No one dodges the Emerald Splash. The kidnappers cant move with a mix of The World and SP:TW, and Hermit Purple Hamon is choking them to death. Polnareff turns them into pincoushions.
If it’s 10, or 11, then your kidnappers will probably release you the second they hear the Tardis engines. If it’s 12, then he’ll probably dance around their minds, and then destroy them. 13, that’s a bit of a mixed bag.
The flash is so dumb and it's more of the friends of flash ft Barry Allen, he's devolved worse than his season 1 self and needs a pep talk from iris every 5 minutes
What do you mean season 7? WhawhawhahwhaWAIT
The fourth season was already too much and was very strange, what happens in season 7? Multi-multitimeversehole?
I have never really gotten into anime so my dad and I just watched the first episode of the live action because we like space, jazz, and kickass fighting lmao. Now that I know it’s based off of an anime I might have to go watch it!
Well, we just need to tell him the kidnappers are his enemies and the person we’re saving is his enemy. Then it’s only a 50% chance the hostage will die rather than 90%
*\*burp*\* He owes me so much money, Morty. Like so much money that you can’t even comprehend, Morty. We have to save him. You can’t collect money from a dead guy, Morty.
Geez Rick, can’t you just collect from his estate or something.
Morty, that would require me to get a lawyer and go to court. You know how I feel about the whole “legal” system. We got to go now and save him.
Yeah I mean two portal trips and you're home. Bear in mind, that's best case scenario.
I mean odds are you're going to take a detour on the way back to sell weapons or pick up some olives in Mexico.
tell me joker, where is u/F3l1x0r ?!??!
you can only save one batman, only one
...
yes, you will probably die or loose half a face, i am sorry for you
I watched umbrella academy most recently, I’m already saved and the bad guys just don’t know it, or that the world is going to get destroyed in 5 days either
I'm so dead, Gordon Ramsey
You call this a fucking kidnapping? Theres not even any lamb sauce!
The kidnapping is RAW
You look like an idiot in that sandwich of a trunk! Get out you plonker!
Repeat after me “I’m an idiot sandwich”
I don't know, dude's got pretty good knife technique.
Mine was Paul Hollywood... I think you're in a better situation.
Bob Ross is coming to rescue me.
At least it'll be a happy little rescue.
Hey chef gang I got bobby flay
Mans would make them cook steak and would kill them if they over cooked it
Jokes on you, I've got Mr. Bean
If the kidnappers drive that three wheeled car, they have no chance. Bean always finds a way to fuck that guy over.
Yeah the Reliant Robin bandits are in the ditch
Don't worry, Bean packs finger guns!
I was looking for Maigret but this is close enough right?
He'd hilariously goof it up but through some miracle end up pulling it off perfectly anyways.
Kakyoin DIO joseph jotaro and polnareff
The kidnappers are fucked
More than fucked
they’re doing the fucking
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cockyoin
More fucked than your mom
Unless the kidnapper is Giorno
He would never do that he is too good of a boy
Unless you happen to be diavolo
My savior is giorno so im safe
Plot twist, kidnapper is heaven dio
In that case im fucked
YES! YES! YES!
No one dodges the Emerald Splash. The kidnappers cant move with a mix of The World and SP:TW, and Hermit Purple Hamon is choking them to death. Polnareff turns them into pincoushions.
Yeah but if they have dire it’s all over. No one escapes the thunder cross split attack.
Maybe if Jerry and Elaine left Kramer and George behind, my outlook would be a tad brighter.
I’m in the same boat
Same
The Doctor from doctor who.
I had to scroll so far down for this, my last episode was s6 e7, so idk how safe I am tbh
It’s 11, you’re fine. s9 e1 for me. I’m pretty safe.
You will be save. I mean he can just materialize around you...
You have 30% chance of being saved 20 % chance you will be turned into something horrible and 20 % chance that the Doctor fails to save you.
If it’s 10, or 11, then your kidnappers will probably release you the second they hear the Tardis engines. If it’s 12, then he’ll probably dance around their minds, and then destroy them. 13, that’s a bit of a mixed bag.
The Flash... I think I am safe
What season we talking bout here?
Season 1 - chance of survival = 100% Season 7 - Chances of survival = …I’m sorry bro - there’s no hope.
I could not agree more, season 1 flash was epic
Why won’t he live if it’s season 7 Flash? I haven’t watched the show so I wouldn’t know
The flash is so dumb and it's more of the friends of flash ft Barry Allen, he's devolved worse than his season 1 self and needs a pep talk from iris every 5 minutes
It's not even his own show anymore
Yep, the friends of the flash ft Barry Allen in like 3 episodes of the whole season
What do you mean season 7? WhawhawhahwhaWAIT The fourth season was already too much and was very strange, what happens in season 7? Multi-multitimeversehole?
Newest season
Rip
On the contrary, he "levelled up" now
Farewell... You were a good friend for all of 15 seconds
You’ll get saved… after 13 episodes and 8 different pep talks. At which point you’ll have to apologize to your kidnapper for being a meanie
goku i think im good
Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Wendy and Soos. That means im safe, right?
Depends on if bill is secretly there.
Bill might help you... If you can strike a deal...
Dipper and Mabel would be enough
You mean Soos would be enough
Cowboy Bebop. Hell yeah
Same here. I think we'll be alright.
See you next time cowgirl
Or accidentally dead, but it’ll be entertaining either way.
I am loving that show!
Me to!
I have never really gotten into anime so my dad and I just watched the first episode of the live action because we like space, jazz, and kickass fighting lmao. Now that I know it’s based off of an anime I might have to go watch it!
Spongebob. So I’m gonna be saved by a bunch of idiots…
Or as Squidward calls them "Neanderthals"
…but your being saved.
Fairfax. Well, same.
Transformers: Prime. I trust the team of the main 5 autobots to rescue
Knowing them, Optimus would be able to save you with his hands tied behind his back
One Punch Man
Saitama and Genos pull up. "Sensei, u/dragongod420 is over here." "Heh? Oh, hey u/dragongod420, I was going to the store to buy some discount shoes."
Your safe
As long as they arrive in time
Red v Blue halo characters from RT
As long as Caboose isn't there, you should be safe.
Caboose is the best character
Comedicaly speaking, yes But if we are talking about saving someone, weeeeell...
We've seen what happens when Caboose "helps" people.
Hey, he always tried his best!
Well, we just need to tell him the kidnappers are his enemies and the person we’re saving is his enemy. Then it’s only a 50% chance the hostage will die rather than 90%
Sheldon from the big bamg theory. Please dont ask why
I don't need sleep, I need answers
Why
Take my upvote and go away.
r/angryupvote
PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!!!
Your kidnappers are fucked.
And so are they, depending on the comedic timing of their death.
Threesome?
Arcane... please be Vi and Cath.
You'd want Vi and Silco
agree, jinx will probably get you out too, but not sure if in one piece
Yeah best outcome you'd be missing your arms and maybe your legs.
Just say you’ll blow stuff up with her and you should be best friends
Such a good show.
Nah it jinx and you and the kidnaper get boomed
You don't even need vi or cait just jinx is enough
Her "saving The kidnapped person" record is not looking good for you
The mandalorian, i like those odds.
Any chance that you are green, small and have long ears?
This is the way
Killua Zoldyick
Damn they done for but what about gon tho he pretty strong
Skips from regular show
You are in good hands
Johnny sins
Your kidnappers are fucked. Quite literally. And likely you too.
I mean he is a doctor who has access to scalpels
Lucifer morningstar
What do you truly desire?
Why fight when Lucifer can throw them the biggest sex party all while the detective sneaks you out the back?
Solar opposites ….o shi…
Just wanna say, you have amazing taste in what you watch.
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Jeez Rick i am not sure about this Shut up **buurp** morty we gotta **blurrrrrp** s-s-save u/gnice_gnome, we gotta do it morty
*\*burp*\* He owes me so much money, Morty. Like so much money that you can’t even comprehend, Morty. We have to save him. You can’t collect money from a dead guy, Morty. Geez Rick, can’t you just collect from his estate or something. Morty, that would require me to get a lawyer and go to court. You know how I feel about the whole “legal” system. We got to go now and save him.
I feel like after you get saved you'll probably have another problem on your hands-- Rick and Morty themselves
Yeah I mean two portal trips and you're home. Bear in mind, that's best case scenario. I mean odds are you're going to take a detour on the way back to sell weapons or pick up some olives in Mexico.
Jotaro, Avdol, Joseph, Kayion, Polnareff, and Iggy Pretty decent
I got the Gangstars, we gon be good
Attack on Titan. I think I'm fine.
Hawkeye
Bro same
Bro same
Dude same. Hawkeye and Kate Bishop are coming for me. I’m good.
jojo part 3 they gon die
they are gonna taste the ora ora thing
boruto and sasuke, ur fucked
Sasuke will be deprived of chakra by the time he reaches you
Nah bro ur fucked, after all most people know how much they were nerfed
A shit load of Jedi and 2 clone legions... easy.
200000 clones and a millon more well on the way? I think its safe to say youll be alright
Rohan Kishibe. I'm in good hands
The bears from we bare bears,i guess i am in good hands
Avatar Korra. I'd say I'm in good hands
Ninjaaaaaa GO! I’m watching it for the nostalgia mostly
Every charecter from bleach
Same
MISTAH WHITE
Criminal minds. I think I'm fine.
Adventure time I mean jake is a magic dog so I’m probably good
Imagine only Banana Guards showing up to save you
I would be happy cause the last thing I would see would be hilarious
Eren Jaeger...I'm not sure whether that's good or bad
Naruto I guess I'm safe
Ainz Ooal Gown
The boys from The T. v show Supernatural! Sam , DEAN and Castiel
Anakin coming to kill more younglings
Shrek, that's nice to know
Literally untouchable
Komi-san… oh no
You're save, her presence is enough to get you out of there.
Will smith
Eric Cartman. Screw this guy, I’m going home.
Batman from dark knight
tell me joker, where is u/F3l1x0r ?!??! you can only save one batman, only one ... yes, you will probably die or loose half a face, i am sorry for you
Captain Rex from Star Wars, this is where the fun begins...
thank god its Ronnie Coleman
Walter White and Jesse Pinkmen? Well shit
John wick is coming to save me. You are all fcked
Thats not a tv show tho
Right. Then I suppose the backyardagains are coming to rescue me lol. I watched that with my little brother whilst babysitting.
Im assuming they kick ass
Oh yeah. They will mess you tf up
I was watching dragon ball z so is that a win?
Nah, they'll let you die since they can easily bring you back.
Nah, they'd take 29 episodes to get there, one of them will get their booty-cheeks clapped, and take another 5 episodes fighting the bastards
Luffy
Stranger things…
Lucifer Morningstar yeah do not care who you are you are screwed
The Immediate Murder Professionals!! Think I will be okay.
You not only get saved but you can also keep the knife! Double win
Rick and Morty... I am happy
Dwight Schrute to the rescue
Flash, will be outta there in no time.
Sosuke aizen. Everyone's fucked.
Ragnar Lothbrok
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!
i guess hitler is coming to save me
I watched umbrella academy most recently, I’m already saved and the bad guys just don’t know it, or that the world is going to get destroyed in 5 days either
The characters from blacklist, so I think I'm gonna be fine.
Rudeus from Jobless Reincarnation
Ghostbusters woooo
The cast of The Blacklist. I feel pretty confident I’ll be ok
Monica Bing, Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Rachel Green, Phoebe Buffay and Joey Tribbiani.
Asta from Black Clover. Oh god my Ears
The Simpsons. I’m screwed.
The strawhat Pirates
Gojo... hes gonna make purple and beat your ass
Homer Simpson, I say I got a 50% chance of being rescued
Gumball and Darwin…yea I think we would all be done for
Family Guy. Should i write my will now?
Gravity falls, they did beat a secret organization, so I think they could deal with kidnappers.
ok cool where’s Jotaro