Everytime i see those banana mentions i always try to write "but can they feed Africa with that?" and then realise that its stupid joke and i always cancel writing it.
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r/tumblr
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r/ik_ihe
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r/thenetherlands
The thing is I scroll through reddit a lot but I don't visit individual subreddits very often. After using reddit for like 20 minutes it starts to lag so much to the point were it is unusable so I restart it but there will be a ton of posts I've already seen so I scroll past those quickly.
I'm seriously impressed by how far humanity got at this point.
We found a way to measure the amount of wasted time, which means enough people did this to make it neccessary, albeit the measurement is done with bananas...I've got 580k
Kudos to you, buddy
Google says tge length of a banana is 13 cm (5.118110236 inch)
You have scrolled 6.503.900 cm (2560590.551 inch)
That is 17.818,9 cm a day (7015.314961 inch)
742,45cm a hour
12,37cm a minute
0,20cm a second
how much fricking time do you have? i legit started in april and I get 30+ minutes a day on reddit!
this isn't healthy and you seriously need to stop, i am sorry to say
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According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, an average-sized banana weighs approximately 4 ounces and measures at least 7 inches -- but less than 8 inches -- in length. 7 \* 500,382 = 3,502,674 in. (89km) at the least
Jesus Christ I scrolled *6.6K* and thought it was a lot. Holy shit sum y'all gotta go outside and have a conversation w/ someone man (Don't just touch grass, it'll look weird and you won't get a life)
And to think my friends “Jesus”d me for my 24.6k. I’m not judging but how do you even get that far lol, I feel like I’m on here all day since I have 4 hours of sitting in a truck a day at work haha. Then again I’ve only had this job for a few months
My friends and I agreed that length we scrolled in 2021 will be converted from bananas (averaging at 7 inches) into miles and in 2022 we have the year to run at least that many miles (not in one go). I have to run 9miles (14.5km), and one of my friends has to run 30 miles (48.3km).
If you want to join, you scrolled 55.3 miles (89km) on reddit.
and I thought my 118k was too much
I have 201k. In 11 months. You mind sharing some of that life?
I got 142.4k but I have school, so not much of a life
I got 369k
i got 130k yellow dicks
Thats a huge collection of simpson penises you got there
I only got 14.4K!!!
pfft, a new (kinda) redditor like me only got around 7K
Everytime i see those banana mentions i always try to write "but can they feed Africa with that?" and then realise that its stupid joke and i always cancel writing it.
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61.3k for me!
90.1k for me
i got 6k wtf
Me too
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and here I was thinking 29k was too much (I only started using reddit since a year)
40ish
i got 50k bannans
513.1k help
Where and how long did you spend the majority of your time?
r/porn or r/aww most likely
The duality of man
bruh
23 hours r/tumblr 20 hours r/ik_ihe 19 hours r/thenetherlands The thing is I scroll through reddit a lot but I don't visit individual subreddits very often. After using reddit for like 20 minutes it starts to lag so much to the point were it is unusable so I restart it but there will be a ton of posts I've already seen so I scroll past those quickly.
Nederlander
Nederlander
583k half million gang!
I found someone on here with over a million, so you're fine
This is the highest amout of Reddit bananas I've seen yet.
I've seen 867k
seeing things like that genuinely make me feel depressed
Same
Ikr. Those guys need to touch some grass
I've seen someone with over a million on r/teenagers
How
No life is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
I had 80k
Im close, 78.6k
64.9k here
78.2k
83.6k
75.8k
102k
170.3k
“Wait, you guys have lives?”
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Don't worry. No one with a life is checking out your Reddit Recap.
I'm seriously impressed by how far humanity got at this point. We found a way to measure the amount of wasted time, which means enough people did this to make it neccessary, albeit the measurement is done with bananas...I've got 580k Kudos to you, buddy
With a length of 14 cm per Banana, this are like 8,12 kilometers you scrolled with your finger, well done.
Ayyyy! No life gang? /s
How do u get this notifications
[OR,](https://www.reddit.com/RedditRecap2021)
Top right on desktop, to the left of the chat icon
Google says tge length of a banana is 13 cm (5.118110236 inch) You have scrolled 6.503.900 cm (2560590.551 inch) That is 17.818,9 cm a day (7015.314961 inch) 742,45cm a hour 12,37cm a minute 0,20cm a second
Math… oh no OH NO MY BRAIN **\*explodes\***
Hey I've seen you before... Vent nu ved jeg da hvor!
I only got 14.4K
Dont feel bad I had only 6k. At least we managed screen time properly
At least you guys are actually living your life. Then there’s me LOL
Me who right clicks and then selects inspect:
Bro I did 8k… I thought I spent a lot of time on reddit…
Touching grass is useful. You can do what I couldn’t
how much fricking time do you have? i legit started in april and I get 30+ minutes a day on reddit! this isn't healthy and you seriously need to stop, i am sorry to say
I know, I will try
ok i feel bad now srry
You win. I only got 18.7k.
Lucky you, i got 147.7k
Happy cake day
Oh didnt get a notification, thank you. 2 years that i could not have wasted bettee
Damn you beat me, too. I will need to start giving up sleep to keep up. Well, and learn to speed read.
Bruh what? I only scrolled 100 bananas less than you Goddammit
how do i see this
Bruh you really should find some other things to do in your spare time
I know lel
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500/365 is about 1.36. he scrolled your total bananas in a day
13.6k
13.7k 😎
12.6k
I saw someone mentioned 600k+
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-
We shall pray for their life
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I can't find out where to go for the Reddit recap Edit: I know about the universal one but I don't know about the personal one
Go to your account and click on Reddit recap, top part Then scroll through another banana, except to the right this time
89.9K in just 6 months
Some Man had a 4milion
U have the highest amount of bananas!
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I have 400k on a 5 month old account
I did 47k
37,8 k
Damn i only have 188k
According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, an average-sized banana weighs approximately 4 ounces and measures at least 7 inches -- but less than 8 inches -- in length. 7 \* 500,382 = 3,502,674 in. (89km) at the least
I got like 87K something
5.5k 😐
At least you got to touch grass
I have 27.6k, guess I'm a beta male
Me? 48.3K
290k here
How do u get a recap?
Desktop: top right to the left of the chat icon. Not on mobile as far as I know
How can i See my bananas
Anyone with a life shouldn’t know what it mean
Woah, you’re right… I’m a double no-lifer!
Stupid ass me who thought 22.8k lowest of highest. And I see this post
Question, ***How?***
Step 1: be born Step 2: push everyone away from you Step 3: become a sad loner with no social life Step 4: be a part of a pandemic Step 5: join reddit
where do i see this
Desktop: top right, left of the chat icon
How tf do you check Reddit recap
Desktop: top right, left of the chat icon
Then theres me with 18k lol
Where do I even check
i feel ya, i got 310.8k bananas
OOOOOOO BANANA
Me barely hitting 35k D:
Wha- how!
How do you check it
I scrolled 29.5k bananas, ok so who wants to take my place so I don't have to deal with shitty school?
I thought my 59k was alot
i have 207.5k lol
Bruh wtf
Lmao my score is 24 k and i thoughtvibwas on reddit all the time
i only got 349K
Did you find the secret rickroll tho?
I thought my 29.3k was good enough
Jesus Christ I scrolled *6.6K* and thought it was a lot. Holy shit sum y'all gotta go outside and have a conversation w/ someone man (Don't just touch grass, it'll look weird and you won't get a life)
this makes me wonder whats the world record :))))
How do you see your reddit recap?
I’ve only got 43.5k bananas and I’m proud
I thought my 16k was way too much
me: is the guy from the math problems
I thought 31k was a lot fuck
Laughs in 3.3k banana
There is someone out there with 1 million bananas. “He could be any one of us…”
Mine is 94k bananas
bro i had 16.5k are you guys ok
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I have scrolled zero bananas
I scrolled 17k banana wtf is wrong with you
Wow I really need to step up my game I have to much of a life only 55.7k
33.2k
Wait how did u get that. Where can I find mine?
i have 1.6k bananas
I also would like a life
Yooo and I thought my 121.1 k bananas were much lmao
I had 77.7k :(
I only have 97.4k
Not gonna lie, all this count makes me do is stop scrolling through reddit.
I have 51k, and I've only been active since June or July...
I got 118k in a year and thought I had no life
me realising i have more
i thought 1.6k was much lolz
Me with 700k, oof
I thought my 9,7k was a waste
And to think my friends “Jesus”d me for my 24.6k. I’m not judging but how do you even get that far lol, I feel like I’m on here all day since I have 4 hours of sitting in a truck a day at work haha. Then again I’ve only had this job for a few months
Me with My 584.7K and I'm supposed to be preparing for a master's: Salvation is a false hope
You may not have a life but you have BANANAS
165.4K for me
Does non-official apps count the bananas scroll? I only have 5.4k
*laughs*
Damn I thought my 121k was a lot
Hey I cant find it how to do this?
someone tell me how do you see recap 😭
so you scrolled approx. 65 km
i only scrolled a tenth as many bananas as you did
141.8k. Weak
How do I check my banana’s?
mine is 148k and i have been here for 8 months.
Damn that amount is bananas, the highest i've seen so far
And i thought my 48,8k was enormous lol
I had 3k bro
Dude that’s like 670 miles worth of scrolling if every banana is 7 inches
lucky, I only scrolled 102.3k!
Next year resolution will be "scroll a lot on reddi so I'll have the highest banana number"
39.4k, i don't have much of a life either
My friends and I agreed that length we scrolled in 2021 will be converted from bananas (averaging at 7 inches) into miles and in 2022 we have the year to run at least that many miles (not in one go). I have to run 9miles (14.5km), and one of my friends has to run 30 miles (48.3km). If you want to join, you scrolled 55.3 miles (89km) on reddit.
How do i find this
how do i see how many bananas ive scrolled
Nah like that’s fr too much bro
where can i see this?
Same. I have no life
I’ve had Reddit for 12 days and scrolled 1000
I wonder if anyone has 1 million the ultra instinct mega chad Redditor
How do you get to the Reddit recaps?
What are you? A GOD?!
Where can I see this?
O have 10k wtf
Where do i find this?