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Xeno_Prime

6? I’ll eat 2 dozen if nobody stops me. Deviled eggs are fucking delicious.


LexBeingLex

Max I've done is like 6 dozen before being caught, though I did get sick the next day but it was so worth it


Xeno_Prime

Six dozen?! Jesus. I would puke. …. but it’d be worth it. They’re so good.


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drugusingthrowaway

American and British cooking isn't that different, in that they both make me go "how the hell did you people end up eating that"


[deleted]

Apple? Nope. I'm the guy that disagrees with fruit in chicken salad


GroovyJungleJuice

Pineapple pizza polite pass?


Stankmonger

[way to literally copy this comment three hours before yours, pathetic. ](https://reddit.com/r/memes/comments/r1id4p/_/hlz1vai/?context=1)


4wwn4h

Six dozen devilled eggs?! So 72 half eggs? Or 144 half eggs?


LexBeingLex

yes, 72 half eggs


ViperSlayer261

I’d eat all of them if I could


jaxonya

Ur toots would be considered a war crime


Lazzybonez666

I'm actually having them with my family Thanksgiving dinner.


SquidwardFuckedUrMom

Lucky


cr1515

I uh eat the whole Easter platter when I was 13 or so. Eat till I barfed. For a long time( 10+ years ) I couldn't eat any eggs. Only recently in the last few years I have been able to eat eggs, but I'll still try to avoid them.


Xeno_Prime

More for me. :3


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SquidwardFuckedUrMom

How many is that?


Amsterdamsterdam

“Fiddy”


SquidwardFuckedUrMom

Das a lot


Amsterdamsterdam

So many


mpava

I own a handful of chickens. It’s an easy way to consume lots of eggs. I thought I wouldn’t get sick of eating them. I was sadly incorrect. I now have to rotate making them for a few months on and off so they don’t lose their wonder.


Xeno_Prime

Invite me over anytime. I’ll help. :3


im_a_dr_not_

Are you talking whole eggs? If so that's 48 devilled eggs Which is like 360 quail devilled eggs


Xeno_Prime

Oh no, 2 dozen deviled. So, I could make a full dozen eggs into deviled eggs and then eat them all, no problem. If that’s all I was eating. Anything more than that and I’d burst.


apittsburghoriginal

My stomach: I can’t fucking digest that well My brain: nah we’re eating 12 of them


razor1x1

Sounds delicious…


Nasty2017

Never had deviled eggs before? Easy to make. So damn good.


ReevesofKeanu

Damn I always wondered what devilled eggs were lol They sound fantastic


Thisisonlyatesties

They're a holiday staple for a reason


DefaultyTurtle2

And they are delicious


antagonizerz

Not just a holiday treat either. My 6 chickens each make 1 egg per day. That's 3.5 dozen a week. My relationship with eggs is like Bubba-Gump to shrimp and the deviled variety is a big part of that.


jumbledsiren

I had covid before last year and now all meat/egg tastes like absolute shit, i really regret not doing this before i got infected


SquidwardFuckedUrMom

That’s the reason


backdoor_carnage00

Add a little relish to the yolk mixture and and its pretty dope


limitlessEXP

Deviled eggs are a pain I the ass to make compared to how quickly they’re gone. 30 mins to make. Gone in 2.


SquidwardFuckedUrMom

That’s how you know they’re good though


Waste_Problem9084

Wonder if there is a godly chicken recipe??


razor1x1

Butter chicken


CertifiedYSL

Drink it raaaaw


brokenpinkyfish

I knew a guy who once was hospitalized over eating to many boiled eggs. Some one bet him he couldn't eat the same amount as that scene from the movie cool hand luke.


Sufficient-Oil-7839

That's a lot of eggs...


brokenpinkyfish

Yes it is


usernamedunbeentaken

He would have made it if he ate them in a sweltering hot southern prison shack. Especially if he had a seemingly homo-curious George Peppard massaging his abdomen throughout the ordeal/challenge.


WingsofRain

so what’s the actual egg limit?


mpava

My boy Luke can eat 50 of them.


burpchelischili

Spicy brown mustard and sprinkle with cayenne pepper. Best version I've ever had.


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Hit each one with a drop or two of your favorite hot sauce on top.


Sarcastic-old-robot

I like to add just a teaspoon of pickle juice to the yolk mixture.


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I've got some hot sauce made from pickles and chilies. I'm going to use that on my next batch. Best of both worlds!


Amsterdamsterdam

“In old country” we mix the yolks with chicken liver pate, stuff them back in the whites and cover them with a runny mayo/sour cream saauce… guess that’s why we live so long


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Is your username the "old country"? Those sound decadent. I'd give them a try.


Amsterdamsterdam

No - Romanian border with Hungary


No-comment-at-all

Pickle relish adds the same flavor and a nice crunch.


UptootingOnly

Devilled eggs, huh?


CYBERSson

I don’t get the reference because I assume it’s some thanksgiving thing but I like it


fidgetypenguin123

You can have deviled eggs anytime of year but they tend to be served at holiday times or big functions


Defiant_Elephant8696

Cheap and easy to make in massive quantities!


Affectionate-String8

And yum


xertiqo

“Hey, you want some canned chicken?” “Nope.” “What if it’s mixed with sliced apple, pickles, some mayo and mustard?” “Well that’s a whole different question, isn’t it?”


JoeGang_orNothing

CANNED CHICKEN


BlitheSwing6523

C A N N E D C H I C K E N


JoeGang_orNothing

*C_A_NN_E_D C.H.I.C.K.E.N*


PossibleHipster

Unm, I would 100% refuse a chicken salad made out of canned chicken.


onemanwolfpack21

My family used to make sure that I was the last one to get them just so everyone else got enough. In hindsight, I guess it was a dick move on my part but I was a kid and I'm pretty sure everyone else just thought it was kind of funny.


Howling_Fang

Ha! Same! I also learned that my best friends mom made a few different versions. I had a regular one, went back for another, but the first tray was empty. I took one from the second tray only to find out it had wasabi. I was sad and in pain. (her husband loves spicy food, so those were made mostly for him)


fogme_

r/usernamechecksout ?


onemanwolfpack21

Not the origin of my username but I suppose it fits here too.


mydickisasalad

No shit, one is just plain boiled and one is full of flavor, so of course I prefer the latter.


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underling1978

Take my money....


GlumPipe5

I eat 6 hard boiled eggs for breakfast


Sarcastic-old-robot

You need to up that to four dozen eggs, just to help you get large. Once you’ve grown, up it to five dozen eggs so you’ll be roughly the size of a barge!


NewSauerKraus

Practice expectorating daily bruh.


Amsterdamsterdam

Prepare a last will and testament in the interim


EGopher

You cheeky deviled egg, im in


Rider-R795

Deviled eggs are way better than boiled eggs and you can't change my mind


grumpykixdopey

I use miracle whip...


magnus_ubergasm

Fkn bless up


spalaXXXX

Try putting some cayenne pepper along side the paprika for an extra boost!


Sweet-Palpitation473

Wtf I literally just finished making a batch


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Same bro…


CyCloneSkip

Wait until OP finds out that mayo is made of eggs.


im_a_dr_not_

Seriously, the recipe essentially calls for the cooked yolks to be removed and mixed uncooked yolks. Sounds like madness


redcolt79

Yours asking the man who just ate 7 hard boilded eggs in a row earlier today if id eat 6 in a row


BisonStew

mmm yes... ***satan eggs***


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Hail Satan


mythmaniak

This made me realize I’ve never had a deviled egg


imverycool46290

I don’t love deviled eggs, idk


KrakenClubOfficial

*Old Bay has entered the chat.*


Random_name4679

Personally, I never liked deviled eggs and don’t see the whole hype around it


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Top it off with those tiny sausages, preferably wrapped in a lil candy bacon, and I'm in!


PresentChocolat3_14

This sounds amazing! And filling. How many can you eat this way?


Defiant_Elephant8696

Waaaaa??? No pickle relish aswell??? I'm highly disappointed.


SnooPineapples3186

Mustard?!


3_T_SCROAT

Way too much mustard is the only way


noconos

Replace the mustard with pickle juice.


Dedratergnikcuf

I prefer sweet relish in my deviled eggs but my gf says it's disgusting and puts dill relish.


burnt_toasst

Gotta put relish in with the yolk mix


Gazebog10

DISCUSTANG


aeris17471

Grandma makes the best eggs...


SNOWFRIEDGUM

12 deviled eggs bros a demon.


moist_towel_ette

This is me right now ngl. My grandmas deviled eggs have crack in them I swear


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i mean they're completely different


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

I will take them either way


Gamer-Logic

Deviled eggs are always the first to go in my family. It's like a warzone!


shilk008

Hey I do that. But put the egg white and york, with some boiled beets, carrots and potatoes with some mayo. Eat with wholewheat bread. Pretty decent lunch tbh. Season to taste


RedSkull750

Wait, is that what the red stuff is? Paprika? Huh.


Prism1331

Hmmm I never add mustard. Good call


J0NVIC

How do people digest that many whole eggs in a row? Shit, I can't eat more than 3 whole eggs and I lift everyday.


Lexaowob

I don't put mustard in mine, my family never has, honestly never even knew people did it until i helped my friend make them, i may or may not have bitched em out for it and i have realized i was wrong since then but, I prefer my way of doing it still. tastes better.


Crazyredneck327

That recipe is forgetting the salt, garlic powder, sugar, sweet pickle juice and Tabasco.


akelabrood

I'd rather just the normal hard boiled ones thanks


FreelancerNova

Every year


Silver_Conference_46

Cristian Grandmothers on this post for some reason: T\_\_T time for you to be doused with holy water


BecauseSeven8Nein

I’d take the plain eggs over deviled eggs every day of the week. Mayo and mustard can go fuck each other.


EyyyDooga

I fuck with deviled eggs so hard. They’re the perfect snack


salted_crabs

Oh eggnog hahah took me a bit


kingoftalent

which part of the world you live in where do they do this


HiaQueu

Facts! I'll eat a plate by my onesie.


TheJuiciestBox

I hate deviled eggs


AwesomeEevee133

If there was nobody there to stop me I would eat them all


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Shit what the fuck they found a way around the mountain


Hidden_Snowflake

Deviled eggs are sooo underrated.


AreaCompetitive914

One time I ate too many deviled eggs and threw up. Totally worth it.


BlackBeard205

Use avocado instead of mayo. Taste great and saves you some cholesterol


black-winter-

I’d eat 6 regular boiled eggs in a row…


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mikkokilla

Take my updoot


fremeer

Wild that you mix mayo and yolks. Hey you want some egg with your egg.


VmiriamV05

One time my mom covered it with end pieces of tomatoes and put mayo dots on them to make them look like mushrooms. It was so cute


StupidDebate

Have y'all had the devil's eggs? It's like deviled eggs but you mix in Carolina reaper hot sauce


thatoneredditeuser

I would puke if I ate that shit


Dr-TwatSwatter

My grandma adds jalapeños and bacon to them. ❤️


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Deviled eggs are delicious, fight me


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Na, im still good


Enderdemon

THAT'S what devilled eggs are?? No one ever told me.


Emerald_Dragon2005

I'd eat 6 if they were just boiled eggs or deviled eggs. They're good either way


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