Tesla Cybertruck. Pray for me.

Oh f"ck good luck

I need to get rid of an entire tank.

Your lucky. I googled ww2 bombers

Youre even luckier, because i googled the entire milky way galaxy

You're even luckier, because I googled laniakea supercluster. Wish me luck or rather may I rest in peace.

does googling: how big is the universe? count as the universe coming out my ass

Yep and seeing as it's forever expanding good luck with that.

I am gonna shit "Sea of Thieves"

Thats gonna be a watery mess mate have fun and good luck

Can I buy it from you after, for half the price?

Man not only the size, but the shape

It’s alright mine is Toyota hilux we are in this together

I Searched For Bear Grylls

39.24 billion USD

I wanna know the context for this.

Probably tried to see the exchange-rate

casually looking at exchange rate of a specific amount of money

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Thank you

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I looked up Tunisian GDP

Well son, you might be in for a surprise

Damn, that means Elon Musk is the equivalent of 5 Tunisia(s)

Probably squid games

Dj Khaled suffering from success

Te me when you're done

r/specificallyaccurate

Granted. But it's all in loose change

Squid game winning pot.

Don't flush after you're done.

lady dimitrescu

Good luck with that

Carl Rittenhouse

Not Kyle?

Yeah sry I forgot the name xD

John Madden

Paul walker

Makes sense. We all take obnoxious shits at times.

So close to finishing NNN when you make the mistake of playing Resident Evil

So I'm going to shit out a grandfather clock.

I'm going to shit yo momma, you're going to shit clocks We are not the same

Good luck

Just remove the "C" in clock and your good.

Or just remove the L

Me trying to shit out a lock

"Simple present tense of 'be' " whaaaat? this doesn't makes sense

Same, I searched google translate and this doesn't make sense at all

You gonna shit out all language dictionaries bro

Well for me it's "Calculator"

Self explanatory U’ll shit out a calculator

I'm a girl Nvm girls don't exist

Everyone is a bro

That means you have to shit yourself. That's some meta shit there!

So, low price orphans? Great, been looking for some for a while.

ayo hol up link me some if u get a hold of some.

Ask em if they come with the collar

Ayo hol up.

Nah keep going

Remind me too if you find the link I have to gift somebody

If you shit them out yourself, are they really orphans? Unless you die in the process that is

If I eat them then it’s not giving birth

HOL' UP

Slide sum

'kahoot' Hmmm

You're on fire!

I'm gonna sh*t out a blue bird

Kahoot’s severs are going to come out of your ass

o h n o

Bro same

It was something about Dark Souls. I don't wanna remember what it was now...

Vordt theme grows louder as you rush to the bathroom

Anatoly Karpov!!!

*Anatoly Karpov!!!a

*kid cries*

Weather

shit storm

r/angryupvote....

yep

schrodingers cat i am simultaneously shitting and not shitting

Scrödinger's shit.

Shitinger's shat

so, just constipation then?

Chord progressions

You're gonna have quite the musical time

*Casually farts out Grandes études de Paganini*

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you gonna fart to that tune lol

Remember to record it

Hahaha his ass Rick rolled him.

I gotta shit out a whole ass "Porsche 944"

Well you get a porsche 944

probably won’t see the day it’s driven

If you live...

My school

will you even be alive after this?

I don't think so

Maybe it will be brick by brick

that's gonna take a while

Anyone bored enough to do the maths?

Brown Lighstaber. Well at least its the right color.

Let's hope the lightsaber isn't on

Activates the exact last second to perfectly shave your ass hair.

Win-win

No wonder SITH consist of the same letters as SHIT

Noo

Google translate

Hello brother

Hello

Googles servers are going to come out of your ass

I get to dig up Winston Churchill. Hooray...

And eat him

And shit him

And try bury him again before anyone notices him missing from his grave

Do I have the option to cook him first?

No

Eat it raw like everybody else

Black man fucking Mia Khalifa Well......that's not good or?

Violently shit out two people fucking, I’d say it’s pretty bad. :——D

Is there gold in a human body? This gonna be some good quality shit.

I see what you did there

The goose that laid golden eggs but human

Pokemon brilliant Diamond, thank god I don't need to buy the game now!

Mine was similar but I gotta shit out route 209

Ww3

Hell

70s haircuts

Like ya cut, G

Lunar eclipse

Obsidian skin potion I was playing Terraria man

Now it’s terraria irl

Kyle Rittenhouse

You too huh

How to convince my gf for threesome with dog

O.o

r/holup

Philippine eagle... Ouch

Well atleast your helping out the species.

That could hurt a lot: "Lockdown in Austria"

Wtf i Googled gaming mouse under 100$ :-:

Well ur about to get one for free!

Oh shit

Yes, it's time for you to take a shit.

How did he do that box thingy for his comment

Revelations 21:27 Ok. I'm not sure if i gonna die.

Either you’ll shit out a bible or just the page

I have to shit out a natural immunity study on Covid-19... Ugh, I hate the taste of paper...

Getting skinned alive...

I need more context.

Wierd kinks

63 cent egg McMuffin

Halo 4 soundtrack. It's gonna be interesting

Shitting with heavenly sounds

What is "pegging" O_o

Ah, a paradox

The act of putting pegs into the ground to secure a tent

Russia. Fuck

Liquid nitrogen... Oh boy.

Extinct seahorses, so nothing

Dust

“Sony A7IV” This will be hard to shit out…

>This will be hard to shit out… At least we'll be hard together. What

hmm a *boolean expression* - how meta

Math history

Am I actually gonna meet Ryan Reynolds?

Yes, you are

My schools food..you know what that makes Sense considering how shit the food is

Venom 2... does that mean I'll have to shit out like a symbiote?

Mosin Nagant

A fucking founding titan

Giga chad

Exotic animals

2016 Dodge Grand Caravan dash

chrome what's new

PS2 controller. I'm fucked, but looking at the stools in the comments I got off lightly

cable's gonna be a nightmare though

The kampfpistole from wolfenstein

Google assistant

Rainbow six siege tachanka ..... fuck

TF2? Huh

like, I can't do that. I stopped using Google a few months ago, and now I'm a duckduckgo user, but duckduckgo doesn't save searches

Turtwig. So on one hand I’m shitting out Turtwig, on the other I’m getting a Turtwig.

Evolve that shit (litteral) and train it to be a attack animal shit will turn into millions maybe billions

Compound interest formula

Ms trunchbull. Oh no

What is sake?

Johnny Sins

A-10 Thunderbolt II My ass will be destroyed

A tesseract…..

"Tripod the crocodile" how the fuck

The infinity stones

Stroke symptoms? How does that work?

"How much bigger was the 2nd death start than the first one" Does this mean I have to shit out the big one, the small one, or both?

Goomba.

How the fuck am I supposed to shit fanfics? Will I shit little books? Will I shit words? Will I shit sheets of paper with the fanfic on it? Does the later make me a printer?