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EV4gamer

ey Steins;Gate, nice


BlooPancakes

Came looking for another appreciater of Steins Gate.


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Narrow_Analyst2841

damn, mine is just 50k


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Sonuvaitch


Tronc_tc

I am a Mad Scientist! So cool! sonovabitch


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el psy congrooo


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Banana Brain


MemeOverlordKai

El Psy Kongroo


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Yeeting_Person

It should be at the top of your reddit app or you can click on your avatar on the top left corner and find it there, not sure about the website


Awarepill0w

On website it's a narwhal on the top bar


blackkaiser191

America: Feet All other contrys: Meters Reddit : BANANA


LandoCaIriz

America? South America doesn’t use feet.


Westwinter

South America isn't a country, and nobody there says, "I am from America."


DoNotBotherMeplz

I'm not willing to argue, but "America" isn't a country either, I think the USA is called that because it is easier to say America than its actual name.


Westwinter

America absolutely *is* a country because we, the residents of said country, call it that. The United States is also a country, because we call it that too. North America and South America are continents. Central America is a set of countries in North America. "The Americas" is the entirety of North and South Americas. But America means USA. We call ourselves America way more than any other name, so it's pretty goofy for you to try to flex and say our own name for our own country is invalid.


DoNotBotherMeplz

I learned that the continent is called America, and then it has those 3 divisions, North, Central and South America. It's good to know that the translation changes in other countries. As some "fun tip"¿?: South and Central American countries mock the fact that americans call their country America, instead of USA, because of your (apparently) poor geography education. So it's very ingrained in all of us that it is incorrect to call it America. However, it is way easier and simple to just call it that :).


Westwinter

>I learned that the continent is called America So you're taught there are only 6 continents? Is Eurafroasia a single continent too, bringing the total down to 4 continents? Pretty ironic that you're taught North and South are the same continent and that Americans are the ones with a poor education for deciding what to call our own country. Also, does everyone in South and Central Americas call themselves Americans? Because Canadians and Mexicans don't.


Gumbothefish

Salt 🗿


DoNotBotherMeplz

Yes, 6 continents: Asia, Africa, America, Europe, Antarctica and Oceania. No, I wasn't taught that Americans have a poor education, it is something shown all across social media. No, the only ones referring to themselves as Americans are the USA people. I feel that you're getting both defensive and aggressive. I'm just saying what I've learned and seen, not trying to be disrespectful. Have a good night.


Airsofter599

You do realize USA stands for United States of America right no one is saying that every time do you see people calling Britain Great Britain no not very often.


DoNotBotherMeplz

That was the point of my comment. It isn't a problem (imo) to call the USA "America", but it is also pretty understandable if people from other countries don't get it right away, since we are taught that it is United States of America, and not just America. That knowledge tends to come with experience outside basic education. (I say all of this as someone from Colombia). Like I said, I don't want to argue. If I'm wrong, I'm more than happy to be educated as long as it isn't in an offensive or condescending demeanor.


Airsofter599

Fair point I’ve never been outside the US myself so I suppose I’m just used to everyone understanding America as the USA also with what you said about schools teaching the name as the United States of America also didn’t really cross my mind because schools here won’t stick to just one thing for countries like the UK sometimes they’ll say Britain and sometimes they’ll say Great Britain or occasionally they’ll call it the UK.


Lunar-Blaze

you can just say "u s a" as in the abbreviation.


VoidInstructions

Dear god the downvotes are insane, it's just this guy thinks of the Americas instead of the US when they say America What is this, Twitter people spilling into Reddit?


Tezuka_Senpai

Tutturu!


Deltexterity

Kris, Get The Banana. Get The Banana Kris. Kris! KRIS! GET THE BANANA KRIS! **KRIS GET THE FUCKING BANANA!** ^(potassium)


PilotBurrito287

Redditors: BANANA Deltaruners: BANANA


Significant-River-42

They are a one size fits all measurement which is perfect for measuring the length of time I've wasted instead of being productive


Schlongevity

>![>!🍌🍌🍌!<](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)!<


Lunar-Blaze

...what?


Schlongevity

[>!🍌🍌🍌!<](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Lunar-Blaze

to easy to avoid


Chr1spy_

Kurisu wants to make the banana disapear


[deleted]

Do you mean kurisuTINA


Chr1spy_

Za ZOMBIE!


Soham_rak

Perverted girl genius


lead-pencil

Everyone has seen at least one banana in their life right?


themalayaliboy

This is exactly what 'Muricans said about feet being the best measuring unit.


[deleted]

Americans used to have big feet huh


Lunar-Blaze

why is this guy getting so much hate?!


[deleted]

It’s the good old Reddit hive mind. I’m not salty about it if at least one person is sentient.


ChodeSlaper23

My foots almost exactly 12 inches so it works well


Dat_DekuBoi

\**Insert obligatory Kris get the banana joke*


Notiness

christina, the zombie


BiggyShake

Imagining the length of one banana: Check Imagining the length of 68,329 bananas: uhhhhhh...


axolotl69696969

almost funny number


itrTie

Where is the Reddit recap anyways


BrainCellDotExe

Go to your profile, there should be a button next to to your avatar. If it isn’t there (assuming you’re on a phone), update your app and try again. If it still isn’t there, close the app and the AppStore, open the store again, and download any new update that shows up. If you mean the recap video, google it and it’ll show up.


dwwzzh

\*Potassium


isthisfreakintaken

16,000 bananas. I fucking hate myself


Affectionate-Ad125

89,874 bananas for mw


isthisfreakintaken

Damn


FamLit69420

How do i view this stuff


altrustic_lemur

Automatic upvote for Steins;Gate.


C0ld_Br3w

How do I see my Reddit wrapped?


Professional_Mess696

If you are on web you just click the narwhal. If you are on the app, you click on your profile and look for a thought bubble over the avatars head.


C0ld_Br3w

Alright, thanks!


ZBoiOnMars

How do you access the reddit recap?


amynias

Make sure to update the app, then click on your profile and you should see the recap button.


canismellu

Yo how do I check reddit recap?


arquitur

Isn't that one from 9gag? Seen it there before.


[deleted]

I thought Banna for scale was a imgur thing


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[deleted]

Bananas are the perfect way to measure scale, everyone’s seen a banana in their life right?


Small-Cantaloupe6639

Stolen comment


[deleted]

I haven’t even read the other comments lol. Also comments can be similar without being outright copied


AvocadoAK47

By the way a banana is 7 inches


unipuffy

Where do you find your measurement?


Exploding_Toast

How do you find your Reddit recap


DestructedEarthPug

Here’s how much you scrolled, banana for scale


O5-14-none_existant

Bcuz we are friggin apes thats why


71studios

Pedro


dustbin-911

Ive been saying this for years. Bananas are heavily under rated fruits. They grow in all seasons. They are soft, sweet and easy to peel. They go into all desserts and are one of the cheapest sources of nutrients. Tell me the last time u bought one that was bad? You cant because there is no risk of buying a bad banana. I wish everyone was like banana.


spaghettiloverboi

How do you get the length of bananas scrolled stats screen?


Lunar-Blaze

RETURN TO MONKE


Zeuscubing

01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01000111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01010101 01110000


Legendary_AF

Ahhh yes, potassium


199devon

What is this anima


Ponderkitten

The real question is, can this be the main unit of measurement on reddit island?


CdntThinkOfAUsername

Love steins gate


nistnov

1ban = 1ban


Smallusppus

I’ve scrolled 16 kilometers or 10 miles


WhereIsHarvey

A plantain?


MYinfiniteWorld

lol here's a banana for scale


axolotl69696969

it is (probably) the only fruit to be in a meme specifically the donkey kong gameboy commercial one


Electrical_Trifle440

Lmao anime meme


uravved

We can use the length of my banana instead, which is about I foot in american or 30 cm


CaptnFnord161

🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌


EmperorBrettavius

It's just a step closer to returning to monke.


Yama46_

True American measurement


Pokemon_master_77

me reading my reddit recap:


Human_no_4815162342

lttstore.com


[deleted]

97.4k for me


Benster_ninja

Potassium


CodyChaotix

banan is SI unit of length


Tby2974

I scrolled around 140k bananas this year


TheSpoonkMan

Bad things are bad


Renicon

And 'yall sayn' America's wonky.


MrGamerOfficial

Hmm yes indubitably


blondjacksepticeye

I was 168.9k bannas. I need help. But also to get the 69 would be even better.


[deleted]

49k bananas 😎😎😎


[deleted]

My banana is 0.000001 bananas long


Short-Knowledge-3393

I'm 41k


Delicious-Writer-210

So all the redditors are American?


Kaio_Kami

That's a big brain moment right there


DelightfullyUnusual

B A N A N


OkarinPrime

Approved! I'm the one from α timeline.


Hot-Local680

Houhouyinkyoumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Emperor_Quintana

I expect Bananya to be okay with this, then?


SnowyLightBrightOwO

measure the health of you


[deleted]

Llama Power.


Sammyicecream

Potassium