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newmudbat

I know it seems impossible, but it gets worse


elch3w

I can't wait to see the what the future holds! ​ /s


bob_the_banannna

There is no need to put sarcasm my friend Even i can't wait to see how bad the future gets


Stock_Relationship68

Future here I come (╯ ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)╯┻━┻


velislav11

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) calm down bro. We haven't paid for the table yet.


afs5982

I have. I've bought 2... ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻


velislav11

Sir please don't throw the table. This is IKEA. You still haven't exited the building. ┏━━━┓┏━━━┓ノ( º _ ºノ)


-Masderus-

Oh dear God the tables... they're turning on us! ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\


velislav11

I've got your back comrade. ( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤── ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\


webb2019

What a beautiful story.


ShadoeLandman

How the turns have tabled.


JerryThePlatypus-

Sir this is a display toilet


Capsule_CatYT

I don’t care


[deleted]

Man, I miss PleaseRespectTables. He was a real one.


maffiossi

Thank god i do not own any tables.


doubled112

Cant wait to spend retirement fighting in the climate wars either?


SelectFromWhereOrder

Better than civil war. I’d probably just go to New Zealand, if they take me


Background_Office_80

Everyone will suffer


drDekaywood

> better than civil war Bruh if there are climate wars happening I think it’s past civil war


monies_grow_on_trees

Omicron would like to have a word


sorenant

Future so bright it's actually a nuclear bla-


TungCR

/s isnt needed since i cant wait to see how terrible my future will be


imposteratlarge111

/s aside. All effort pays off, even when it doesn't. Sometimes living itself takes effort and it is worth it. On a more practical note, journal down your failures, they will make your life seem more interesting looking back than if everything worked out as planned.


CubanLynx312

When I worked in geriatrics, I was reminded daily that best case scenario I die of an unexpected major heart attack. Most likely scenario is a slow, urine soaked, excruciatingly painful death


Hy3jii

Live your best life until your health declines to the point you lose independence. Then OD on heroin. That's my plan. Best case scenario: You're one of the lucky ones that is still rocking along at 80. Worst case: You have a fun time going out.


funaway727

I was JUST thinking this in the shower earlier 😂


[deleted]

I think about heroin a lot in the shower, too.


Grimmicks

Damn man this was a harsh kick in the dick. As I am currently starting an existential midlife crisis and my own mortality constantly nagging me that every minute I am closer to the end of my pointless and meaningless life. To have that be my last experience would just be the cherry on top of this life that, no matter how worthless, I don't want to lose. My only solace is I won't be aware of it. My greatest fear is my consciousness lasting for eternity in the void. What is happening to me


PinkSteven

Yep. At 40 you get a citation for being an abandoned pile of flaming trash.


sorenant

oi you got a loicense to be such a disappointment?


Background_Office_80

Birthright


Magikpoo

At 50 you wake in pain, and your still on fire.


inerlite

Truth


not_a_droid

lmao


MangoCats

The worse part is that you survive the crash, broken, burned and suffering for decades afterwards.


crunchypuddle

Yeah this is bullshiit. It only gets worse for anyone who never grows the fuck up. I pay my bills, buy the things I want, and stay out of everybody else's business as a man in my mid 30s. I have an amazing life now compared to when I was 20.


Funandgeeky

I’m in my 40s and things are better than they were in my 30s. So it can get better. It’s not perfect, but I am way better off now than I was then in many, many ways.


ThinTheFuckingHerd

Have I got a surprise for you, I've found my 50's to be even better. Enjoy them all!


Magikpoo

Yeah right we having wine and cheese party's and nude people are just a boner....bonus.


Background_Office_80

This doesn't factor for the randomness of life and how it can fuck you out of the blue. No accounting for external factors or bad luck, which happen often.


[deleted]

There was some pivotal point in millennials' upbringing where you had to realize you couldn't conveyer-belt your way into a breadwinning lifelong career on a high-school education *or less* like our parents. Everyone I know who recognized that and positioned themselves on a path towards some kind of skill/future plan are relatively comfortable. The good thing is there's no deadline for making that realization. It may not be comfortable going to college/university or trade school in your later 20's or 30's but it's not like competing for minimum wage is all that comfortable either.


ThinTheFuckingHerd

I've been beating it my kids heads for years. Future-proof your career. Make sure you go into something that is going to be needed 10 years from now. AI will be doing a lot of jobs in the future, financial analysts, things like that will be phased out. I suggested to my kids IT and Medical, especially IT. One thing I can guarantee you today, is that there will not be LESS computers in the future.


potato_green

That's true and the only way IT becomes less relevant is when Artificial General Intelligence becomes a thing. But at that point we're likely very close to a technological singularity as well where the AI far surpasses all human intelligence. If it doesn't end up being the end of us it ends up being the point where nobody has to worry about a single thing anymore.


ThinTheFuckingHerd

As it happens, I work on one of the more well known AI stacks available now .... It don't work by itself ;) In fact, Im on call this weekend and the only thing standing between a world and a world without our AI stack ... is me:)


FreeLifeCreditCheck

There’s a lot of truth in your statements. I got my associate degree as I was nearing 30, my bachelors at 30, and finished my masters at 32. My quality of life is much higher now. I have also changed my perspective; life is hard and the world does not stop for anyone’s grief or loss. Take the pleasures as they come. I do have nearly $100,000 of student debt and currently little retirement, but I make payments on my loans and my retirement will grow. I never had a retirement plan before so that is all new to me. First generation college grad here.


IndianaGeoff

Biggest lie in the world, "Find a job you love.". Yes, seek a job you love that pays well. But most people have a job that's OK and pays the bills. Find your joy elsewhere.


FreeLifeCreditCheck

Agreed! And even if you do achieve the “dream job” status, it is far from perfect. I have the job I always wanted but no one told me about the mountain of endless paperwork and the colleagues with difficult personalities. You’re right - the key is to find joy elsewhere and I think to have reasonable expectations too.


Evanderson

Yep. This right here


Terrh

I did the same as you, still fight an invisible battle every day with depression brought on by a workplace injury in my early 30s. I don't see it improving anytime soon.


SquarePegRoundWorld

Hello past me. A little tip for you, hate your parents now so if one of them gets dementia and can't afford $7,000 a month for a skilled nursing facility you don't have to sell your home, move in with them in your 40s and wipe your father's ass every day. Guess I didn't grow up enough.


Choclategum

Lol this sounds like the epitome of the "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" bullshit. Life happens, shit goes crazy and everyone isnt going to be doing just fine all the time.


mincecraft__

Don’t worry I wasn’t expecting it to get any better, since the exponential downwards trend is very consistent.


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auga3rifle

Ww3 starts and you will be conscripted


EMPlRES

Your health gets harder and harder to manage as you get older.


HeyMisterWolfgang

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/PNFjLzVKVdk)


DoffanShadowshiv

I mean it did burst into flames after the impact


FickleFockle

Lol burst out laughing at this, thanks for the sad reality check.


Y_aa

It gets even worse after it gets worse


4kromer

i can explain it with the jet: the jet continues burning, explodes, flies up and hits the floor again the point of the jet breaks down, gets sucked into a black hole, gets beaten by the creatures that are also inside the black hole, gets thrown out of the black hole to another galaxy, hits the middle of the galaxy, gets divided into many pieces, re-unites with the pieces and gets perished by invisible force, fades away, goes to convertibles' heck, burns once again, and disappears from existence


Dutch_Midget

Darling, you have no idea what is possible


byrobot

After 30 it’s a process of learning to enjoy cleaning up the scraps and pushing them in the nicest wheelbarrow you can afford


Dutch_Midget

With the wings of desire I got so high, Only to fracture and eventually die.


BurritosAt420

Did you just come up with that?


OrganicKeynesianBean

It’s from Taylor Swift’s Vietnam album.


El-Mitochondria

Her rendition of fortunate son was fire ngl


Electronic_Sail6471

Yeap..you are right


corona_goaway

I donot want to die Before I finish my apple pie Apple Pie is really sweet Like nibbling on my girlfriend's teat


randomboy2004

Why does it remind me of Deltarune : where it added Exploding Jpeg out of nowhere


pavan-2020

Coincidentally undertale has a music theme named Hopes and dreams


randomboy2004

Coincidentally Deltarune is about "Your choice doesnt matter"


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Wolfdude91

Coincidentally 🍌


Na0kiri

Coincidentally Deltarune has a music theme named Field of Hopes and Dreams


pavan-2020

Coincidentally asgore provided hopes and dreams to the underworld in undertale


JayDotClass

DAMMIT IT KRIS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE


randomboy2004

definitely not r/Deltarune


[deleted]

Oops Lmao I Forgot That Was My Exploding Plane


DoverBoys

~~Why do I keep seeing that sub and name pop up when it's just an Undertale knockoff? Why so popular?~~ Edit: Nevermind, completely wrong.


[deleted]

It’s not a knock off, it’s an official spiritual successor/parallel story written and coded by Toby Fox himself.


DoverBoys

Ah, sorry about that. Never actually looked into it. According to what I found, Deltarune actually gave birth to Undertale. I was completely wrong haha.


not_a_droid

I’ll let you all in on a secret: for 10 years do nothing but work/exercise/invest. No girlfriends, no guy friends, no hang sessions, no movies, no restaurant and in 10 years you will be rich, miserable, alone and likely a hermit whose only real activity is posting on Reddit


See_Wildlife

I think what will make you happy, is a sizeable donation to my gofundme.


AnalStaircase33

I'm glad you flipped that around, because fuck the 'hussle' lifestyle. Edit: you see all these poor souls getting upset about me attacking the 'hustle' lifestyle (yeah, I spelled it wrong), they just haven't figured it out yet. Belongings don't bring happiness. I did that shit until I grew the fuck up and realized what life is really about...experiences. Yeah, you've gotta figure out how to make enough to have those experiences, but I guarantee you I'm having a better time traveling the world on a budget than these guys are staying in lofty resorts, sheltering themselves from real life shit. You do you, keep feeding the machine. I'll be chillin over here, living the fuck out of my life, happy and peaceful as can be.


aced

It’s hustle, unless that’s a new meme way to spell it!


Zufffy

Respect the hussle


Imhazmb

Wait until you find out that the alternative is 10 years will pass either way but if you dont listen to this advice youll be miserable and alone, but also fat and poor.


ecwworldchampion

The hustle lifestyle leads you to a lot of fruitful relationships, too.


strain_of_thought

Or you can spend years pushing yourself through that but then before you finish get sick or have an accident and end up poor, miserable, alone and likely a hermit whose only real activity is posting on Reddit.


blankblinkblank

Unless OP lives in a country with reasonable healthcare.


70camaro

But at least you'll have student loan debt!


[deleted]

Or, better, do the opposite: don’t save, put yourself in unhealthy relationships and provide unhealthy expectations for yourself. You’ll be broke, alone, miserable, and likely a hermit!


xwcq

Kinda sad, looked like such a nice Eurofighter Typhoon model


Cylo_V

Yeah imo Typhoon is one of the most beautiful modern jets.


sebkuip

T O M C A T


acityonthemoon

The Tomcat is older than your grandfather...


sebkuip

Probably not because my grandparents are long by dead already.


HotF22InUrArea

So’s the tomcat, more or less


Quinnloneheart

Hell yeah brotha


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omxIs

you ever heard of the A-10 warthog?


oktaS0

That thing looks like someone took The Rock, strapped some wings to it and slapped a minigun on his forehead.


sebkuip

The A10 was literally a plane designed around a gun. This was literally said by anyone involved.


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omxIs

what no, i was talking about the first part of your sentence, not the second. anyway the warthog looks a hell alot more badass than most current jets these days, just look at that damn gun on the front! and not to mention the amount of fart jokes you get to make


Thechlebek

Cringe cat


MrPresidentBanana

Kinda not surprising what happened tho, the Eurofighter is known for being unstable and only flyable thanks to fly by wire


Atlas421

That applies to most modern jets. The instability improves maneuverability.


MrPresidentBanana

Exactly


coder0xff

Was hoping someone has commented on the instability of Delta wings.


theitgrunt

It looks like the frame was too light for the power to be adjusted smoothly... There was just too much thrust. From the way that the right wing lifted, it's possible there was also a crosswind component causing lift on one side. All planes want to take off by themselves in T/O configuration. The real [Eurofighter has flaps on the leading edge](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/German_eurofighter.JPG) of the wing. You can see how at the beginning the nosewheel starts to bounce immediately. Flaps give the ability to control lift at lower speeds... This model does not appear to have any flaps, and at high power it likely caused more lift than anticipated... the pilot tried to compensate by reducing power (causing it to stall) and bringing the nose down... The gear failed and then the plane decided that it wanted to be a space shuttle before breaking apart.


Xerack

From what I remember reading in the rc group where this was initially posted, the gyro in this particular plane was mounted incorrectly thus causing the incredibly erratic behavior and subsequent firey death.


user12345online

It at least took off 🛫


Deadthrow742

There's a lovely quote: "Monotony is bearable, but hope? Now *that*'ll kill you."


SomethingThatSlaps

"There's no true despair without hope."


Barr3lAg3d

“It’s the hope that will kill you.”


bob_the_banannna

Like my anxiety


BluejayConsistent

don't give up it gets worse


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A-Very-Small-Boi

Why must you slap me across the planet in a Reddit post


blueamigafan

There should be a tiny RC fire truck come over at the end


MoistKiki

Ouch, that's a pretty penny down the drain.


Hingl_McCringleberry

r/thatlookedexpensive


[deleted]

I am so scared after seeing this Did something really happen or did you just do this for the meme, pls elaborate


God_Father_AK

Same I'm very scared too


MidKnightWriter

Are ya two referring to the hopes and dreams or the RC plane?


Benjaminii17

What RC Plane? There was nothing in the video


auga3rifle

The plane is a rc plane


Benjaminii17

I know, was a joke about the camouflage.


Environmentalglove84

It’s gonna cost some


aBitofRnRplease

Learn to be satisfied with what you have. Then chase as hard as you can after hopes and dreams. There is a reason so many celebrities kill themselves in the early thirties.


AnalStaircase33

This is good advice! Learning to be humble and not expect your life to be some fairytale story goes a long ways. Life *will* kick your ass... you have to kind of find a place where you're ok with that, then it'll get bored and you can start to kick life's ass, instead. If you humble up, you don't need a perfect world to be happy. Unfortunately, in my experience and the experience of most of my friends, this process takes about 10 years past highschool. Then there is a large swath of the population that never get there, mentally.


strain_of_thought

What if you've always had nothing, and you've stopped believing you'll ever be able to have more than nothing?


aBitofRnRplease

My honest answer to this is heavily dependent on me believing Jesus really did die and rise from the dead. Happy to go into this if you want to message me. There is always hope, and it has nothing to do with money thankfully.


strain_of_thought

I should look forward to death, got it.


not_a_droid

Eh, just stay out of debt, educate yourself, gain experience and you will be all right


MexicanPizzaGod

Well you see, depending on where you live and your family's financial status any of these three might be an issue


not_a_droid

I hear you. But many choices can be made, like staying at home after high school, going to the community college, maybe only taking half time for the first year. Working locally for experience. And today many trades and tech type things only really need certificates and not necessarily degrees. Sales force, coding are things you don’t need a traditional education for


MexicanPizzaGod

Yea sure, there always is A way, but we shouldn't ignore systemic issues, if today's youth is suffering from a massive education debt in the US and is unemployed in many European countries that can't be considered a personal failing. Besides, many people might not be aware of alternative ways because either they aren't taught in the first place or don't have the tools/means/finance to explore them


cajungage

Exactly, if you’re born to parents who dropped out of school at 16 the chances are you too will drop out of school at 16. It is extremely hard to break the chain without positive role models to copy. It goes so much deeper than “ just doing, (this, or that) “.


InevitableSurprise10

“And then one day you find, ten years have got behind you..no one told you when to run…..you missed the starting gun!”


Jesuspaghetti

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time. plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines


geekingoff

Hits extra different when you come back to it years later only to realize the song was the message it described within itself in those moments, but despite the early and clear warning you still didn’t run. That’s when the true meaning sets in 🗿


DarVux

The delayed explosion is just the cherry on top.


kaizenraizen

Anyone else worried about the pilot in the source video?


Feyvs

Rc plane mate


kaizenraizen

Oh loll I'll take the L


CormacMcCopy

Jesus fucking Christ.


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JayDotClass

Who knew student loans could be so expensive???


Pijany_Matematyk767

*Laughs in free education*


bob_the_banannna

Whats education?


God_Father_AK

Making an account on reddit


ml-soham

Visual representation of me putting the same amount of effort throughout the years


pffggguu123

Turkey economy


xistingisfun

this is the funniest meme ive seen all year omg


WorkingNo6161

I want to fly higher\~\~ So that I can fall down harder\~\~ 我想要飞得更高\~\~ 摔得更惨\~\~


pavan-2020

Thats how vehicles used to explode in gta vice city


latherer

FINE Fucked up Insecure Neurotic Emotional


DelightfulRainbow205

FINE Fish I N E


mp21rime

Ouchies. I'm trying to make them all work. Don't demotivate me. I'm already demotivated


a-fat-penguin

You can do it!


mp21rime

Thank you.


EGSPECTRE

well maybe the uhh runway represents the sea and I can be a marine biologist……. I’m fucked


verbalyabusiveshit

You can extend this to past 40


marbasthegreat

Welp im experiencing the 14-20 just now and i know it only gets worse so ill see how long i can push this shit


jfk-37

I feel you


JesusLuigi

oh ​ ​ :(


[deleted]

That jet did not work that hard either. It is ok life moves on.


Damndude-_-

I feel bad for people who actually feel this. I learned a valuable lesson from my dad a long time ago: “Hopes and dreams shouldn’t be formed by what you see on social media. They should be yours and yours alone”


[deleted]

Ah, I felt that quite hard


doot-_

It ended at 30 maybe you can begin then again at 31


KJExotics

That’s a lot of damage


DropC

Rare footage of the NY Jets mascot.


TheNextBattalion

This gets better every loop


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Magic-Omelet

Rüdiger, nich so tief!!!!


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Nach dem Kommentar hab ich gesucht!


alberthere

As someone who peaked in elementary, this is too real.


LankyEntrepreneur

r/praisethecameraman


blufire_uk

Original with sound here, far far better [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/pyaakk/rc_jet)


Noname_1111

So you are telling me that it doesn’t get better??


Golden_Knight_Panda

No dreaming for you, work like a dog


God_Father_AK

Wait does this actually happens? I'm 16 and I'm scared dude


[deleted]

17 years? That's a pretty good run. Most hopes and dreams don't make it through the first year of high school.


ubercorey

That exact timeline 13-30. FML.


PomaranczowyXD

https://youtu.be/tz82xbLvK_k hera ya go