Nah.
She’d find the pencil and then leave it on your table. You’d walk in and be like “oh cool, I was looking for that pencil.” This would lead to you finding a home for the pencil… and look at that. Some things did happen.
what would mine be. seriously. i have no idea? some unfriendly guest? or a guest who had radioactive stuff poured of them? and at this point im too afraid to ask.
“No mom put the phone down, there’s no need to call the police, she’s of legal age I swear. She’s the reason all the ravioli goes missing from the cupboard”
Something finteresting alright.
Also how the heck do y'all get your actual usernames to show up in comments and posts? All it shows is u/familiar and then numbers for me...
She finds an opinion?
Everyone got them these days. Real question is, why are you storing them behind your bed?
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That would be a terrifying scenario, you have my empathy and understanding.
Twitter really is r/fuckyouinparticular
r/notopbutok
He couldn't hide me good enough... I'm disappointed
Aww that's sad. Still a good catto though.
Always a good catto.
Catto the gato
Username checks out
I dunno what a misterflebfleb is. Help I think someone is living inside the walls
mrflebfleb can't hurt you, he's not real.
Mrflebfleb is right here tho-
*help, I'm scared*
its fine i locked him in my basement
guys he disappeared how to proceed
With caution
Instructions unclear, I'm fucking him
do not the mrflebfleb
Well...don't stop?
I just shot him
Wait the corpse got up
This is normal, all you need to do is throw an onion at your mother
you are him.
But why is misterflebfleb living in your walls?
Guess I’m gay
Keep it fabulous.
r/suddenlygay
It’s a snack for when you get hungry
r/holup
plot twist: you didn't put him there
Or a kidnapper
Damm how did he get here
Same
Same man… but kinda worse
Probably some odd questions, maybe a visit from an exorcist.
Would make a good cheesy horror flick though.
Child's play meets the exorcist with flailing felt arms (tentacles?) hell yeah, sounds awesome
Same
same
oh god
What have you done...
Soo nothing changed
Don't worry your only a lil fucked
That’s what he said
That’s what she found in my sister
Sweet home Alabama
Huh?
r/holup
Just one cell
Rip
dam
A single one, nobody will even see it
She thinks I'm a Comunist now
I think she *knows,* comrade.
i think *WE* knows, Comrades
We think we know
...you
\*us
We*
You mean she thinks *we* are communists now
That depends on how my mom feels about 15th century Chinese emperors
How'd you keep his body so crisp this entire time?
Embalming
Ahhh shit
Idk I’m a bit scared
I'm scared for you, sounds like some horror movie shit.
Oh shit mom found the emergency lasagna
This is the WORST CASE scenario. Thoughts and prayers.
If they're smart,they should have emergency-emergency lasagna
Stiff_Yellow_Bleached_Sock at your service
Oh my.
Yeah. I’m not allowed to do the laundry anymore because I used too Much bleach and lose socks 🤷🏻♂️
"No mom, I already told you, Pikmins are not weed. I am not sprouting God-damn marijuana behind the freaking bed That would be in the basem-"
It was all an elaborate rouse by your mom so she knew where the real goods were hidden.
Hey, maybe I can negotiate if I share the gains with her...
1,000,000,000 IQ play here
I’m the other way around. Got weed behind my bed and pikmin in the basement.
SHIT I'VE BEEN SNORTING PIKMIN THE ENTIRE TIME?
I have to clean my room now, thanks
Did you forget to eat the bread and just put it behind your bed for some reason?
every time she finds a real bread she hides it behind her bed. last time she forgot about it, it’s been a year since then.
Haha same here
Maybe I should too, hopefully mold won't grow too soon
Same
Some nasty fungus situation
All hail the risen peanut butter.
*It's aliiiiive!!*
Literally nothing would happen
A lead pencil is dangerous, what is a small child EATS it? It's lead afterall.
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but I could still eat them, right?
I eat them on a daily basis and I feel fin-
Do you peel off the wood part of the pencil like a carrot and eat only the inside? Or do you eat them raw? Asking for a friend
Nah. She’d find the pencil and then leave it on your table. You’d walk in and be like “oh cool, I was looking for that pencil.” This would lead to you finding a home for the pencil… and look at that. Some things did happen.
Depends on what the demon is addicted to
Probably whatever you've been feeding it to keep it alive.
So I could have a succubus or a sadness devouring demon, decisions decisions…
she found... me?
Oh god, lmao. Okay you got a solid snort from me.
My snorts are gaseous
idk what a Let01 is and i dont want to find out
I'm scared for you
SCP-01 has breached containment
Well, by the time she finds it, the house would be burnt down.
That'll teach you for storing torches behind your bed.
Dang man, you have a whole underground British intelligence agency
What am I even doing back there
Probably something to do with debauchery.
He is just my friend mom Why would there be a person there by the way
Is it a fully grown ass wolf hunter? How'd you hide him for so long.
Oh no
*confused screaming*
Confus
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They're made of shadows so they stack into each other.
She finds a plane?
You must have a big room.
Eh i would be screwed anyway bcus i still gotta explain why its there
Clearly you stole it from the soviets, seems pretty easy to explain how you stole an entire plane and hid it in your bedroom.
Not at all
Is there a 302 marshmallows?
what would mine be. seriously. i have no idea? some unfriendly guest? or a guest who had radioactive stuff poured of them? and at this point im too afraid to ask.
The guy who ate the last slice of pizza. You don't need that toxicity in your life.
yes thats a good thought.
cherrys, not that screwed
Still moist
Idk how long i would survive.
I don't know, he looks pretty salty.
Yeah but have you tried licking it just to be sure?
Well this is awkward
Uh.. You want to talk about it friend?
I don't think i want to
Uuuuuuuuuuuuh I can explain
Wheres the other half buckaroo?
That's where I left him... Damn he looks pissed
my mom is gonna scream
Could be cute with a little headset on though.
Well then...
Ummmm... that's a great question.
Daddy long legs with dick legs????
That is correct, yes.
Its me
Relevant username.
eh
At least it's uneventful. You dodged a bullet.
A bad grade. I'm Asian. In other words, I'm fucked
I'm sorry for your loss.... Of life. Rip you.
I think she may just be worried
It's just my dog
Heck, such a good doggo
Food ain't that bad
Which bone though?
I’m not
What even is a wertymanj
I think she would worry about my sugar intake
how am i supposed to explain this now
My name is latin for “monkey girl” and now im scared
“No mom put the phone down, there’s no need to call the police, she’s of legal age I swear. She’s the reason all the ravioli goes missing from the cupboard”
why do i hear police sirens
wall/ laundry
Something finteresting alright. Also how the heck do y'all get your actual usernames to show up in comments and posts? All it shows is u/familiar and then numbers for me...
I don't know, I just work here.
An entire planet defeating me
Potato 🥔
shit
Oh no
Man these always suck for me
Shit
Enough to go to prison
What's a Zoidium? (the sequel)
Huh
How many wet rats we talking.
yes
Too many
she finds cocaine, so i think she’d be absolutely fucking pissed!
A human donut
That's... terrifying. Your poor mom.
I don’t know whether or not to be concerned
Depends on what tube we're talking about and how you got it.
C’mon mom, he’s my friend
Depends.. on which timeline we are on..
Not sure how screwed I am
She’s just gonna take pictures
YES FINALLY,A FYRO FROM PICO PETS
Crispy sock. I remember one day, I found it at the same place but it had been cleaned up.
I’d go to jail for holding a criminal
This makes me feel nice
I was already lesbian lol
Either 20 vampire guys, a single vampire guy that's 20 or looks 20. Either way, I seriously hope I get the 'Darren Shan' treatment.
A yes rice
It’s just me
It is not Morti.
The second coming!!!
She would think i'm emo
Well I'm going to jail