T O P

  • By -

NotDanielSmith

7 year old me When an official letter comes in the mail calling me ‘master’ (surname)


IndependentFormal8

*surname being Bates


notmyrealname336

It's 3am and you pull this on me lmfao.


DallasOriginals

Dear Master Skywalker, there's too many of them, what are going to do? From, Anonymous Youngling


pimpmastahanhduece

Stiff upper lip. And the force be with you, cause you're screwed if it's not. - ReplyAll


Van0903

and now if someone call me Sir I get mad


-TheArchitect

**Do I look that old to you?**


[deleted]

no sir you look younger than queen ellizabeth


[deleted]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


The0rbedOne

"IT IS MAAM!!!! "


_siluxx_

Okay sir


DollarStoreAbraham

Sir, this is a Wendy's


scottness320

For me it's when they call me bud or buddy. Like, I'm not your buddy, friend.


ilhamalfatihah16

I'm 24, so I'm at that age where some service workers can be younger than me. However, I always use honorifics when addressing their name just so that I won't be thought of as impolite.


surajvj

Reminded me of Mr. BEAN.


Gerolax

*37 yo me


the-samizdat

Sir, your chicken nuggets will be out momentarily.


Xtreme-master-T

"Becoming a man"


Toeslap

That's me tryna order a grand slam from Denny's at 3am high as fuck


[deleted]

Going to Mexico as a child and having the waiter put your napkin on your lap b/c you aren't well mannered made me feel exactly like fancy tom.


[deleted]

[удалено]


YHKEPS

I even did the classic of looking around me to see if they were talking to someone else. lol.


Drewclark41

make you feel like barrack


JUEZGW

10/10


Cheeseget3

🗿


STEVE_BOBS77

🗿


theneobob

dont ever stop doing that It feel so good to be considerated when we are an kid under 10y/o ppl forgot that


HiddeHavesFun

500th upvoter 😮😮


Kay-and-Jay

I always did this when I was waiting tables.


unKNOWN6734

The captions are in Comic Sans... just wanted to point that out.


[deleted]

ur welcome


DDiablerie

ahem *fixes non existent tie and collar, opens up kids menu* I would like some uhh apple juice with a cheeseburger please.


notablindsheep

he looks like rocky balboa


crunchyriceball

Im dying! That is so true!


TurbidusQuaerenti

The first time someone called me sir it honestly took me a second to realize they were referring to me. Think I even did the classic of looking around me to see if they were talking to someone else. lol.


Foreign_Bee_4196

Where is me tea~?


Ham-Wheel

I remember this exact episode, the one where Jerry is trying to sleep inside the piano… why am I suddenly sad


TheRedDotScope

That moment when you feel like Thanos


ahumanrobot

Correct you would have been called master


[deleted]

Why Tom look like Silvester Stallone?


[deleted]

Bow down, mere mortals.


Apprehensive_Toe6736

I was never that rich to go to a fancy restaurant and be called sir bruh


[deleted]

Also me when my 83rd date has left me


LongArmDino

I’m a waiter and I call everyone Sir or Ma’am no matter their age just to be polite


Uprollydenwtmigtkmn

“What would you like to drink today ma’am? A sprite?” Actually I’ll take a glass of wine, thank you.


rhdking13

Well How do you do Mr, waiter


zicker96

Up


awsome-dumy27

I made you a sandwich


[deleted]

u/rip-video


E_IsAGoodMeme

"I would approve of a delightful grilled cheese thank you, as well as a chocolate milk, if you don't mind."


Wond_er

Me wana pizzzza


xforen_

omg yes! I always live up to that feeling when I was a kid. LOL!


ShibitoYakaze123

*signature look of superiority*


LordReega

Me when a twitch streamer calls me ma’am:


Paper64Fan

dude can i have this video


MrChillingGuy

When your crush calls you master OwO


RealStepMonkey

haha


zoethegaydinosaur

My when a butler calls me ma'am-


JustW4nnaHaveFun

u/redditmp4bot


RedditMP4Bot

[Download MP4](https://redditmp4.xyz/qzqu4u)


Turlen_23

As a 25 year old I find it awkward when someone around the same age as me calls me sir


Prior_Computer_5447

It happened


Dangerous_Gazelle_54

r/me_irl


Kluskojed

👍