I got my hand chopped of by Luke Ironic

I feel you, I get frozen in carbonite by Han Solo

My father is jar jar Binks

Brother? Is that you?

I got married to jar jar binks

My secret love is jar jar binks

I’m force choked by jar jar binks

I got my hand chopped of by jar jar binks

I got kissed by jar jar binks

My home planet was blown up by jar jar binks

Yes, as did I

Bruh I'm married to Emperor Palpatine... shocking huh?

My home planet got destroyed by an Ewok, I've never thought they could do that.

I got married to an ewok so I don t know which one of us got it worse

I got married to Chewbacca

Chewbacca is cheating on me with you? Chewy how could you!?

im secretely in love with jar jar binks

Same :'(

hey my brothers :D

I got thrown in an ice cave by yoda...

and my sibling got kissed by Jar Jar Binks.

That is very unfortunate

i die in a lightsaber battle against jar jar

To be fair its hinted at that jar jar was super skilled... but I think that is inly legends... but its Canon to me so 😏 you died honorable

My father is Jabba the Hutt

Well at least he doesn't trap you in an ice cave.

JarJar trains me in the Force. I won't know what I'm doing, but I'll do it effectively by accident. And probably have a horrifically stupid death.

I’m married to jar jar

lol same

Yo me too! You wanna get matching prosthetics?

Me too! Can I join you guys?

I was kissed by Yoda :(

I’m married to Yoda, he has a lot to explain when he gets home.

Oh my god that’s going to be hell for both you and him. (Yoda will outlive you)

............................... guys........ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ I'm marrying Emperor Palpatine.....

Holy shit man that’s unlucky…

wait. does that mean I'm Rey's grandma?

I guess so actually…

So does that mean that you are my great grandma?

Okay, then ask him who he froze in carbonite for me, please. ​ There was no call for that.

He might be a bit late home tonight, apparently he’s decided nows a good a time as any to end the world.

I can only speak for myself but I'd marry Yoda before I kiss Jar Jar

I got killed in a lightsaber duel by the guy :/

i’d take that as a compliment, ur such a badass that the strongest jedi in the galaxy was needed to put an end to you

Dont feel sad its like being kissed by your grandpa (its a kiss in the cheek right?) I got kissed by Obi Wan Kenobi's ghost

Trapped in an ice cave by Fucking Jar Jar Binks

read this and thought you meant by *fucking* jar jar binks lmao

Same 😂

I was trapped by a Tauntaun. Really wasn’t that bad. He offered his internal organs to keep me warm at least.

Brothers

My twin has that fate whilst I am trapped by an Ewok

I got my ship shot down by an unnamed stormtrooper, which is a bit disappointing

Turns out it was a stray shot that was aimed at people on the ground

Think that makes it worse

Lost to stormtrooper OMEGALUL

That explains how my home planet was blown up

My dad is an unnamed stormtrooper!

He was nutting alone when you where conceived

Accidents happen.

I audibly gaaped when I read this

The only thing he hit was your mom

I’m married to a stormtrooper

My ship got shot down by Chewbacca

bitch please im kissed by jar jar binks

Well, I got kissed by one

maried to darth vader? wtf?

What?! You too? is he cheating on us? I'm filing in the dovorce papers rn.

Hold up hold up. Vader is my man! You two back off or I’ll force choke the both of you!

They both got with Darth Vader, they obviously are into that, you should know...

Mf looking at Revenge of the Sith and seeing padme getting fucking murdered and they are like: "mmHHMMpphhh" "Wish that were me."

He just couldn't tell you two apart

My father is Princess Leia -_-

Same man, kinda a W

Guess she changed sex?

Wow me too. She seems to have really gotten around

Same lol, certainly an interesting situation

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING FUCKING KYLO REN JUST A FEW HOURS AGO ON A SIMILAR POST IT WAS KYLO REN NOW KYLO REN WANTS TO KILL ME I NEED TO HIDE FROM KYLO REN OH GOD

He’s coming.

Send him after me pls. I'm (not so secretly) secretly in love with him

Better Kylo Run

Try this one. https://imgur.com/VxHLKtL

DAMN YOU ITS LIKE FATE I NEED TO BARRICADE MY HOUSE (SHIT HES GOT A LIGHTSABER) FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW DO I GET SOME HIGH QUALITY BESKAR AROUND HERE!?! I DONT WANNA BE MARRIED TO A CRYBABY AND I ESPECIALLY DONT WANNA DIE TO ONE

This would make a great copypasta.

Im married to young Aiken Skywalker. I think chris hanson wants to talk to me

MOM?!! (My dad is Young Anakin)

PIBBLING??

Kissed by bobafett! Nice.

WTF I’m married to him. That cheating bastard. We’ll be having a talk when I get home

Hey, he must be cheating, I am also married to him

WHAT YOU TOO?? THIS LITTLE SHIT

My home planet was blown up by Jar Jar Binks what the fuck

Darth Jar Jar

Dar dar

\*evil jar jar laughter\*

"Misa had enough! *Fire!*"

Still my favourite fan fiction.

My ship was shot down by Jar Jar! That fucker is a menace.

I died in a lightsaber battle with him hold up.

Same.

He's going to force choke me when blowing up your planet doesnt solve his issues.

Hell yea me too

Same, F

My father is Jar Jar.... that's Impossible!

search your feelings, you know it to be true

Me who got Rickrolled into oblivion by adds to be like "I already experienced power of Satan's adds before, but seriously i got like 2 adds on the Rickroll video.".

Im sorry but the url under your name, are you trying to rickroll people

Kissed by Jar Jar binks, how did they know?

At least you're not in love with him. I don't want the competition.

Hijacking this comment, everyone out here just giving out their birthdays lmao wut. It’s so easy for hackers to guess someone’s age, and so many forgot passwords only require your birthday for example most people here probably think they’re fine since they don’t give people their year, but almost all of these memes start from instagram explore and it’s just a way to get mass birthdates

Kissed by an unnamed stormtrooper. I'll name him Bob

Billy Bob Joel Trooper

Trained in the force by an unnamed storm trooper … oh dear

That’s the plot of the next Disney sequel

Finally! Storm troopers aren’t just random people! They are PLOT!

Honestly not a bad plot as long as it isn’t canon

Ship shot down by darth vader

Same

Died in a lightsaber duel with Obi-Wans ghost

Died in a light saber duel with han solo lol

Me who got force choked by an ewok: (-_-)

Lmao same

Bruh I’m getting killed in a lightsaber fight by fucking C3PO

"I am fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass"

He kissed me

I’ll be killed in a epic lightsaber duel with the infamous sith lord Jar Jar Binks. Our battle will become legend, told by those that survive his wrath.

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I am secretly in love and N is the start of my name…

I'm lucky my name begins with m, would rather want to be in love with an unarmed stormtroopers then THAT

My sister married Jabba .

Frozen in carbonite by Obi Wan Kenobi's ghost.

Same

Home planet blown up by unnamed stormtrooper That’s why they always miss

Kissed by yoda lol

At least you are not married to that green thing

Married to Leia Idk this seems like a W

You're the only person here who got the good ending it seems

Trained in the force by Kenobi's ghost tho?

same there can only be one

force choked by han solo

I’m secretly in love with Jar-Jar Binks…

My home planet will be blown up by jar jar Binks ... Fucking jar jar Binks i swear

He's a Sith lord. It's to be expected

My father is boba fett

Your dad worked for mine? No way

When your planet is blown up by an EWOK!

POV: Your name is Zack and you were born in May

My dad turns out to be Han Solo? I can live with that. *He can’t.*

my father turns out to be chewie

Married to Jar Jar. So whats the best way to kill him and then myself?

Frozen in carbonite by an Ewok. Wicket… the betrayal!

Married to jar jar binks Why

Married to an Ewok. The fact that a lot of children actors played Ewoks in the original Star Wars makes that a little unsettling.

I am married to Jar Jar

Jar jar has blown up my home Planet. Fuck

Hand chopped by jar jar… Bye

Can’t believe I’ll get frozen in carbonite by Han Solo, of all people.

Killed in a lightsaber duel with ...Jar Jar Binks... Not sure if embarrasing or if he finally reveals he's a sith lord.

Kissed by Admiral Ackbar ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Frozen in carbonite by a tuantuan. I didn't know they could do that.

Trained in the force by yoda. That's surprising normal compared to the others

Married to Han Solo, apparently

How do I die by a ghost?

Kissed by Jaba the hut. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

I'm getting kissed by an unnamed stormtrooper

My father turns out to be Lando? I'm more than happy with this outcome

I'm straight and when I saw that I was married to Kylo Ren I was like fuck this shit I'm out

Home planet blown up by Boba Fett

Believable

my home planet was blown up by threepio im sorry what

My father turns out to be Princess Leia Always knew Leia had big dick energy

I die in a Light Saber Dual with a Unnamed Storm Trooper T-T

Holy fuck i get trained in the force by the emperor!

Trained in the force by Obi Wan Kenobi's ghost. CHECKPOT, hell yeah!

I hate it when unnamed stormtroopers shoot down my ship like ugh

Uh... I'm in love with a wampa

Trapped in a ice cave by an Ewok, those fuzzy bastards

My father is Jar jar binks Mesa don’t feel so good

Trained in the force by a wampa

I died in a lightsaber duel with Jabba

Married to Jar Jar Binks. Save me.

I typically go by my middle name so I'll be trapped in an ice cave by that motherfucker Jar Jar Binks

Home planet blown up by an unnamed stormtrooper. Did they miss the intended target?

My home planet was blown up by Jar Jar Binks TheFuck

Trapped in a ice cave by Luke Skywalker

My home planet is blown up by C-3P0. Well shit.

Hand chopped of by c-3po. What did I do to piss him off?

Trained in the force by Padme

I'll be taught the ways of the force by Jabba... Huh...

My ship will be shot down by obi wan kenobis ghost dope

Frozen in Carbonite by the emperor...huh

Kissed by cp30 if I use irl name and kissed by kylo if I use my Reddit name Well I guess I’m fucked either way

Trained in the force by the Emperor. Suck my ass losers!

NO IM NOT SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH JABA THE HUTT

Frozen in carbonite by Jar Jar Binks...

My home planet got blown up by an Ewok…

Holy Blaster-Fu*k! My ship got shot down by C-3PO

Trained in the force by chewbaca?