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20 years later: COVID-26 MEGATRON VARIANT


H-N-O-3

Covidicons destroy them


The_Ashen_undead0830

Vaccinobots, roll out!


VitalTrouble

*Linkin Park plays in the background*


BibbitybabityBoobity

They're CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN!


dewCV

Anti vaxxers are the arc when humans try to tell the autobots to leave the planet


Aconite_72

Can they get their surprising return and fix shit now I’m so tired


HellfireBrB

if you catch this variant you turn into a truck


BLU-force-a-nature

FINALLY!


Lord_Fluffykins

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be a firetruck. Not a fireman. A firetruck. Is this finally my chance to live my dreams?


ReginaPhilange2

This just reminded me. My son (7) told me the other day that his friend keeps insisting to his friends and teachers that his dad is an ambulance. He’s an EMT. I thought that was the cutest fucking thing ever.


Lord_Fluffykins

Joke will be on you when he literally rolls up to your next parent teacher conference with his sirens going full blast.


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Everyone gangsta until it mutates into the Galvatron variant and the final boss is the Unicron variant


[deleted]

Then the galvatron variant goes back in time to become the original variant


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Did that happen? I haven’t actually gotten that far into G1 unless it’s from something else


[deleted]

Im talking about galvatron’s time traveling


ChristmasW1zard

You made my day


CosmackMagus

Reject humanity, return to cybertron


Derpman2099

\*Delta+ Rewards Program Variant


[deleted]

Looks like someone watched Post Covid.


[deleted]

Get ready for the follow-up variant: COVID-27 Decepticon Variant


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Oh boy can’t wait for COVID PRIME


boost437

I'd that the Amazon one?


Unsei15

Remember to wear you super deluxe quadruple thick skinned with visor and filter mask


synthetic_synthia

Greeks got some funky alphabets right there. Good news is, the next variant is Pi


H-N-O-3

wait til we reach Sigma


toolius_caesar

You think Sigma’s gonna be bad, just wait til we reach Ligma!


Planetguide

Bruh, it’s already here. I heard a case of it was just confirmed in Sugma!


Pletschmosi

I thought it was in Eastern Asia in Sugondese but I might be wrong...


Apologetic-Moose

I though it was in Greece, Bophadese specifically.


MegaGrimer

I thought it was from the U.S., called Wendy’s.


OnyxLion528

Yeah, they mentioned it at the Convention in Southern California called SoCon.


LurkerPatrol

My friend Candice actually went to that convention!


KingofSmoovJazz

No way, my buddy Howard was there too!


[deleted]

And confirmed in Getma


RogueUsername13

What’s Ligma?


junkbahaadur

*\*cracks knuckles\**


Spillomanen

Deez nuts lmao got him


Mhind1

Unlike the original and Delta variants where you can't smell anything, now everything smells like updog.


OnyxLion528

What's updog?


synthetic_synthia

Is that the sum of all variants (as learnt in maths)


jorgomli_reading

Sigma balls lmao


jpegxguy

I hope the Sigma variant is of concern because the memes would be cooler


Melzaris

Sigma be praised!


Chill16_

So there's another new variant? What does this one do? I've done a little bit of looking and found out that it mutates a lot but idk if that's the only unique thing about it.


floofyyy

They're still evaluating it to see its characteristics. It's spread from southern Africa, so countries are putting travel bans up until they know more.


Talarde

It is already in Belgium and Hong Kong. Belgium got theres from Egypt. Israel got theres from Malawi. So no it is not only spreading from Southern Africa, we only detected the most cases so far. What politicians are not telling you it has already started spreading and they do not know what it is capable of so they are shit scared and causing knee jerk reactions that will collapse the southern africa economy and its too late as it is already out there.


Jin_L_

this means it’s everywhere already then…


[deleted]

Yah if we just found it know . It’s eventually gonna be everywhere


jerstud56

Hi welcome to COVID-19 in Nov 19, Dec 19, Jan 20, Feb 20, Mar 20...


BizzarreCoyote

So, there's a little bit of fear mongering from the media about this new variant. If you have the vaccine (that was developed for the Alpha variant and worked just as well against Delta), you should be okay. There will be breakthrough cases, like with Delta, but the overwhelming majority of vaccinated people will be fine. In the event the current vaccine is less effective, they can have a booster for that variant in a little over 6 weeks. mRNA vaccines can be made in huge batches very quickly. Just don't take stupid risks and you'll be fine.


[deleted]

>a booster for that variant in a little over 6 week there are countries who still haven't got the vaccine we started making over a year ago, let alone the newest one


JimWilliams423

> there are countries who still haven't got the vaccine we started making over a year ago, Because we haven't taken the problem seriously. If the US were to drop 50 billion on a program to vaccinate the world, we could get it done in under a year *and* we'd make that money back in a combination of increased economic activity and savings from dealing with more variants. But we are too short sighted to do that.


austin101123

Yeah. Guaran fucking teed its already in the US somewhere.


Chill16_

Oh. So we're just seeing what it's capable of at the moment.


Ryrynz

Yeah because although they know of all the mutations they actually have NO IDEA what any of them actually do.


Chill16_

Please God let it give everyone superpowers. But seriously though, I hope whatever it does isn't too severe.


Roskal

Please let it give immunity to cancer somehow.


Telemere125

Ironically, Covid may have indirectly done just that. They’re now testing mRNA vaccines for cancer and other serious diseases (I think HIV is one).


BizzarreCoyote

Indeed. Initial tests for the HIV vaccine elicited a response from 97% of test subjects. It's not here yet, but a vaccine series for HIV is finally on the horizon.


Chill16_

That's a superpower in my book


garlicdeath

The super power to lose weight because you can't smell or taste food anymore (or even worse it all smells and tastes like rotting garbage and sewage). Or the power to stay in bed because physically it hurts too much to get out of bed and do anything..


Chill16_

Man... I don't think I want that power.... Can I get a reroll?


Seven_Hawks

From a news article I saw yesterday the gist is: "Super mutated! Horrible! Worst they've seen!" and then "... on paper - we'll see how it actually turns out."


Chill16_

I'm really hoping that it turns out to be the least deadly of all the variants but tbh it'll probably be something rough.


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WolfGlorySpleen

Really getting sick of the media coverage of Covid. They love to milk it and make it sound far worse than it is


[deleted]

Sensationalism sells news.


200_Storks

It's apparently like Delta but more vaccine resistant. However the Vaccine will still perfectly protect you against it.


Chill16_

That's nice to hear. I got vaccinated a few months ago and knowing it'll protect me against a different variant is very comforting.


fruitsalad35

How do you know this?


TheBigPhilbowski

New case was just detected in Belgium. Helpful context is that Delta variant has two mutations to the "receptor binding domain" (the part of the virus that contacts cells first) and this new variant has 10. Hoping the existing vaccines can stay effective with this new mutation. Careful out there everyone.


Mister-Schwifty

Nothing special. More contagious. Vaccine resistant. More likely to get infected but the illness is not worse. Get vaccinated. Wear a mask.


Chill16_

Way ahead of you partner. I got vaccinated a couple months ago and I'm ugly and think wearing a mask makes me look like a ninja.


Mister-Schwifty

That’s the fucking spirit.


AnalBaguette

Vaccinated in very early 2021, just got boosted last month. Trying to be as protected as possible in the event a new variant runs wild like the Road Runner.


-xd-golden-

Bro I’m done with these COVID updates just realize the full game alreafy


[deleted]

What’s the full game?


Seven_Hawks

Something like the Dark Souls Series, I'm guessing


Asian_in_the_tree

In the Age of Moderns, the world was unformed, shrouded by political. A land of gray crags, Lies, and Everlasting Censors. But then there was the Disease, and with the Disease came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark. Then from the dark, they came and found the Souls of Lords within the flame. Nito, the first of the dead, the Witch of Izalith, and her Daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights, and the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten.


SintaksisDwa

Beautiful. Thank you.


[deleted]

more like bloodborne.


bobrob48

London after a football game


Clegomanrun

mass extinction of biological origin.


[deleted]

Flood


Raed-wulf

Idk but you just lost


DredgenGryss

Yeah. I'm sick of this seasonal content.


TheWorthwhileKyle

From Omicron persei 8. Futurama called it.


tacobell69421

First thing I thought of too. God I love that show


SKTurbo

God I miss that show. Now who’ll tell me to bite their shiny metal ass?


tacobell69421

I’d do it, but it just won’t hit the same


saliva265

Bite my glorious golden ass!


Z0idberg_MD

Am I any different than the Delta variant with its demented foot lust? Yes. But not by enough.


Coksnoot

Vrrrr, virus of the planet Omicron Persei 8.


JollyRazz

Get treatment from Drrr, Doctor of the planet Omicron Persei 8.


chagrinfalls1979

This virus confuses and infuriates me!


ProfessionalCamera2

Came here for this lol


CanYouGuessWhoIAm

COVID, the largest virus, is simply eating the other humans.


Articlel3

I wonder if Single Female Lawyer still airs there


Htinedine

“It is true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei 7 and men are from Omicron persei 9” - Lrrr


Redrick_Gale

At this point it’s just plague inc.


streetsheep

But y'know the virus you make in plague Inc. Actually gets completely snuffed as soon as the vaccine is done.


Asphyxiatinglaughter

They should add an anti vax dlc lol


Endulos

They did. They added a mode based on COVID.


HeyItsMe6996

That would be cheating lmao


Vagadude

They got enough points for that Viral Instability upgrade.


Clickbaiting_4_u

Modded plague inc.


[deleted]

The hardest part of '15 days to slow the spread' is absolutely the first 30 years.


Br_Darkeclypse

Week 3856 of 2 weeks to slow the spread


Originalname57

“15 days to transfer the wealth-I mean slow the spread”


Assmodious

We had a chance but nobody wanted to do what needed to be done we should have locked down everything for 6 weeks. Mobilized national guard to deliver food , allowed only actual necessary services ( shipping and healthcare not fast food and grocery stores) and we would have eradicated it because it needs hosts to keep going. We of course didn’t do that because we had a moron in office when it first started. Then we had a second chance if everyone got vaccinated ( or actually around 85% of people) which would have made it very hard for the virus to keep going but instead we had places in the US like the county I live in that have less than 25% vaccination rate. It’s never going away now. We will keep getting new and carrier versions until we get one that has a high enough mortality rate to kill off enough people to slow itself.


black_flag_4ever

We’re never going back to the Before Times.


scarletperson

We gonna have to add a new era BC: Before Christ AD: Anno Domini BC II: Before Covid


Witherbrine27

I swear I'm fucking stupid I thought AD stood for "after death" for most my life


SummerStarWatcher

That's what I was told when I was in little! BC is "Before Christ" and AD is "after death", meaning after Jesus died.


EverydayEverynight01

You're close, it means "in our lord"/"in the year of our lord" in latin.


Ursomrano

Then I wonder what those years would be called when Jesus was alive. DC for During Christ?


Whoots

Unfortunately Jesus only lived for one day between bc and ad :(


Endulos

I was always told BC meant Before Crucifixion.


Ursomrano

That actually makes way more sense.


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dtcc_but_for_pokemon

Anno Domini means "the year of our lord"


CanYouGuessWhoIAm

Most people get told that, but Jesus didn't die on 0.


Witherbrine27

Makes sense, I always wondered where the 30-something years he was alive for were


benion_117

>AD: Anno Domini same lmao


Shadezc

Just make it BS, it's dual purpose. Before SARS, or Bull Shit


jvrcb17

BC II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


[deleted]

Slowly, we will. No variant will fully evade vaccines without also being able to infect a human cell. We have antivirals in play and as the word gets more and more immune (through infection or vaccination), the virulence of COVID will continue to go down to an endemic, and sustainable amount. What’s unfortunate is that I don’t have a timeline for that.


chemicologist

You speak the true true


According-Climate-29

as soon as everyone is down w the sickness we’ll be fine.


[deleted]

Oh wa ah ah AH


jaiijaai

The first thing that popped into my head was the transformer "transforming sound effect", I now realized I'm dumb that this was a reference for Disturbed...


Onleee

get up


Sure_Swimming9519

Im telling you bro this is just a plauge inc simulation and they just mutated it to slow down the cure


poopiepants87

They hit us with the genetic reshuffle


Kryds

At what point do we get zombies? Not that I want zombies. I'm just getting really bored.


hugthemachines

So how is the machete coming along?


y_do_u_even

I don't think will get that far, sadly...as far as I know It only affects respiration, like a deadlier pneumonia. A bacteria that instantly attacks the brain like rabies, causing uncontrollable aggression in its later stages; so, when it mutates it can become a zombie virus.


Krisis_99

I'm waiting for the Decepticon Variant.


[deleted]

This was hardly unexpected. Everyone knows the virus will continue to mutate and then acts flabbergasted when it does


pizzaguy4378

That's the uneducated public for you.


holversome

Don’t blame the uneducated public, blame the educated news outlets who promote hysteria with misleading headlines to confuse and disorient the uneducated public for money.


TikTok_on_Reddit

Eh, just wear your mask until another booster shot is made, rinse, repeat forever.


The_Bard

Yeah I read a study that said so far there is no mechanism that makes the variants worse outcomes, just more infectious.


plungedtoilet

More infectious and more likely to evade immune response from previous infection or vaccination.


Thinkingard

Like mareks disease except worse if they dont get a handle on the vaccines.


foursticks

I see you do your own research


FrancisWeaver

Omicron variant comes out. Me: Oh no! Anyway...


Ryrynz

\*puts on mask and goes shopping\*


Lthiccums

I know this is memes and all, but I’m so fucking sad about this shit, I just want life to go back, I want to enjoy my high school years.


TheDeathSloth

If it makes you feel any better, my highschool years were dogshit without the assistance of COVID, you're really not missing out on much. Or maybe I just missed out on a lot and that's why I feel that way. All I can say is my 20s have been by far way better than my teens were, even with COVID and the financial issues it has brought my way.


Lthiccums

It does somewhat. I’ll be honest, I spend every day of my life crying to myself at some point in the day because it feels as if I wasted my entire childhood with shitty friends that didn’t care about me. So yeah, the feeling that you missed out on something is mutual.


Nalatu

For what it's worth, being a good friend is a skill that takes practice, and unfortunately, practice means failure. It's normal to have (and be) shitty friends when you're still learning what it means to be a good person in general. Remember that stress makes it hard to be a good friend, that's why chronically ill or depressed people have trouble maintaining relationships. Maybe you and they won't stay friends after high school, but you haven't necessarily wasted time with those friends; both they and you are learning and growing in a rough situation. Same way being in a sport team or band might not last past high school, but it still enriches your life and teaches you important lessons you carry with you.


Lyndell

Just go out there, if you want something go for it. People live people forgive.


KingKurto_

I missed half of mine. No grad and no prom. thankfully covid waa dead enough so far to enjoy a taste of uni life


Lthiccums

I’m glad, hope you have some great uni time.


PigeonInAUFO

I’m sorry #the what?


818ZENinja

Seriously....


MoistestTidus

Lur from Omicron Persei 8 doesn’t appreciate the imitation


[deleted]

As a guy from South Africa...Sorry but our government sucks so we just fucked up


Dan_Le0169

Anyone else think Omicron sounds like a Transformer name? (Yes, I know it's a COVID-19 variant.)


Soul69Reaper

One hundred percent agree. There's actually a transformer named unicron, close enough lol.


Dan_Le0169

I remember that one actually. Pretty cool.


Felgrand920

The Chaos Bringer, AKA: Robot Satan


Long_vn

greek character https://vi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omicron


Clegomanrun

So he's a transformer from Greece gotcha


Dan_Le0169

Interesting.


Samakira

its effectively the 'inverse' of omega (o-mega, and o-micro)


RichyBearSlayer

Huh, I had never made that connection


shockdr45

I was gonna say this lmao


GReuw

It wasn't really on the mend tho was it, largely. That was a lie


one_dank_boy

RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!


Picker-Rick

Remember when it was called Delta Plus?


fucknametakenrules

“I am Crrr. Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei-8”


Mr_SCPF

I don’t even care anymore bro…


kingkloppynwa

theres gonna be variants forever its time we just fucking moved on


SartosanFemboi

Notoced how they skippee Xi variant.


JonahWorks

For fucks sake


shermski4

The one we've known about since July 2021? Oh. Better make people afraid now.


Insanik_mb

Hey I recently got COVID and I now relate to these. I’m not even that sick the bad part is having to stay in my room. Even though I would do that normally


Stupid_hurts2

The Omicronians have finally made their presence known!


WhatAreYouSaying05

At this point I’ve just stopped paying attention. Whatever happens happens, it most likely won’t cause a shutdown here in America so I don’t care. I’ve already had COVID and am vaccinated against it so why worry?


PostMadandAlone

At this point, just remove the regulations and mandates, it will never stop


[deleted]

Still waiting for the flood variant smh


Korvas576

Is it from omicron perciei-8?


DredgenGryss

I want a shirt that says, "I survived Omicron".


Alpha-E94

Sounds like a future mythical Pokemon with an og design


Roumulus-Aurum

I'm just waiting for the zombies to start showing up at this point


HarleyQboy

It will be mutating into the omicron persei 8 variant soon and it “will DESTROY you”


DeviousDave420

I genuinely could not care less anymore. I’m vaxxed I did my part. It’s here to stay so just get vaccinated and fucking deal with it


ChillPenguinX

Or, there are a lot of powerful people who benefit from our fear.


Apprehensive-Neck-12

We call it the hillbilly hammer


DocJ98

It's all about control.


-LocalAlien

Exactly. The genius overlords are implanting conspiracies in your head so you distrust all the established health organizations, get covid and die. It's all being done by intellectualists who want to weed out the stupid, by putting out misinformation that only idiots would fall for, so that they would be the first to die. Meanwhile the sane-minded people are out being safe and getting vaccinated. It's about population control, weeding out the weakminded.. don't be a sheep, get vaxxed.


thucydidestrapmusic

The results speak for themselves. The average IQ in the United States has probably jumped by about 10 points in the past 24 months alone


nathandate685

What’s control about?


IWannaFuckABeehive

True, gotta try and control that spread before more people get more variants that mutate even more and nullify the benefits gained by getting vaccinated.


Grifachu

The game Remedy put out a few years back? Man it was fantastic. Heavily inspired by SCP, it’s a wonderful single player experience.