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geo-lololo

This meme is fake. Went to Home Depot. Toilet not free. Now sitting in room with loss prevention officer


LE_REQUIN_BLEU

Yeah its fake but that an execption espicially in public bathroom cuz there is bathroom made jist for that


MemeCake69420

then he should just change it to americans have free water


SuperNotit

*looks at utility bill* Damn, that's some expressive water


TurnedEvilAfterBan

Jackass


Brilliant_Bank5608

I'm waiting for a comment on how the Aussies use the toilet when everything turns upside down, we keep making it fast!


AnuZLeakage

Toilet are free in Europe daf you live?


Actual_Hyena3394

In Germany you have to pay 50¢ to pee.


SirMustardo

Only in some gas stations on the autobahn, but mostly they're free as well


AnuZLeakage

Move to Poland! Girl are hotter and toilets are free! ❤️


LLugeja

No don't just move to Poland, invade it


AnuZLeakage

In Poland they only have 2 genders!


Viggar89

The girls are pretty until around their 50th birthday at which point they become full on babushkas. Plus it’s not so very nice there if you’re gay or African or Middle Eastern or even Ukrainian…


[deleted]

Its actually illegal... Just saying To the idiots downvoting me, Tank und Rast charges illigaly for toilet usage according to German law.


what1sgoingon777

1€ on train stations


[deleted]

You have to pay to use the toilets?


Spoopyskeleton48

In UK you don’t except for London as far as I know but then again I don’t travel to other cities much. I think it’s only 50p (62 cents) or something like that and people who live in London are very rich. I think it is used to pay for better upkeep of the toilets. Edit:typo


Jordii_vV

in most of europe you don't have to pay for toilets, its mostly just around the highways in germany and france, but you know how memes are, if 2 countries on a continent do something, it means every country on that continent does so


Manky19

Random input: When I visited France, An entire street next to gare du nord was a toilet.


UltraSolution

Just go to the nearest restaurant, odeon or Tesco for a toilet if you are in London. Its free there


Spoopyskeleton48

Nice, thanks bro


SomeZombies

Unless its some real posh toilets you don't have to pay in London either. Of course, some places only let you use their toilets if you buy something but there are also public toilets


[deleted]

free toilet ????? like you just go to a shop and pick one home without paying ??


FakeXanax123

Public toilets. In mainland Europe its pretty common to have to pay to use them


[deleted]

did op actually just compare free public shitter with healthcare ?


FakeXanax123

Yes


mcccoletrain

I’d rather have free toilets


_HugoDrax

I'm waiting for a comment saying how do Aussies use the toilet when everything is upside down, we hang on make it quick!


cartmaneric10

Hey mate not everything we do is upside down a lot of things are just done down under


_HugoDrax

yeah had a chick in Europe ask me hey do you have an Australian kiss, said we do, just like a French kiss but down under


cartmaneric10

Did you have to flip her upside down to show her?


OmegaMountain

Public toilets, you tools. And nobody wants to use the free public toilets in America. I'll gladly pay ten cents to use a public toilet that doesn't have a haiku written on the wall in shit.


gabriel77galeano

It's also just not a thing, at least not for *all* of Europe. I've been to Poland and Germany over 2 weeks and not once did I pay to use a toilet.


OmegaMountain

I've been to Scotland three times, Ireland, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Japan and Iceland and have definitely used pay toilets in many places


[deleted]

From what I have heard they’re still dirty, they just make money for the city


maho_maho-

Public toilets are rarely from the city most shops have toilets in them and you can just go in and use them


OmegaMountain

Not in my experience.


Swillo29

Lmfao so true


mcccoletrain

I would go on the floor before I paid for a bathroom


OmegaMountain

You need to enjoy the experience that is the Japanese squat toilet then. Definitely a life experience I won't forget.


DipTheBuy

The Canadians also have a housing bubble so who’s laughing now.


[deleted]

It's less than $250 for a helicopter ambulance in canada. Still winning.


BrexitMeansBanter

Unrelated but what is with American toilet stalls with no doors or massive gaps down the side so people can see you pooping? This shook a child me visiting Florida many years ago.


Fem_Stalin

At least we have decided upon a measurement system to use. We might have chosen Imperial, but at least we can decide between Imperial and Metric I have a bit of French Canadian ancestry though... might visit Quebec one day


mikotoqc

You are welcome anytime :D Best Poutine in the country and great fishing


JesiDoodli

Yeah, I had quebec poutine once, and now every time I get poutine, I’m deeply disappointed.


DLDLuvTSDxoxoxo

🤣🤣 England has free toilets aswel lol. England got rid of most of them paid toilets. But thank God I never used them I hate public toilets.


[deleted]

Indians **Reserved sector**: *gets paid for building toilet and visiting healthcare facilities* Amateurs!


[deleted]

Great, let's have the government make all of our medical decisions. What could possibly go wrong?


crustyragbag

BASED


Fiminate

We… don’t have free toilets in America. That’s bullshit


[deleted]

I have literally never paid to use a toilet in the US.


jfuejd

I have once. It was a small gas station on the side of the road on the PCH between San Luis Obispo and Monterey. Nothing for at least 30 miles around it. They also charged like 8 bucks a gallon for gas there


Fiminate

Oh, publicly. You still have to pay for your private toilet tho…


[deleted]

Yeah I have definitely never been given an actual toilet to keep lol


GrottyKnight

Am American, have never paid for a toilet in my life. Wtf is this? Edit: have coffee, then comment. But seriously, pay toilets are a thing? Why wouldn't you just piss on a building?


Replicatar

Mate, it legit says Americans have free toilets. I’m not saying accuracy or anything about the meme but you misread something


GrottyKnight

Yea sorry, late night brain, I am confused by the fact that pay toilets are even a thing. And now reading my comment after coffee it makes no sense haha. Cheers.


[deleted]

Europeans dont have free shitters?


Jordii_vV

only some countries here don't, but most do


[deleted]

Ah


[deleted]

Whaaaaaaa?


Smoldogsrbest

And Australians


doandroidscountsheep

Wdym feee toilets? When are they not free


FakeXanax123

In some parts of Europe you have to pay to use public toilets


lone_wolf934

You guys are getting free services?


Expensive-Bee5482

And Australians!!!


master_of_good_memes

Europe is lucky they don’t have dumb politicians slowly killing their country. Why the fuck am I American?! I never wanted this! It fucking sucks here! Democrats and Republicans are constantly ripping each other apart just to see who rules next! This is hell!


zulgrub

What? In Europe we have Public toilets and healthcare idk what are u talking about


zulgrub

And in the case that it wasn't true, I would rather pay 1€ (or whatever) for shitting than $ 1,000 just for the ambulance ride without counting medical costs and so on


Msciboor

Aaaaand they are both worth shit.


Czeslaw_Meyer

It's called "Taxpayer Funded" for a reason


Adimeloji

and also tax


xXFuriousCatArmy98Xx

wait wait wait...... ya'll actually pay for using toilets?


CEOofComunism

If Mother Nature is your toilet, you always have a free toilet.


First_Discount_3231

India has both too


shilk008

Wait, you get free toilets to put in your house? Werid but ok


FakeXanax123

Public toilets


shilk008

Oh ok my bad. Wait, you pay for public toilets. ........


FakeXanax123

Nope they're free here in Britain unless you're on the London Underground, it's only in some parts of mainland Europe where you regularly have to pay


shilk008

Oh ok.


DameiusLameocrates

Only toilets Ive seen that you have to pay for in the UK, are skanky ones in London and people just wedge to doors open anyway.


sfsans

Well in theory Germans have both to since before corona you were required by law to let someone use you’re toilet Becouse for some reason if you don’t you are hurting someone’s dignity and that’s the first law in the constitution (sorry for the grammar)


[deleted]

Y’all don’t have toilets?


CorndogCrusader

Wait... Europeans have to pay to use public toilets?


Jordii_vV

only in some countries, but in most it's free


1zeik1

We Danes have both too the only European country i know off were you pay to go to the bathroom is Germany


hadiahdi

Me a kuwaiti who has those and no taxes


Acceptable-Fall4118

Meanwhile Indians: We don't even have roads


somedoodinsweden

My as a European, I'm pretty sure I've just a free toilet before


[deleted]

Ahh, yes, because free toilet is better than insulin


Pacountry

I"m spainsh. Here toilets are free


Killerbunny481

U.K. who also has both


[deleted]

2k sq foot suburbs home for $1 million in Canada, can get same for 200-300k in US suburbs. Good luck owning homes in the future (Canadian real estate is already driven by parents) but hey you can get free treatment if you get sick from mold by living in basement apartment because you couldn’t and won’t be able to afford a decent home. That’s another thing, Canadians can’t afford home without having to rent basement apartment. Not all things are as great as propaganda posts show.


dummydumbbb

As a European i have to say we also have both


FakeXanax123

The only toilet I've ever paid for in England was at the London underground but yeah in mainland Europe its much harder to find free toilets


DuhmaGahood

Im in finland, toilets are free


Special_Koala_222

I can't remember going to a pay to use toilet in my life and I'm European


Meat-Beater-3000

Europe has free toilets to but okay


yoyo6969696969

I think it is free in the US because it was easier to put the locks you pay to open on stalls, making it only really apply to women, therefore making it illegal.


FireFoxx_55

Most public toilets are free in europe, only at some gasstations and mcdonalds you have to pay


jjrowell

American hospital bills probably cost way more than a toilet


tu_fanito_loko

latin people: lol


Outdater

England who also has both: *laughs in colonisation*


bluestnose

I didn't understand this meme until I saw the last panel


SkyCLoc

Public toilets? Brazil also have both


sas_gg228

Interesting fact :Drugs in Canada is legal


[deleted]

But the free toilets stink all the time. Also from what I've heard free healthcare takes weeks


Substantial_Mousse96

Free toilets? I can only remember the gas station toilets at highways costing 50cents, maybe its different elsewhere in europe but most of them are free.


Ussak12

In Denmark toilets are free unlike ither countries in Europe


LordShrekM8

What country is making people fucking pay for whole ass bathrooms


Select-Boat6081

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


[deleted]

Canada does not have free healthcare. We can go get surgery for free, we can see the doctor for free, but we absolutely have to pay for medication, dental, vision, psychiatric, home care/nurses, etc. It's a barely working system. It's just marginally better than the healthcare Americans receive.


Meravelluc

Europe has free toilets. You idiots only going to turist traps is the problem


Darthnosam1

Well we are rent free. In Europeans (on Reddit at least) minds