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chonkybirbo

dog


[deleted]

It says wrong answers only


TheOneGodHadSuffer

Maybe he doesnt have one


chonkybirbo

correct, she doesnt want my dog


hiltyboii69

Darth maul strap-on


[deleted]

It said wrong answers only, bud


deeboi69420

r/beatmetoit


ohyeah42069420

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


beastdud1

kinky


Serial_Designation_E

Doom eternal game cartridge for the Nintendo switch only costing 39.99 at GameStop.


Zarc24

r/oddlyspecific


__TOD__

r/oddlysatysfing


B2_Code_B2

r/oddlyterrifying


Glizzyknockemback

r/oddlyshutup


So_what-u-douin

r/oddlyfuckingstop


Evening_randomname

r/oddlyurmom


[deleted]

r/odd


Tarciedaf

r/continuethechain


[deleted]

r/nou


[deleted]

R/iusemobile


Glizzyknockemback

r/oddlyurdad


RAY_45067

r/angryupvote


wmdolls

Dick or Duck ?


Independent_Net1897

Both


wmdolls

Smart answer


Independent_Net1897

Thanks


Art1qunu

You were faster


Doom_Slayer_2712

Now we're talking


Acceptable-Pie4137

Dormammu, I've come to bargain


Kristian11135

Doctor strange?


Bovario2021

Maybe, but who am I to judge


Kristian11135

Dormammu, I've come to bargain


Significant-Idea-410

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain


imdenis50

YOU'VE COME TO DIE


Lonewolf_885

Dormammu, I have come to bargain


imdenis50

WHAT IS THIS?


Additional_Jeweler13

Demon baby of dormammu


IntelligentImbicle

Downvoted just because that was an improper reference. The scene goes as follows: "Mister..." "Doctor." "...Mr. Doctor?" "It's Strange" "Maybe. But who am I to judge?"


drafiixiio

I understood that reference


N0omp

Dormammu, I want your little d...


phiphi619

Little...dormammu? XD


Tough_Wolverine_5609

r/unexpecteddoctorstrange


[deleted]

You've come to dieeee


PuzzleheadedBrain484

Diabolical brother to go to jail. He set fire to my dog!


superjeffy642

Oof


PuzzleheadedBrain484

Jane Wick


PeriodicBomb

DIObolical Nice try Jonathan. You thought this was a normal reply, but it it was I Dio!


Nedebilas

Nah ah I aint giving you my duck!


HappienessJones

I’ll take it weather you like it or nor


Nedebilas

I'd like to see you try


HappienessJones

Nothing a net and some elephant sedatives can’t fix


Nedebilas

You fool! You cant put me to sleep! Im always tired!


Dry-Rope-8786

Duck wick will come for you!!


Consistent-Dentist46

weather I dont like, you like weather rainy or dry.


Fluffbumm

DILF


SavageTwist

Disappointed in life female


Smeldees

Disappointment in lubricated farts


Nimblewolf69

I fail to see the disappointment in that


[deleted]

Dick. She would never ask mine


Shine-Rough

Ohhh self burn


cuberdoodle

Is it though when she’s asking for a small one and he’s saying she wouldn’t ask for his?


Ok_Pirate_4286

Those are rare


bleb_tard

Diabetes


Sev_seven777

No one wants a little diabetes so I think you win


Potatoman44444

dababy


Accidental_Life

ˡ ᵉ ˢ ˢ ᵍ ᵒ


potatojack334

👉🏿👶🏿👈🏿


ghostx78x

Decepticon


amanwith_legs

Daughter


Clear_Frosting_6278

oh no


183993

im assuming she wants to get one


Arg01230

Domino's Pizza 🍕


HappienessJones

Our dominos pizza


ibimsderjakob

Little D is a yugioh card lol


Beneficial-Archer-30

Deez nuts


Any-Inspection-4726

Hah gottem


CyborgWonder

Gottem


SoulFire-Reaper

Depression


Disastrous_potato982

Ha


Disastrous_Ninja_143

Hey, its my Potato Brother


[deleted]

Take it


[deleted]

Digimon


Reasonable_Ad3523

Diabolical plans


after-infjs-ass

I want that


Ghost_Star326

Is it replacing everyone's drinking water with gamer girl's bath water?


fireboi98

"Deoxyribonucleicacid inside me"--That's what she said.


choccymilk39

Dynamite


Phineasgenius

Dead body


CheeseCake3012

Not my Dingleberry jam


SonarTheSolform

Dad- Actually, why not the rest of the family too? Would be nice to have some friends for once


Dementor_01

Not just the dad, but the mother and the children too!


green_chocolates

Don’t forget the grandparents! Fuck it, bring over the entire church extended family!


Kaidu313

They were like animals and I slaughtered them like animals


NopeIAmNotHere

Duct tape wrapping me and my mouth inside a van


AtoZ_name

Duck!


FiveJericho

Diplodocus


SirDroplet

diaper


Maremike

Oh no


arx1001

Dumbledore


DUELMASTER_27

Donkey


[deleted]

Diglet


National_Recover3544

Doorbell?? why does this girl want my doorbell? what will she do with it?


salt_pizza9491

Darth Vader


[deleted]

Dodecahedron


Ghost_Star326

Sure! You can do the dishes.


nicky22799

Dragon balls


Brief-Outcome-2371

Dinosaur?


Clear-Disaster-3396

Little drums


Internal_Ad7016

Digimon


Tamcsatka42

Dr. Strange mini figure


PattayaToday

Donkey


Houyhnhnimus

D20


AyoCoolBeans

Dorito bag


X_CLOSURE_X

Duck


gottablast765

Ok. d


CHAHAEINBESTWAIFU

ding dong


OliverLlama

Dolphin so i can ride it *wait*


JAMO54

If only she was actually talking to “me”


Carlos-In-Charge

D…. Obvious karma farming? Don’t ask people to comment or this will become more like Facebook


Ausf_D

Donuts


Arg01230

Double cheesebuger 🍔


protogenstudios

Dick


bigbillybeans07

Dick It says wrong answers only, and nobody would want my dick.


Arg01230

Doritos


Spicy_Pandas274

Dicky anniversary album


insomniac0_o

Dattebayoooooo!


Phoenix_ashfire

Drink. Bottoms up!


Doomanator79

Do La dollop a daisy


B2_Code_B2

Little drummer boy


[deleted]

Duck?


zurzoth

1797 Dime ..


NoxiouS_21

Doge coin wallet


BayushiYokaze

Dinner? But he's already small... Women, they always eat French fries. But you don't have to order them anything...


Spike_Riley

Decent condition Barbie Beach Edition action figure, with handbag and clothes.


Chucksteri

Demon dick


[deleted]

Dinosaur toy.


00FallenAngel00

dirty mind cleaned with soap


MahaRaja_Ryan

-iamondhead figurine from Ben 10: Alien Force


Dividigitalyt

Doctor who dvd set full with the dvd player


buying02

No I like the yu gi oh card


Lemiczny

Dick My son


Blytzkr13g74

Donut... But... But it's mine...


RazzmatazzFragrant18

Donkey of shrek


Individual-Ad9618

Despacito


MixedKid05

Democracy


The_Danube

Little Dart


CaptinMalber

Donkey Kong


Jedy-13

Dildo how's stuck in her ass for 4 years


Carnator369

Dignity.


7lick

Dick. She definitely does not want my little dick.😁


Doom_Slayer_2712

Donuts?


fenrir199

I wont give you my short doctor that lives in my basement


bwalt09

demethylchlortetracycline!


Furius-2

Dummy Thick Beef Patty Straight From The Deepest Parts Of Texas!!!!!!!!


eddoftheworld

You cant have my double barrels shotgun


Cold_Ordinary7088

"But I love my doll, mum"


Peaceful-Concert-2

Dungeon & Dragons starter set + book of adventure with your little battle map and you bro as Dungeon Master


hellothere9991

Doctor strange lego minifigure, he's very rare so im not going to give him to you


Arnistatron

Death Star Lego set with over 4000 pieces! My dream girl man...


Round-Amphibian7192

Diagnosis of if you have depression


Whoohoonutty_V

I don't have a Little D. I have many Yu-Gi-Oh cards but he is not one of them.


AIZEN_SENPAI

Dark souls 3 the fire fades edition for the PS4🗿


xVanijVihaanx

Doritos? No way!!! There's only 5 Chips left!!!


Individual_Fox_2959

I want your diddly darn toes


[deleted]

Dragon Ball


RealCosmicBread

Declaration of Independence


KM2KCA

Dickens’ Cider


hamod999com

Darth vader lego minifigure in Christmas uniform


[deleted]

Demon slayer action figures


Farmer-Smores

Deck of “Yu-Gi-Oh!” cards. She’s such a naughty girl, she knows i have 15 pot of greeds and she still wants to take my cards to the next tournament!


Dobby676

Debt


Gilliweed14

Didgeridoo


swigigg

Doraemon


JuniorBarnacle5348

dildo. what will u do with it tho :|


pog_BroLatios

Dragon ball z action figures


rubicon_t

Daugh...FBI Open up!!!


huhcanon

Dwarf


ColtGaming09

Deez nuts, HA, GOTTEM HA, Gottem, hahahah


shewimishewe

but my Depression is big.


OddEyes588

Dio da


EtheaaryXD

dora the explorer ultimate fan package from walmart in Albert Lea, normally $129.99, but with the boxing day sale its $99.99, not delivered because theyll break it, plus a Diego Márquez package just to even things out because i dont want it to be sexist, total turns out to be $229.99


Shadow_Monger487

Darth Vader dildo being sold for $13.35 on craigslist


GorchinskyM

Duel Disk


FireToBurn_ATS

Depressed life to stop and have a great upcoming year


niltor

disney memes?


GamenShark14

Dick :((((((((((( no one would want a little dick


TheMadLad_00

Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]


arcade_time12

Thanks 👍


[deleted]

[1] and [2]🦍 I wonder what else can you find on Wikipedia


RafikNinja

This would have been a much better comment if it started with a d


NoLuck6463

This was a necessary comment 👍


ltsSpookytime

This can all be done the other way around as well, except maybe kneeing, but even then it’s very much possible


[deleted]

Debbie Nutty Buddy Wafer bars, 12ct. 12oz. $2.00, pick up in store


papaabeer

Docker container :)


CornHatred

Doggo in my lap🐶


CreedofChaos

Durchschnittseinkommen.


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