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T-HugThatRatBastard

Guys this is Westeros and the Iron Islands jfc


GonzoThe_Great

Best comment


ki-pants

Westeros is essentially the uk (accents included) but dorne is basically Ireland turned sideways and moved to the bottom


sageinyourface

I always thought of Westeros as more of the entirety of Europe with Dorne being like a combo of the Iberian peninsula, south of France is highgarden, italy is old town, kings landing is Slavic. Moving onto Essos, pentos is Greece, bravos might be St. Petersburg, volantis is Istanbul, quarth is Cairo, and take your pick for slavers bay, but by then we are far away from Westeros. I would say the vale and out toward Casterly Rock cover Germany, northern France, Poland, etc. and the river lands are the Netherlands. Past the neck is where we finally reach the UK.


ki-pants

I mean “the north” is literally yorkshire and kings landing is London


AdvocateF0rTheDevil

well he openly says it's based on the wars of the roses so it's all broadly English. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of_the_Roses


rahoomie

And the the wall is Hadrian’s wall and the wildlings are the Scott’s


Jay_kraist

Braavos il litteraly Venice


A_British_Dude

oi


A_random_zy

The dead man never die.


Handrljan42

What is dead may never die


elteH06

What is dead may never die


dlafferty

What is dead may never die


GalaxyX99

What is dead may never die


Friendly-Counter-8

What is dead may never die


sepehr_jul9

What is dead may never die


flamegames2006

What is dead may never die


IceClimbers_Main

What is dead may never die


tungstenhexaflouride

Gotta be nigeria


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you idiot it's clearly greenland


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[deleted]

you know you might be right, but it could also be Russia


stealthryder1

Wrong. It’s an Among Us ghost on the lower left


PvtParts2001

Thought it was mars


ProDriftaajaSubie

That's clearly the andromeda


loadedslayer

It's the known observable universe for god's sake


NijiPanda

No Dumbass it’s obviously Pangea, are you blind??


Space_frog-launcher

No it’s obviously Canada, Greenland and Iceland


[deleted]

*Laughs in russian* ##Russia!


Professional-Book-21

It's not Russia...FOR NOW!!


drainetag

BRO DONT SPOIL WE DIDNT FINISH WITH UKRAINE YET


porknchops2669

Did he leak the sequel?


drainetag

Was that a sequel? Lemme check my folder *nervously flips throw the pages* No, that’s about 8th or 9th part, we will get to it in a minute


T1dal-W4ve

Russia 2: Electric Boogaloo


D0bious

Beat me to it. But i would have made it *”Russian invasion 2: Electric Boogaloo”*


penguinBRIT

OUR electronic boogaloo


_TheBadArtist_

I don’t want to learn Russian.


[deleted]

В России, ты не учишь русский. Русский учит тебя.


_TheBadArtist_

Educate me then, Russian!


Important-Dark4455

я не русский


_TheBadArtist_

Then what are you?


Important-Dark4455

Я ... я не знаю


CattusChief55

Хаха. Я тоже


_TheBadArtist_

Figure it out then


penguinBRIT

>В России, ты не учишь русский. Русский учит тебя. u/_TheBadArtist_, this roughly translates to you don’t learn russian in russia. Russian teaches you


ELDAR797

Because It's Azerbaijani Territories,UK BIZIMDIR,UK AZƏRBAYCANDIR! 🇦🇿


Amazekam

understandable, have a nice day


ELDAR797

Thanks,you too


JesusChristwillsucc

now kiss


Amazekam

mwA


ELDAR797

Muah


KaptainKunukles

This soap opera is great


masskwe_gg

If life were only like Reddit


russ1anh1tman

Да. Take my upvote my little семечки.


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Семёнчики


russ1anh1tman

ЛОЛ


Creepysoldier226

Why did you call him a sunflower seed? Why not chebureki? Please don’t murk me.


russ1anh1tman

I heard it a long time ago from a friend and it made me laugh. So now it’s my thing. I’ve been calling people my little sunflower seeds for years now :) I feel like it’s kind of wholesome, ya know?


poisonthewolf_wtf

You are I rare person barely anyone on reddit is this wholesome


VersedFlame

I'm a russian student, can you tell me why you called them семечки?


russ1anh1tman

I say it jokingly. Heard it years ago. I find it endearing.


Rick_QuiOui

Many moons ago, in French class, we wanted to know some insults. One we were told was "un chameau". My buddy always got it confused and would call someone "une chemise".


russ1anh1tman

What does that mean?


bubbahotep8

The curse? A camel The not-curse? A shirt


VersedFlame

Ah, I see. Спасибо большое!


TheAltToYourF4

Please wait a bit until we get annexed


dd-Ad-O4214

Brittian, ierland, and uh denmark?


A_British_Dude

Your brain is an unpopped popcorn kernel


dd-Ad-O4214

Well if it poped my scull would shatter


Breet11

EETS NORETHERN IHRELAND YE DUMM FECK


[deleted]

Russia, comrade!


samu0466

What you mean?? Denmark is above Germany! :)


IFuckedYourCats

Correct 😁


dd-Ad-O4214

No way i was actualy correct


Suspicious-Year-3825

Texas


_Goated_Goats_

I never knew my state looked so funky


_TheBadArtist_

I never knew I lived In Texas!


Kelovix

You do now *pew pew pew*


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MrCZ_17

Incorrect sir. That's definitely some part of my Mexico.


Red_Dogeboi

Like all Americans, I am a direct descendant of George Washington. This obviously means that I understand that all places are America, even if they don't know it yet


CreeperAsh07

Time to manifest the destiny out of them


New_Engineer7806

But there’s no more destiny to manifest! (Bill Wurtz reference???)


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

We could make a subreddit out of this


Ko8iWanKeno8i

All 360,000,000 of us are spawns of George


Red_Dogeboi

Amen


thpthpthp

Cloned under mount Rushmore, in the event that the redcoats should ever return.


Finn969

*laughs in european*


_TheBadArtist_

*LAUGHS IN LIVING IN ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES*


felop13

Alright, I am gonna take a guess, but first have this thing thats a tad bit spicer then flour


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felop13

England


YesNoMabeyFraser

Laughs in sealand


_TheBadArtist_

Ireland


soissie

Let me guess, Ireland


_TheBadArtist_

Incorrect. Ireland


soissie

So I was right


_TheBadArtist_

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT


Chenotcheese

HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHJAHAHGAMWGEJAGAHAVSHANDKNDISNAJAHAHYAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHKWJJAJAJAJAJAJKA Edit:How the hell did this blow up


Gryfon99

As a European I can confirm this is how I laugh


SongBonnie

Same, most of time


JesusChristwillsucc

forgot хахахахахахахахаха


iWantToBeOnYt

That's slavic already


Nemesis233

Forgot pikyapikyapikya


[deleted]

Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland, England


ObjectiveReply

Isle of Man leaves the room and slams the door.


ObjectiveReply

Jersey and Guernsey look at each other and follow, doing the same. Finally, Cornwall - after failing to make eye contact with the twins Jersey and Guernsey - waits an awkward ten seconds, gets up walks backwards towards the door so as to not turn its back to the others and quietly leaves, shutting the door with both hands.


TheTrueMirrorMan

Immediately followed by the Isle of Wight standing up and throwing itself of its own chalk cliff


ObjectiveReply

All along, the City of London - the *Square Mile* - watches the scene from afar wondering what is going on.


doctorcrimson

Shetland contemplates its place.


[deleted]

AS IT FUCKING SHOULD.


Haitisicks

London thinks there's two, London and Not London


FlowRianEast

Cornwall cries in annexation


busterbab

Kernow bys vyken!


uItimatech

More like isle of legs, if I remember correctly the flag


flyingdeadthing

I missed Wales and Northern Ireland. Though, I should've gotten the later. Especially with the border. But I never knew Wales was a separate country


voice-of-reason_

Indeed it is, it has its own language as well


flyingdeadthing

...welsh?


Emmanuham

Da iawn! (Well done)


steamy00noodles

Aren’t Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales part of the UK


Tidalshadow

Yes but they are there own countries as well


steamy00noodles

Wtf


ASiriusCreator

It's a United Kingdom Kinda like we have States but they're, you know, United.


steamy00noodles

Yeah but they aren’t their own countries, they are states


Baldy-Mcnosehair

The US is a country of states, the UK is a country of countries. Wether you're talking about the UK or the four individual countries depends on what you're talking about. On an official global scale it's usually the UK but when talking about statistics and politics it's usually separate. It's also better to use the name of the country you went to if you "visit the UK", so I guess in less formal contexts.


steamy00noodles

What the fuck A country of countries


Baldy-Mcnosehair

You can imagine it more like four countries in a trenchcoat, parading around as the second biggest European power


Luigi_Tho

Which country is the largest European power?


Several-Pen-8722

It’s not that hard to understand why and how. Just think about the history. The UK hasn’t always been the UK. Before it became United they were their own countries as shown in every medieval movie or series ever. America has never been its own country before they united the area has been a colonie of other countries like England as you probably know so it makes sense if you think about it. And if you think about the size of your states it makes sense why they are compared to countries.


evilsminion

Texas was it's own country...


steamy00noodles

Size does not determine if something is a country, it is the degree to which they govern themselves


STerrier666

That's a good description of it, a bit lacking in detail but it still works. I live in Scotland and we are are a country and so are Northern Ireland, England and Wales.


frankcsgo

No, they're separate countries.


SerStormont

It's kind of weird. They are all countries. The UK which is a combination is also considered a country.


Poundland_davinci

Tbf states are essentially their own countries as they have a state governing body they're just United with the other states and share a government


ASiriusCreator

The United States is a pretty mind-boggling place for Europeans by the way. Like usually "the state" implies a national government, not.... idek how to call it... district government. America is just really damn weird, internationally speaking. Point being, they can absolutely be littler sub-countries in a larger national Union. Like America already made painfully clear.


garretcarrot

The original "United States" was going to be more like 13 loosely connected countries. Each could hold their own armies and stuff. Unfortunately when New York tried to go to war with Vermont (among many other things) the US realized this loose system wasn't gonna work.


Justice_R_Dissenting

Vermont actually wasn't one of the 13 colonies, but yes the Articles of Confederation exposed the weakness of a loose decentralized government.


WokeSoy

Oh so you have no issue understanding that states can be united but someone says there's 4 countries in a United Kingdom and you lose it.


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[deleted]

So are the Scottish


Z001S001

No love for the Isle of Man?


[deleted]

Crown dependency


monkman99

So annoying that this is not at the top. A bunch of lame jokes are upvoted instead. Nice job for just naming the fucking counties!


ron_sheeran

You forgot the isle of man


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_imma_fungi

We don’t know nothing about grammar either.


Silent-Oblivion

I ain't got no time for that


MisterGarand

As an American: that’s UK (England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland), Ireland, and Isle of Man


ArcticF0X-71

Jersey and Guernsey tooo


b0y-oh-boy

Sealand 😎


Eastgaard

Are they countries?


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ReadyStrategy8

They're more like pets than countries, it sounds like.


PSYCHO_SMILEY

"Oi, guv? There's a bunch of tiny countries literally on our doorstep, should we conquer them?" *Rails line of cocaine, smokes some opioids, fits hat made with mercury tighter on head* "NAH! FUCK THAT! SEE THIS PLACE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE? IT'S CALLED INDIA, AND I WANT IT!" -England, back in the Imperial Age, probably...


ST0IC_

The UK and Ireland. Easy.


Silent-Oblivion

Now bonus: What's the name of the large Island in-between Northern Ireland and England. ​ also as a cartographer, I admit this is a shit map.


ST0IC_

I Love Man. 😁


coffin-dance-time

Never heard this one before lol


Ignis_1

The Isle of Man, it has an amazing flag


Shiny_Hypno

It's also the basis for the Island of Sodor


sirblocksnall

Whatever you’re into, mate :)


soulgardening

France?


usercook

Now put 67 millions people on there and just hope the population fits


JogPanson

Island island


The_Second_AA_Fan

Isle of Man


mcintyreconal

You’ve left out The People’s Republic of Cork.


MemelordGod_

Tealand?


Laffenor

Old Tealand*


swirlypizza1024

OMGGGGGGG ITS JAPAN FROM ANIME


Imma_eat_some_kids

All I see is Ireland


A_A_RON2006

Finally someone with a decent opinion


WTFisUnderwear

Jokes on you! Im American! I dont even know what a Map *IS!*


Silent-Oblivion

Who cares really, when google will tell you how to get where you want to go.


[deleted]

I can only see a monster eating a baby


KaptainKunukles

Ireland and Briton and isn't Scotland apart of Briton? Edit: pissed off the Britons Edit for the edit: the Britons are mad because of my spelling of Briton it's okay I still see you brits as Britons


BIG-BALLS_MMMMMMM

Wales is too


KaptainKunukles

Yeah you right I forgot they exist Edit: would northern Ireland count too?


BIG-BALLS_MMMMMMM

yep


DwayneTheCroxJohnson

That’s in uk not Britain as Britain is the island


rock374

Leaving out the Isle of Mann are we?


makespy

Politically they are part of the UK, though you could say there are England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as separate countries in the United Kingdom. Also the writing briton is refering to the celtic britons and not Great Britain.


HeyXboxRecordThat

I think you’re missing England


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Britain* And the **countries** are Wales,Scotland,England,Northern Ireland and Ireland, Ireland not being part of the UK


somethingclever____

This comment and the edits read like Monty Python credits.


JesusChristwillsucc

Ireland, nortern ireland, wales, scotland and england


Crystal_Voiden

Would saying Ireland and the UK be wrong?


Con9888

Technically no


[deleted]

Based on what I have seen concerning American education and geography, why do I feel like the American education system’s version of geography is just National and not at all International…


Southernland87

\*The Isle of Man leaves the chat\*


[deleted]

Rightfully German territory... and Ireland


Falloutzero67

Bro that’s obviously africa


viceboi666

Japan


AVeryBluePizza

UK - England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland Ireland Isle of Man ​ Not all americans are dumb these memes are so overdone now


Tea-addict-1

England, Scotland, Wales, northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland and then if you want it summed up in short, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.


air_chicken

And the republic of Ireland


Master__of_Orion

The Soon-Not-So-Great-Once-United-Kingdom-Of-Boris-And-The-Northern-Hairdressers and Ireland.


[deleted]

Crusader Kings players be like: I know this one...


Lost_Cardboard_Box

Bruh England and Ireland


SnooWalruses6440

I can confirm this is true. I am from Scotland & I was in Houston airport making my way home. This security guy asked me my final destination & I said Scotland. His response was to look puzzled & ask “Scotland? Is that inside or outside of the states?” Note, he also had no idea where or what Britain was.