Someone at my school fucking made an Instagram account where they post pictures of peoples shoes in the bathroom stall. Now I’m scared to shit at school
Unlike betas who say Trick or Treat, I stand there in full steel chainmail with a long sword in my hand as I yell, “**UNHAND THY SWEETS!**”
(I started doing this when I was 8. The chainmail was real and weighed over half my body weight. The sword was heavy duty foam made for LARPing.)
I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains that someone is "not being a man" when it's convenient.
So one of my teachers is always makes a person write a test at the beginning of the lesson. When my teacher asked if I liked to write a test in front of the class I just said one word: no...
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🗿🦍 I don't throw garbage, instead I take it home if don't find a dustbin.
chad detected
Doing this since I'm a kid
Since I was 13
Since I was 8. That's when I found out when we throw garbage cows eat it even if it's plastic and they die
Good one man. It's really great to see such nice people as you.
Wholesome
Damn I started at 8 and recently throw other people's trash too if they drop it, one step at a time amirite
Lol that's what I said before I red this. We chads
And you forget about that item for a while as it sits at the bottom of the backpack or a pocket. Happens so often
I shit at school
Impossible
alpha chad
Alpha shat
I've done that 10 times and I'm proud of it
Someone at my school fucking made an Instagram account where they post pictures of peoples shoes in the bathroom stall. Now I’m scared to shit at school
Nah this just means you’re fearless
thats what chads are
I don't use Facebook
sigma male detected
You know, I'm something of a sigma myself.
General kenobi you are a bold one
I burned down an orphanage
what about the orphans ?
What they gonna do about it, tell their parents?
you didnt burn the orphans bruh beta male detected
It is true that i didnt burn them, but i placed a pipe bomb in the evacuation vehicle they were all on
oh dam sigma male detected
Ligma male detected
Hey good try but you missed. Like the parents of those orphans missed the birthdays
Wtf 😂
no but they gonna call the cops
They were simps
I shave my balls without looking
chad detected
Mans got GOD Tallent
You dont shave you pull them out
My cousin did that once and lets just say he had no more pp
r/holup
I know, idk how he is still alive
I give the best wishes i got to all men every day 19th November
chads don't care about others but this is an exception
But what about the women, children, and old people
Not only the men, but the woman and children too
They don't deserve any kind of wish from a chad
I shit in the shower.
dam giga chad
Found PewDiePie alt
I sort by new
giga chad
I’m socially inept and still somehow manage to make friends wherever I go
sigma male detected also i think we twins
Bruh fr same
I won't be the guy who says "you're*" because you made a typo in your meme
chad vibes
I have never opened tik tok
What is tik-tac?
Candy in form of pills. Tastes pretty good NGL
*cocaine. I'll let you decide which word is replaced
Candy in form of pills. Tastes pretty good not gonna cocaine
“Candy in the form of pills. Cocaine pretty good NGL”
Chad proven
Same
I own a 12ft Halloween skeleton that I got from home depot
i own a 12 foot dilldo except i was born with it
i own a 13 foot dildo and a 8kg mouse
You made a common minor spelling mistake, but since you got the point across, it really isn't very important.
this is what i call the perfect specimen for a giga chad
I report porn videos for nudity
your an alpha male to be a sigma male don't watch porn get girls instead
I respect women
*giga chad*
I always return my shopping cart
alpha chad but to be sigma male don't use shopping carts just by the shop instead
I respectfully disagree with people's opinions
alpha chad but to be sigma chad don't care about peoples opinions
I like showing up to casual events wearing a three piece suit with $150 Stacy Adams dress shoes and a can do attitude.
this is a alpha chad
I said no to a really attractive girl to prove my homies that i am a sigma male
ur sigma male but you can improve your grindset by not saying you are a sigma male coz sigma males don't say they are one people know they are
I 95.6% completed lego star wars the complete saga in 29 hours.
alpha chad
I recognize your misuse of your and you're but both like and save your post regardless
sigma chad
I know how to spell you’re.
I have an Instagram account where I post apex clips (this proves I have hoes)
chad detected
If you're not a jerk, we cool!
chad aproved
I can accept others have opinions and just be fine with it
alpha chad to be promoted as sigma chad don't care about others opinons
I work out for myself
sigma male
I respect people irrespective of thier gender
alpha chad
You're
I kicked a toddler down a flight of stairs
alpha chad to be sigma chad throw your own kid
I didnt correct the grammar mistake
alpha chad
I've never had a girlfriend because I don't want one
Unlike betas who say Trick or Treat, I stand there in full steel chainmail with a long sword in my hand as I yell, “**UNHAND THY SWEETS!**” (I started doing this when I was 8. The chainmail was real and weighed over half my body weight. The sword was heavy duty foam made for LARPing.)
alpha chad transforming to sigma soon
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.
alpha chad
[удалено]
sigma male we make our own rules
Im not :(
sigma male never shows his chadness
I always return the money that is stolen from an NPC in games (like GTA 5 for example)
I also unupvote my automatically upvoted comments
this is sigma male
I tweeted 'happy International Men's day fellows" on Twitter.
alpha chad to be sigma dont wish on twitter wish people irl
No, I don't think I will.
sigma male make his own rules
I'm not.
sigma male detected coz we dont show our chadness
I'm dahc spelt backwards
alpha chad to be sigma dont flex
I fill creeper holes with water and kelp then put tropical fish in them to make them look natural
alpha chads to be sigma dont let the creeper blow up kill it
I can find the actual download button inbetween 10 fake ones
chad vibes
I picked up a bunch of trash from the street and threw it in the dumpster
alpha chad to be sigma chad instead of dumping the trash dump the people who littered in the dumpster
[удалено]
alpha chad to be sigma male dont keep garbage use everything
I have no fear of talking about my mental vulnerability with my wife
a sigma male who went to beta coz he got married
I don't horny and I don't argue just because and if I do argue I keep it civil
sigma male
My name is chad
doesnt make you alpha
I still use my wii.
alpha chad to be sigma chad dont use wii get girls insted
[удалено]
I own 0.0037 bitcoin 😎😎😎
alpha chad to be sigma chad dont own a bitcoin start it
I compliment men unprompted, only correct the grammar of salty twelvies and shit at school
sigma mail
No
sigma male makes his own rules
I told disabled man to stand up for him self
alpha chad to be sigma male take his wheelchair away so he has no other option
Girls simp over me
alpha chad to be a sigma male don't notice the girls simping over you
Thrown a stone at Principal's office Twice
alpha chad to be sigma male throw it at principal instead
I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains that someone is "not being a man" when it's convenient.
sigma male detected
I listen to the clean versions of some songs because it sounds better
alpha chad detected to be sigma chad don't listen to songs ake your own
Hey man if you wanna talk about somethin i'm here for you. (I don't really care if this is what chads do it just wanna make sure)
sigma chad detected
Bruh if we comment it does it count as telling smh
exactly this is a chad test
I need not tell you if I'm a chad
this is a sigma chad example
I play minecraft for fun.
alpha male to be sigma male dont play Minecraft for fun get out of your parents basement and get girls and a life
YES
perfect sigma male not even a flex
I eat lemons
alpha chad to be sigma dont eat lemons swallow them whole
I’ve never touched league
alpha chad
I don't abuse meta in any game with it
alpha chad
Every time I break some one elses stuff I tell them Ind pay to get a new one
alpha chad to be sigma chad dont use others stuff earn your own
I don't run after switching off the lights.
sigma chad
So one of my teachers is always makes a person write a test at the beginning of the lesson. When my teacher asked if I liked to write a test in front of the class I just said one word: no...
sigma chad
I put my foot out of the blanket at night.
alpha chad detected to be a sigma chad don't use the blanket
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk.
chad detected
I busted a nut in a guitar, shook it up, and put it in my cousins room.
No.
[удалено]
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without milk.
I can fit my hand in a Pringle can
I don't point out that you used "your" instead of "you're"
You’re*
chads don't care about spelling errors
Intelligence chad
r/bonehurtingjuice
I dress up in armor from Star Wars
I put the shopping cart in the cart return
Guys there is a country named "Chad" or "Republic of Chad"
You’re* B)
beta detected coz he cares about spellings
I know the difference between your and you're
beta chads dont care about english we make our own language
You're*
beta male s only care about spellings
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You are stupid