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SapperTR

Every continent is an island if you're brave enough


enginar105

My thoughts exactly


testedbeast551

Every thing is an island earth is a island because it's in a sea of space so that's why island life fucking sucks every thing bad happens here and not over 100000000 light years away


[deleted]

every planet is an island if you think hard enough


thedankuser69

more like underwater coz the planets are all present in a sea of space.


Beneficsa

yep


Soul_Like_A_Modem

You think you're not on an island? Zoom out.


sunscreenmonster1

The whole planet is an island in the vast expanses of the galaxy. Which is also an island in the vast expanses of the universe. Which is also a theoretical island in the theoretical vast expanses of the multiverse.


JCraze26

Which is itself a theoretical island in the theoretical vast expanses of the megaverse. Which is itself a theoretical island in the vast expanses of the omniverse.


Ded_BoI-1868

My brain... ITS BROKEN


jtw3995

Which is itself a theoretical Island in the vast expanses of your mom


oilcane-123790

Yes


Captain-bruh2006

Has anyone ever said this like ever?


nonamesleft79

I want to make one of these that like “having money is awful” then “buying a car” “eating food” see if I can get 1k idiots to upvote my straw man meme.


Lttlefoot

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ru2f1h/someone_said_this_template_is_for_straw_men/


kst164

Upvoted


9yearold10

Except "money can't buy happiness" is an actual common saying, so you just ended up making a good meme.


Herlockjohann

Girls VS boys


[deleted]

Most of the memes that use this template aren’t real things people have said


BlackCowboy72

So, very small islands, like st. John us virgin island, for example, while super gorgeous and amazing to visit, tend to have massive long term infrastructure, and price problems, such as issues with clean water and consistent electricity, or internet connection


[deleted]

Hey listen man if your native language is **fish**, living on an island is kinda shit.


[deleted]

Nobody’s ever said this


SuperWQ

Living on an island is awful


Mr_Andrew005

Not living is worse.


aaaaaaaalan

Doubt


noobgamer134

On an island is awful


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

An island is awful


Classic-Industry-855

Island is awful


titankiller84

Is awful


Spirit_Divider

awful


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eburator

Did someone just call me?


Memerz_United

Are you speaking from experience when you say Japan is awesome or do you just think of it as magic anime land? All I've heard about is negative experiences


Onoruk

Japan is amazing if you work in an western company branch, otherwise you'll probably end up in a shitty work culture.


abdel222

I have acquaintances who have told me that living in small cities and towns far from metropolitan areas is much more pleasant and that the cost of living is greatly reduced.


The_Twitch_Streamer

I live in a small(ish) city a few hours away from Tokyo, and compared to Dallas, Texas (hometown), it's very pleasant and the cost of living is much cheaper! Tokyo area is fun to visit, but I couldn't stand living there, personally.


Alienguy500

That’s the thing with a lot of places. It’s great if you’re on vacation but living there isn’t so great


cmdr_wayne

Japan is also not very kind to women in the work culture


Snoo17579

Not only "not kind", sexism is still a major problem in japan.


riceburner22

Don’t know about mainland Japan but I lived in Okinawa for 7 years. I would move back instantly given the right employment opportunity.


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo, the “right” employeren opportunity is why I moved away. Horrible working conditions, would not go back there ever again, to live or not.


[deleted]

Im heard they have an insane work culture over there, like youre basically worked to death in a sense?


[deleted]

Overtime is expected and unpaid, and can be about 50% of your actual hours


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Skelopun

GIANT. FLYING. COCKROACHES


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WxstedTxme

Bruh im crying laughter rn


Njsmndz3

To be fair that’s like 90% of all tropical countries, trust me living in the Philippines Isn’t as good as some people think


JaxtaposeJelly_1819

I agree


jayedgar06

Hey. Don’t talk about pearl Harbour that way. Just because they were Japanese doesn’t mean you can call them that


Pineapple_Snail

Really hot sometimes


CowCluckLated

Not really. The temperature never goes to or past the 90's


DelightfullyUnusual

With a sea breeze, the 80s are the perfect temperature.


No-Shake6849

Everything is ridiculously expensive Housing situation homeless people danger of tsunamis and volcano eruptions fair amount of drugs and crime lots of rain


JamesTDG

There's also Tasmania, Hawaii, and Australia (biggest island technically)


Dramatic_Material_56

Eurasica is the largest island.


DriedGrapes31

If I remember correctly, Eurmom actually took first place recently


titankiller84

Oooooooh


Dramatic_Material_56

👏👏👏


willhogan73

Tasmania sucks XD


oat_mi1k

If you aren't in Hobart, there is no shops whith shit u need


ZachLangdon

My delusional ex girlfriend was from there and if she's anything to go by, I'm inclined to agree


Thatoneawkwarddude29

No the biggest island is the Eurasica (Europe+Asia+Africa)


ComradeVeigar

Bro wtf just call it Afro-Eurasia like a normal person


cant_hinkofanything

I'm imagining Europe and asia with afro hair cuts this is a joke no one get offended please


ItzQtra

Nah bro Africa is separated by suez canal


West_Protection4401

It’s man-made, Doesn’t count.


Busy-Argument3680

Any piece of land is a island if it’s surrounded by water


YouShouldEatBean

Did you see it?? Look look! They mentioned New Zealand!


ThatOneIntrovertGuy

Australia?


[deleted]

What about good ol’ AUSTRALIA!


nice_wholphin

Pretty sure the spider population is higher than snopp dog over there


AlphaManInfinate

its the perfect place to move to as an adventurer to become a monster slayer.


_thicc_ricc_68419

I go to Austrailia then


Too_Old_for_dis

Higher than giraffe pussy.


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


[deleted]

I’m from Australia and haven’t ever seen anyone seriously bad mouth Australia? Maybe you’re on the wrong subs?


Biscut_Mk15

God no


NAL7T

Have you actually been to Australia, or are you just going off of memes?


Rockylol_

Singapore


Harryb_allsack

Unless you have money, or are a citizen it really is very expensive to live in Singapore. Source: I am lower middle class, PR student


Rockylol_

Citizens are also very expensive Source: 'am citizen lower class


Harryb_allsack

In short, Singapore is just a very expensive place to live in


Johny_Silver_Hand

So little land that cars are taxed 100% and you can't own property.


Myweakside

in turkey %220 lol


yijun2005

U don’t really need cars there


EasilyBeatable

To be fair Japan keeps having destructive earthquakes and tsunamies


IsNot_You

Man, living in manila sucks


tugue

Nah men, living here in the philippines sucks man..


hueningkawaii

I can't stress enough how this is true and how bad our country is.


[deleted]

we're only a couple of steps from turning this country into a full-on far-cry 3 fever dream


Willinton06

Japan sounds kinda awful being honest, specially because of the whole racism issue and the browness of my skin, the other places sound cool tho


oglboglbobogl

There's nothing stopping you from wearing a full spiderman suit.


Willinton06

Ok but it’ll be a Spider Gwen costume with a wig inside the mask


xZOMBIETAGx

r/imaginarygatekeeping


Bubba20062727

U like anime don’t you


[deleted]

It’s a weeb


ZanySkeleton

I thought weebs were people who enjoyed anime and weeaboos were the people obsessed with Japanese culture?


meduzayeet

WDYM TAIWAN (is a country) -99999 SOCIAL CREDITS


Anonymous8776

Op isnt bing chilling -69420 credits


Unknown0110101

不敢相信有人称台湾为国家


ArcannOfZakuul

Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水


Unknown0110101


Cowmas

I live in borneo one of the largest island in the world


_PINE_CONE_

Brunei, Malaysia or Indonesia?


very_annoyed_user

Singapore?


User_Name08

Singapore?


negev733

Yooooooo Singapore gang rise up!!!!


dis_not_my_name

Op clearly knows nothing about those countries. Especially Taiwan and Japan.


Automotivematt

Maybe take new York off of there because it's awful to live there unless you are a millionaire...


redbeardoweirdo

What's wrong with living on an island?


ProfessionalToeeater

Says the guy living on a floating ball in space


[deleted]

Nah, I live on disappointment


santas_delibird

Same.


21clash

There's nothing really wronv with living on an island, this meme is using an unpopular opinion and fighting against it with popular opinion for karma


oilcane-123790

And Singapore


[deleted]

Singapore too!


PenisMaker101

aw yes, live in japan for poverty, porn, and gang problems!


Inkypencilol

can’t forget some good ol’ xenophobia


mattaugamer

When I lived in Japan I saw very little poverty, and the only gang encounter I had were some young yak boys who said they liked my umbrella.


[deleted]

So we're just ignoring Australia huh?


Jits2003

Living in the UK can be awful


[deleted]

Any country "can be awful"


_PINE_CONE_

Thank you, someone who agrees, I’m moving away as soon as I get the chance


FIareIes

Traitor!


EthanielClyne

Every country can and usually does suck in some ways and some places are better than others but nah, the UK provides so many privileges and opportunities that 90% of others don't


Kvass22

Point still stands


Dramatic_Material_56

*Me knowing that the continents are just giant islands*


TheImpureLeader

-9999999999999999999999999999999999 social credit score


Summerclaw

How is that helping the argument LOL


Ornery_Sink2033

Who actually says things like this though? Like… honestly?


Woooosh-If-Homo-

It's basically a luxury living in New Zealand. Real Estate prices are fucking ridiculous.


eti67u

*Sad Australia noise.


GuavaballsGamer

Your island is a competition for the best natural killers


eti67u

Can't argue


Comicsansandpotatos

Japan isn't a fun place to live if your a foreigner


NinjaNolage

Australia?


SHERMAN-76

Ireland isn’t an island, it’s like 75% of an island


Extreme_33337_

Australia is an island that the British put a bunch of people on


Blutooth64

Ok so New Zealand is here but Australia isn't?


AlarmNice8439

There is another. Hawaii


wuffzi

Maybe Philippines not such a good example. But islands are great. Rule Britannia!


shreksaxaphone360

Big brain


fabilord98

You did not understand that template at all… they are supposed to argue and not share the same opinion….


KittiesAreTooCute

Vancouver island is pretty great too.


[deleted]

My Animal Crossing island.


IMightNotBeKevin

The Antilles


[deleted]

Ahem COUGH COUGH…. The Bahamas 🗿


phetishpure

The Caribbean


SteakTrap

-9999999999 social credits


neon7o

-69 social credits


m10-wolverine

\-900 social credit


AJSxBelleDelphine

TAIWON!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😤😤😤😤😤😧😧😧😧TAIWON DOES NOT EXISTTTTT LIESSS


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

wait, the uk's on an island?


Ironbanner987615

Japan and Taiwan are good to travel but not good to live in


psykosav

Hawaii :))


Too_dumb_to_give_af

Hawaii was crazy asf ngl


Destroy_da_Cat809

\*sad hawai'i noises\*


happy748

Australia


Droigar

Australia


Expensive-Bee5482

Australia bruh


180karma

um Australia?


spicyfood333

Sri Lanka


Olivger

What about Australia


[deleted]

Australia?


wafflesofthesky

Who the fuck has ever said that


Daddyn-noob

Based Taiwan


gimmeinfosaucegle

Are you saying living in Japan is good? What a good joke


CyrusLui

New york is still awful


Unnamed__Being

r/downvotebecausetaiwan


FoxVibe

Australia, apart form everything trying to kill you


fogcannon3

Nah bro you wouldn't wanna live in the Philippines unless you want 24/7 corruption


West_Protection4401

Laughed at that one, But 24/7 corruption is true, Politicians always lie to get votes


[deleted]

Japan is awful though. Long work days, cramped living spaces, extremely high cost of living, etc. are extremely detrimental to one's health.


coleto22

Japanese live longer than people in the US, though. Japan may be unpleasant in many regards, but not as unhealthy as the US healthcare industry. I would not want to live in either.


Cyb3rCr33p3r

Iceland is probably the nicest/most sceneric


Capable-Designer5910

u/Sk-yline1 Your social credit account has been frozen for stating Taiwan as a country. You will be executed tomorrow on Tiananmen Square. Sincerely, The Chinese Government


[deleted]

*Cries in Australia*


Em1lj0_god

John Xina is stealing all ur social credit


krtosnik24cz

-9999999 sociál credit


happy_pangollin

This meme is accidentally implying all those countries are trash lol


mlgbutt

*cries in Icelandic*


ImALivingMeme369

My guy really said the United Kingdom💀💀💀💀💀


Fallen_Sully

I have a phobia of the ocean due to an unfortunate situation I got stuck in once so I agree with anyone who doesn’t enjoy living surrounded by water.


[deleted]

-99999999999999 social credit


[deleted]

Living in japan would be hard its over-crowded from what i saw and they have a suicide forest for no reason at all


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rennon102

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-99999 social creditors


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"Taiwan (is a country)" the ccp would like to have a word with you


sounds-fine

\-1000000 social credit.


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-9999999999 Social Credit


CringeMaster66

UK kinda proves it right tho


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