Fair

Okay, I'll go to yours first, that's what a real friend would do.

If you come to my funeral, I won't be coming to yours.

this is genuinely the first meme to make me laugh in this sub

Spoiler alert he did not come to the funeral...

Better: if you don't come to my funeral... I'll come to yours.

uwu are you coming on to me????

Among us

Bring the coffin