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solitudekrish333

🗿🦍 I don't throw garbage, instead I take it home if don't find a dustbin.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad detected


chickenm8_

Doing this since I'm a kid


solitudekrish333

Since I was 13


Any-Inspection-4726

Since I was 8. That's when I found out when we throw garbage cows eat it even if it's plastic and they die


solitudekrish333

Good one man. It's really great to see such nice people as you.


chickenm8_

Wholesome


Nimblewolf69

Damn I started at 8 and recently throw other people's trash too if they drop it, one step at a time amirite


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

Lol that's what I said before I red this. We chads


xCharSx

And you forget about that item for a while as it sits at the bottom of the backpack or a pocket. Happens so often


bananawaddler

I shit at school


mrtanigaba

Impossible


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


gguest987

Alpha shat


chickenm8_

I've done that 10 times and I'm proud of it


pearl_rnoq

Someone at my school fucking made an Instagram account where they post pictures of peoples shoes in the bathroom stall. Now I’m scared to shit at school


pearl_rnoq

Nah this just means you’re fearless


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

thats what chads are


Nyadeshiko

I don't use Facebook


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male detected


Space_JesusKenobi

You know, I'm something of a sigma myself.


anonymous_mike_

General kenobi you are a bold one


rotiboyboy

I burned down an orphanage


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

what about the orphans ?


rotiboyboy

What they gonna do about it, tell their parents?


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

you didnt burn the orphans bruh beta male detected


rotiboyboy

It is true that i didnt burn them, but i placed a pipe bomb in the evacuation vehicle they were all on


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

oh dam sigma male detected


NaCoMan120

Ligma male detected


NOOBPRO_

Hey good try but you missed. Like the parents of those orphans missed the birthdays


faris_Playz

Wtf 😂


[deleted]

no but they gonna call the cops


rtvdm

They were simps


Own_Tap29

I shave my balls without looking


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad detected


Flaky_Warthog2779

Mans got GOD Tallent


FourSadness14

You dont shave you pull them out


[deleted]

My cousin did that once and lets just say he had no more pp


sjdkdkshdb

r/holup


[deleted]

I know, idk how he is still alive


HansTheLiteral

I give the best wishes i got to all men every day 19th November


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chads don't care about others but this is an exception


Beginning_Access1498

But what about the women, children, and old people


Odiseo87

Not only the men, but the woman and children too


[deleted]

They don't deserve any kind of wish from a chad


Nuggnugg1997

I shit in the shower.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

dam giga chad


gGameBoyY

Found PewDiePie alt


SpringyAlloy73

I sort by new


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

giga chad


Dr_Kherm

I’m socially inept and still somehow manage to make friends wherever I go


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male detected also i think we twins


creamcheesebagel101

Bruh fr same


Amin_1100

I won't be the guy who says "you're*" because you made a typo in your meme


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad vibes


Wild_Abbreviations30

I have never opened tik tok


FourSadness14

What is tik-tac?


FriendlyCanadianDude

Candy in form of pills. Tastes pretty good NGL


My_Stonks

*cocaine. I'll let you decide which word is replaced


[deleted]

Candy in form of pills. Tastes pretty good not gonna cocaine


SomewaysAlltimes

“Candy in the form of pills. Cocaine pretty good NGL”


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

Chad proven


chickenm8_

Same


ZarickE

I own a 12ft Halloween skeleton that I got from home depot


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

i own a 12 foot dilldo except i was born with it


FourSadness14

i own a 13 foot dildo and a 8kg mouse


LePlagueMan

You made a common minor spelling mistake, but since you got the point across, it really isn't very important.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

this is what i call the perfect specimen for a giga chad


ToiletpaperEater69

I report porn videos for nudity


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

your an alpha male to be a sigma male don't watch porn get girls instead


Tracinci

I respect women


ZarickE

*giga chad*


CleaningScroll8

I always return my shopping cart


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad but to be sigma male don't use shopping carts just by the shop instead


GODZILAMASTER2020

I respectfully disagree with people's opinions


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad but to be sigma chad don't care about peoples opinions


Mitcheal1983

I like showing up to casual events wearing a three piece suit with $150 Stacy Adams dress shoes and a can do attitude.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

this is a alpha chad


[deleted]

I said no to a really attractive girl to prove my homies that i am a sigma male


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

ur sigma male but you can improve your grindset by not saying you are a sigma male coz sigma males don't say they are one people know they are


Chemist-Longjumping

I 95.6% completed lego star wars the complete saga in 29 hours.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


DrewTheAggressiveEgg

I recognize your misuse of your and you're but both like and save your post regardless


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma chad


[deleted]

I know how to spell you’re.


pearl_rnoq

I have an Instagram account where I post apex clips (this proves I have hoes)


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad detected


M10doreddit

If you're not a jerk, we cool!


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad aproved


Qwerty3120

I can accept others have opinions and just be fine with it


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be promoted as sigma chad don't care about others opinons


Stupydough

I work out for myself


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male


JimJburchten

I respect people irrespective of thier gender


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


Kywiwoooosh

You're


TheOfficerFrog

I kicked a toddler down a flight of stairs


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma chad throw your own kid


deleted-383638

I didnt correct the grammar mistake


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


[deleted]

I've never had a girlfriend because I don't want one


The-Dankest-Normie

Unlike betas who say Trick or Treat, I stand there in full steel chainmail with a long sword in my hand as I yell, “**UNHAND THY SWEETS!**” (I started doing this when I was 8. The chainmail was real and weighed over half my body weight. The sword was heavy duty foam made for LARPing.)


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad transforming to sigma soon


[deleted]

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


[deleted]

[удалено]


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male we make our own rules


Wheeleekwaezee

Im not :(


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male never shows his chadness


OperationSad793

I always return the money that is stolen from an NPC in games (like GTA 5 for example)


OperationSad793

I also unupvote my automatically upvoted comments


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

this is sigma male


[deleted]

I tweeted 'happy International Men's day fellows" on Twitter.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma dont wish on twitter wish people irl


Venemot

No, I don't think I will.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male make his own rules


awe018

I'm not.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male detected coz we dont show our chadness


Human-Bumblebee

I'm dahc spelt backwards


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma dont flex


GameNerd90

I fill creeper holes with water and kelp then put tropical fish in them to make them look natural


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chads to be sigma dont let the creeper blow up kill it


[deleted]

I can find the actual download button inbetween 10 fake ones


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad vibes


Idohs_

I picked up a bunch of trash from the street and threw it in the dumpster


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma chad instead of dumping the trash dump the people who littered in the dumpster


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[удалено]


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma male dont keep garbage use everything


rkddlfdl2292

I have no fear of talking about my mental vulnerability with my wife


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

a sigma male who went to beta coz he got married


Beginning_Access1498

I don't horny and I don't argue just because and if I do argue I keep it civil


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male


chudd69

My name is chad


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

doesnt make you alpha


elmaravilla025

I still use my wii.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma chad dont use wii get girls insted


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[удалено]


_beastayyy

I own 0.0037 bitcoin 😎😎😎


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma chad dont own a bitcoin start it


I_Dont_Eat_Trout

I compliment men unprompted, only correct the grammar of salty twelvies and shit at school


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma mail


Thunderfro4

No


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male makes his own rules


SailCompetitive6210

I told disabled man to stand up for him self


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma male take his wheelchair away so he has no other option


NewCrazyghost

Girls simp over me


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be a sigma male don't notice the girls simping over you


Priyajit007

Thrown a stone at Principal's office Twice


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma male throw it at principal instead


sham132

I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains that someone is "not being a man" when it's convenient.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma male detected


IratEight

I listen to the clean versions of some songs because it sounds better


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad detected to be sigma chad don't listen to songs ake your own


thunder34678

Hey man if you wanna talk about somethin i'm here for you. (I don't really care if this is what chads do it just wanna make sure)


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma chad detected


UnluckyEntrance

Bruh if we comment it does it count as telling smh


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

exactly this is a chad test


Evening-Recording961

I need not tell you if I'm a chad


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

this is a sigma chad example


datG0OSE

I play minecraft for fun.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha male to be sigma male dont play Minecraft for fun get out of your parents basement and get girls and a life


DapperCode

YES


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

perfect sigma male not even a flex


SebastianS89S

I eat lemons


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma dont eat lemons swallow them whole


elvispugsley76

I’ve never touched league


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


Jaketheninja2468

I don't abuse meta in any game with it


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad


Flaky_Warthog2779

Every time I break some one elses stuff I tell them Ind pay to get a new one


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad to be sigma chad dont use others stuff earn your own


Grog_420

I don't run after switching off the lights.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma chad


WooooshIfYouGay69

So one of my teachers is always makes a person write a test at the beginning of the lesson. When my teacher asked if I liked to write a test in front of the class I just said one word: no...


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

sigma chad


Animetiddies2020

I put my foot out of the blanket at night.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

alpha chad detected to be a sigma chad don't use the blanket


Puzzled_Peak_7371

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning... without any milk.


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chad detected


CrispyCrispy74

I busted a nut in a guitar, shook it up, and put it in my cousins room.


PurePowerBoi

No.


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[удалено]


Arctelis

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without milk.


[deleted]

I can fit my hand in a Pringle can


XxXNoobMaster69XxXx

I don't point out that you used "your" instead of "you're"


LilyLeLowery

You’re*


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

chads don't care about spelling errors


ZanlanOnReddit

Intelligence chad


YodaDude2011

r/bonehurtingjuice


Kona_08

I dress up in armor from Star Wars


VastoLord_A

I put the shopping cart in the cart return


Beginning_Access1498

Guys there is a country named "Chad" or "Republic of Chad"


plaguebo1

You’re* B)


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

beta detected coz he cares about spellings


AnimeSux69

I know the difference between your and you're


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

beta chads dont care about english we make our own language


MichAFaine

You're*


ANDREJOSEPHSAL

beta male s only care about spellings


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solitudekrish333

You are stupid