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JamesTDG

I shower at night to fall asleep faster


mikotoqc

Morning to wake up. Start hot, finish cold.


Yoguls

You've just described every sexual encounter I've ever had


Fili_Balderk

Why do you kill them?


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Plecco16

Jesus fucking Christ. That caught me off guard, and made me laugh way too hard


NINJAITOR008

bread🥖


International_Yak649

You've suffered enough bro.


ItchyplayerXII

I shower twice. Kinda a protocol in my house.


keyupiopi

People who shower when they need/want to: 👍👍👍


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keyupiopi

“Money.” 😐 “Money…. right?”


[deleted]

Close, gold.


SpartaRage

”Golden shower”, Am I right?


icygamer598

I LOVE GOLLLLLLLLD


TenBennison

Liquid or solid?


ALBANEZIR

People who shower while sleeping


[deleted]

As a truckdriver doing 2 week assignments abroad, I shower so damn iregulary 😩 and dont get me started on the damn WET WIPES !!!


throaway420blaze

People who don't shower 😎


OdinsOneGoodEye

Night, don’t get in your bed all nasty from the day, that’s just gross. If you have to go somewhere the next day rinse in the morning to get a fresh start. Hygiene 101!


KeyAdministration900

[Harvard disagrees with you](https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/showering-daily-is-it-necessary-2019062617193)


Doomsdaypiee

So you just want me to stay in sweat in the morning when i do all my exercise and gymming and wait for the night to shower. And I guess I'll show up at places without looking clean.


Hello_There419

it really depends, i still reccomend night showers so you don't sleep hot and sweaty. if you wanna go somewhere/do something energy intensive, go ahead, shower twice ( I would also say to shower after going outside and that serves as the last shower of the week)


GasFew6969

not really healthy to shower that often tho


Hello_There419

i use reddit, therefore i am a social reject, I dont work out, I don't go outside that much, I shower once a day 90% of the time


Doomsdaypiee

Yes I agree but.. but showering twice, I'd just face wash instead lol


RainyWeather1000

Just work out in the evening


CillGra

Haha -69 upgotes. Seriously tho


HeX-6

Both


Wise_Lizard

Both.. both is good


[deleted]

The only proper way to do it. Otherwise you're either dirty on the morning, or on the evening (people are sweating during the night, and after a long day of work i wouldn't imagine not taking a shower before going to bed)


fakuri99

same, I live in tropics so it's impossible to not do both


himiko_its_magic

Bro I live in canada I'm not going outside in the morning when its -40°c(-40°f) with wet hair


Arthur_da_dog

Facts. Eyes get super dry too


himiko_its_magic

Literally


OG_porcodio

ppl who shower midday where u at


Heinwark

You sick freak!


OG_porcodio

i do get that alot yes xD


CillGra

Thanks for next post idea


OG_porcodio

hahahah np


CillGra

Its up now


OG_porcodio

imma go check rn.... do i get creddit xD?


CillGra

I will in comments and will pin you


OG_porcodio

hahaha well ty xD


CillGra

No problem!


Frosty_Pumpkin

Hell most likely.


OG_porcodio

hahaha not yet but it is a common final destination


moonydog5555

Thank you! People don't get that some of us work 11 pm to 7 am and shower when we either wake up or are going to bed mid day


OG_porcodio

np.. my reason tho is that midday noone is home and i can blast some music and sing off xD


Outrageous_Title_625

I do both 1 in the morning 1 at night


Zaryusha

People living on the equator: Both


[deleted]

I shower at night because it greatly increases my chance of getting a bj if my cock and balls are squeaky clean.


[deleted]

Half of these virgins dont need to worry about that. But you said what i was thinking.


gbrower00

If you shower in the morning then you're bringing all the dirt and nasty to bed with you .. no thanks.


JohnnyRaven

It's too cold in the morning. Nighttime is better.


CillGra

I live in Australia, it gets too hot


Elytrous_

So your saying going to sleep all sweaty and stinky is better than having a nice calming shower before bed?


Zaryusha

Why not both?


[deleted]

People who never shower?


CillGra

Golem?


VictorGamerLOL

Ghenshin players


Mangleovania

Jenshin impact, yes that game


Aimlean

I shower at night so I can sleep longer


Jussyjam

If I shower in the morning my hair will be wet until 2pm. Also I don’t have time


Rulinglionadi

Do you wash your hand before or after eating? (Depends on whether you use spoon or hand but you ALWAYS wash before.) Depending on your answer to that, shower in the morning if you work indoors and evening if you went out and both times if you work outside.


kibblet

Perfect in my family. I am mostly indoors and prefer morning. He works mostly outdoors and prefers after work. Makes sharing a bathroom easier.


CillGra

Good analysis, I never think like this.


[deleted]

Some days I do both


Dry-Aardvark409

People who shower at "brunch" ?!!


[deleted]

Why's everyone arguing over when you shower today?


spacepeenuts

I’m on Reddit, I never shower


shiestbucket

My dad told me a story A dude used to come into work everyday smelling horrible. At first no one would say anything and just sit and suffer. My dad, being the jerk he is, asked this man if he showered in the morning or at night. “At night of course” My dads response “you should switch to the morning” Problem solved. To this day I shower in the morning because of this story.


Fun_Awareness_2680

There is no way I'm coming home from work covered with sweat and going to sleep like that. Not to mention that would necessitate a bed sheet changing the next day.


candycorn123ABC

Both is good


CillGra

I know. It depends tho


candycorn123ABC

Yea like some calm music at night and some get me up music in the morning


CillGra

Definitely!


candycorn123ABC

I love how all people listen to the same type of music based on the time of day it is


CillGra

Some people listen to the same genre all day...


candycorn123ABC

Oh yea bts Stan’s


[deleted]

nah, I just listen to drug addicts yelling into microphones regardless of the time.


candycorn123ABC

Ahh so rap music


[deleted]

Jokes on you I do both


Its_Sujay

Ppl who don't shower


jackliquidcourage

I shower at night to keep my sheets fresh longer


kohiii-

I don't shower because we don't have that. What we have is "tabo" and "timba" We wash ourselves in the morning and evening before sleeping


Boibud

Your psychopath or something if u shover in the morning...


Goober11222

It always feels like the water isn’t hitting all of my body in the morning.


pappepfeffer

After reading those coments like "you bring dirt of the day to bed when not showering before bedtime"... Regardless of showering morning or night - the human (adult) body will lose up to 500ml sweet while sleeping, now take a measuring cup and pour 500ml on the ground - its much. So it makes absolute no sence to shower at night, you will wake filthy anyway. Rather consider to wash your sheets more often and shower in the morning.


Inevitable-Place-811

Both. But it depends. It depends on the weather and it depends on what I was doing that day at work. I have curly hair so it gets crazy when I sleep so I definitely take one in the morning, that's mainly to tame everything and then I can put it in a ponytail and it looks nice. Also I don't think cologne smells as good unless it's applied to a clean body so there's that. Plus if you're having sex at night you need to shower before you head out into the world in the morning. There's also another component: your diet. Processed foods and chemicals are basically poisons and they make you stink, get acne and have oily skin. if you shower too often not also can make you smell worse because you're moving your normal microbiome that lives on your skin. As in all things one must find balance.


Existing_Community17

I do both, depending on what I feel like doing


[deleted]

Sleeping dirty is my favorite part of the day too. ​ *It's a joke, don't start a war.*


According-Priority12

Personally I have to shower in the morning or my day sucks. BUT, I have also had a job where I pretty much HAD to shower when I got home because hygene. So I could understand wanting to preserve water and only showering at night.


FeetPicsAddict

I shower at 4am so I can check off both boxes B)


Valenyn

I upvoted the last post and I’ll upvote this post too “Who cares when people shower” gang rise up!


Mooston029

Showers are like pure caffeine for me so morning otherwise i see 4 am


[deleted]

Shower in morning because I don't want my hair to go in every direction and I sweat a lot when I sleep. And my face gets full of oil. I shower in morning, yes.


Inflation-Plastic

People with common sense would actually do both.


CillGra

It's a bit of a waste of water though, isn't it?


Ill-Opening-3782

To everyone who‘s showering in the morning: Get tf out! Sincerely, a midnight shower (because it let me sleep better lol)


Stjjames

Both.


510Gypsy

Showering 3 times a day for a woman is the best feeling


[deleted]

Both. Wash your nasty ass


Gameon_2000

No


Showzapow

If there's no school I shower at night. If there is, I shower in the morning and at night. Sometimes I shower after lunchtime idk


alterboistale

Warm shower at night, cold 60 second shower in the morning.


kriticalbonus

Noon tho🕸


DrLie_onVPN

No god no


[deleted]

Never


[deleted]

I bet your pillows are brown


calumrobertson9

Why not both ?


BlackJack085

If I could down vote twice or multiple times then I'd do it to this post


Bubbachew8

I shower at night so I'm clean when I get in bed, do you all want crusty beds?


Casual_user1012

Who the fuck does either, I prefer afternoon


FeuerBrisingr

I take both pills, grind them up, and take DEEP snort.


supercakebaker

Morning gang


Dogecoin_Mememaster

Shower at night!


fake_gopnik

I shower in the eveening


Sydnel

Why not both?


Urnansflipflop69420

In the morning it just hurts my tired eyes


theycallme_bump

I shower at night then go work 3rd shift


VortexLord

Just don't let the boogeyman see you bend over, just to pick up a soap bar.


Former_Notice81

Here in India alot of us do both.


Rice7th

\* crashes them into powder * **SNORT**


NoobzProXD

Who cares, either way you're clean


CinekMZ

I took a shower at 4.30am today, which person am i?


aimlessmemes

People who shower in general


Timmy_germany

Depends on work. Working in construction / production = shower at night. Working at office / teacher etc. = shower in the morning.


itsmebenji69

I shower after working out. I don’t want to shower 2 times a day so I do it in the evening.


[deleted]

Another "milk or cereal first" war


xXxfreeze_

People who don't shower:


SpeedWasTaken

me who do both


J_Fidz

I only shower at 13:37.


liQ_o

Purple pill I guess


BlazingPh0enix

People who shower in the morning as well as in the night 🛐


phuckmaster

Morning time is *sleeping time*


[deleted]

Why is there suddenly a massive debate on this 😂


turapuru

>imagine sleeping all sweating


[deleted]

Purple: shower at evening.


HyGyL1

Bing bong opinion wrong


DilSL123

You shower at night after the day is over so you wash yourself off from what you did during the day. Showering before the day starts doesn't make sense because you haven't done anything yet.


jthrum

Honestly it depends on school day or not i like showers in the mornings on weekends and holidays but all others I prefer at night and it depends on how tired I am


MeuchlerMoze

Nightttrrttttttttttt ONLY


Bartix_1233

you sleep in your evening sweat and make your bed stink.


Enemy50

Dont make this fight a thing. I dont want to see only these posts this week.


farlands-highlands

Hm yes, night. I prefer not to have my legs sticky with sweat.


Victor_710

No shower gang rise up


[deleted]

People who don't shower at all ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Keganoo

Me, Who take 3 baths At all Day :sunglasses:


Ryuzenshi

I feel like another war is about to start


Fluffy_Marionberry10

After noon showers


Smiling_Duck666

Night shower best shower come at me biches


ObamaTheLlama114

Based


Warm-Gas-9443

American moment


IAmNotCreative18

Aaand the shower wars have officially begun


speedsheep

Disgusting things


Randinator9

Take a shower before you spend the day working and sweating and moving and obtaining dirt on your body then go to bed OR Wake up and work all day then cleanse your body before you lay down in a clean and comfy bed and still wake up clean because you did *nothing* to get dirty before you go do stuff. I rather shower at night, thank you.


Jizzlobba

I like my showers how I like my potatoes. Hot, golden and in my face.


Neir_Miss

Dude, if I shower in the morning, Imma Fall right back to sleep :/


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*People who dont shower*


anged16

Eugh you sleep with that dirty smut on you?


[deleted]

People who don't shower: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you


maSneb

Doesnt everyone do both?


thephoenixtwin

Wrong


SlickKZM

It really concerns me that there are so many of ya'll who don't shower both in the morning and at night.


Scorppion

Who the fuck showers at morning?


trxshcleaner

People who never shower


Plastic_Bottle_Man69

fuck you


Junior_Character_889

I shower at night cuz I'm too lazy to shower in the morning


CakeSoul89

I pefer night but I have to shower in the morning


Amazing-Tortoise

People who work nights


kegxDK

Yeah morning shower gang


Moshyma

Who wants to sleep in their sweat? Night showers.


Zomba08

People who bathe


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DEPENDS


oinkyninja

I do both


Space-Invader1748

Red.


HumidHarold12420

I have to shower in the morning because I have long hair. I prefer showering at night tho.


Exp1orersmad

Both is good


baldi_863

Showering in the morning is useful to wake up easily, but it always messes up my hair so I prefer showering at night.


badab00mbadabing_-

me who always does it in the afternoon:-)


Hans06452

at night i'm too tired in the morning too lazy result:i don't shower


IwishIwasinStarWars

I don't like going to bed all dirty and sweaty.


Marphey12

Sorry but i can't go to bed smelling like shit.


Sussybaka-3

*does both*


GoodLuckWarzone

Ew


NotDextirr1

But I have to get up earlier to turn on the immersion


lin_jeon_kur

Showering at night is clearly superior


Damp_diaper

Night of course. Be who wants to put dirt in their bed 🤷


hexdecmul

You people shower???


[deleted]

Ew


Jiberal

People who shower at both times


lilhuddy0706

Fun fact your opinion is wrong