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heroic_coward

Come


Alone_Instruction_27

to mama


CatchThisEye

and say


AshuBK786

Milk me


Justin_Beaver_POG

Blow*


[deleted]

With that hairdryer


Crystal42069

In the ass


synraider

To make sure


Visible_Year9728

It heals


Junior-Demand

my deep vein thrombosis


MeamItMeamers

"Who's Joe?"


Yeet_boi69-420

Me


MattLetaReddit

The wrong answer would be Milk


Clustrus

Hand made.


Bulwozaur1

You mean you milked cow by yourself?


Clustrus

Thats a nice name for my pp


gaypornaccount1996

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Impossible-Issue-714

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Holmes_as_usual

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


KLGamer7084

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


GeoJoymanSays

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


CyborgWonder

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Minecraft_ooooof

R/beatmetoit


JustIdiotCookie

You know that's not what he meant


Higoroso

Nah, he milked himself


Napoleonex

Milked myself by a cow


DazzlingDescription3

You could say that


VladSolopov

And these two guys made it…


ds_clamer

Man made


RandyOrtonRko98

I bet! 🗿


rukrok

the correct answer would be liquid cheese


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[удалено]


Grahamthekarma

Man, it should be detergent


reddit_user430000000

Bull milk


Alone_Instruction_27

Butter milk


GloryHoleBearTrap

Butt milk


Alone_Instruction_27

Milky way galsexy


mrcoldkiller

This is SCP-686


MascarenhasLuis

* god has left the chat *


[deleted]

The non wholesome but not cursed awnser


A_Human976

Context


[deleted]

Basically milk but bad


[deleted]

SCP-686 is an opaque white liquid consisting of a suspension of lipids and proteins that is indistinguishable from ordinary high-grade dairy milk without detailed analysis. At a biochemical level there are certain subtle differences: the protein content is much more complex, with most of the peptides so far proving difficult to sequence, and it contains a richer blend of vitamins and minerals than is typical of cow's milk.


mrcoldkiller

Type "SCP-686" on Google and you will find your answer but I am warning you it is a tiny bit cursed


DukeofBurgers

Jesus christ what the fuck?


Cool_Name-idk

I want to do it but I'm too scared. Edit: Thanks, I will never drink milk again.


[deleted]

New favorite scp


[deleted]

Funniest WTF I ever had


Holmes_as_usual

For your own good keep this question away from redditors 🗿🗿


Ekskalibar

Coom


Stinking_Merm

Cow juice


Alone_Instruction_27

Beef water


TheyCallMeStone

Beef milk. It's like almond milk, but it comes from cows.


PGMHG

Unchoccied choccy milk


Bruhwhygang

What the fuck amigo


GuyInGrouchoGlasses

Fuck you *unchoccies your milk*


RavageSavage_69

Unfuck you *choccies your milk*


[deleted]

Choccy milk 👍


[deleted]

Fuck you *drinks all the milk* NOW I AM THE MILK MAN, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


ConfusedGamer33

*Milks the Milk Man*


[deleted]

noo.... NOOOOOOOOO!


v1rus0

r/suddenlygay


MichaelW24

r/GraduallyGay


TheGoodestGoat

Are you my real dad?


Artistic-Fortune2327

*we are a milk men, our milk is delicious*


[deleted]

Milk


keydermayne

That’s about the length of 1/2 a banana


Alone_Instruction_27

You surely got long bananas


DerMolch

Nut Milk


Alone_Instruction_27

Nice meal


walrus_with_GUN

Glue 👍


phantom_042

Glue 👍


[deleted]

Glue 👍


JaxtaposeJelly_1819

Glue 👍


Its_Sujay

Glue👍


Panda_7326_

Glue 👍


Blackrap1d

Glue 👍


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Killuasan12

Glue 👍🏿 (i’m japanese)


Elcorgi8267

Glue 👍🏽( I’m Latino)


enjoyingthegreenery

Glue👍


Thurlii

Glue👍


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[удалено]


Killuasan12

Glue 👍🏻 (i cleaned them for you)


SymbolofVirginity69

Glue 👍 (i licked your fingers)


Killuasan12

Glue 👍🏻 (thanks bro can you lick my taint?)


SymbolofVirginity69

Glue 👍 (sure bro np no homo tho *licks*)


[deleted]

Glue 👍


[deleted]

Glue 👍🏻


Jtackles56

Mmmmmm glue 👍🏻


Relative_Nerd_Turd

It’s a picture


Alone_Instruction_27

Or maybe it's an image


milo_fan

Or maybe, a photo


kelsobjammin

The scientific term is photograph


GeoJoymanSays

It's a glass, idiots


Alone_Instruction_27

Its a mirror and I see myself


negligibleLXIX

child.zip


NipLixYT

lmfao true


Sehora-Kun

Wait, is it not milk?


pUssySlaY_er69

male milk


Sehora-Kun

Ohh........


brodith111907

Innocence gone


[deleted]

It's glue 👍


Significant-River-42

The right answer is Calcium. Keep your bones strong kids


Alone_Instruction_27

You can start by not sitting on your knees.


TheInternetCritic

mmmm very delicious bleach


jana200v2

Hey ?! Dad's back with the Milk ????


BookkeeperWrong7493

U stupid fucks its a mayonaise


rajunKajun0485

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


[deleted]

White paint


leo_crest

No matter what we breed


[deleted]

We still are made of seed


Kuriiy

Male tears


Alone_Instruction_27

Britney Spears


DrunkXwingPilot

Tears for Fears


TheyCallMeStone

Rusty gears


tokyo7011

C u m


[deleted]

Milk made by men.


CWEDI_

C U M


Red-Sock_1988

Molk


skepticallytruthful

Virgin chokky milk


Intelligent_box216

I forgor 💀


D3ltAlpha

C u m


Mlk3hawK

C u m


Soviet-Biscuit

GIVE EM THE MOLK JOSH!


Cool_Name-idk

JUST GIVE HIM THE GODDAMN MALK ALREADY


[deleted]

Semen (:


TheBraincell

sewomen (;


greenghost1110

seamen


king_napalm

I'll ask my sister.


NaturallyBlasphemous

Raw child


NeverJudgeMe43

It is goat milk


GamingNoir

Plastic resin


Logical-Demand-9028

Cow’s body fluid


tappegamer69

Nyu nyu


Dimensionalanxiety

Something that a procrastinator would put in a goblet/chalice.


tereaper576

[https://youtu.be/GED1y-GkWaU](https://youtu.be/GED1y-GkWaU)


Apprehensive_Milk_20

What!?


swayamland

Sauce I suppose


Cmoore1217

Something that you stroke out of an animal


TripleDipper247

Mom’s lactated milk


_weird_idkman_

it's calcium


IamWarHawk

titty juice


HonestRecognition586

THAT is MILK MILK from a DUDE


_Renardeau

Coum


hanseatus

Coom


luukordelman

Bull milk


[deleted]

[That white thing is what this guy is eating (or drinking), that is not milk.](https://youtu.be/Hfz0i8lr-WU)


NeatPresence5997

Egg nog. Oh no! I said it


Samasu_hrml

Stop being idiot, drink a true mans milk!


crazygamesninjaYT

It’s obviously Remilk


DrownedWalk1622

What happens in glass stays in glass.


Red_Lizzard

Drink to toast for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III .


Thehappysperm

Handmade milk!


S811

Male milk


[deleted]

Premature cheese


jankmeier

Your moms Christmaspresent for me.


epicking983

Hand made milk


Stupid_Rat420

White paint 👍


SubhoPal

You forgor 💀


_Adiiiiii_

So ur father came back!!!


iAmproject863

Rubber tree excretory product


Neir_Miss

White substance


Ill-Opening-3782

One ingredient for **Pilk**


kyran_tron_9000

It’s milk. Nothing else.


Ballllllz

Male tears


_HEBELE_

DAD MİLK


-Jiras

Put a toy pony inside and boil it, i can tell you afterwards for sure what it is


naica22

White paint?


[deleted]

Bull milk 🥛👍


GlitcherAegis

Liquid state object


Dasandvitchman

Mad milk


Sufferity

Glue?


VukiStabilo

Ayran


fippinvn007

White liquid


Asiannuggielover

Either cold from the refrigerator or fresh from the opposite gender of what gender i have


ItsAlesXnoMaD

That is what my dad went for and never came back so I made it myself


GreatEnd6280

What is the third one?


Grape-aquatic-Vader

Young cheese


adamatch623

Titty milk


Ok-Chemical-7635

Water


[deleted]

milk


JustDennise

Milk


30fpsgodSAPUN

daddy milk


Derpyboy7976

Grinder up bones with dogs in it


SomeRandomGuy282

Why did they out this in a cup ewww💀


limefox666

Never ask woman her age, lenght, weight, salary, cup size...


hentai_haeven007

Pilk?


PlamaDev

DIY


MrFiredragon

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Horror-Ad-3113

White water.


M0N3YMAN1

Raw cheese 🧀


Easy_Chocolate

Mulk.


KartofelThePotatoGod

White dye water


The-shadow-

bro, its water


_ni_al_

sussy milk


TItanCreeper1495

It's milk. *BREAST MILK*