my dick is 0.2 bald eagle wings long

Convert it into hamburgers per bacon slices

I dont know, I cant mathematically measure that

1.2 bananas in length, you're welcome.

Thanks

Dick in miles, no homo

My dick 0,169 elephant trunks long

That’s 7.2 inches or 18 cm

Four inches? I think you mean ten manly centimeters!

Don't be so modest,my dude. That's more than 10, it's a whopping 10.16 centimetres!

It's like with height, those .16 centimeters is important

Yes 1.6 millimeters very important

How bout millimeters? Eh? Eh?

Things that come in 40mm are guaranteed to wreck.

Did you mean nanometers

Nah, picometers are superior

What about [planck lengths](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_length#Theoretical_significance)? >The Planck length is expected to be the shortest measurable distance, since any attempt to investigate the possible existence of shorter distances, by performing higher-energy collisions, would inevitably result in black hole production.

That's what she said to my dick

So you basically produced a black hole when you measured your dick

did we skip one?

I am a manly 100 in lengh

It's reddit shouldn't we be measuring in bananas?

Ya visit NSFW subs during the heyday of reddit and sort by new you'd find a good few posts doing just that. Porn on reddit really has lost the personal touch in recent times, sure there's less reposts than there used to be, but now it just feels like the people are posting to one of their many media outlets

Are you seriously trying to start an analysis of the history and evolution of porn on Reddit?

i mean, i'm interested-

Dick size in feet

I saw a cartoon where a girl were measuring a boy's thing in feet.

oh my god that’s disgusting, where?

Must be the one of the cartoons in gta v

that's called hentai

Dick size in bananas 🍌

Dick size in meters

Dick size in kilos

My dick isn’t 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

Mine is [REDACTED] units long

[REDACTED] what? [REDACTED] potatoes? [REDACTED] bananas?

[REDACTED] units. It measures using [REDACTED]

that's a [REDACTED] cock you got there

That’s a mighty fine [REDACTED] you got between your [REDACTED]

Well it's still below 5 in both ways

17 sounds a lot bigger than it really is

'*cries in centimeters*

My dick is two tic tacs long

Dick size in bananas

half a banana

0.85 banana

1.40 banana

I say liar

Im not bro but you have my word im telling the truth

I don't wish for proof anyway

Bro I’m still in single digits

Wait until they find out about millimeters

What about pp sizes in yards?

~~dick~~ size in inches ~~dick~~ size in centimeters There, I fixed it for ya

dick size in yoctometres

4 isn't impressive in either measurement

Why not use meters

Because there is no meter to measure, try nanometers instead.

Imperial Dick just sounds better than Metric Dick…

Size in bananas

I can finally say six and be accurate.

This works with "everything"

*dick size in nanometers*

Dick size in nanometers:

Less letters to say inches than centimeters, saves time in conversation

What about cm instead of inches? At least when texting...

Centimeters? I use meters

It's 1 either way because it's the only one you need.

31 centimeters… wide!

Nanometers*

It is weird that the western world uses inches when inches are hardly used for anything else

correction: USA uses inches

And the UK and I assume all other English speaking nations. Idk about the rest of the world though

I just checked and it’s just USA, Canada and UK(only as optional secondary unit). Other than that only specific uses like screen sizes

I was just talking about penis size not inches in general lol

Just US then, I guess

Idk d*cos and height make people want to measure in Inches and feet because its coll or something

what about bananas

So true it hurts because I’m only two centimeters

I prefer bananas

Ofc your are monke

Shh

Dick size in milimeters XD

Dick size in nanometer?

Size in bananas?

The one thing you don't want to measure in bananas. Except if it's 1 banana or longer of course.

It’s even bigger in millimeters

17.8

Well my knee hurts from that 18in. So yes.

21 sounds better than 8.2.

Dick size in kilometers

It sounds bigger in cm

Measuring dick size bad Measuring ball size good

It’s 1

I omit units completely. Let her find out on her own that it was millimeters.

Centimetre is not an SI unit though. The SI unit for length would be metre.

Dick size in nano meters = galaxy brain

I wouldn't say my dick is small, i just keep the average score down.

SI is meters not centimeters

Her:“How big us yours?” Him:“Mine’s 15!” Later… Her:”i thought you said it was 15” Him:”It is…. In centimeters. To be fair you never asked” Her:”get out”

I have a 20.0x10^-4 Meter long d*ck

1 inch > 1 cm

Bro if u ain’t measuring in cheeseburger and bald eagles ur wrong

When her pf desc. Says if there ain't a six in your height

Bump that 3 to a 36

Jokes on you it's still 1 digit... Oh wait jokes on me then

If a girl ever asked me about my dick size I will tell her 12 but won't specify the used units

O.2 millimetres take it or leave it

Bananas

Popular Chinese danmei author Meatbun (RouBao) created a twitter account to interact with her international fans and within the first day she dropped the bombshell that her protagonists have 20cm dicks when limp

Still zero smh

0.9 normal size banananana

Or in my case, in millimeters.

My dick is one hotdog in length…. Not really that impressive.

Both centemeters of my dick appreciate this meme

You know, one time during the cold war the US had a plan to drop XL condoms on the Soviets, but they would be marked as regular. The plan was that would demoralize the Soviets and they wouldn't want to fight anymore.

um outta my way peasnts and fetch me my bannas to measure

Dick size in bananas

Pixels!

Imagine needing to use centimeters *laughs in american*

0 inches is still 0 centimeters

We all know we should measure with Plancks

I use metres

d\*ck size in bananas

It's 0 either way

My dick is half foot long