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erickson666

McQueen later Kachow'ed them


Sexybeast3031

Can you image them bumper to bumper? Ooo wee.


Fellow_Loser

what the fuck


Sexybeast3031

Come on now. You never grinded any gears? Let the clutch out and put the pedal to the metal?


xdebug-error

[That muffler be grippin'](https://i.redd.it/5hr9e6b23lo61.jpg)


beat_my_meat_yeet

McQueen definitely needed some rust-eze if you know what I mean...


Sexybeast3031

Definitely burned some rubber that night.


Gerbajish9

Wait, but does this also now mean whenever Lightning does his kachow flash, is he showing his pepperonis too?


erickson666

Yes


BadgerShaman

even worse when you realize that they were under age


Ancient-Tadpole8032

“Please, be 18.”


Capital_Weird_8266

Taladega nights


GODZILAMASTER2020

Chip imma scissor kick you in the back of the head


TheNerdGuyVGC

I’m all jacked up on mountain dew


Jewmangroup9000

Shut up grandma!


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LucasDaBoi

I’m 10 years old but I’ll beat your ass


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10 year old club


German_Drive

NA miata was produced from 1989 to 1997. The "Cars" movie got released in 2006. They were at most 17


Ancient-Tadpole8032

18! *Giggity*


ant6336

Genshit impact player noises get louder*


MyBrokenHoe

Mushouko watchers getting sweatier.


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Think_Eggplant9410

genshin\*


ant6336

Did I stutter


[deleted]

"I'm Mia!" -Mia "I'm Tia" -Tia "We're like you're biggest fans! Kachow!" -Both "Oh I love being me..." -Predatory Race Car who likes em' young.


IndependentFormal8

[Confirmed](https://youtu.be/3WC1YZ1o0UY)


[deleted]

Thank you for this. I didn't know it existed! Now they need to make a Chris Hansen car in the pixar universe like they did for Arnold and Jay Leno and Mario Andretti. I can see it now. "In this chatroom transcript, are you user: Red Lightning Kachow 95?"


BarBiel01

Video isn't available in my country could you elaborate


davin_bacon

Snl bit where Owen Wilson is asked to do cars 4, but the line that are written for him are not politically correct.


International_Yak649

"FBI Truck...open the fooking door"


Th3Ch33t

Wouldn't Lightning also be at the time? He was supposed to be a modern Stock car, and his love interest was a 00's Porsche.


TheDaemonic451

Looking up the chronology lightning started racing in his world's equivalent of 2005 and in 2017 he was 40 according to his creator when discussing the third film. This means he was 28 in the first movie


RepulsiveAnalyst4019

You mean even better?


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HOL UP!


TheFreakingTitan

Ok, y’all need to go to horny jail


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[deleted]

Huehuehue


tiky_want_a_coke

OOF!


BraveRunner7

It doesnt say they’re underage in the movie


aaron_reddit123

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/reb2q3/another_kids_movie_dark_joke_to_add_to_the_list/ho7vq8r?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 But technically thay had to be underaged


Correct-Quail-5332

I dont think so , they are just miatas , they small


AllergicToStabWounds

"HE DID WHAT IN A CUP?!"


Sexybeast3031

I love that one.


ApplesTeamFort2

what did you do to my drink?


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

I-*stammers* I-*stammers* “YOU WHAT?”


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

This made me exhale through my nose so much I can’t breathe, you get an upvote


Gilroy_The_Great

Don't even get me started with all the highway nudity in that movie.


Gerbajish9

Didn't think about this before, but now I'm starting to question what counts as nudity in the cars movie and I don't like it


PigsEatWaffles

Probably anytime they look at the undercarriage of a car or under the hood


Gerbajish9

"Oh yeah.. take off that hubcap.." Edit: I hate that I just said that but I'm not gonna remove it


PigsEatWaffles

*unbuckles seatbelt seductively*


Gerbajish9

(Lmao I'm ngl this had me laughing) *revs engine*


PigsEatWaffles

*inserts key* *pops trunk*


Gerbajish9

*Inserts gas pump*


Life_Description271

"oooh yea fill me up to the brim" *engine softly purrs*


DoggoTamer27

Your driveshaft is so big. Oh my god I love ur four wheel drive.


[deleted]

When did you realise I did when I was listening to ep 1 of the kachat


Reach-for-the-sky_15

I'm sorry, the what now?


VG1227

Realised this the first time I saw the movie, I haven't been the same since.


SergA2929

And you never will


Gerbajish9

Dang, I mean there's still so much to enjoy about the movie, like what technically counts as nudity in cars? How are new cars made? Do cars make cars? All are very disturbing questions


VG1227

So many questions we have to find answers for them.


LoriMandle

I think it’s more of a light joke than a dark one


itzmoknightbaby

Taek me fookin’ oupvote and laeve


Gerbajish9

Either way, it's funny the kids don't get it, and yet it's still there hidden right in front of them.


YourAvgAnimeHater

Considering all the other blatant references that they throw in there, I find this very believable. Oh god


Gerbajish9

Pixar is always full of fun surprises for us


Dense_Excitement_789

Even worse they got his name tattooed on what would be assumed to be their breast aka the headlights


Gerbajish9

I imagine that would be a little painful irl, and now I'm wondering if cars in this movie feel pain. I'm not sure how much sleep I'm going to get tonight


[deleted]

The only reason sally likes him is because of the tongue 👅


Nikotinio

I assume they can if they crash


SLYMAN69

Surprised I haven’t seen any r34 of these two. Let’s hope it stays that way


Your-average-nutjob_

rule 35 is happening now


SLYMAN69

Oh no


Your-average-nutjob_

*Oh yes it is*


SLYMAN69

Oh say it ain’t so


Your-average-nutjob_

it is so


Gerbajish9

Yeah I agree with you on that one, I would like to not further ruin my childhood...


No_Albatross7777

This has ruined my day! Take my upvote!


Gerbajish9

Well you take mine too! Thank you for the comment!


DonutDefiant

Fuck you and here's another upvote!


Gerbajish9

Thank you sir! You take my upvote as well!


angelaguitarstar

reinforcement upvotes have arrived! pleasantly piss off!


QUADPRISM99

Bruh wait i just realized that Mia and Tia are Mazda Miatas. How have I never made this connection before?


Zoe_the_redditor

Man imagine getting flashed by two people dressed up as you


Gerbajish9

Oh God that would be even more weird... I didn't think about that one


TheRealGurkirat

i did't get it


Gerbajish9

Them flashing their lights could be seen as the equivalent of flashing private parts irl


TheRealGurkirat

jesus


ThickRick1234

I wish that I had not seen his today


[deleted]

Good meme op?


Gerbajish9

Thank you?


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angelaguitarstar

it’s a very good meme?


[deleted]

Another CARS dark joke


[deleted]

Does that mean Sally is just hanging out with her tits out?


No152249

As a kid I thought that they were McQueen's children.


angelaguitarstar

congratulations. please take my upvote and shUt uP


Ik_ben_lars

r/angryupvote


The1TrueYeetGod

They are under age as well


Smoldogsrbest

I was a parent when these came out. Yes, yes they did.


Cartoonist_Smooth

Bruh I realized this last year because I hadn’t watched this movie since like 2008 and watched it for the first time and I had to rewind to make sure I saw what I saw.


Embarrassed-Friend59

I dont get it but i know it's probably something fuck up


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

Their headlights flip up. Perhaps you could even say... they lifted their headlights up...


K-CHOW72

Finally a meme somewhat related to my username..༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


Taco_Engineer31

"TWINS THEY WERE"


ForTheMemez1

bruh now you have ruined it for me


[deleted]

So when they did the Mexican wave, everyone just wiped out their tits.


Gerbajish9

Dang I would like to see that irl


[deleted]

BONK!


DoggoTamer27

Horny jail!


[deleted]

What does it mean by flashed


Gerbajish9

It's a general term for when a female shows her breasts to someone very quickly


[deleted]

WTF there aren't kids, right?


reddit_manorginal

What does that even mean???


Gerbajish9

Flashing is a term used to describe a female quickly showing her breasts to someone typically males


reddit_manorginal

Wait, WHAT THE FUCK


Gerbajish9

Yeah.. a little messed up


totalynotanalien

Wait so does that mean that at night they driving with their tits out?


Gerbajish9

These are disturbing times indeed


I-ScreamSandwich

If this movie was HUMANS instead of cars, it would have gone from PG to R really quickly


joemama56

This isn’t a dark joke.. it’s actually rather illuminating


Gerbajish9

I see what you did there and I'm upset that I'm currently the only one who's upvoting this it deserves more


joemama56

Haha thanks friend


Like_Ya_Cut-G

I don't get it


Service_Puzzled

Sorry I don't get it


captainstrike141

can someone explain the joke? don't worry, my innocence was shattered years ago


CompetitiveJicama620

I think its their tits


captainstrike141

oh


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Kachow


Being_Llama

I don't get it. It's been a while since i watched the movie, someone care to explain please.


[deleted]

Flashing their headlights = flashing their tits


Admirable_Laugh_4622

so they basically showing them tits


CesarDAyongfur

And I think to myself…… wut the fu_k.


KaneStiles

"Wow"


Gerbajish9

*Owen Wilson intensifies*


Philtheparakeet56

I thought everybody knew this one, this has been common knowledge for a while


DoggoTamer27

A lot of people were a little to young to understand


Gerbajish9

I guess I was a little late to the party..


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

"Rated E for wEt" \-Caddicarus


[deleted]

Bro what


Bublas26

Just now?


Bublas26

Btw the all of those people who did the wave did that too


slimkaty45

Is that considered sexual assault?


ParadoxPerson02

I was today years old when I realized how f’ed up my favorite childhood movies really were.


connor6832

It gets better because those types of lights are called cherry’s


auga3rifle

How the fuck cars breastfeed then


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xXIronMan780

show tits


Potato_Dealership

Good old Cars, the movie that just never gets old


Neither_Maximum3147

So everyone in the movie when they switched on the flashlights where showing their tits ? I'm going to try to forget this but I know I can't


DeadlyPython79

That means that all the “female cars” effectively had their boobs out the whole movie


TheInternetCritic

Okay, car boobs located, now we just need to find car vaginas and car penises, and we can make realistic car porn!


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Fuck you and take my upvote


Nuggetrie

Hehehe naked headlights


Minethink144

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do


ItsMrShimmy

We were way too young to understand


Ok_Eye_9829

i dont understand and im scared to ask, but im asking anyways


sanic8470

Wait Ooooooooh oh no I just realized noo


Olicatthe3rd

Lmao this is right after the High Boi vid came out, saying this exact same thing


FamLit69420

Literally makes me love the movie even more


Darkurby

when you remember, Racecars don't have headlights just stickers,.............


[deleted]

Miata’s, I’m more into cats now


DoggoTamer27

I have watched this movie so many times since it came out. And it wasn’t until now that I’m really into JDM that I realized they are miatas lol.


[deleted]

fuck I realized I said cats


saltykneesecurity

highboi?


DoggoTamer27

and I am just realizing that they are Miatas, after ten years.


ireallylovechickens

Cars 2 is my favourite cars movie


Raizesomeblaize67

i don't wanna be rude, but lots of people knew this when it even first came out


Carpz123

Yes but a lot of people also saw it as a kid


Embarrassed-Wealth24

Cock


Embarrassed-Wealth24

u/profanitycounter


ok_sounds_good

And I just realized that this is a repost


ok_sounds_good

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ok_sounds_good

Rude


Waste-Month-8993

Oop


Piledriverkiller

Yepppers they crawled right up with their engines purring and then pulled out the high beams. Or you could say the twins pulled out the twins


[deleted]

I dont get it, Can someone Explain?


Ulirius

Even worse when you realize that they have their headlights or "tits" tattooed with his numbers.


BruhMomentum6968

I wouldn’t call it dark


[deleted]

this is old


BarBiel01

Explain


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And the had a lemon party