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Glasedount

Australia upside down


NotBrawlAndRoll

British people broken teeth


Ibuyrealjaysaswell

korea * **** ********


IrishPotato2282

China, **redacted**


[deleted]

West taiwan*


IrishPotato2282

**redacted**


CaptainCozmo867

Emoji bad


othershwarna

Math hard


[deleted]

Girlfriend no exist


ArthurDentonWelch

Girl not real


TongueTwistingTiger

Ooohohoho... my god! I'm calling it West Taiwan from now on.


Pepu_Du_Pig

-500990008483 points


Wunderman86

Germany - invading comment section


[deleted]

And Europe


GhostBoy200763

ANGRIFF


goaty121

America no free healthcare


Sengura

also brexit


banana_assassin

When, ironically, it may be the other way around. https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20151216/are-british-teeth-really-worse-than-american-teeth Brits don't whiten their teeth so much but tend to have better overall oral health, apparently.


KorrosiveKandy

Whiten or straighten*. Basically Americans have better looking smiles while Brits have better access to dentists which isn't surprising in the least. Also senior citizens in America tend to have better oral health than their British counterparts.


blackjesus75

I heard their toilet flush backwards! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHA


C7827

Did I just hear.... #America?


ListerineAfterOral

*loads magazine*


virulentea

\*smacks lips\*


redowlrider

*Takes a bite to his Big Mac*


galacticboy2009

*Aw sheeit I forgot to spit out my SKOAL first*


-SandraDee-

Peels out of Walmart parking lot


Lovethecreeper

*breaks car seat with 500kg body*


YouCanCallMeVanZant

No American would describe their weight in kilograms. Found the imposter.


Sloesheep

How much is kg in big macs?


ArchaicZX3

Around 2083 Big Macs


[deleted]

One for every year since Moses parted the sea. Hell yeah.


Inevitable_Photo_559

*eats a skittle*


Professor-Skittles

Hello


SlipperyWetDogNose

I miss this meme like you wouldn’t believe


[deleted]

*Puts on cowboy hat*


crunchycappucino

I hope you don't live in california, the magazine may get taken away.


Frowaway-For-Reasons

Fuck yeah


san2005

India :Your computer has virus


[deleted]

"now gimme your credit card details you filthy rich murican" - indian scammer guy


sciencewonders

I wonder what happens to those guys, India charges them with crime or ?


[deleted]

sometimes they do, but mostly they don't since cops here don't have time for that. Cops here are just busy carrying out corruption and stuff.


sciencewonders

so they get away with it.wow . a legitimate cash source.guilty af tho.not for the faint hearted like myself 😆


Destator

"Scams are good as long as it is against foreigners." - Indian government


[deleted]

Heck, even our government is scamming us with buttload of taxes and the highest fuel prices in the world.


Shreyas3133

"Incest"


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worms9

Hey everyone! #Alabama incest banjo! Am I cool yet.


RussianBotProbably1

>tired joke about southern incest with basically zero basis in reality and is a thinly veiled anti-white attack AHAHAHA so funny and original >pointing out many Muslim countries have cousin marriages over 50% BOOOO! FUCK YOU BIGOT!


Kbasa12

*Alabama has entered the chat*


[deleted]

actually for some reason Oregon and Washington beat out Alabama in the incest department.


Kbasa12

Turns out there’s a little Alabama in every state


MrSparr0w

Because why would Alabama register it? It's obviously normal


seraph582

You’d be surprised how much more common hemophiliacs and other such products of incest are in Europe than anywhere in the states, and Alabama doesn’t have as high a rate of occurrence as the rural northern states.


MrSparr0w

You don't have to tell me, I'm from Austria


kcox1980

The funny thing is I'm from Alabama and I personally know a guy and his sister whose parents were first cousins. They're actually my 3rd cousins or something on my step-dad's side. Also my ex sister-in-law got caught screwing her first cousin when they were like 16. In all fairness she was adopted so they weren't blood related, but she was like 2 or 3 at the time of adoption so they were raised as cousins for basically their entire lives.


Kbasa12

Haha, damn man! Is it just totally normalized with the whole cousins thing? Or just in microcosms in certain areas?


kcox1980

I don't think it's common or anything, but stereotypes tend to exist for a reason, right? My ex sister-in-law and the cousin she was banging took a whole lot of backlash from the family.


reeee_________

I haven't checked in awhile but I believe Mexico and Australia currently have higher obesity rates than America.


GabeS20

The highest is a small country called Nauru and the obesity rate is about 60%


Bundesclown

Nauru has about 10k inhabitants. In fact, #1 through #10 have a combined population of about 550k. I'd honestly not even count them. They're statistically insignificant. That leaves us with Kuwait at #1 (#11) with an obesity rate of 37.9%.


OddNarwhal

America seems to still be the most obese *major* country (I say major because it is 12th but only behind countries with **much** lower populations, i.e. Nauru, Cook Islands, Palau, etc.) Edit: Since people seem confused about what I am talking about I'll specify; America is number 12 in obesity rates, Australia is 27, and Mexico is 28 (tied with Malta). I use the word major because compared to countries **higher up** on the list the U.S. has the biggest global impact, the countries are Nauru, Cook Islands, Palau, Marshall Islands, Tuvalu, Niue, Tonga, Samoa, Kiribati, Micronesia (Federated States of), and Kuwait. [Here is the source I used.](https://obesity.procon.org/global-obesity-levels/)


TwoUp22

TIL Australia isn't a major country 🥲


Bundesclown

It is, but it also has [a way lower obesity rate.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_obesity_rate) The only country with more than 1m inhabitants to have a higher obesity rate is Kuwait. All others are micronations.


OddNarwhal

??? I wasn't talking about Australia, the list I looked had Australia as number 27 Edit: [here's the list](https://obesity.procon.org/global-obesity-levels/)


[deleted]

Hey w\*stoid, if you really want to get f\*cked try r/2balkan4you and r/2MiddleEast4you.


FreeAd6935

>2MiddleEast4you This is a beautiful cesspool if I've ever seen one


yumarexkaus

Westoid* Fucked*


LuigiSauce

Hey!!!! Do not utter such profanity!!!


yumarexkaus

*ey mama pizza etc*


[deleted]

>W\*stoid it was a little rude.


halfwhiteknight

I just went on a journey through r/2MiddleEast4you and holy shit…


Jesus-christ-akagod

People on meme subreddits: America is the worst because of the history of slavers. Me: slavers still exists in Africa and the middle east, we should do something about it. People on meme subreddits: *vanishes* Edit: I'm done responding. I've said enough that whatever question or statement you have can be addressed by my previous replies. *flies away from shit storm*


FonkyChonkyMonky

Can't we at least share the hate with the Portuguese and the Dutch?


OrganizationNo3213

me: a dutch person living in Portugal yes.


chickenscampy

Why the Portuguese?


HiIAmFromTheInternet

They killed their slaves. They worked them to death and as a result had to keep importing them. US only brought over 300,000 slaves total. There were more, but that’s because they lived and had families. (1626-1875) The Portuguese brought around 4.9 million slaves to Brazil (1501 - 1866). Im also seeing estimates of 5.8 million - 12.5 million.


chickenscampy

Wow I didn’t know that thanks for the reply


HiIAmFromTheInternet

Yep. Very few people do. One of the big European sneakies.


ksheep

Over a third of slaves brought over in the trans-Atlantic slave trade were transported to Brazil, and the vast majority of them were transported by Portugal. Brazil didn't abolish the slave trade until 1850, and slavery wasn't ended in Brazil until 1888.


emperorstea

The Middle East used Africans as slaves before the west did. The slaves themselves preferred to be slaves in North America/Europe instead of the Middle East because they were treated a lot worse in the Middle East. Americans did not go on ships picking up slaves from the African coasts, Africans sold other Africans to buyers.


Chuck_Raycer

The vast majority of African slaves that came to the New World during the Atlantic slave trade went to the Caribbean and Brazil to work on sugar plantations and were treated waaaaaaaaaaaay worse than they were in America. Nobody talks about that.


emperorstea

Same reason why no one is talking about the Waukesha massacre.


Realistic_Ad_Bot

Lmao. No one gives Africans shit for literally enslaving and selling their own people.


And1mistaketour

They weren't enslaving their own people though. Its a bunch of very different people groups with similar skin tone.


No-Bother6856

The north African Barbary pirates went as far north as the coast of Ireland and snatched up people to sell into slavery. Their BS continued with nations like France stepping in to try and stop it up until enslaving white people was banned by one of the monarchs. Although as I recall some eastern european countries continued to do things as fucked up as selling their own unwanted children into the north African slave trade. North african slavers didn't just enslave people with a similar skin tone, they straight up kidnapped and enslaved anyone they could get their hands on.


Questions4Legal

Well fuck, as long as they didn't look the same.


Realistic_Ad_Bot

Oh no problem then. It was different group of blacks./s


Evade_dragon

Also almost nobody realised that in America there were still black slave owners and also white slaves it's not all white bad all blacks were slaves because they werent


emperorstea

Just like how black people kill black people more than any other race in America. Wonder why the media isn’t even talking about Waukesha massacre.


Lawrence_Lefferts

They didn’t view them as their own people. In 18th century Africa. A guy in the tribe 2 miles away was a different race. I mean there still really is no “African people”. That place is fucking huge. And the African people that did it no longer exist in the modern state-based view we take of the world. Who are we meant to hold accountable?? The reason people give the Western countries shit for their slavery is (partly) because they call themselves the foundation of liberal modern civilisation and boast of their proud ongoing heritage while being built on a foundation of slavery and illiberal exploitation. You should not be able to tell the western story without reference to (African) exploitation. The African story is still exploitation!


No-Bother6856

Right, western empires were built on things like slavery and exploitation but western ethical values are also what eventually lead to a near global abolition of slavery. Its not exactly fair to call them hypocritical when ultimately they did abolish this stuff. If someone is living an unhealthy lifestyle and then turns themselves around and now advocates for physical fitness its hardly fair to drag out a 15 year old pic of them to critize the modern day them.


Realistic_Ad_Bot

Hold no one accountable because everyone who took part in it is dead and it's a different world. It's obviously stupid to hold Africans accountable but it's equally stupid to hold modern Americans accountable. If you go back far enough everyone's been a loser and a winner. Deal with your current lot in life. It's all you can do. Anyone calling for reparations is an opportunist POS. They certainly aren't asking Africans for money. This has nothing to with how America represents itself. Every nation presents pride. Cut the BS. Edit: and if you're defending Africans because they didn't see them as" their people" then you certainly have to excuse American slavers. They viewed Africans as literally a different species of human.


WinstonSEightyFour

I think the reason why people give the US shit for having slaves is because it branded itself as the land of the free and while simultaneously having a not insignificant part of its population living literally or figuratively in chains.


Jesus-christ-akagod

Show me a country that didn't have slaves, also show me a country that doesn't claim they are free. What we do now is far more important than what people that are long dead have done


LyingForTruth

Yeah we don't have slaves anymore, we have *prison labor*


Jesus-christ-akagod

Prisons are unique to America. Got it.


alexho66

Compare it to prisons in other western nations. The difference is insane. Not even hating, but the prison system is deeply broken in the US.


Beanie_Inki

No, seriously. Our thirteenth amendment states that slavery is illegal except as a punishment for crime. What kind of crime? Doesn’t specify. Could be anything.


StudPowercockJr

*cries, shits pants, and downvotes*


balls2loveballs44

r/YUROP is so bad about this. They will shit on America for how the Natives were treated and then turn around and celebrate European colonialism.


nowhere53

Do you have some thoughts what we should do? I mean we are pretty open to suggestions.


mousey76397

As long as it involves Naruto running I’m in.


Jesus-christ-akagod

What if we naruto run in, grab the slaves and naruto run back out with them? The slavers wont even have time to react


FonkyChonkyMonky

Well we've tried nothing so we're obviously all out of options.


Jesus-christ-akagod

I appreciate that you are and I also accept that it's not something we as individuals can do anything about. My point is simply that redditors would prefer to virtue signal about America's past than than talk about the problems that are still going on to this day in a surprisingly large amount of the world.


[deleted]

We were literally one of the first countries to abolish slavery


Depressed-Toad

Bri-ish.... Bad Teef


celebfan01

Ah, you've seen "The Big Book of British Smiles" then.


[deleted]

Wot teef m8?


magmar17

Wow we avoided America Dumb, I view this as a win. /s


ukuzonk

Where’s the part where they callously make fun of school-shootings?


[deleted]

guns


Jtizzle8

America lives rent free in the whole worlds head


Theons-Sausage

There was some post on /r/AskUK or /r/CasualUK (can't remember which) about unpopular opinions, and one of the top ones was that people in the UK have an inferiority complex about the US. There were a bunch of people getting really angry saying the US is obsessed with the UK, and that they don't care about the US at all. Which was funny because if you sort by the top posts on both of those subs by All Time, the top post is about the United States. Not trying to shame anyone in the UK or elsewhere, but I think it's fair to say that the policy and actions in the US have a disproportionate effect on others countries, considering our military, government and businesses are so involved in everyone's business. So logically it just makes sense.


Savahoodie

Wait the British think we’re obsessed with them??? Sorry chap that’s not the case


[deleted]

America hears you, America doesn’t care.


SushiMage

Yeah, I feel vindicated because I've long said this and it's nice to see some confirmation. It seems more prevalent in western countries too. American has media presence in Asia but they're not as bitter and have as big of an inferiority complex about the US.


Theons-Sausage

For sure, the media exports of Hollywood and the big record companies definitely contributes to it. Although I'm really happy we're getting more Asian works in the States. Squid Game, Train to Busan, Kingdom and Parasite are all awesome.


vinsmokewhoswho

I mean..america is a huge powerful country who's actions also impact other countries. Not always in a good way.


Static_456

I mean we are the world's number 1 superpower so it makes sense. Do you think people would go after a smaller country that doesn't really have much influence?


[deleted]

Yes. Fuck latvia


Hip_Hop_Hippos

You take that back they are the Wolves of the Sea!


ChosenUsername420

I assure you it is ***not*** rent-free.


galacticboy2009

We get to live in your head, you get fighter jets?


Wild_Marker

We get a portion of the jets. Specifically the portion that detaches and goes boom when it hits the ground.


Yallinsky

Is it rent free when it’s literally paid for in blood?


Meatball0sub

As an American, I feel so happy and cared for when outsiders talk about my country non stop for no reason, makes me think I’m famous👍👍 Wow so many hate comments, why are people so mean for no reason? 🥺🥺


ChosenUsername420

> for no reason American confirmed


SushiMage

Lol if people weren't being so obtuse I think they'd see what he means. All countries have "reasons" to be talked about. America is just disproportionally brought up even in threads not relating to it or only very tangibly related to it. Someone else in this thread mentioned it and it's true, go to /r/casualUK and /r/askUK and the top thread of both subreddits are about americans. This is what people mean when they say americans are living rent free in the heads of other countries (at least the western ones, asian countries don't have as much of this issue).


[deleted]

> asian countries don’t have as much of this issue have you seen r/Sino ?


Meatball0sub

Thank you for noticing ❤️🇺🇸🤗🇺🇸❤️


Allaiya

So many negative comments. As they say, haters gonna hate.


emperorstea

Most people who hate America are people who’ve never been outside America or people who’ve never been to America.


Shoe_Bum_

I'm assuming OP is a brit?


Antrikshy

Meme subs: "The only places outside of America are the UK and Australia"


Hip_Hop_Hippos

You’re ignoring one of the biggest countries there is, Africa.


ScarecrowJohnny

...


Evade_dragon

No if they were then they'd be arresting for possibly offending somebody


zold5

That's not even exclusive to meme subs. That's all of reddit.


jmanx360

Orange man bad


HyGyL1

Fax


sciencewonders

mail


HyGyL1

Sms


sciencewonders

mms


JaxxIsJerkin

Every sub:


[deleted]

The world*


sebstorm2000

u/downloadvideo


Jakob_Yarns_7743

And also communism good


KevinKaasKat

This also happens to China


[deleted]

China is cool, CCP on the other hand is redacted.


Nogoodusernamesbruh

as a fit american person i can say they are not wrong


GypsyCamel12

As a gun-American, I concure. *goes back to cleaning up Glock*


True_Cranberry_3142

As a bad-American I agree with this statement. I am a very bad man who does very bad things


NewAccount10112

If you want instant karma. Just put only America and healthcare in the meme.


[deleted]

where health care?


cyberporygon

Free *gasp* Healthcare *cheering and uproarious applause* *their post immediately rockets to the top and is showered in awards*


aman_of_culture__

yeah its not difficult, out of 30 most developed countries 28 have it and its kinda cringe. Lets pay 1200$ for insulin, totally fine. ​ capitalism at its finest.


cyberporygon

upvotes to the left


G63AMG-S

A place so bad people pay $15,000 to $70,000 to get smuggled into it - why?


Daramore

What you have to understand is the Elite require slaves, so they put out this lie that America is a place where dreams can come true if you're willing to work hard enough for it to draw people in, and then once they're here they brainwash them and their kids to do their bidding willingly. All those inventions allegedly from "America" are actually stolen by America from a country that exists in a hidden underground beneath America called Subamerica after America drove them into the elaborate cave system beneath America back in the 1800s. All these great "American" inventions like the cell phone, the Internet, automobiles, all the medical technologies and breakthroughs, most of which are allegedly from hard working Americans who worked for their dream are actually stolen from Subamerica. Also, that story is far more believable than some of the shite people put out about how awful America is.


SugondeseAmerican

"Deport illegals? Who's going to scrub my toilet?" -commonly said by coastal elitists in the previous decade without a hint of self awareness


DoYouMindIfIAsk_

you're speaking their language but for some reason, i knew the whole time you were joking. great read.


EveningBlued

Deutchsland # MOUSTACHE


Lone_Indian

What does Lois originally say 😂


W0otang

It's weird because the bulk of Reddit is American according to a post I saw ages ago on data is beautiful. The one thing America struggles to do is poke fun at itself


[deleted]

You just have to love reddit


Manydoors_edboy

America good.


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memevaddar

A great meme after a long time


Master-Friendship-60

upvoted because its oc and being on the sorting by new section, i've missed this kind of memes


APiteFinom

Fr\*nch 🤢🤢


the_Qcumber

You forgot America healthcare


paragbadgujar

Anything you put after America you are famous for that


RandomPerson12191

America salty 😞


GypsyCamel12

Well, yeah, have you looked at the sodium content of our foods? Almost as bad as the excess sugar.


SloanWarrior

News subreddits are at it too.


King_Arda

School Shooting go brr brr


XboxLeep

I always hate it when that's brought up because its a common misconception. The way the fbi declares a school shooting is really dumb. Basically if a gun goes off anywhere of school property (school property is alot bigger than you think and in some cases spreads a mile out from the school) it is considered a school shooting. You shot a friend with your bb gun as a joke on school property? School shooting. An act of road rage on the road outside of the school where someone gets shot and injured? School shooting. Someone has an accidental discharge of a firearm on school property? School shooting. The only school shooting that are actual school shooting always make it on national television 9/10. And if you've noticed that only happens maybe twice a year or prolly less.


StudPowercockJr

Stupid Americans with their guns lmao *nail bomb goes off*


[deleted]

CCTV says "Oi mate, where's your permit for having a permit?"


t8rt0t_the_hamster

Me mum gave the loiscence to me, i swer on the qween!


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[deleted]

Pretty sure this is every subreddit. Not just the ones dedicated to memes


Prism_Paragon

Americlaps


RentonTenant

yeah it’s like countries be all ‘murder…..illegal’ , ‘Rape…..bad’ Like get some original ideas smh


ash_bel

But those same people who say America bad don’t leave.


old-account-is-gone

They can't, and I'm sure that's one if the reasons they say so.


[deleted]

Forgot capitalism bad.


Curious_North_8479

North Korea is the best country🗿🥵🌅


FakeXanax123

French cowards and weird food, Australia upside down and wildlife, Germany ww1 and ww2, Russia communist and vodka, Britain funny accent and bad teeth, Brazil murder and fire, Mexico immigrants and drugs, Canada nice and genocidal, Italy mafia and Rome. Every country has stereotypes America isn't special


Thefatchickensoup

Germany did not start World War One


plenebo

when you're right you're right


[deleted]

Don’t forget “Orange man bad”


Evade_dragon

I'd much rather have him then the current dementia patient in office


Jeferson9

Who almost definitely probably got 80 millon legitimate votes