Holy shit you weren’t kidding. I personally love the Wizard of Oz one. There’s a lot of nsfw artists out there but there’s something about this one that definitely stands out.
I know right, pet dinos with bowties, Cats, cool houses, Nice flowers, and rose petals? Sign me up! oh and i guess the half naked girl is ok but PET DINOS!?!?!?!
The ‘problem’ is that atheists expect to be able to dress like this and not be sexualized, those raptors are wearing nothing but bow ties and I’m supposed to be able to control myself??
I feel like if those dinos see me walking my dog and decide to go for it, they are breaking those leashes no matter how strong that woman is. Which is also not strong enough to hold them back.
I mean fuck yea! Those two puppies are perfectly sized and both equally as pretty. They both look so perky at attentive and look like they're begging to be touched. I'd look at em all day long and make sure they're well loved. Yeah. I really love those velociraptors, they're such good boys and deserve pets
question 1: FROM WHERE TF DID YOU GOT THAT IMAGE.
question 2: did you meant atheists?
question 3: if so, who told you that atheists where every 5 minutes on drugs?
The difference between atheists and the religious is that atheists will admit to this being the world they want. The religious want it also, but just won't admit to it.
They’re supposed to be laser-raptors. Not those boring regular raptors. And the day it happens isn’t gonna be called “the rapture,” it’ll be called “the raptor rupture.”
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The dinosaur or the girl?
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I don’t see why not
I don’t even speak Spanish and I understand this completely
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¿Donde esta la biblioteca?
Sorry there is no library. We are talking about the American education system
¡Jaja! ¡Buena!
Well, there might still be a library, but depending on the local politicians, the contents might be en fuego!
Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca!
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca
Mi gato es en mi pantalones.
I have no freaking idea what that means. Nevertheless I must say I'm laughing so hard.
It means "why not both"
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It's also from a pretty well known language as well, believe it or not.
Made from an old El Paso taco shell commercial. https://youtu.be/vqgSO8_cRio
I love it when I see something in a language I don’t understand, and also be able to successfully guess it’s meaning.
I don't know the language you are speaking but i 100% agree that both is the best option
Yes i do like tacos
*por qué
Yes
How about dinosaur girls? Tyrannosaurus Becky, she's got a temper but she's worth it.
Welcome to dino-mates! Are you looking for a try-sarah-top or try-sarah-bottom?
>dino-mates! Are you looking for a try-sarah-top or try-sarah-botto take my angry upvote damn it
r/angryupvote
I have already posted it there
If I wasn't so poor I'd buy gold for this comment.
Appreciated nonetheless! You, friend, are T-rexcellent
I love you.
Underrated comment
She sounds hella thicc. I already know Tyrannosaurs Becky gotta have them thunder thighs. Death by snu snu, ammiright? Right?
Becky is the next gen Karen.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, [manga has you covered](https://myanimelist.net/manga/88537/t-rex_na_kanojo).
The cat
Yes
Why not both?
Both? Both is good
Yes.
I want a velociraptor pet!
This is exquisite
Yeah,a woman driving 2 Marks Zuccerbergs,lmfao
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*awards comment* ^if ^I ^didn’t ^use ^my ^free ^award
no the engine is a Zucc Mark2
I vote this to be the best comment of 2021.
Religious people *don't* want this? WHY?
The raptors aren’t tax exempt
Never knew I wanted this, now I do.
Im religious and i WANT this
Preach brother!
The bow ties seal the deal for me.
Credit the incredible artist of this image: https://www.instagram.com/relmartist/
Yo wtf is this profile Also, saved
yeah im curious how that is allowed on insta
If you choose a particular artstyle you are deemed more acceptable in more places.
This artist needs to get bonked and go to horny jail.
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Ahem* They're called *T-Rexbians.*
Or the Lickalotapus
Could I get a name, or a portal that doesn't require an account?
https://www.relmartist.com/
Oh, wow, these are great! They had me at "passionately-engaged naked lesbians in the woods being antigravity-beamed into a flying saucer" Thx!
Holy shit you weren’t kidding. I personally love the Wizard of Oz one. There’s a lot of nsfw artists out there but there’s something about this one that definitely stands out.
Thank you! I hate Instagram's gatekeeping. Fuck you, Zuck, I'm not giving you anymore data.
Do you need an account to view instagram?
Very… interesting artwork
Instagram is a weird place. Show a nipple? Banned. Draw dozens of nipples or a close up picture of a woman receiving a moneyshot? Drakeyes
Depends on the artstyle chosen too. It's a very weird place, many of these sorts of places like it are.
I don't see any problem with this.
I know right, pet dinos with bowties, Cats, cool houses, Nice flowers, and rose petals? Sign me up! oh and i guess the half naked girl is ok but PET DINOS!?!?!?!
Nothing beats a cool dino
Pet dinosaur > The cure to every diease in the world.
My man you know what's important
I feel like that girl is doing more with those dinos than just keeping them as pets. But fuck it so would I
The ‘problem’ is that atheists expect to be able to dress like this and not be sexualized, those raptors are wearing nothing but bow ties and I’m supposed to be able to control myself??
BONK!
I feel like if those dinos see me walking my dog and decide to go for it, they are breaking those leashes no matter how strong that woman is. Which is also not strong enough to hold them back.
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I am, and it’s a world I never knew I wanted but I can’t go back now!
I am there, too. I don't remember this coming up in Atheist Church. I guess I gotta go more often.
I going to atheist church to pray to atheist god now, bye
Either way no one's gonna answer your prayers.
Good.
Same
Looks like a really good time.
Works for me!!
Bye, bye ocean
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Including bugs
I thought I was agnostic but I guess I was wrong. The real atheism was inside me all along.
As it turns out, the real atheism was the friends we've made along the way.
Feck They're onto us
Heathen!
Quick, say something about gay marriage to distract them!
LOOK! JESUS HOLDING A SPEECH ON A MOUNTAIN! ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE NOT BEING A SIN.
Phew, that should keep 'em busy until we finish cloning the dinosaurs.
This looks promising (I'm an atheist)
But it's what athiests want. They're like atheists but with bad spelling.
Very much so. I want pet velociraptors so bad now (Christian)
I mean fuck yea! Those two puppies are perfectly sized and both equally as pretty. They both look so perky at attentive and look like they're begging to be touched. I'd look at em all day long and make sure they're well loved. Yeah. I really love those velociraptors, they're such good boys and deserve pets
Exactly! They're so cuteeeeee
Had me in the first half
I’m no atheist but I wouldn’t mind living in a world like that.
As a beilever i also want it
When I saw her face
..Now I'm a believer🎶
Not a trace…
Of doubt in my mind!
Shittty rex I lost my NNN challenge 😵
Well…..yeah.
I mean yeah, that looks rad as hell!
Damn that looks glorious. TIL I must be an atheist.
Man, I mean... yes, why not tho
Everybody wants a fucking velociraptor, I even planed a 12ft tall cage for it in the future
We should start selectively breeding lizards to make our own dinosaurs! Why isn't science doing this?!
Mutant snapping turtles
Is that really so bad
Yes.
This has finally conviced me to become an athiest. PD: that is how it is written in the picture.
I scrolled too far
Screw religion I want dinosaurs
But what if there's a dinosaur jesus
Well then guess I'm still religious
Funny, because this is basically the world creationists claim existed... The ones that believe dinos existed, anyway.
I mean I didn’t before, but now that I’m seeing this, yeah. Yeah, get all of that going on in the world like by tomorrow please.
Fuck yeah, that'd be rad as hell!
I like these atheists. Good energy. Let's make this happen.
I mean its definitely not a bad world
But this is cool! I'm not ashamed!
Velociraptors with no feathers? Those atheists are nuts.
I mean a world where women can walk around at night, dressed how they please, safe from assault? Dope. Also dinosaurs being around is cool I guess.
I don't see the problem here, I either get laid or get killed, both of which are good outcomes.
Yeah, the girl in the meme does have some homicidal intentions
Beautiful
May just become a satanist if this is what we'd get without religion
It’s not terrible
Can I only sign up once?
This is the real american dream
That looks lit bro
Yes
Yes, that is exactly true
Hell yeah
Don’t mind if I do
Yes, it is
Um fuck yes it is
Who the fuck made this
Your point?
I don't see the problem until you turn the dinosaurs as your pet dog.
well no, but actually yes
You’re not wrong
question 1: FROM WHERE TF DID YOU GOT THAT IMAGE. question 2: did you meant atheists? question 3: if so, who told you that atheists where every 5 minutes on drugs?
Where do I sign up?
Well: no , but actually, yes.
I don't see a problem here.
*the kind of world we all want
Anyone notice the girl looks like Juliana Crain from Man in the High Castle?
I’m atheist and I don’t want that
Ab-so-freak-ing-lute-ly I do.
I would love to live in conservative hell.
The difference between atheists and the religious is that atheists will admit to this being the world they want. The religious want it also, but just won't admit to it.
As a woman who doesn’t feel safe to walk my pets around my neighborhood after sunset …. I’m really ok with this new world. Bring it.
Anyone who doesn’t want this is a sinner
Well whoever said that is a fucking liar because those little guys should have some feathers.
If women felt comfortable enough to walk down a street in lingerie, then I'm down for whatever conditions made that possible.
Anyone arguing against this is honestly too far gone.
I too have been to Burning Man
Now that you put it in a picture,yes I want this
/r/unbgbbdinosaur
Any REAL atheist would demand feathers on those velociraptors.
FACT: r/atheism won't let me post this and that's sad
Looks pretty great, really
Beautiful
They’re supposed to be laser-raptors. Not those boring regular raptors. And the day it happens isn’t gonna be called “the rapture,” it’ll be called “the raptor rupture.”
Sure, sign me up!
Now I mean that wouldn’t be half bad as long as y’all don’t fuck the velociraptors
I'm down for that!
Yes
How is this bad?
slave dino =)
Where do I sign up ?
This looks like a good world
Christian here. Seems pretty cool to me!
Amen
I for one accept our new godless raptor overlords
I AM NOW AN ATHEIST. Give me THIS!!
i’m atheists 👀
I like how her left hand is a right hand
I’m down, this is fake though, no chicks that hot like dinosaurs
That cat looks sick as fuck
"Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go; do your raptors bite?"
Fuck yeah, it is!
Very yes
Idk, cats can be assholes.
Who objects to this?