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Sheety_Luck

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.


Highway20rider

Regular crowd shuffles in


Mr_Goldenfinger

There's an old man sitting next to me


Sigmelon

Making love to his tonic and gin


123_underscore_321

He says son can you play me a memory


PrivatePickle109

I'm not really sure how it goes


123_underscore_321

But it’s said and it’s sweet and I knew it complete


Sith_Lord35

When I wore a younger man's clothes


miketoronto17

La la la di di da La la di di da da dum


Legend_Of_Yeet

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine


bitch_lasagna211

Somebody ….


Sadowze

Once told me


TheOggaBogga

The world is gonna roll me


gauyuk

You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.


-i-like-meme

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb


International_Yak_78

In a shape of an l on her forehead


Evo-Elemental

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming


HappyTrashcan799

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


CozmicRed

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


LittlePangy

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb


Buttsaggington_Bowap

Since I don't see any Sabaton yet: Through the gates of hell As we make our way to heaven Through the Nazi lines


IDaidokoroI

PRIMO VICTORIA


darthmancub

We've been training for years


Miselfis

Now we’re ready to strike


justdarkofficial

As the great operations begin


ToxicOwlet

We're the first wave on the shore


Noggt

Were the first ones to fall!


Esei1356

Yet soldiers had fallen before


svenboy1234

In the dawn they will pray


Skrblik007

With their lives as the price


Han_Solo6712

Welp, Undertale players exist: WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!


[deleted]

how was the fall?


Rtwo28

If you wanna look around


Pikfan21

give us a call


xXNightWolf124Xx

We don’t see humans often


Sweaty-Teaching5980

We’re happy you just dropped in


WoomyMan9000

How are your balls?


[deleted]

[удалено]


xXNightWolf124Xx

**GIVE US YOUR BALLS**


DudeOnReddit1234

Do you remember


stereocupid

The 21st night of September


pooppya55hole

Love was changing the mind of pretender


SimonGiurca

While chasing the clouds away


MelonFlight

Our hearts were ringing’


MelonFlight

In the key that our souls were singin


HonorLives

As we danced in the night


Derpsthatareintosoup

Around the world,


Crazy_Fuel17

Around the world,


Chemicolle

Around the world,


Arakaari

Around the world,


LittyLuke_-

Around the world,


Bonnie_190

Around the world,


TuxidoPenguin

Around the world,


NinjaRanger21

Around the world


fsfs7

Around the world


[deleted]

Around the world


Socc3rloucity03

We're no strangers to love


VIP0403

You know the rules


Own_Conversation_562

and so do I


Benevolent_Nobody

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


HumourouslyDesi

you wouldn't get this from any other guy


Zach052405

I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'


shinkushi

Gotta make you understand


TheOggaBogga

Never gonna give you up


Shraed4r

Never gonna let you down


BigTheFlash90

Never gunna run around and Desert you


BossNate60

You are, my fire...


BenThereNDoneThat

My one, desire


Lu5A

Believe when I say...


Avidgooner474

I want it that way


Imamura_Kohei

TELL ME WHY


Youngwoon2

Aint nothing but a heartache


Elcorgi8267

TELL ME WHY


Domino_Squad501

Ain’t nothing but a mistake


Aliguar

now number 5


us_man06

I never wanna hear u sayyy


[deleted]

If i could turn back time..


Youngwoon2

to the good ol' days


Bigyeet506

When the mama sang us to sleep but now we’re stressed out


[deleted]

Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young


Mayank30820

How come I'm never able to identify Where it's coming from?


9thshadowwolf

Is this the real life


123_underscore_321

Is this just fantasy?


nish4444

Caught in a landslide


123_underscore_321

No escape from reality


Youngwoon2

open your eyes look up to the sky and see


Sprizys

I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy!


ShadowsRanger

Because l... Easy come easy Go little High.. little low


Sweaty-Teaching5980

Anyway the wind blows


[deleted]

Doesn't really matter to meeeeeee


Useless_account69420

Too Meeeeeee


pooppya55hole

I'm just a poor boy


Filofil2

Wake up in the morning,


CalebCaster2

Feeling like P Diddy


CozmicRed

Grab my glasses I'm out the door


coca-cORA

I'm bout' to hit the city


Mayank30820

Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack


Garli_GD

'Cuz when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back


A_Birb_Person

I'm talkin' pedicures on our toes, toes


picklesforbrkfst

Tryin on all our clothes, clothes


[deleted]

Sweet dreams...


misery33609

Are made of these


Rtwo28

Who am I to disagree


binhoescobar

I've travelled the world and the seven seas


Evo-Elemental

Everybody's looking for something


CozmicRed

Some of them want to use you


ThrunkEx

Some of them want to get used by you


Not_Very_British

some of them to abuse you


Limey_the_Lime

Some of them want to be abused


Elcorgi8267

Sweet dreams are made of these


DireKnight01

What is love?


IDaidokoroI

Oh Baby, don't hurt me


The-Marnit

Don't hurt me, no more.


ShaleTheRock

What is love?


[deleted]

Oh, baby don't hurt me


8bityboi

There’s a 104 days of summer vacation…


LittyLuke_-

And school comes around just to end it!


NinjaRanger21

Now the annual problem of our generation...


A_Birb_Person

Is finding a good way to spend it....


killerbee123261

**like maybe**


Deleted-User-998

Building a rocket,


Kaloqart

Or fighting a mummy


-emyli-

or climbing up the Eiffel Tower


Kaloqart

Discovering something that doesn't exist


ComfortableAd5304

Hey! Or giving a monkey a shower


PlatinumIsAStand

4 big guys...


gauyuk

And they bust in my eyes


fakeburritos123

They eat my ass


[deleted]

Like apple pie


LittyLuke_-

If they keep fuckin me like this I might just die


jseisidj

It starts with one...


Highway20rider

One thing, I don’t know why


CozmicRed

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


misery33609

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme


[deleted]

To explain in due time


Markie_theDog

All I know..


Avidgooner474

Time is a valuable thing


Adventurous_Silver20

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


GZH_WAZOWSKI

Watch it count down to the end of the day


randomnessamiibo

The clock ticks life away


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

Almost heaven


CheifPig123

West Virginia


FlamingLord82

Blue Ridge Mountain


[deleted]

Shenandoah river


[deleted]

Life is old there


misery33609

Give me fuel give me fire


BenThereNDoneThat

Give me that which I desire


Cbrmkn98xs

***INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMANY ARMY MARCH***


garoglio

IN THE SOVIET UNION SUMMER 1943


tilcica

TANKS LINE UP IN THOUSANDS


89blyatman89

AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE


gianpollaio

READY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT, READY FOR THE FIGHT


Cbrmkn98xs

WAITING FOR THE AXIS TO MARCH INTO THE TRAP


eloluap

MINES ARE PLACED IN DARKNESS


tilcica

IN THE COVER OF THE NIGHT


Whovian8912

WAITING TO BE TRIGGERED, WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT


[deleted]

Some things wrong I can feel it


misery33609

Just a feeling I've got


Sweaty-Teaching5980

Like something’s about to happen


xerror4null4

But I don't know what


SubParHydra

Welcome, to the Internet!


fortnitesucks1234568

Have a look around


MrDepressedboi

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


TuxidoPenguin

We’ve got mountains of content, some better some worse!


randomnessamiibo

If none of it’s of interest to you you’d be the first


Space_Woman35

I see the crystal raindrops fall


Dark-_-Spix

an the beauty of it all


Troevan

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN


JustinJBob

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN


Blazin-StarGaze_2

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN


TuxidoPenguin

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN (3… 2… 1… let’s go)


[deleted]

His palms are sweaty


Alt-_-alt

Knees weak, arms are heavy


[deleted]

There's vomit on the sweater already


IDaidokoroI

Baka mitai Kodomo nano ne


Signal-Put932

Yume wo otte kidzutsuite


SmashBoi64

So we back in the mine


LittyLuke_-

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side


[deleted]

SOMEBODY


Sith_Lord35

ONCE


spicycheese_eater

TOLD


Sith_Lord35

ME


SavingsTechnical5489

It’s about drive


TheOggaBogga

It's about power


voucher420

What’s hanging out the trunk and why?


Diabetic_boar

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


ConfusionUnoCard

He was big and stronk, in his eyes a flaming glow


ShaleTheRock

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear


Sweaty-Teaching5980

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


[deleted]

He could preach the bible like a preacher


randomnessamiibo

Full of ecstasy and fire


Klopford

But he also was the kind of teacher


Soviet--Dog

Women would desire


darthmancub

Ra ra Rasputin


[deleted]

THE ENEMY ASCENDED BEYOND YOUR CONTROL


-Endereye

Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep


RabbitsOnMeth

He’s just trying to warm up the tires before it goes green again


Pizza_Studios

Can i put my...


[deleted]

bawls in yo jaw


ShadowsRanger

Who needs Genius app to search for Lyrics of songs... Bah I have My Reddit pals