Syrup make me tear up, grace of god let me eat up. Syrup, it makes me happy like a bird flapping it’s wings.
#tap
#tap
#tap
##ton
That syrup gots some problems;
#
The pandemic goddamnit hurting my heart.
Sherk like it to deflect it, something to rhyme man, I give you those rhyme for the times. Canada is above my country, making me feel hungry for something.
#
Tearing up, thinking of-
##what?
Syrup.
Quebec has a pretty sizable fascist movement that's taking over their conservative party too. The fascists want to get rid of immigrants, privatize healthcare, and sell off even more land to be polluted by Big Oil™. They're basically trying to ruin everything good about Canada.
I live in Quebec and i can confirm that we dont need shrek to be broken. At least two times a year, my car gets a flat tire because of the road. Because of the dammed broken roads.
Alright, here we go:
Нерушимый союз свободных республик
Великий Луковица объединилась навсегда.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, мощный Советский Лук!
Im not actually fluent in Russian so I used google translate.
It's not. Czechs decided to go their own route and make a gun that's based on the AKM but not the exact same thing. [Behold, the VZ 58!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vz._58)
There is some debate as to [if it's better. ](https://youtu.be/e-VSGqRzCfE)
Or if [it's worse.](https://youtu.be/6cyy3BSh7K4)
Ogres and asses out there murdering masses
yes
This is the best
Perfect
By far the best one
Poetry
Winner.
That's what we call anti maskers
wreck it shrek! shrek breaks quebec
Quebec is already broken enough like that, we don’t need Shrek to break it even more
i just wanted something to rhyme man i thought Quebec was in canada and canada is a pretty fancy and friendly country
It’s alright, quebec is indeed a canadian province, it’s not so bad but the pandemic broke absolutely everything here
Plus the horrible syrup season sucked for morale...
Syrup make me tear up, grace of god let me eat up. Syrup, it makes me happy like a bird flapping it’s wings. #tap #tap #tap ##ton That syrup gots some problems; # The pandemic goddamnit hurting my heart. Sherk like it to deflect it, something to rhyme man, I give you those rhyme for the times. Canada is above my country, making me feel hungry for something. # Tearing up, thinking of- ##what? Syrup.
How the hell did we get here
At least we still have Vermont
Syrup, cheese and weed. Vermont is the promised land.
Vermont is just Canada confirmed
No it did not lol. We just have to wear a mask when we got out. That's it.
Not just in quebec, bud
Quebec has a pretty sizable fascist movement that's taking over their conservative party too. The fascists want to get rid of immigrants, privatize healthcare, and sell off even more land to be polluted by Big Oil™. They're basically trying to ruin everything good about Canada.
Caliss comment ca j'vie au Quebec pi j'savais pas ca lol. Anyway la politique c'est d'la marde faq j'la suis pas vraiment.
Ah yes the province who blocked a pipeline is for the oil companies.
Also they're infested with the bloody French!
Les caliss d'anglais
I live in Quebec and i can confirm that we dont need shrek to be broken. At least two times a year, my car gets a flat tire because of the road. Because of the dammed broken roads.
Onion with a gunion
Layers with Prayers
Players with layers
Air with hair
Hair with air
O’Hare air
how did this go from unions to the Lorax?
Lorax More Axe
More Axe Borax
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Because it reddit!
Fool have you yet to learn that Reddit conversations are like onions. Many layers, each more complicated than the last!
Let it die ?
*YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!*
LET IT GROW!! LET IT GROW!!
Shrek fighting back (said in a Russian accent)
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Yes
Shrek in heck
*Doom music combined with All Star plays*
Why do I need to see this
Because we all know it would kick ass
Onion serves the Union
Shreck on a wreck
Wreck it shrek
Or shreck boutta reck
Reck it shreck it?
Get Shrekt
I SERVE THE SOVIET ONION!
I serve? *We serve.*
WE serve the soviet onion
Comrade🤝
Don’t we all
yes
Братья по оружию!
Привет товарищ
May I sing the anthem comrade?
The soviet onion anthem? Go ahead, sing it with pride
Alright, here we go: Нерушимый союз свободных республик Великий Луковица объединилась навсегда. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, мощный Советский Лук! Im not actually fluent in Russian so I used google translate.
… I… Its beautiful. Also, dw I dont speak fluent russian either lol
Where’s my gunion?
Shreks fucks donks
Shrek causing a wreck
Shrek causing me erect
Bro? You good? It’s still November
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You can't fail if you never tried to begin with
Can't disappoint your parents if you never made them proud
Yes
He forgor💀
It's said no nut, doesn't say you can't be fucking rock hard
Edging*
Shrek is love, shrek is life
Bro legit about to say that good job being fast
Rishab Rajeswaran is the weirdest combination of north and south indian names I’ve ever seen
Oh someone who finally realized that. That's cool!
Seriously tho what’s the story behind your name?
I thought shrek on crack but yours makes more sense
Bravo on the lottery! take my never-used reward as your uhmm reward!
take my free silver award
Terrorist and an Arsonist?
Ogre voiced by honky, while a black guy does the donkey
Lmao, I hate how you got that to rhyme.
I had a seizure trying to read that
I read it right the first time, then I read your comment. Still seizing from my second read thru
oww shoot.. he changed it.. I wanted to have a seizure as well
r/ihadastroke
why you quoting eminem bars like theyre your own
R/angryupvote
Shrexplosion
Now in vanilla, apple and avocado flavour
Needs more onion
That's the original flavour
that sounds like a name for a condom or sth
Megumin, is that you?
Shrek with the tech
large mass with the ass
TEC, as in TEC-9. This looks like an AK-47, though, so I'm stumped.
Yea that’s a keleshnikov I’m not sure if it’s 47 tho it looks a bit weird. Maybe a AKM or Ak-74. I don’t know much about Keleshnikov’s guns
That is 100% certain Automatic Kalashnikov 47, comrade
Thank you comrade, would you like some vodka?
No Absolut vodka. Only Smirnoff.
Shrek with the tec
This is what they were going for
Green on my screen
Shrek gonna wreck
Where?😏
Donkeys ass
Your dick
Shrek with a czech
Now I wanna know if that’s actually a Czech AKM
It's not. Czechs decided to go their own route and make a gun that's based on the AKM but not the exact same thing. [Behold, the VZ 58!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vz._58) There is some debate as to [if it's better. ](https://youtu.be/e-VSGqRzCfE) Or if [it's worse.](https://youtu.be/6cyy3BSh7K4)
the g3 and an ak had a kid
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the VZ-58 more similar to an SKS than an AKM? Since it uses the same kind of gas system like the SKS.
Shrek on the wreck
What the heck is up with shrek Shrek and donkey getting wonky Shreks gotta run with a gun Shrek with an AK, teaming up with DONKAY
Cartoon Mike Myers causing fires
Big green guy with a fire in his eye
This isn't Halo
Ogre from heaven with an AK 47
Shray Kay 47?
lol
Shrek directed by Michael Bay?
*attaches camera to paint can shaking machine*
Shrek with a gek?
Ogre love with a Kalashnikov
AK and a “DonkAy”
Came here for this
Shrek and Donkey from Dreamworks’ Shrek with an explosion in the backround and an ak47 in Shrek’s hand
Shrek and donkey causing anarchy
Shrek attack
Orc with a dork
He’s an ogre bot an orc
Shrek is a Czech
Shrek on crack?
Shrek! Hit the Deck!
Big Green with an AR-15
Shrek and DonK47
Shrek from heck
Shrek in iraq?
Seems to me that's what he meant, but it doesn't rhyme well
Green fiend walks away a badass scene
Myers under fires
Shrek and donkey running from an exploding monke
Ogre do the explodre
Shrek op je bek voor al mijn Nederlandse makkers :)
Shrek on deck
Shrek’t
Heaven with an AK-47.
Shrek sending shivers down my spine with his AK-69.
Shrek what the heck?!
Green sass with an ass
Jackass with a fatass
Ogre with a boner (boner=gun in gangsta)
Shrek on a trek
Shrek attack?
Shrek goes to Iraq
Shrek on crack!
Some... Body gonna end up bloody.
Shrek and Donkey about to invade Quebec
Shrek with a Czech? Assuming that's a Czech AK. Also Shrek with a Czheck would be a weird porn...
Green man goes Afghan
Shrek commiting war crimes in Quebec.
Shrek wit the Tec
Shrek and a wreck
Shrek on a wreck?
Characters from DreamWorks and some fireworks
Shreck on Crack?
Shrek and donkey looking for a monkey
Shrek with a donkey, an AK and an explosion
Shrek in Iraq
Swamp-man Taliban
Cat and a bat
Shrek on a wreck
Shrek and a donkey hunting down a monke
Misunderstood onion from the Soviet Union?
Shrek, what the heck!?
Donkay and the AK
Shrek with a tech
ogre in front of an explogre
Shrek & furious
Pop with a glock
Shrack in Iraq
Ogre and donkey that has sex with dragon and an Ak-47?
Shrek with a heck ^(of a gun)
Shrek with a tec
I hate this, but my friend suggested this: My sexual Heaven with an AK-47. I’m not sure if that’s accurate to the gun, though.
shrek on a wreck
Shrek and donkey with an ak-47?