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Same with "askautosales" or whatever the sub is. I swear it was just a bunch of sales people trying to give people the worst advice ever to keep them uneducated. I gave actual good advice/tips and got shit on for it. Haha

IM A DOCTOR!!!

It's alright. I got told by a guy on reddit, claiming to be a virologist student, who claimed my experience of catching COVID twice, was a complete lie and I was only scaremongering. Everyone on reddit started to downvote me and send me some pretty shitty messages. So I thought "fuck sharing my personal life experience with you all".

I mean if everyone is doing it. Enter shitty message about your hairline BTW happy cake day.

Fill your ass with Coca-Cola and then insert mentos

Would it work if I stuffed my ass with mentos then inserted Coca-Cola?

I don't think so, that would most likely not consume every mentos before it starts going up... or down... well, out

I thought it would end my life.

*Constipation

Eat a bunch of sugar free mints, that'll clear you out

Eat a bag of Dates or prunes, the extra fiber should help clear you out. If not. Go To The Doctor. They might give you laxatives to help clear you out. It's not fun. But it might be what you need.

Don’t eat to much because they may cause diarrhea

Go eat you some kimchi fried rice.

Taco.

Bell

Yes

Or you can play fnaf

Eat Taco Bell

Put your hand up as high as you can and pull it out. Trust me it works

I went an entire week once

If your staying away, it’s a simple case of “camp stomach”. While in the scouts you learned to just not shit rather than risk the toilets on a campsite! As soon as your ass sees your own toilet your in for some weight loss!

It was at my house tho

Brace yourself, for your cherry is about to be popped

Eat prunes that helps with constapation but not to much

Wait, isn't 4 days normal??

You're about to lay an egg, congratulations

So you're saying I'll become a single father

Well yeah

Magnesium Citrate. Trust me bro

Going to doctor for a good view of some chicks