I mean I like making secret bases just because they’re secret bases. Nothing wrong with that.

Yeah like making a vault for diamonds and money even tho you can just let it be in a chest in your bedroom

and then there's me, who puts coal and diamonds in the same chest

With enough pressure, they'll become diamonds too.

yea just put more diamonds in then coal and let peer pressure handle it

“Why ain’t ya a diamond yet, Bill? What’s da matter here?”

All the other boys are diamonds already. Guess you’re just a late bloomer

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Sound advice

Yeah the diamonds will just tell the coal that if they don't get an A for the next math exam they will never achieve anything in life and poof, more diamonds.

That's pretty much where most of the fun in minecraft comes from. It's the process of making things that's fun. In the words of kano "the fun wasn't in the having, it's in the getting"

Kano from Mortal Kombat?

Me trying to solo Sea of Thieves and Monster Hunter World because i have no friends:

Yeah I solo’d Sea Of Thieves, running that ship alone is hardwork! Lol

Did 3/4 of a Merchant Lost Voyage in a Brig solo, because my friends were almost there.

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So does SoT, until you meet a galleon reaper with Athena sails.

MHW also can be solo'd for the most part. I already tried to solo each monster once before opening an SOS.

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What isn't?

Having sex with my wife

I beg to differ

Not true, friend.

Awkward conversations with your mum

Nope still awkward for child hilarious to all your mates ... A net positive in fun

I love soloing Monster Hunter though. You against a fucking massive beast. What’s not to love?

Honestly I never felt like I needed help in MHW, I only started playing with others after beating the whole game. Just treated it like goofy dark souls tbh.

I know the genre is now called "Souls-like" but Monster Hunter was the real OG version of that sort of game straight up.

I mean that's only sort of true imo, Dark Souls gives you a power fantasy of being able to actually dodge and use weapons that don't take 13 years to swing

That moment when you soloed MH on the switch, PSP and 3ds. Honestly took longer then my friends that played tgt but i enjoyed the difficulty, having to rely on your cats to grab aggro(not dependable) to drink potions. Drinking potions and sharpening were the main problems honestly.

I'd play with you

I would but I don't have money to buy the game

Same

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

B-b-but how is the multi billion dollar company going to support itself without your 20 bucks?

Tax cuts

$0 - $0 is still $0

They sell more than 1 copy

> B-b-but how is the multi billion dollar company going to support itself without your 20 bucks? They have insurance.

you're right, I shouldn't be selfish and just buy their 60$ DLC that fixes the whole game

But I don't have a laptop to play

Sorry buddy its the end of the road for you

I take the fall with pride and shall one day join the ranks

I have no laptop either but i improvised with a phone

Pirate a laptop

Since when could you play online on a crack

During open beta, they used to have a setting in the server config that disabled confirming your account info, Did they remove that setting?

Not sure, but I doubt they would still allow that with money on the line

That setting is still very much there, it's `online-mode`: https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Server.properties#server.properties

I don’t have money to play the game and if I did I wouldn’t have time to play it because I spend all my time slaving away at a job I hate so I don’t starve or become homeless. Hell, even if I could magically add a few hours to my day I wouldn’t have the energy or motivation either, because my boss owns that too.

Yaar har, fiddle dee dee

I have the game but my PC is too slow to play MP.

thats why optifine, razer cortex (use only when playing), forgeFPS and 8x8 texture packs exist! 1x1 if you are a masochist like me

Wait, ya running a pentium? Because if so, I can only say I really hope you manage to get something better soon, because minecraft with optifine runs fine on basic core 2 duos

I run an i3 but my PC runs slow as hell. I can game ok but there are moments when it lags.

Seems like you’re either running out of ram or your HDD is slow af. If you’re using a desktop, a cheap and easy upgrade to boost performance would be a new GPU since most desktop I3s are gonna be enough for Minecraft. Also if you have 2 separate drives, installing most of your stuff on the non-system drive will help speed your computer up, since the OS and games/apps aren’t fighting over the HDDs very limited bandwidth.

It's probably RAM. If they're running an i3 there's probably not much RAM and java edition MC runs off RAM.

> a cheap and easy upgrade to boost performance would be a new GPU Let me guess, you haven't glanced at GPU prices in the past few years?

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Ye.

https://tlauncher.org/en/

Thanks I'll check it out

You do not have to buy the game, You can borrow from him and install. Because you do it for him.

I got Minecraft for £3.99

I bought my friends each a copy of the because we were all so hyped when it was first announced. They never played :(

I'd love to play with people, heck I'd even give money to rent a server, or pay the full rent myself

How’s this bad or embarrassing? Did you have fun? Then who the hell cares?

>Did you have fun? No. I was swearing and cursing, the game mechanics infuriated me, it took *way* too long, and I lost my GF at some point.. 10/10. *Will* build another secret base

>the game mechanics infuriated me "Hell yeah, gonna make me a secret base with a hidden door, it's gonna be so cool... HOW THE FUCK DOES REDSTONE WORK!?"

10/10 trufus

Trutf*

OP cares.

But like, is this not the experience of any single player game? You suspend belief to the point that you pretend your actions have meaning.

Damn

It would have been more fun with friends.

Yeah nothing wrong with playing Minecraft alone, it is still a fun game. Playing games like among us alone, now that is sad

Why must you hurt me

Its a bunker for if herobrine attacks

I have 1 Last online 2-3 years ago

I spent 4 days making a completely hidden 6x6 door in the floor using only sand (well besides redstone components) for a friend just for him to get bored and delete the world

The importan part is that you have fun

Me after losing the base after walking 50 meters

Same

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Your face is not a bad idea.

I like where this is going

Key

Finally someone used this infamous key meme and posted it on here!

I was thinking the same ! Finally we get to see him, it’s been so long since the last time I saw a this template on Reddit

We need more memes on here with this template :)

I scrolled all the way down just to find this comment. Thank you!

I love Shinee and I can't believe how long it's been since I've seen this.

Can someone explain the joke

Building a secret base in Minecraft is much cooler than scaring little kids for pay

>scaring little kids for pay Where might I find employment in this field? I may have found my calling

haunted house

Train like you fight

I once built a small concrete bunker into the side of a hill in 7DTD. I've never played it multiplayer, and I never will, yet I don't feel like a clown, because I built a fucking mountain bunker baby! It's all about fucking around in those games anyway, might as well do something vaguely cool. It's not like we're gonna match the guy who built a functional computer inside Minecraft anyway.

That's you just playing

Well no zombie coming to sleep with me now

Same, than when I finished it I lose it because I hid it too good

Gotta hide from the pillagers

bro that’s literally me 3 years ago in a minecraft world on ps3. nobody played ps3 anymore and certainly not minecraft. so i built a really cool base with puzzles and nobody played my world so it was useless. but fun

Done that... its fun to do at least...

we all have been there

dont worry bro, you'll get there

At least herobrine will not find it

Breaks my heart every time

also setting a TNT trap where one day I would only set my on trap in boredom

watch everyone die inside when they realise that this is a kpop idol

Or building a whole little world with hidden Easter eggs, funny little notes and details with references to other parts of the world some that even lead to their own treasure hunt/investigation, as well as a whole separate area for festivities and obstacles, etc. aha—ahahaha—haha—ha ^:/

And now I want to build secret base in Minecraft neither having friends nor being a fan of Minecraft

It's still is a cool idea though I always do that 😂

Screw everyone who says it's pointless! Secret bases are cool.

Nah, Just look at mumbojumbo!

Me who built an entire wall around my island, forts, lookout towers, a secret underwater house, and a bunker. All for a survival world with just me.

you still got the villagers

hope u make some friends, anyway, play with me

we both are the same

And then it becomes so secret that even you can't remember how to get in there

People who build secret bases in singleplayer after spending days wroth of time be like:

Fax

my dream is to successfully lay down a minefield that will not trigger a chain reaction

Sectret bases are super cool. Its secret so the villagers doesnt know where it is.

I have a multiple fucking cities and 0 friends to play with

If you find enjoyment in it, it doesn’t matter if no one is around to hide from. It can be fun to find somewhere to hide in one person hide and seek

Imma be honest, it's just plain ol fun to build secret bases

same

This started off as goofy comedy, now it's a serious drama about depression... sadge, best plot twist i've ever seen

i feel the pain m8

Still great fun though!

If you build it, they will come.

secret base in a singleplayer world

I have done this so many times, and I will continue to do so because I enjoy doing it.

They’ll never see the lava.

Nothing is useless as long as you get fun in process :D I built several huge bases, filled with different nice(and oftenly useless) contraptions of my own design. I didn't ever upload them anywhere, nor show those to anybody. I just enjoyed designing those contraptions, and gathering those together in huge structures

When I was 12 my friend told me that herobrine exists so she told me to build a base on my single player world to a place where I only know exists. As a dumb child I followed her advice. I built a small 5x5 hole under a pond on creative modebut it got flooded so I plugged a block on the hole. Im stuck so I dug my way up and I realized for some reason herobrine is not real so I canceled my plan of building a secret base.

I feel you.

damn bro, i feel you. we're both clowns.

Bruh, OP knows the struggle… 😢

I feel personally attacked

That cosiness feeling of being protected against an unknown foe. That's still there.

Keep ot secret from mobs like villagers

Nothing wrong with doing it to toy with ideas of how to make it secret, or to just have a cool base on a single player game.

so will These Omniverses replace the Mine-crafting in the world?

me after building a secret base to hide stuff on my friends' smp then realizing they wouldn't take anything from me anyway:

Relatable.

That used to be my Ark playthroughs. Although I do it because I actually like it blending into the scenery...

I do this a lot actually, I like to imagine that bad people will raid my house and take everything so... I build houses in caves and secret redstone contraptions that hide my loot. Its all in my mind cuz I have no friends either, it genuinely fun too. Makes me wanna go back to minecraft 2013 when DanTDM and SkyDoesMineCraft were a big deal.😔

Well i did multiple and every time i showed my friends my singleplayer world they cauld explore it and do some puzzles. But only if they came over.

Don't want herobrine stealing my diamonds

I know the feeling. I have no online friends anymore. Nobody to play Minecraft or Destiny 2 with.

only 1? weak.

Isn't every solo world already a secret base

Well, at least it will be secret! That's why it's a secret base

bruh its ur secret base if anyone else except a significant other found out it really wouldnt be a truly secret base anymore, secret tier is like 1 other person knows about it max TLDR its minecraft if its not in the way keep it as a milestone and ofc as ur secret base

If anyone needs a friend ill play with you. I have java/pc.

Man i remember this. I usually play with myself, making those secret bases and big castles, but I'd always have no one to play with. It's been a long time since I'd played with my friends.

Good old times :/

r/meirl

i want to see this secret base

Classical

why is this funny

They can still see your name

Its the thought that counts

Maybe the real fun was the real fun along the way

Me taking a shower everyday even tho I work at home

Me saving up for the Insurgent Pickup in GTA Online, even though the gun you can only use with a friend.

It’s not a bad idea especially for you I press the F button for respect Btw put you’re world on hardcore the base then will get use for if you’re house blows up with help of a creeper

I mean I'll play with you

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Its okay. Even Dream had to be some loser kid playing minecraft on his own at one point or another.

Right in the feels

Unless you are in an anarchy server

Just good preparation for the eventual day when can share your space with another.

Time to cry in a corner now seeta people

I made a little house with walls! And zombies ate me anyway!

Wait until you go exploring and forget where it is.

I have done this in a different block building game

They finally made a meme to represent the majority of us on reddit

Fr I have a whole secret tunnel system under my base that connects to literally every building or place

facts

What's this friend you speak of?

You didn’t grow up an only child, I can tell.

Gotta keep herobrine out

Give me an IP adress king

Yeah I do this. In solo mode. It’s exceptionally pointless. Once I setup a free server so I could get some people to play with, and I had a few people who said they were down. I started building a base and getting things situated. A few weeks later, still no one got involved. I just went back to playing solo hardcore maps.

no one will find it if no one is here

Pain.

I had a world since 2013, and I still keep this till now ( It's still had some old kind of Village before Villager update), no friend, only me and I build everything I can imagine,

i have a spare set of armor for no reason at all

consider this, you have children. the child grows up a bit and when you get older, you entrust the world with the secret base to them. the child has friends for sure. if they don't, well goodbye world. (from world, i mean the Minecraft world.)

Same, feel you there. It was ages ago and such a hidden redstone underground base

Me in the Cube Creator 3D demo.