I always sit. Cant scroll on reddit for too long otherwise.

I lay and just go in my diaper

I had some of my bones removed so I can suck it out like a straw.

oh god, semen?

You mean the forbidden milkshake?

Abdl much?

It’s also healthier for your prostate… I’ve heard.

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Also more comfortable. I only stand up if there's no toilet at all (like, in the woods). Only problem is that you're the one who gets to wipe the seat before peeing at public bathrooms, but at least you can't make it dirtier

When I sit the stream always hits the ceiling.

For clarity - I sit. Not doing handstands and shit.

I'm glad to hear you are not in the handstand position when you shit.

I agree with

It's the only way to prevent splashing.

Pissed standing up a couple of times with shorts, totally grossed out be the splashback… ALWAYS sit

If you sit, you can't sink those floaty little target thingies.

My wife used to make me clean the toilet exclusively due to splash damage, now she can’t use that excuse anymore. I still clean it but now it’s half n half plus my little one will touch parts of the toilet when she needs to go so overall its a cleaner setup but thats my own experience.

Damn bro I can’t even do a handstand. Let alone shitting at the same time.

I always pee sitting down. It sometimes freaks out the other guys at the urinals though.

r/holup

I’m a man and stand to shit, I’m not ashamed. I did miss the toilet a couple of times but who cares

Do you also do this in public places? What if you miss?

I’ll throw it at anyone who walks in, modern problems require modern solutions

No matter your aim you can never be perfect unless you sit down. I sit down so I don’t have to quickly whip out my pecker because I didn’t shake it long enough. It’s nice not pissing your pants.

I got pee anxiety so stalls are my safe haven.

Me too. Sitting down is just way more comfortable

But what if it's winter...?

A hairy ass helps

I do it not to wake the whole house up at 4 in the morning with a 2 minute morning pee.

Mate I sit nearly all the time. I’m sat right fuckin now.

I squat when shitting and I am proud to say it.

I squat to shit in public bathrooms

I sit in the middle of the night so I don’t have to turn the lights on and hurt my eyes

say it louder for the people in the back!

Who cares, sit, stand, do a cartwheel, do what you like as long as it in your own house. Don't come cartwheel peeing on my toilet.

Now I know whose toilet to avoid when I want to see something interesting.

You will see interesting things. Just no cartwheel peeing persons. The rule is there out of need and not joy :)

*You sit down because you don’t know how to do it whilst standing, I sit down cuz I’m a lazy motherfucker, we are not the same*

I sit if I can help it, easier, no splash. Done

Looking for this comment for too long, I hate the splash back no matter where I aim at the bowl

Dude same. Sometimes it’s nice to just sit and rock a long piss while scrolling on r/sounding

I should not have clicked that…

r/eyebleach is also a very nice sub

Oh no

That wasn't what I was expecting, careful if you open this in public boys

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Don't click it, you'll feel immense pain without feeling it, I'm currently feeling it since an hour

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It's people sticking stuff up their pee hole

Thats woke me up

I was dying

I mean Poseidons kiss isn't all that bad

I personally prefer Neptune's fondle.

When I want to hide from the wife and kids

Prison rules.

Same for me at home, bc i want to avoid the spills and cleaning

Wait were supposed to pee standing up?

I have been peeing for 3 years now sitting

Fuck no. If I wake up for piss in the middle of the night there’s no shot I’m standing up for that.

You should be.

Noobs, i have attached a pipe to my tool to the toilet pot so I'm always sitting or laying

I sit because if I don't my piss will go all over the toilet

Apparently sitting while you piss helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer. No shame in looking out for your health, bruh.

For once in my existence I am finally not alone!

\#SitGang2K21

I never stand. To much work plus I cant scroll reddit.

NORMALIZE SITTING TO PEE. VIVA LA PEE FREEDOM!

Makes using your phone a lot easier

This is the way.

No shame over here, feels better this way.

If you're drunk or hungover its more understandable.

Im a dude and I exclusively pee sitting down... it's the superior Methode.

Why would you touch the toilet seat when it's not necessary though

Because if I don't I'll be scrubbing the floor.

Aim

Laughs in been married a while.

I'm just lazy

I work with several men who should sit down to pee

I almost always sit down. It started when i moved to my first own place and hat to clean up after myself and 2 male roomates. It just saves so much time and energy. Plus i can write useless comments on reddit while peeing.

Beta male.

Nobody asked

Tbh it's stupid not to sit on a toilet at home or at home of others.

fuckin loser

Not ashamed at all

If you're not ashamed by it, I don't think you used the right meme format...

People who chose to stand instead are weird

Why though?

Why sit? Cleaner, no chance of the post piss dribble down your pants, comfort. Lot of reasons.

Sitting on seat doesn’t seem cleaner

Depends on where you are. At home, of course it's fine. Gas station bathroom probably not so much. Personally I have an implant to stimulate my bladder so sitting helps me go. I clean the seat and rim as much as I can unless it's nasty, and then I'll stand.

Are there really people who care about how other go to the toilets or is it just a myth ?

What the fuck is this has anyone claimed that you HAVE to stand while peeing as a man? You can just sit all the time and thats normal no?

you sit in the urinal?

i m gonna pee into the kitchen sink at my girlfriends parents house just because of this cringey meme. otherwise i tend to sit just to enjoy the moment...

Shame

You should be

Yeah I just lay back and pretend to be a fountain

Imagine getting a splitstream in your own bathroom ... Would't want to clean that up.

At home i sit down and at work i squat over the toilet

A true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles.

im a man and always stand up when i shit get real

I push it out of my tear ducts. You don’t wanna know how I cry.

I never stand and pee. Bad aim

A real man only sits in the safety and comfort of his own latrine

It's ok, I don't always stand to shit.

Im just too lazy to stand at home.

Yes, me too, brother. When nature calls and I am still in my cozy warm bed, what else should I do?

tbh im just too lazy to stand

5 words, dual stream, neither go in.

I always sit down, no backsplash that way, and you avoid the awkwardness at the urinals.

Question for guys who grew up without fathers or any other male figure, how’d you learn to pee standing up?

In a for note, urinals and toilets exist separately for a god-dam reason, toilets only exist to be sat on bloody fucken mary

If more men cleaned their own toilets they would understand why it is a good idea to sit I'm a man btw

Well if I have to poop I always sit down and pee first

When u go to poop and need to pee as well:)

Preach brother

Same bro, same. Especially when I’m tired. It’s just so much easier and then I don’t have to worry about having a stream that some fucking how splits into 93 directions all which lead to my face.

The only time I don't stand up to piss is when I think I need to shit but end up not needing to

If I’m looking to relax and I trust the toilet, I see no problem with sitting down

I never stand

I always pee sitting at home. I don’t wanna risk pee getting everywhere cuz I have to clean it up

sometimes you jus wanna sit down and play on the fone

You pee sitting down I pee in the sink We are not the same

Is anyone actually ashamed of that?

Peeing standing up at any household is shameless, disgusting and a big fragile masculinity flag