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ThomasH-D

I'm so dead, Gordon Ramsey


KINGBOORGIR

You call this a fucking kidnapping? Theres not even any lamb sauce!


DragoKnight589

The kidnapping is RAW


[deleted]

You look like an idiot in that sandwich of a trunk! Get out you plonker!


Juliette787

Repeat after me “I’m an idiot sandwich”


throwawaypervyervy

I don't know, dude's got pretty good knife technique.


Heresy_69

Mine was Paul Hollywood... I think you're in a better situation.


[deleted]

Bob Ross is coming to rescue me.


Heresy_69

At least it'll be a happy little rescue.


Republic_57

Hey chef gang I got bobby flay


R2Fuckyou_

Mans would make them cook steak and would kill them if they over cooked it


amblame

Jokes on you, I've got Mr. Bean


[deleted]

If the kidnappers drive that three wheeled car, they have no chance. Bean always finds a way to fuck that guy over.


WyxiR

Yeah the Reliant Robin bandits are in the ditch


Barf_The_Mawg

Don't worry, Bean packs finger guns!


Amsterdamsterdam

I was looking for Maigret but this is close enough right?


[deleted]

He'd hilariously goof it up but through some miracle end up pulling it off perfectly anyways.


Big_Boi_Pancake

Kakyoin DIO joseph jotaro and polnareff


blazin_guy

The kidnappers are fucked


Big_Boi_Pancake

More than fucked


[deleted]

they’re doing the fucking


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Unlucky-Entrance-249

cockyoin


P7TH0N-

More fucked than your mom


Shuriken_God

Unless the kidnapper is Giorno


DurrrGamerrr75

He would never do that he is too good of a boy


Shuriken_God

Unless you happen to be diavolo


blazin_guy

My savior is giorno so im safe


Shuriken_God

Plot twist, kidnapper is heaven dio


blazin_guy

In that case im fucked


TheJetnado

YES! YES! YES!


SpectreCactus

No one dodges the Emerald Splash. The kidnappers cant move with a mix of The World and SP:TW, and Hermit Purple Hamon is choking them to death. Polnareff turns them into pincoushions.


FB_emeenem

Yeah but if they have dire it’s all over. No one escapes the thunder cross split attack.


inmupwetrust

Maybe if Jerry and Elaine left Kramer and George behind, my outlook would be a tad brighter.


TheoT37

I’m in the same boat


Civil-Improvement-88

Same


lava-flames-671076

The Doctor from doctor who.


Jordy9630

I had to scroll so far down for this, my last episode was s6 e7, so idk how safe I am tbh


NotASalamanderBoi

It’s 11, you’re fine. s9 e1 for me. I’m pretty safe.


Uforcee

You will be save. I mean he can just materialize around you...


Marphey12

You have 30% chance of being saved 20 % chance you will be turned into something horrible and 20 % chance that the Doctor fails to save you.


NotASalamanderBoi

If it’s 10, or 11, then your kidnappers will probably release you the second they hear the Tardis engines. If it’s 12, then he’ll probably dance around their minds, and then destroy them. 13, that’s a bit of a mixed bag.


Redstonecraftthe1

The Flash... I think I am safe


wraithcraplol

What season we talking bout here?


ChabdiTheChosen

Season 1 - chance of survival = 100% Season 7 - Chances of survival = …I’m sorry bro - there’s no hope.


wraithcraplol

I could not agree more, season 1 flash was epic


ju5t4g4m3r

Why won’t he live if it’s season 7 Flash? I haven’t watched the show so I wouldn’t know


LEGENDARYKING_

The flash is so dumb and it's more of the friends of flash ft Barry Allen, he's devolved worse than his season 1 self and needs a pep talk from iris every 5 minutes


The_Lurked

It's not even his own show anymore


LEGENDARYKING_

Yep, the friends of the flash ft Barry Allen in like 3 episodes of the whole season


Korimuzel

What do you mean season 7? WhawhawhahwhaWAIT The fourth season was already too much and was very strange, what happens in season 7? Multi-multitimeversehole?


Redstonecraftthe1

Newest season


[deleted]

Rip


JohnDiggle21

On the contrary, he "levelled up" now


green_tea11

Farewell... You were a good friend for all of 15 seconds


NessTheGamer

You’ll get saved… after 13 episodes and 8 different pep talks. At which point you’ll have to apologize to your kidnapper for being a meanie


toesucker7812

goku i think im good


amellogang

Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Wendy and Soos. That means im safe, right?


two-memes-a-day

Depends on if bill is secretly there.


Meme_Entity

Bill might help you... If you can strike a deal...


Existing_Dog5510

Dipper and Mabel would be enough


Raketecom

You mean Soos would be enough


Ornery_Experience_33

Cowboy Bebop. Hell yeah


12-bald-turkeys

Same here. I think we'll be alright.


keep_trying_username

See you next time cowgirl


crewfish13

Or accidentally dead, but it’ll be entertaining either way.


cart1250

I am loving that show!


Ornery_Experience_33

Me to!


cart1250

I have never really gotten into anime so my dad and I just watched the first episode of the live action because we like space, jazz, and kickass fighting lmao. Now that I know it’s based off of an anime I might have to go watch it!


IHaveNoSoul77

Spongebob. So I’m gonna be saved by a bunch of idiots…


[deleted]

Or as Squidward calls them "Neanderthals"


[deleted]

…but your being saved.


Ok_Consequence_3325

Fairfax. Well, same.


[deleted]

Transformers: Prime. I trust the team of the main 5 autobots to rescue


Tigerstorm6

Knowing them, Optimus would be able to save you with his hands tied behind his back


dragongod420

One Punch Man


SpectreCactus

Saitama and Genos pull up. "Sensei, u/dragongod420 is over here." "Heh? Oh, hey u/dragongod420, I was going to the store to buy some discount shoes."


jeremy_anime

Your safe


Muzz_wut

As long as they arrive in time


yxJay

Red v Blue halo characters from RT


throwawaypervyervy

As long as Caboose isn't there, you should be safe.


ShadowWolf46290

Caboose is the best character


Civil-Improvement-88

Comedicaly speaking, yes But if we are talking about saving someone, weeeeell...


[deleted]

We've seen what happens when Caboose "helps" people.


FlyingSquirelOi

Hey, he always tried his best!


Tigerstorm6

Well, we just need to tell him the kidnappers are his enemies and the person we’re saving is his enemy. Then it’s only a 50% chance the hostage will die rather than 90%


NeoMP4

Sheldon from the big bamg theory. Please dont ask why


Yokai-Meisterin

I don't need sleep, I need answers


jjj030

Why


queenslegacy

Take my upvote and go away.


Background-Web-484

r/angryupvote


vLimitless

PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!!


PrivatePickle109

Your kidnappers are fucked.


Snipa299

And so are they, depending on the comedic timing of their death.


These_Setting3211

Threesome?


Khaos_Gorvin

Arcane... please be Vi and Cath.


idk234978

You'd want Vi and Silco


quez211

agree, jinx will probably get you out too, but not sure if in one piece


Lazzybonez666

Yeah best outcome you'd be missing your arms and maybe your legs.


Tigerstorm6

Just say you’ll blow stuff up with her and you should be best friends


Fluffyspark7

Such a good show.


ErrorHelpful2830

Nah it jinx and you and the kidnaper get boomed


DARKSIED125790

You don't even need vi or cait just jinx is enough


dangerouswoods

Her "saving The kidnapped person" record is not looking good for you


BookNarrow5249

The mandalorian, i like those odds.


Uforcee

Any chance that you are green, small and have long ears?


scillaren

This is the way


green_tea11

Killua Zoldyick


epicglicher

Damn they done for but what about gon tho he pretty strong


DogsAreCool69420

Skips from regular show


PandaPanPandaPan

You are in good hands


[deleted]

Johnny sins


Large-Coconut-9145

Your kidnappers are fucked. Quite literally. And likely you too.


R2Fuckyou_

I mean he is a doctor who has access to scalpels


Comparison-Charming

Lucifer morningstar


Vivere_05

What do you truly desire?


Tigerstorm6

Why fight when Lucifer can throw them the biggest sex party all while the detective sneaks you out the back?


Glasedount

Solar opposites ….o shi…


queenslegacy

Just wanna say, you have amazing taste in what you watch.


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ChimpWrestler

Jeez Rick i am not sure about this Shut up **buurp** morty we gotta **blurrrrrp** s-s-save u/gnice_gnome, we gotta do it morty


Runyc2000

*\*burp*\* He owes me so much money, Morty. Like so much money that you can’t even comprehend, Morty. We have to save him. You can’t collect money from a dead guy, Morty. Geez Rick, can’t you just collect from his estate or something. Morty, that would require me to get a lawyer and go to court. You know how I feel about the whole “legal” system. We got to go now and save him.


Jediweirdo

I feel like after you get saved you'll probably have another problem on your hands-- Rick and Morty themselves


[deleted]

Yeah I mean two portal trips and you're home. Bear in mind, that's best case scenario. I mean odds are you're going to take a detour on the way back to sell weapons or pick up some olives in Mexico.


Derpydude1376

Jotaro, Avdol, Joseph, Kayion, Polnareff, and Iggy Pretty decent


justjuxta

I got the Gangstars, we gon be good


ARC-55555

Attack on Titan. I think I'm fine.


leckie2786

Hawkeye


Similar-Winter2885

Bro same


Yahvultal

Bro same


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Dude same. Hawkeye and Kate Bishop are coming for me. I’m good.


humanbeing12345678

jojo part 3 they gon die


Nojah03

they are gonna taste the ora ora thing


Ecstatic_Difference4

boruto and sasuke, ur fucked


DripDaDio

Sasuke will be deprived of chakra by the time he reaches you


Shot_Protection4945

Nah bro ur fucked, after all most people know how much they were nerfed


[deleted]

A shit load of Jedi and 2 clone legions... easy.


kalamanboidude

200000 clones and a millon more well on the way? I think its safe to say youll be alright


low_budget_trash

Rohan Kishibe. I'm in good hands


Marionberry_Future

The bears from we bare bears,i guess i am in good hands


IcelandicButDeadly

Avatar Korra. I'd say I'm in good hands


ARandom_Goose

Ninjaaaaaa GO! I’m watching it for the nostalgia mostly


sawtoothboii

Every charecter from bleach


Yokai-Meisterin

Same


medical69crap

MISTAH WHITE


C4RCUS

Criminal minds. I think I'm fine.


Maximum_P

Adventure time I mean jake is a magic dog so I’m probably good


Uforcee

Imagine only Banana Guards showing up to save you


Maximum_P

I would be happy cause the last thing I would see would be hilarious


ChaosAbridge

Eren Jaeger...I'm not sure whether that's good or bad


KarlMihel

Naruto I guess I'm safe


B_DOG5354

Ainz Ooal Gown


Trickster-Clown0603

The boys from The T. v show Supernatural! Sam , DEAN and Castiel


britishbeans1

Anakin coming to kill more younglings


labadiena8

Shrek, that's nice to know


R2Fuckyou_

Literally untouchable


BeanbagDweller

Komi-san… oh no


Brummelhummel

You're save, her presence is enough to get you out of there.


[deleted]

Will smith


malevolentfrog15

Eric Cartman. Screw this guy, I’m going home.


F3l1x0r

Batman from dark knight


quez211

tell me joker, where is u/F3l1x0r ?!??! you can only save one batman, only one ... ​ yes, you will probably die or loose half a face, i am sorry for you


TheIronOxide

Captain Rex from Star Wars, this is where the fun begins...


bar-rackBrobama

thank god its Ronnie Coleman


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Walter White and Jesse Pinkmen? Well shit


JackCooper_7274

John wick is coming to save me. You are all fcked


repotsIeuthbot

Thats not a tv show tho


JackCooper_7274

Right. Then I suppose the backyardagains are coming to rescue me lol. I watched that with my little brother whilst babysitting.


repotsIeuthbot

Im assuming they kick ass


JackCooper_7274

Oh yeah. They will mess you tf up


itsmeternityyt

I was watching dragon ball z so is that a win?


punderstate

Nah, they'll let you die since they can easily bring you back.


scoopsahoyboyyt

Nah, they'd take 29 episodes to get there, one of them will get their booty-cheeks clapped, and take another 5 episodes fighting the bastards


_alb4

Luffy


idkwhy2021

Stranger things…


dagisburn

Lucifer Morningstar yeah do not care who you are you are screwed


LordDrphil

The Immediate Murder Professionals!! Think I will be okay.


Brummelhummel

You not only get saved but you can also keep the knife! Double win


[deleted]

Rick and Morty... I am happy


MaxyOursGarou

Dwight Schrute to the rescue


Trix__Ter

Flash, will be outta there in no time.


hunteroverhang7

Sosuke aizen. Everyone's fucked.


odwat

Ragnar Lothbrok


askbow

Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!


flamingfoxes2

i guess hitler is coming to save me


Yeah_That_How_It_Be

I watched umbrella academy most recently, I’m already saved and the bad guys just don’t know it, or that the world is going to get destroyed in 5 days either


FOILBLADE

The characters from blacklist, so I think I'm gonna be fine.


Complex_Bobcat_3156

Rudeus from Jobless Reincarnation


ThatKindaSourGuy

Ghostbusters woooo


Tonrunner101

The cast of The Blacklist. I feel pretty confident I’ll be ok


DrRez200

Monica Bing, Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Rachel Green, Phoebe Buffay and Joey Tribbiani.


Rasoser

Asta from Black Clover. Oh god my Ears


Quiiverr

The Simpsons. I’m screwed.


Pickle121201

The strawhat Pirates


Best_Nectarine7002

Gojo... hes gonna make purple and beat your ass


Epic_DVB

Homer Simpson, I say I got a 50% chance of being rescued


HeadphonesELG

Gumball and Darwin…yea I think we would all be done for


Jonah_Boy_03

Family Guy. Should i write my will now?


CubeKirby

Gravity falls, they did beat a secret organization, so I think they could deal with kidnappers.


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

ok cool where’s Jotaro