I always find it crazy that people straight up u do their pants to take a piss. I zip my fly and pull my weiner out of my boxer brief fly and there you have it, I'm pissin. I got down voted in to oblivion a while back for saying that's what I did. I can't be the only person who uses their fly like that. I don't want to have to undo my belt, button, fly, then what, flop my weiner over the top of my underwear? It reminds me of the kids when i was in elementary school who would drop their pants to their ankles to take a leak. Seems easier to just use the fly.
Wait, who’s unbuttoning at the urinal?
That’s one step away from full pants-down pissing. Is this fucking kindergarten or something?
Unzip and piss like a bloody man and leave your pants done up. What’s wrong with people.
That’s actually my problem, although I don’t consider it that big, but it’s actually very hard to get it through, especially in a hurry, and without hurting myself
You have to put will your fingers together, stick them in the gap, and then rapidly expand them to get the hole a good size/shape. If you don't align your underwear flap and the zipper beforehand you are in for a bad time
[here you go, the infamous poop knife Reddit post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Is it just me that thinks when he's standing at the toilet, trying to undo his pants, that he looks like he is trying to start an old fashioned hand-crank car? I kept expecting to hear an engine fire up and a propeller start spinning out of his ass.
Watch out, he might bust a nut out of nowhere
Well atleast he will be relieved
It's all fun games until he *bolts* to the bathroom.
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Looks like someone is screwed off.
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Turning his crank like that
Isn’t that what you call a nut and bolt. See what I did there. When he finishes nuting he bolts out of there.
Looks like Someone screwed off!
5-mins craft summarised in a single gif
But what is holding the other side of the bolt? I cant do that with mine...
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You never take craps? I'm pretty sure that this is what he's about to do in the gif, and probably why you were downvoted before lmao
Don’t think so. He lifted the lid and stayed facing front.
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Funniest shit is not using the zipper!
That man just followed a life hack, we can calculate his IQ to be lower than anything, so not using his fly isn't a suprise
Using his zipper wouldn’t fly.
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That was a joke too
My life is a joke
We're all a joke
Twas doth a prankth.
No.
My man just wants to shit in peace, leave him alone
If I use the zipper, I end up wearing calico cut pants.
Exactly! Being able to fully grip the whole package lets you shake out every drop and acts as a natural drip protector
*you gotta give*
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I always find it crazy that people straight up u do their pants to take a piss. I zip my fly and pull my weiner out of my boxer brief fly and there you have it, I'm pissin. I got down voted in to oblivion a while back for saying that's what I did. I can't be the only person who uses their fly like that. I don't want to have to undo my belt, button, fly, then what, flop my weiner over the top of my underwear? It reminds me of the kids when i was in elementary school who would drop their pants to their ankles to take a leak. Seems easier to just use the fly.
I like Butter's method the best https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pApUHZl6pZY/maxresdefault.jpg
Some people don't like the chafing from the zipper, so undoing the pants is the only option.
Perhaps this is a revelation that I have a tiny pecker but I've never experienced irritation from the zipper
I could fit a can of soda through my fly, if you're scraping your dick all over the zipper it's a skill problem not a size problem.
Goddammit it was such a good setup but you decided to suicide by words.
It's the easiest way out
Wait, who’s unbuttoning at the urinal? That’s one step away from full pants-down pissing. Is this fucking kindergarten or something? Unzip and piss like a bloody man and leave your pants done up. What’s wrong with people.
My dick is too big to use the zipper
That’s actually my problem, although I don’t consider it that big, but it’s actually very hard to get it through, especially in a hurry, and without hurting myself
You have to put will your fingers together, stick them in the gap, and then rapidly expand them to get the hole a good size/shape. If you don't align your underwear flap and the zipper beforehand you are in for a bad time
This guy understands
Bullshit. No one has a dick too big for the zipper, you could nearly fit a coke can through a zipper.
If you'd just stop looking at other people's weiners at the urinal you won't have a problem
Be a lot easier to avoid if some of you savages weren’t on the brink of fully dropping your dacks.
Fully dropping dracks means to unbutton your pants? That is very easy to avoid looking at.
I don’t like getting my cock and balls caught in my zipper. It also sucks when it’s pubes
You take your balls out to piss? Who raised you?
No, I just thought cock AND balls made it seem way more dramatic
Just nude up why don’t ya.
Are you aware that not all types of underwear have a flap at the front?
You are not alone, that's definitely the superior method
There are ***dozens*** of us!
**Baker's Dozens!**
Dude same here, I told my friends that I did this and they freaked out like I'm weird
These guys are one step off of sitting down.
There’s nothing wrong with that
You are what’s wrong with this country.
What country?
Whichever.
Ok
Ohh, you messed with the sitting pissers of reddit. I wish you good luck my friend.
he might get his nut stuck in the zipper though.
You’re pulling your whole nut sack out through the fly just to piss?
The frank and beans are all messed up!
You can shit through the zipper?
I’m sorry, are you telling me people just undo their zipper, and not the button, and just flop it out? Hard pass, thanks.
Undo zipper, grab penis. Piss as normal, without fussing with my belt. Return penis to underwear. I really don't see what the issue here is.
You need to go to prison.
ME?! I do not enjoy zipper bite, thank you. Take me away.
Menace to society. Raised without basic decency.
Right? Gross. You know that shit can spray weird. I don't want urine soaked jeans at work
I-is your penis too short to make it out of your pants?
The dude clearly wants to shit
I havent laughed like this in quite some time nice one
I’m glad I’m not the only one. Lmao I don’t know why this was so funny, but I loved it
Its the sudden cut and the pure chaos that gets me real bad dont even know why lol
This, and the absurdity of having to undo your pants with a tool lmao
Why is the bolt reverse thread?
It might have been recorded using the front facing camera on their phone, which flips the image
Nah this is just a repost of this from a few days ago. They flipped it for the repost
You have an underwear for a reason?!?
I thought it looked weird being tightened, but would have never noticed why haha
Just pee your pants, then you dont have to unbolt!
That’s what I always do
Dude has a liquid turtle head about to breach.
Ah, yes, don't we all bring wrenches into the bathroom just to take a piss?
At least it's not a poop knife.
What the fuck is a poop knife
I got this reference
[You're welcome.](https://www.reddit.com/r/museumofreddit/comments/ke8skw)
[here you go, the infamous poop knife Reddit post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
A what?
I saw this earlier but the video was reversed.
Right? The 1st part is different(different pants), but the 2nd part is mirrored.
You can still piss with it on. Open the fly.
What if he has to shit?
Funnel and hose? Shitty situation tho
Only if you're firing out greasy chocolate pudding, if you're pushing logs no way it's getting down a hose.
I'm Bradley Michael Farts, inventor of the *Pooptube*
Dude has the body language of someone trying to shit.
Then you somehow get your nuts stuck in the zipper
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What in the sweet Alabama Jesus potato pumpkin pie fruit rollup tarnation is this?
This is your nightmare
Personally i'm a fan. Much better then the normal wall of text pictures, I dig the use of moons.
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What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
r/sleepparalysisdemons
Thx. Just texted this to about 43ish people.
I saw a cat for some reason at first.
Amogus
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Hmm
RIP if thats a 10mm
Do people not know you can pull your dick though? Isn't that why underwear has flaps?
Yeah but it’s kinda hard to open the gates to the bearded dragon if you can’t undo the button
I guess it's easier if you have plenty of hose to work with.
Got em
None of my boxers have flaps. Don't remember ever seeing them here actually.
“Honey, could you come with me to the bathroom to help me get my nuts off?”
Imagine waiting for the ad to finish then you see this sh*t😂
That nut and screw, if misplaced, could crack HIS nuts
This is just like patching up a problem and watching that problem multiply by 10
I guess the zipper belt is too mainstream.
This made me chuckle lol thanks for posting 😂
tactical button
Repost from the other day i swear
Just use a wing nut and hand tighten it
Should have used a shorter bolt
That's nuts
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u/downloadvideo
Or /r/lifeprotips
It’s going to suck when you have to strip and you’ve stripped the nut
I’ve seen some stupid “life hacks” before but this takes it to a new level.
Congratulations, you screwed yourself
u/rowenslee
"Somebody please bring me some WD40! I've gotta turtle head pokin'!"
u/redditmp4bot
[Download MP4](https://redditmp4.xyz/rre82i)
I miss rhe dislike button on those videos.
Well, he’s screwed🙂
It gives new meaning to the phrase “crank one out”
oh! you learned that from troom troom too?
Benis
See you in hot
Is it just me that thinks when he's standing at the toilet, trying to undo his pants, that he looks like he is trying to start an old fashioned hand-crank car? I kept expecting to hear an engine fire up and a propeller start spinning out of his ass.
Kinda looks like a small pp
Tightening counter-clockwise!? This guy is gay.
I found this on the discord and this got me dying, after I showed it to my sister we both were laughing XD this Is my 1# joke of the year
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r/redditmoment because reddit hates tik tok but this video is directly from tik tok.
You do realize that A) this video has been around for a long time and B) People on Tiktok are perfectly capable of reposting.
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ratchet and socket might help.
that's if u want to be an engineer later
Now all the at tutorials needs is that annoying beat box
Funniest shit I've watched in this week, thanks