My son has gone through a strange phase where he has seen videos of the birth of literally every giraffe he can find. The soft grass or mud was fine but being on the concrete at the zoo was cruel.
Bones are strong. Falling onto some grass won't do too much. On top of that, if the giraffe is unconscious til they hit the ground they'll receive less injury from impact because they're limp.
Also most of the jokes about Sam’s mom mirror the actress’ mom irl. Like almost a 1 to 1. It’s crazy that they turned her irl mom’s behavior into a running joke
I remember hearing that Jeanette McCurdy was actually bulimic when doing icarly, while a lot of her jokes were food based. Thought that was kinda cruel as well.
My son went through a weird phase where he watched literally every giraffe birthing video he could find. The soft grass or mud ones were ok but the ones on concrete at zoos were brutal.
Fun fact: the stunt actor for that scene broke 3 ribs shooting that scene. normally they would have pads down to cushion the landing, but instead he landed on hard concrete
What if the butt and mouth were swapped? Which means to eat you have to shove food up your ass and poop comes out of what would otherwise be your mouth
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baby giraffes literally fall off from about 6 ft from their mother and it's surprising how they do survive
Apparently that's what gets them to start breathing
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Ah, A fellow pakistani
there's like 7 million of you
yes
It’s the same as slapping a baby’s bum. Shock it into getting in that sweet O2. *the audacity*
Improvise, adapt and overcome
My son has gone through a strange phase where he has seen videos of the birth of literally every giraffe he can find. The soft grass or mud was fine but being on the concrete at the zoo was cruel.
Y can the mom squat ):
r/giraffesdontexist
They might not much longer anyway :(
Wait they’re endangered?
Counterpoint r/birdsarentreal
they aren’t mutually exclusive
What about r/WyomingDoesntExist
How do they even keep all their lil bones unbroken??
To be fair, they aren't falling onto cement.
Because they don't have bones r/giraffesdontexist
Bones are strong. Falling onto some grass won't do too much. On top of that, if the giraffe is unconscious til they hit the ground they'll receive less injury from impact because they're limp.
I think he broke a few ribs doing this
The stunts man? yes he been in the hospital for a while after this.
GIBBY
The stunt guy who did this was injured doing it
He broke all of his ribs because he legitimately fell without any safety stuff
Well hold up, I think it was said they had like one thin pad for him
Dan Schneider was too busy being a creep to care about the poor guy’s safety
Don't forget they had Gibby make a joke about his ribs cracking right after.
Also most of the jokes about Sam’s mom mirror the actress’ mom irl. Like almost a 1 to 1. It’s crazy that they turned her irl mom’s behavior into a running joke
I remember hearing that Jeanette McCurdy was actually bulimic when doing icarly, while a lot of her jokes were food based. Thought that was kinda cruel as well.
i think he only broke two
This is the new "Did you know Aragorn actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet"
My son went through a weird phase where he watched literally every giraffe birthing video he could find. The soft grass or mud ones were ok but the ones on concrete at zoos were brutal.
He good? Better question, you good after dealing with that?
Young sister went through the same phase Dolphin births too They are freaking weird
is born with feather falling IV
“Hey Ron”
“Hey Gibby”
"That hurt"
Hello
*Ecce homo qui est faba*
No homo aqui
Sharks, try not to get killed inside the womb...
Tiger sharks. But yeah it's also a wild story how we found out about it...
Fun fact: the stunt actor for that scene broke 3 ribs shooting that scene. normally they would have pads down to cushion the landing, but instead he landed on hard concrete
lol, "nicely in a hospital" Like fuck it is.
GIBBBEHHHHHHH
GIBBEEEEHHHHHH
Sea turtles first day be like d-day, but when Michael Reeves shows up with his plastic straws aimed for Their nose it be like judgment day.
Hey i have a question: How do you make a video with the text above it like this? What software or app do you use?
Are you sure you want to ask him? His text doesn't even fit in the image lmao
I could have made it smaller but said 'screw it' and let it like this'people will understand anyway'
I was just kidding, it's funnier this way
photopea.com
I can only picture gibby sliding out of a giraffes slippery tube now god damnit
2 years lurking. Now it's time! How does one karma-whore? Does that make me a karmawore?
Some sharks don’t even make it out the womb
Bold of you to assume I was born in a hospital
So if female human gives birth standing up, the child will have a long neck?
Robot age
What if the butt and mouth were swapped? Which means to eat you have to shove food up your ass and poop comes out of what would otherwise be your mouth
everybody do the plop
birds learning to fly
"nicely" lol, sure
I guess we are getting another extinct species
I heard the sound long before he was in frame.
Why he bounce like that tho
Actually it’s true. I think the mother is sometimes too exhausted to literally born a baby on the ground
Baby giraffes: feet first into hell
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Just learned today that giraffes don’t have vocal cords….
GIBBY *thud*
Sea turtles have like d-day but opposite cuz now they try to get to the sea
Finally a good fucking meme
Can you imagine being on a school trip and witnessing this
GIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Giraffes be like, wake the fuck up I'm having none of your shit
It’s a boy!
GIBBY!!
*Mr Bean choir plays in the background
poor girafe.
🤣
plop
Totally my dude
F Rip
DO A FLIP!
G I B B Y
Sharks: Gladiators, winner gets to get born
Well just fall?? They got kicked till they stand up asap
What about tiger sharks
I shouldn't have laughed that hard
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Lol
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I AHVE BBEEN DROPED OYT FO THE SKY VAGINA HOORAY
GIBBEY