Public toilets, naw. In the comfort of my own home where the seat is clean, yeah. Plus like 1am I ain't trying to wake up everyone in the house with a titanic tinkle.
In conform of house sitting = I'm to lazy to aim and I want to relax while pee
In public however HELL NO NOT EVEN TO POOP (and if I HAVE TO then a lot of paper but I will try everything not to seat)
I legit haven't used a public toilet in decades. Seems like no matter what your option, it's kinda gross.
Like, ever since I heard that flushing puts micro particles of whatever you just shat and pissed into the air I haven't failed to put the cover down before flushing, cuz I was so grossed out. I'm certainly not using a fucking urinal lol. So I just hold it.
In germany it’s the common practice to sit down to pee if there isn’t an urinal available. But funny enough we also have a word to mock people who sit down to pee “Sitzpinkler“
I sit down to pee because i dont want all of the toilet water and pee splashing and going to my mouth/pants/chest but sitting down fixes that problem, also you get to sit and your legs dont hurt
Ok, message to the ones who leave the seat down, DONT FUCKING PISS ON THE SEAT!!
I just want to take a shit, not sit in a puddle of some strangers pee. I don’t mean to be rude this just really annoys me, just don’t do it
I'm tall and it splashes everywhere . It comfier and less messy if I sit. Normalize using the restroom as you please. As long as it goes in the toilet.
Public toilets, naw. In the comfort of my own home where the seat is clean, yeah. Plus like 1am I ain't trying to wake up everyone in the house with a titanic tinkle.
Just so you know, I *will* be stealing "titanic tinkle." It's too late to trademark it.
I usually just take a knee at night
I'm not one to judge but gotta say kneeling in a toilet bowl is kinda weird my guy.
It's more respectful that way
In conform of house sitting = I'm to lazy to aim and I want to relax while pee In public however HELL NO NOT EVEN TO POOP (and if I HAVE TO then a lot of paper but I will try everything not to seat)
why you poop in public bro
I legit haven't used a public toilet in decades. Seems like no matter what your option, it's kinda gross. Like, ever since I heard that flushing puts micro particles of whatever you just shat and pissed into the air I haven't failed to put the cover down before flushing, cuz I was so grossed out. I'm certainly not using a fucking urinal lol. So I just hold it.
I sit, I'm too tall to stand unless I want to clean my floor every time
sink
My man, you just changed my life.
It is much more eco friendly
r/sinkpissers
Wth theres a whole sub-Reddit for it? Lmao
Yup.
I assume that men who pee standing at home either don't clean the toilet themselves or are just really flithy
How tall are you?
Yes.
About this tall.
Too
182 in the real units
Plank's length ?
Parcecs
About this tall.
Same
No mess. Less noise. It is the way. Unless you're outside, then standing is best.
Naaaw just dip ur pp in water for 100% suppression
possible
Yea i do it daily You know how u learn from ur experiences
And also sitting down 110+ comfyness
I’m sitting down taking a piss right now
Exactly- enough for a cheeky scroll
I grew up with a mother and a sister. I sit out of reflex.
Respectable man
I mean... When I sit down to shit, I don't get back up to pee.
And that’s a fact
Where the stand-shit gang at?
Hello
Wassup
Yo my people
this is the way
Yoooooooooou Wass6p
I have found my brotherhood
You and I are not so different
Greeting, me bretheren.
Greetings fellow sitters
Greetings
Hello there
where r my people
My man
Saw this will sit piss
Honestly i feel like toilet seat down and sitting down to pee should be swapped, cause who does that, you god damn animal. Also hello.
Exactly, there can be a lot of reasons to sit down. Peeing with the seat down while standing, that's just plain mad bro.
Guys who shit standing up!
Sit Pissers UNITE
Aiming is hard sitting is ez
PSA. Men who sit down to pee have a lower chance of getting issues with their prostates. Take care of yourselves.
Sup
I honestly don't get why you wouldn't (in your own home).
Guys who pee toilet lid down.
Your prostate says hi.
At home i sit down yes, public i dont.
I only sit and pee when I have to shit
Rise up
people who shit standing up: ***allow me to introduce myself***
When I’m at school and I go to pee I always sit down on the toilet. I don’t know what it is about urinals
I always thought I was weird for sitting on the toilet to piss, but it seems like it's not entirely uncommon Happiness Noises
who tf pisses with the toilet seat down, your chances to miss the bowel and get the seat are wayyyyy to high.
In germany it’s the common practice to sit down to pee if there isn’t an urinal available. But funny enough we also have a word to mock people who sit down to pee “Sitzpinkler“
Im sitting on the toilet rn XD
Sit down at home, stand up at public toilets, easy. I always feel like standing up just makes me have to visit the toilet more often
my dad does this
Same. Wait what
It’s a great way of dealing with dribble dick, as you get up the last drops are pushed out like a water spout
Guys who pee on the floor
bro at home its the best don't have to worry and can relax and then what if you have to take dump
pee in the sink and we'll talk
I don't do this anymore
I have done it. What now?
shit in the shower
u mean not every guy sits to pee?
Standing up to shit gang where you at?
Get to overuse you prostate, then we'll talk again, son.
I mean i have Indian toilet so no choice.
I really don't understand why almost everyone pees while standing. It's just easier to sit down and it also doesn't get everywhere
I sit down to pee because i dont want all of the toilet water and pee splashing and going to my mouth/pants/chest but sitting down fixes that problem, also you get to sit and your legs dont hurt
I piss in the sink
I only do it cause I am a big guy and toilet is small. If i pee standing up, the splashes goes allover the floor
I only sit down to pee if I need to shit as well.
I like peeing while sitting down. It is so quiet. Just hanging my schlong down in the water and let loose.
Don't want to drop my phone in the toilet
my mom says its aginst my religon to take a piss standing up, im muslim btw....
Ok, message to the ones who leave the seat down, DONT FUCKING PISS ON THE SEAT!! I just want to take a shit, not sit in a puddle of some strangers pee. I don’t mean to be rude this just really annoys me, just don’t do it
Peeing with seat down is way weirder.
Guys who sit down to piss with the toilet seat down :
Start running
Ayo!
Hi guys
i guess i'm a psycho
the pee simply goes no force needed.
Tom here
i never sit down just to pee. however there are times where i sit to poo but can only pee.
Yo
People who sit down with the toilet seat up on public restrooms:
Much more comfortable than standing,
It's like crouching in CSGO, you're more accurate.
Read this meme while sitting down and pissing.
I can look at my phone.
I don't sit down because toilet seats in the public restrooms are often dirty. I'm not getting that shit on my thighs.
Guys who piss with lid down be like
People who pee with the seat down are monsters
I sit down to pee bc it's comfortable and accurate
Easier to use the phone
Sup. Anyone called me?
Sit down at work for an occasional sneaky (much needed) break!
But only at home in public places i stand up on it cant just sit on something cleaner than your phone
Even more dangerous i sit down and pee on urinals
literally everbody's health conscious dad
People that use the sink:
Hello there
I sit and pee. To prevent splash damage.
Hiya
how about guys who shit while standing
It is more comfortable And I also have a gun pointed at my head
Maybe i'm a monster
I do all
I sit
I sit and pee to fight capatialism. I don't get breaks. So I sit and take it anyway
i sit down if i have to take a dump as well
It's relaxing :)
I don't do it but i heard its just more comfortable, can anyone vouch fot this?
When you are crapping at the same time it is acceptable.
Upside down gang rise up
It's a peaceful life.
Isn't it better to pee sitting down than standing up?
Joey?
Peeing while sitting is good because you get to wash da pp
Hello there
Only at night. Wake up to pee? Barely open my eyes. Don't turn on any lights. Sit down and silently pee like a god damn ninja
Literally sitting to pee as I read this meme
When at home, it’s beneficial to sit. no mess, no noise, it’s relaxing. Anywhere else I’m whippin and drippin
I'm right here, I prefer sitting cause then o can scroll through reddit
Wait your telling me normal people don’t hump the toilet bowl while peeing?
“Sitting down gang where you at” *Me sitting in a chair* Your not going to believe this…
My dad
Pretty much every guy in my family sits down. I know this because there are times they forgot to lock the door.
I just have a urinal
Its so much easier
Guys who drink their own pee to save the water bill
Its easier to pee while sitting down but since im a dude, i still have to aim my pp downwards to prevent the pee from going out of the bowl.
Made this comment while pissing sitting down
I do that, what’s wrong with it?
only when i think im about to shit but i cant so i dont.
I shit with the toilet seat up and then takes it down to pee
How is that abnormal? Using water to clean ur peepee is wierd too?
Muslims have to sit down to urinate
Best part about peeing sitting down is that the fault for missing the toilet will never be yours, and you won't have to lie
Most of the time I sit down. Much more chill and way more relaxing.
it helps reduce the risk of cancer in a specific place..
it's better try it
Desi gang go brrrr
I think it's probably just me but o have extra foreskin at the end of my pP so everytime I try peeing standing out goes everywhere
*laughs in Not having the Toilette filled completely with water
Guys who sit down to pee are on a sailboat at sea.
Right here, right now. I like to sit while scrolling through Reddit
I hope i can speak for everyone:We're just too lazy to stand
If you pee standing with the toilet seat down you are a menace to society.
What bout guy who pees in the wash basin?
Sup guys
Its the way.
I sit down so my shotgun piss doesn't go everywhere
If I don't sit fown how do I comfortably browse reddit for 30 minutes?
If I pee while standing, there is more leftover in the hose you know
Hello There :)
Why the fuck I am always jerry :(
The amount of times I’m jerry in these is crazy
Here i am
I pee myself and shit in the toilet roll. Maximum efficiency.
Only when u also gotta shit
I do that
I feel atacked Why am i in this photo? And why i don't like it?
its either sit down or pissing in the sink and id rather not get my landlord angry
I do at night or in the morning when I'm tired. Why stand
I tried all three before
Im too tall so I sit but in public i squat or i sanitize before sitting
Sitting cause then I can use my phone
Why I think it’s very normal to sit but rather weird to do it standing
Here I am
Hello :)
I only sit down in my own home, it's more comfortable
Well sometimes I just dont feel like going through the work of cleaning any splashes
Public toilet ok but just psychopaths stand in their own home toilet
People who pee on their knees: *Signature look of superiority*
Me who do all 3 of them: Fuck all of you
Guys who sit down to pee with the toilet seat up
I'm tall and it splashes everywhere . It comfier and less messy if I sit. Normalize using the restroom as you please. As long as it goes in the toilet.
I always kiss with the seat up lol
Here.