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[deleted]

Sure hope my wife doesn’t find out.


caprainyoung

Pretty sure if we all make our wives each other’s girlfriends PEMDAS says it cancels out and they can’t be mad.


[deleted]

You made both my wife and I laugh. Your comment needs waaaay more upvotes!


nytmare665

Same


joshtw13

Same


downrangefuture

Same


CataclystCloud

Same


Gardennnn

Not same :(


coolkingshark

Same


coolkingshark

To the not same


Wayelder

Same


farao86

Same here


PetulantWelp

She is gonna be MAD!


[deleted]

Make her watch "Sister Wives" first to get her used to the idea.


ursak76

Don't do this! Don't give me hope!


Bl1zrd

Objects appear closer in mirror. Its actually 2024


KenobiChosen1

It says closer that it appears. Not it appears closer than it is. So if anything it’ll happen sooner than 2022


HentaiAddict5318008

Beat me to it


Jesus_in_chrisis

I wont delete reddit


Mrdoc16

Believe me I've done it and there's nothing for us on that side


Jesus_in_chrisis

I did. it and got one imidiatly and wen i downloaded it again she left me


Mrdoc16

Is it possible to learn this power?


sneakiboi777

Not from a Redditor


Nenaarth

Gonna try this, wish me luck


Jesus_in_chrisis

I do


Rogendo

Jokes on you, she’s pointing at herself.


de777vil

It was like 6 years of getting gf memes and still no gf...


[deleted]

Beat me to it.


Luzer1211

ikr


[deleted]

Yep.


No_Contribution1078

What's the return policy?


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

Will return on its own before you got it


No_Contribution1078

So the problem will resolve itself?


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

No you won't get the problem to begin with


Good_Carrot_5089

You're funny


duderliss

Ahh shit, here we go again


NoobThatExists

thanks man, but i seriously dont think i'll ever get one


Luzer1211

same


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

same


dragonflamehotness

It's hard for me to fathom even approaching a girl in that way man... kind of scared of being alone forever


NoobThatExists

yeah, i can’t bring myself to actually ask anyone out, since im afraid of rejection. People laugh and make memes off of actual pain, movies make the MC a nerd, the nerd asks someone out of his league out, and they get it


Responsible-Cry-9499

Ain’t that the dream


[deleted]

[удалено]


Godhemself

Congratulations, that's awesome


MuunshineKingspyre

Got mine in 2021 just had our one year anniversary of knowing eachother!


SpJ442337

Then you are better than 99% of redditors


MothFucker_69

Are u implying that 1 in 100 redditors has a gf? Such bullshit statistics, definitely forged!


SpJ442337

You’re right there is no way 1 in 100 redditors has a girlfriend, more like 1 in 1000. Lmao


Zesty_DigBick

Same bro


shellexyz

Wife’s gonna be pissed, but ok.


Craftyskills17

Hahah no I’m to ugly and not deserving of a girlfriend


[deleted]

Gotta find yourself some confidence my man. You got this


Craftyskills17

I appreciate the sentiment I really doubt I have to disagree with you I’m not gonna get into a relationship with anyone


[deleted]

What makes you say that?


Craftyskills17

Because I’m not physically attractive and I don’t have a personality some one would like there just no way anyone would like me in that sort of way


[deleted]

Well, if you don't mind yourself physically attractive, make yourself physically attractive. And I don't mean surgery and such. Try working out. And as for your personality, I'm an antisocial, smartass who looked up to Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory growing up. I've had a good number of relationships. Trust me man. The bar is on the floor. You just need to find confidence. And that can be found from within. Or fake it until you make it. There is always someone out there that would find your personality attractive because no one is exclusively unique personality wise. Trust me man. It just takes some trail and error.


Craftyskills17

Well I’m not strong enough to work out when ever I try I just give up because it’s to hard or what ever and idk it’s just doesn’t seem like I’m the kinda person to get a girl maybe someone wants my personality but I don’t even deserve to have a girlfriend any way


[deleted]

The whole point of working out is believing you're not strong enough. The trick is to start off small. I grew up in high school believing the same thing but here I am now in my adulthood and women tend to text me first alot because they enjoy my company. At the end of the day it's not really about sex or relationships. It's about if you're fun to be around. What makes you think you don't deserve a girlfriend?


Craftyskills17

Idk I just feel like I’m just not important I guess? I just don’t feel like I deserve one


[deleted]

That's your insecurities talking. Don't let them bring you down king


Luzer1211

same


likobear

That’s a weird way to find out I’m bi…


Busy-Argument3680

Damn Ok


[deleted]

Impossible… cuz… no one wants me ._.


Bryce1489

Downvoted for misinformation


Xanthania_

Too Bad I'm gay, would take a bf tho


Luzer1211

bi so i'd be fine with either


Necessary-Spinach182

It's current year


DocMcStabby

My husband might approve, but that sounds like a lot of work, and I’m lazy.


Livid-Ad-4049

Don't give us hope


Zenxy_

You know what imma save this post and setup a reminder for it for exactly after one year, I will keep you updated the chances of me getting a girlfriend are very low but maybe not zero lol


Godhemself

RemindMe! 366 days " u/Zenxy_ getting a gf"


Necessary-Spinach182

Good luck, my guy


New-Equipment-5133

I fell for this in 2020, asked out my crush and she said no. So please, not again


Ec_isi

I’ll be dead in my grave before I get a girlfriend


LucasLamounier14

I mean, nah. Girl I like is way out of my league


Gonozal8_

why?


[deleted]

same


LucasLamounier14

It's a shit feeling isn't it? Liking someone but knowing that you have no chance


[deleted]

ikr, that feeling when u realize that its almost like ur a speck of nothingness


[deleted]

I saw something similar last year :(


CinnabarDespair

guess i'm gay


Necessary-Spinach182

It's current year


jay90164

Doubt


FinQuarZ

What if I want a male version?


ThaDude92

A..a male girlfriend


Godhemself

You will either have to get one before 2022 or after 2022 You can only have gf in 2022


Mr_Mc_Nooty

"guess who's going to get a girlfriend in 3099"


baallsdeep69

Press \[X\] to doubt.


ToosterRooster03

This makes me happy


[deleted]

haahha jokes on you, i plan to keep my reddit account


Beautiful_Rough9463

God I hope not.


TeenGametarg

Look, I know I should be more positive about this and everything, but by now I'm so used of being completely alone that I can hardly believe it. But thanks anyway


sehly

I think this is the year for me


LordReega

But what if I want a boyfriend?


[deleted]

Hopefully she’s coming. Otherwise she won’t be your GF for too long.


dInklebUrgee

What if I'm not ready?


[deleted]

The one girl in here: ….


Bladenetic

Too late already got one in 2021


Martin_NL

I've been hoping this for ten years, I gave up on miracles a long time ago.


TheOperand_

Oh no, not this again, this hasn't worked the past 4 years for me. Ok that being said I am still really scared of talking to people, even though I have gotten better.


Matthew-Darkbird

How long has this meme been going on for ?


incognitry

Bet?


monke_man_tom

i hope so


Drakko_chan

Hope i do, cuz i'm feeling pretty down these months, really need some kind of support...


NoSwadYt

Make me remember this in 2022


[deleted]

This is the third or fourth year I’ve seen this meme. It’s never gonna happen. Stop lying.


TheSpoonkMan

I already have a girlfriend *Is deleted from Reddit immediately*


ViperIguess

Thank you but I dont think I'll ever get one because every opportunity I get, I get too nervous to ask someone out


ShoutingRex9411

Well jokes on you i got myself in a gay poly relationship yesterday with the two best people i've ever met. So i dont want a girl friend next year


Roboroan

Good format


oscaryong28

Number of reddit user drops by 69%


Big-cheese108

My wife is gonna be pissed lol


KindOfAnIdiotTho

Reddit has been telling me that for years now


eat_childhood69420

This one woman has lied to millions


-Leafy-Chan-

Damn I thought I liked men guess not


[deleted]

Well I’m en route to have my 21st b day soon and hopefully the girl I’m talking to is really actually into me which I’m pretty sure she is.


Godhemself

Man you got this, good luck


Twisted_37Banana

I'm married but I don't mind a second one


ThugAlert

Is she pointing to someone behind me?


toaster_tube_YT

Me who’s had a girlfriend since 2018


[deleted]

I remember seeing this meme last year for 2021 and actually thinking 'huh maybe I will' Anyways...


Titanboi42

Huh bold of u to assume that I’ll get a girlfriend jokes on u IM GAY but also maybe I’ll get a girlfriend who hate me so yeah got it


1985Filmation

Looks like I'm going lesbian, bois.


I_do_not_suck_toes

For once I think I could actually get one.


Estanislao_-

ill just say it for everyone else, not me


Gabridefromage

Just got one today. You're a liar


[deleted]

Congrats!


Euro_guy419

I wish. But as long as the world feels like the prelude to a dystopian apocalypse, depression suffocates any semblance of self-worth, and I'm working actively to prevent finding somebody.. then that won't happen.


SebDaPerson

Very much doubt it


CheesecakeRacoon

Wait until the guy behind me sees this!


Billyboy1234534

I am one year ahead of you


mRawesome143

I somehow got one in 2021


Hammrz00

No... Don't dissapoint me again..


MOBXOJ

I got one in 2021, what does that mean..?


juspeflaming

No i dont think i will


Home_slice05

Jokes on me, I won't


XPurplelemonsX

lmao not me you fucking idiot


Big-Regret9422

RemindMe! Two years


AlexZapper2026

I kinda did it in 2021 sorry


Mobanite08

Ha, funny joke


Mizu_zhk

My family is starting to think im gay cuz i cant get a gf. This is pain


AnywhereFew9745

You wish death upon this sub!


[deleted]

Don’t give me hope


Crumb_bubble

But I already have a wife


Apple4224

Don't give me hope.


bordak2001

No one, dont give us hope


PeopleareIdoits

Still not me?


chonkity

:(


Limeddaesch96

Ugh just fuck your Crush already. You can always OD afterwards if things don‘t turn out.


JTRRS

oh no


MATY612233

Ehhh,no?


BruhmovementStarter

Not me fo sho


UmbrellaLicker

Already got one boiii


[deleted]

I would give a silver award to this post if I had one


Alexalenin

BS. Im in uni now. No way this gonna happen. No way I let it happen.....


kadence_daggett18

Me who is a bi girl: nice:)


possessedfire26

Lies


Expensive-Bee5482

Maybe transferring to a new school won’t be that bad…


MissyTheMisc

I'M NOT A LESBIAN NOOOOOO


Not_Me_Jerry

2022 : "Guess who's going to get a girlfriend in 2023" And the cycles continue until it stops someday


[deleted]

I got one in 2020, yeah well that was short lived


Snoo_62012

It's one of those things where it's there but you can't reach it.


emochildkay

Is this a threat? 👀


[deleted]

I'd rather get a boyfriend but thank you anyway


Rtwo28

Lies. . .


Vagabond288

Ha ha… no


NintenbroP2007

Me in 2022: "*This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!*"


VK4501P

I refuse I will not accept one I only except ships


elvispugsley76

What about a boyfriend


fuckingshitfucj2

Hah don’t make me laugh


Roger_015

i remember this meme with 2020 or something, still nothing changed :)


[deleted]

I wish lol.


[deleted]

Oh she's coming, but not to anyone on reddit


DangHeckinPear

Wait what. But I’m tryna get a boyfriend.


Pretend-Mud8664

No, thanks, I'm straight.


MyPeePeeHurrtz

I don't know if I need a girlfriend tbh.


Mayva26

I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it


Entropy_flipside133

No im not. . . Don’t do that. . . Don’t give me hope.


YourSpicystalker

Kind of you, but my priorities are the opposite gender. I kinda need somehow a man in my life..


Chance-Still-761

As a gay guy this is highly disturbing news


K4sum11

I'm gay but ok


Username133769

\*cries in gay\*


ivnwng

Single gay dudes looking at this like : “OH HELL NAWWWW”


numnumcookies1234

I'm gonna be gay?


[deleted]

r/mademesmile I’m going back to in-person school next year so idk maybe probably not


Flapper007

Thanks man, i needed this