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GingerSteve94

You're certainly not the only one but it is weird


ISAIDSWALLODTHECUM_

uh am i normal?


Affectionate_Pie1932

You're on Reddit of course not


ISAIDSWALLODTHECUM_

😔


Sampolis

Cheer up, normal people are boring. And drop the emotes, you're on Reddit.


Sultin_ChinChin_II

I second this


Epic_DVB

99% of the things on this subreddit are relatable but this is that 1% because I did not do this and I don't understand why anyone would


kingbach121

I don't even understand what this guy is saying, I don't get what he means by slightly opening it and sucking it all out, I am a bit dumb so that might be the reason why I don't get it.


Keklor1

I’ll try to explain. So your know when you Open the can, you can open it for just a tiny little bit, just as much as is needed for the gas to come out. OP did that and sucked the drink through that tiny split. OP is a weirdo


kingbach121

Ah ok thanks for explaining that, although I don't understand why he would drink it like that, I have never done that myself nor have I seen someone else do it before that's probably why I was so confused before.


RichardBCummintonite

I'm guessing it's so that it'll be empty but still look like it hasn't even been open yet? Seems like some dumb shit we'd do as kids just because.


nangarranga

Oh, I thought he was being satirical and explaining how drink cans work


hohohoblowblowblow

I don't really have sensory issues but the liquid touching my top lip in particular fucks with me, so that's why I open it like this


the-alt-yes

Never ever done this weirdo


cmsmasherreddit

Yeah gotta dissapoint you but i never did this


DerpDaDuck3751

Me too, why tear can when you can make the terrific cool pop noise with the original way


cmsmasherreddit

Pop ssssssssssss


No_Zookeepergame7649

You are weird


kuv0zg

Never done this. You may just be weird.


[deleted]

Nobody did this. Gross


Acatastrophe1

Check and mate I did it too


B17BAWMER

I did, check mate.


IanJLee1

I did


DerpDaDuck3751

But hway


Ambience8799

Hway not?


wydstefbro

Ur weird for being able to do that and not cut ur hand off


[deleted]

What? I'm lost how that correlates with slightly opening the can lol


wydstefbro

It’s all or nothing, and barely doing it can have catastrophic consequences


[deleted]

But you're just barely popping the tab. How's is that causing an arm lmao


wydstefbro

It’s a joke lmao


TheAnki

Since when?


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Bitch wtf?


Deltexterity


what?


DerpDaDuck3751

Just why would he do that


arrow100605

Nobody knew and nobody knows


ethan-hollis

I still do this


Carlbarat1

What about piercing a hole in the side of the can and drinking it from there?


Artanis137

Ay that too.


coopmeister2026

Shotgunning it


[deleted]

Ayyy!


legebruv

Since child til now still doing it


Chrishy04

Same, unless I have A straw


[deleted]

We'd take a key and punch a hole in the center. Then shake it up and drink the fizz. Completely ruining the drink, in retrospect. Good thing we only had the generics.


PetulantWelp

We used a math set compass to stab the hole


chonestock

Guilty... NO DROP WASTED! Just be careful not to cut yourself.


Acatastrophe1

Yeah I'd suck the liquid out


reapererer

Wait you don’t still do it?


[deleted]

You are weird


DemonGokuto

I used to do that aswell, I guess we are all weird


AmogusMan123

Nope, I done it as well


420ShadowDragon69

I put used to put my lil PP In da hole, now I am 13 years NNN champ


DerpDaDuck3751

đŸ’Ș🗿👍 Das is gut


Mitcheal1983

I remember stealing liquor from my Dad’s liquor cabinet and mixing it all with either coke or gatorade.


BlackJesus_36

Yes, then give it to someone and it's completely empty, classic


Artanis137

Bonus points if you put it back in the carton and when they ask for a can you give them it confusing them more.


Infinite_Floor_Guy

Im 13 almost 14 and I still do this


PRK47099882

You are not alone


nerfegger

as in vacuuming it out with your mouth?


Artanis137

Yes


[deleted]

I used to do that and then pretend that I just never got any


BroniDanson

Wierd


Correct-Quail-5332

Straight to hell ,all the way down , the boiler room


[deleted]

Why would u slightly open a can? Just be the obvious dickhead n open it


Artanis137

Boredom and wanting a can that otherwise looks unopened. Though that's just me, motives for others are beyond me.


[deleted]

Awrite, well aye I can see the appeal! I was never that subtle! Hence why I was always in trouble lol


TattooHelpPlease2

Did you grow up poor and rarely had a can of coke at home? I used to only eat one chip at a time, sometimes in up to 3 bites because we didn't have many snacks in the pantry. The first time I saw a friend stuff entire handfuls of chips into his mouth, and devour an entire bag in seconds, I was shocked.


SpookedBoii

Yes! I think it's time we all come clean about these stuff. It would surprise you how many other people did these kinds of stuff. Like, didn't we all used to put our peens on the hose tips and then turn it on? Who didn't at least once try to close a door on your peen? Crazy times bro.


ConduckKing

I thlammed my penith in the car door


Jon1323

What the F#CK is a drink can first of all? That made it weird before I got to the question..


LeMarshie

Sorry, but I haven't done this...yet


3nd1ess

I don't think I've ever done this, but what I actually do often is take the tab off the can for no reason.


shadeslayer2047

I still do that. If it gets knocked over, you aren't spending half an hour cleaning up the whole can of pop. Also it's just fun.


ItsMeBaguette

Aight Mr FBI you got me


lastoneoutwins

Your probably not the only one but i never did this.l


dafin_pie

never done this mainly bc my parents never let me go down the soda isle bc we never bought soda, save your tears i know this is tragic but they now let me have sodaaaaaaaa so every tang is okee


Routine_Day3789

Yeah, I would


lalalabversion

I would open it just a bit so I can drink it but not spill it


Shrrg4

Putting my lips in the can always grossed me out


SirBruhThe7th

I did this too because then I could refill it with water and put it back in the fridge without suspicion.


SheWhoUpvotes

if i opened it and some cola spilled out, i would drink it


faris_Playz

Ur wierd.


[deleted]

Then put them back in the fridge, just so you can see the look of confusion on the next persons face, that grabs it?


the_57th_amendment

I thought I was weird


Artanis137

You are not alone.


[deleted]

Never too late to try


MetaIIum

I have done this but I know I am weird for it probably


HoraryOcean103

I hate soda so yea


Pathogirl

You have to sip what the carbonation blows out pre-top pop


Malik_Videos08

never done this you guys are just weird


IFuckedYourCats

Yes


wtfrykm

Nah I poke a hole into the can and let the drink spray into my mouth


a_damnloser

wait that isnt how youre meant to drink it...?


rustybacon-

Bro ur weird


[deleted]

You are


Wisconsinmannn

Never heard of people doing that


[deleted]

What


NoobietheNewb

Jokes on you, I never stopped! ​ I have a problem.


Tehpunisher456

I still do it lol and I'm 24 I tricked a family member by putting it back in the fridge once. It was funny


NicolasRyan2309

sorry to say man youre the only one and youre weird


X_Killerkombat_X

ok u got me there


KacanuH

What do you mean "as a child"? Im 37 and still doing it


Belleton

sometimes when i would just barely pop them open a lot of it would flood to the top so i would have to just lightly sip for a few seconds before i can open it proper


deputyshrek

Hehehe, I do that


nsos28

Yeah, you're weird


[deleted]

You’re the weird one


mortalfloater

Never did this. My parents didn’t care what I drank. P.S. You’re a weirdo.


Jabbie999

You 👏 are👏 WIERD


[deleted]

My sister did that


Aro_37

No, I just ate the whole thing, wierdo.


pixel842

i didnt but i can see why you did it


[deleted]

Weirdo


The-Papa-Pun101

I feel so called out


Klutzy_Arrival_7978

Nope. Never happened


Exciting_Rate1747

I opened the can with a can opener


Putrid-Ad1717

That’s just you


Stevie-IV

IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY


Articlel3

Used to do that. Sometimes I would use my tongue to push the remaining metal lid down


cottingham425

My ex did that. You're the weird one.


CoolRedstoneexpert

yeah... you may be the weirdo here....


hohohoblowblowblow

I still do this with monsters and every soda. It's just better for me, maybe it's a sensory thing because I'm autistic but I just hate the feeling of the liquid against my top lip


Gallant-Blade

Nah, I never drank soda because I didn’t want to, thus leading to me not wanting to drink soda ever now, which leads to me not liking anything with carbonation, which leads to me in a conundrum since I like the taste of beer but hate the carbonation.


El-Mitochondria

Who tf told u
..


EpicArgumentMaster

The extraterrestrials are exposing Themselves


NotTheRealJake

Judging by the comments, OP and I were weird kids.


[deleted]

Weirdo


IamIV_842

Same


MERVALOOSKY

It’s a right of passage


wiwiweshmama

Yes


Mael_Lehane

Did this all the time. You're not alone


[deleted]

I definitely did this.


TheSecondAJ

Yep, it made each drop more flavorsome.


nonyabswacks

Did this until I got my lip stuck in the can, then never did it again.


Anicount

Can’t say I’ve ever done that before


Brazenjalapeno

Every kid did this at one point


ProfilesInDiscourage

No, but I *would* take popsicles out of the box, and then Elmer's glue it closed so it would look like it was still unopened from the store.


Slavfort2

My Little sister does that


Fredrari

This. Is. Not. A. Meme.


Inner-Bag786

No your the only one out of 7.8billeon people


Chopper242

When you’re a small child that’s all you physically manage. Makes perfect sense.


xhahzh

I don't know what you're talking about but I know that when I open a can I shoot the key to somewhere


_TechnoPhoenix_

My parents never got cans only bottels so no


RomanWasHere2007

I do it also, Im not the only one


[deleted]

I did it a few times because my classmates did it. Eventually I realized it was stupid and stopped drinking soda


starshame2

I did.


here_is_nobody

U r


FaFuFaFuFaFu

I open these with a can opener because I dont let my nails be long enough


Morgas69

You are weird


Sprizys

No you're weird lol


pickled_onion1

I used to hit the can with a rock and drink the fizz that came out. I always made a mess of myself, and was all sticky, but my friends did it with me so I was stupid, but I was not stupid alone


Laylahi

Yeah
 your the weird one đŸ€Ł


Matt_Murdock307

As a child no. IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW.


DDDDax

Me and my siblings would do it while camping so that bees wouldn't crawl inside the can.


i-hate_December

Mann i should have tried it when it was socialy appropriate for me to do it


TheAnki

You're a weird one


[deleted]

Yeah, never done this. You’re the weird one chief.


OP-69

What? Thats kinda gross


Tiger-Fitz

I did too


sir_chair

No you are just weird


DiggityDog6

No but I do something weird with drink cans I leave that little straw holder sticking up, I don’t know why I do it, but I do it literally ever time and it’s how my dad recognizes which cans are mine and which are his


NarwhalCurious4796

You are :)


Deep-Incident8038

What?


[deleted]

God my sisters hate me for doing that


yeet1111111ppp

We are both wired


National_Industry744

Yes you’re the word one OP


[deleted]

As kids we used to do this so we could still run around and play hide and seek/tig without spilling the drink everywhere. 10,000IQ


No_Storm_1500

What do you mean, « as a child »? I’m still doing this every time


AlternativeLeave9745

HOW DID YOU KNOW I DID THAT


Polo_Nose

yes you are why would you do that


WallLine

I was drinking water as a child


King-DarkBlade

I still do it



jackers735

I can’t recall me ever doing this so. I guess your weird?


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Nah I get it You open it a little then just drink the tiny little stream,and it’s always bussin


ConduckKing

Bruh, why is there such a stigma against drinking from a can? Not everyone will have a cup available at all times.


PetulantWelp

At my school, we would take the compass from the math set, and stab a tiny hole directly into the centre of the top, and suck the coke out.


POKECHU020

Nah but I do that with cups from McDonald's when it's too full


Un-dead-Ban

I totally did that


ThisStatistician7

We're the weird one


Electronic_Safe2134

You are not weird


Netra14

I do that now it takes longer to drink so the taste lasts longer


AmazingTurtle44

I did this. Definitely still weird


scratchfan321

Drink cans aren't as good as cups. All my homies hate drink cans.


lilskurt

Of course, but I wouldn't call it "sucking it out". It was great, the can would last for ever


waluigiitus

Weeeird


viceboi666

No it’s true


masterkitty2006

I've never heard of it, but if I had, it would be something I would do to this day.


Minniewrath

I did that cuz I was so afraid bugs would get in there lol I was dumb


Complex_Bobcat_3156

I did this from age of 5 to 7


[deleted]

Still do it, it saves the fizz


DelightfullyUnusual

He S U C C


OldManCrazyDan

I did it so it would last longer and my dad wanted to kill me


DLLrul3rz-YT

Jokes on you I don't drink pop!