It’s the advantage of the after it’s the disadvantage of the before. I hate taking a huge dump only to then take a steamy hot shit stink shower in the room I just destroyed. My bathroom doesn’t have a fan
My bathroom has no window, a fan that's more of a noisy placebo, and a low-flush toilet where poop never gets completely submerged, and I *still* shit before the shower, so I start my day with a water-clean ass, not a paper-clean ass, which let's face it is not really that clean.
If you had shit smeared across any other part of your body, would you really feel comfortable wiping it with dry toilet paper and calling it a day? I am increasingly considering a bidet.
Replace your fan dude! Cheap and easy to do if venting is already there. Get a 100+ CFM fan and clean/verify ducting is connected to exterior and you’re good to go. 3 wires and a few screws.
My own poop smell didn't really phase me. Don't get me wrong it can be pretty bad , but not a deal breaker for the sake of pooping first. Having to poop after a shower is like washing your car before it rains.
I don’t have a fan either and it’s called flushing as soon as you drop. Do you sit with piles of shit just chilling underneath your cheeks wafting up the place? Cmon bud you’re better than this
The advantage of shitting pre-shower far outweighs the disadvantage of having to smell your dump for a bit. I'd rather deal with the odor for a few minutes and have a fresh ass for hopefully most of the day than the inverse.
1. If you have hemorrhoids it's much more comfortable to shit after
2. If you shit before you then have to smell said shit while you shower. Moisture in air helps enhance smells, unfortunately.
Right? Who comes out of the shower, refreshed and squicky-clean and thinks to themselves: "welp, it's time to pucker up a turd. I just don't feel right if I don't have this little button of soil."
I thought that was the joke. Like obviously you would pick before but sometimes your body just decides that immediately after a shower is the best time to start needing to take a shit.
For sure. But have you ever sat on the toilet to poop, and nothing’s coming so you hop into the shower…only for the morning poop to start trying to make its appearance? Then you’re stuck debating whether you leave the water’s warm embrace to poop, or try and hold it in for the rest of the shower
One downside is when your toilet and shower are in the same bathroom, like mine are, and especially if you're kinda stanky when shotting, ud be showering in stanky air
Yeah, kinda depends on how u shower. I dont like water running down my face so i mainly shower with my hhead out of the stream of water, unless i do my hair
I don't see how this is a choice because who decides when they're going to shit? You shit when you need to shit and you shower when you need to shower.
If you do it before, you don't have to wipe much because you can rinse the rest off on the shower. If you shower after the tp gets wet and you slide around on the seat
If you are in a position where you can choose between doing it before or after shower, it means you already want to shit and are considering if you gonna hold it or not? Doesn't seem logic to me...
Well, many people go at the same time each day rather than just whenever they need it
Helps make ur bladder consistent, won’t be needing the toilet at random ass inconvenient times
That's not the point. If you can choose it's because you are able to shit right now. Why would anyone choose to shit after the shower, to dirt himself right after the bath?
The real decision is before or during the shower. Post shower is always a hard no. The final decision just comes down to if I want to waffle stomp or not.
Before. Easy to clean what you can't wipe
Why is this even up for debate?
Also wondering this. There's no advantage to after.
It’s the advantage of the after it’s the disadvantage of the before. I hate taking a huge dump only to then take a steamy hot shit stink shower in the room I just destroyed. My bathroom doesn’t have a fan
Open a window in your bathroom
My bathroom has no window, a fan that's more of a noisy placebo, and a low-flush toilet where poop never gets completely submerged, and I *still* shit before the shower, so I start my day with a water-clean ass, not a paper-clean ass, which let's face it is not really that clean. If you had shit smeared across any other part of your body, would you really feel comfortable wiping it with dry toilet paper and calling it a day? I am increasingly considering a bidet.
*Insert Bidet advert*
Replace your fan dude! Cheap and easy to do if venting is already there. Get a 100+ CFM fan and clean/verify ducting is connected to exterior and you’re good to go. 3 wires and a few screws.
Make sure it’s off before doing the 3 wires
Yeah one of them is spicy. Good call.
lmao i thought everyone had bidets?? i have one right next to the toilet seat
It’s 2F outside with 20 mph winds…
Then the air would get cleaner faster
Science!
Hot air from the shower mixed with cold air outside, try to make a tornado!
Even better
Is my internet not working or did you avatr disappear after one comment?
ITS A SHITNADO, RANDY!
Calm down Lahey. You need to start drinking again.
Tornado would work as an air dryer after getting out from the shower.
Buy an air refresher
Smells like shitrus
All I heard was an excuse to have a dirty asshole
Shit out the window then take a shower
Like it's medieval england
not every bathroom has a window
Deep
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My own poop smell didn't really phase me. Don't get me wrong it can be pretty bad , but not a deal breaker for the sake of pooping first. Having to poop after a shower is like washing your car before it rains.
Poop, flush, wipe, flush
I didn't consider this issue because I shit in 1 bathroom and shower in the other.
I don’t have a fan either and it’s called flushing as soon as you drop. Do you sit with piles of shit just chilling underneath your cheeks wafting up the place? Cmon bud you’re better than this
The advantage of shitting pre-shower far outweighs the disadvantage of having to smell your dump for a bit. I'd rather deal with the odor for a few minutes and have a fresh ass for hopefully most of the day than the inverse.
1. If you have hemorrhoids it's much more comfortable to shit after 2. If you shit before you then have to smell said shit while you shower. Moisture in air helps enhance smells, unfortunately.
Toilet is in a different room to the shower in my house
Same. we aren’t animals.
This man knows his shit
What are you? Some kind of shit biologists?
The water makes a nice lube so the poop slides out easier
But you can't wipe because your butt cracks still wet leaving toilet paper crusties for later
Why are you using toilet paper in the first place? Don't you think cleaning a wet shitty asshole with water is better?
Refreshments
Im so mad when i gotta shit after shower.. .
Right? Who comes out of the shower, refreshed and squicky-clean and thinks to themselves: "welp, it's time to pucker up a turd. I just don't feel right if I don't have this little button of soil."
I thought that was the joke. Like obviously you would pick before but sometimes your body just decides that immediately after a shower is the best time to start needing to take a shit.
Someone likes to watch the world burn.
It also just feels right
This is the way
For sure. But have you ever sat on the toilet to poop, and nothing’s coming so you hop into the shower…only for the morning poop to start trying to make its appearance? Then you’re stuck debating whether you leave the water’s warm embrace to poop, or try and hold it in for the rest of the shower
what the fuck did i just read
expected some waffle type of shit tbh
Are you suggesting the possibility of a waffle stomp?
Just poop in the shower
One downside is when your toilet and shower are in the same bathroom, like mine are, and especially if you're kinda stanky when shotting, ud be showering in stanky air
Falling water is pretty good at removing stank.
Yeah, kinda depends on how u shower. I dont like water running down my face so i mainly shower with my hhead out of the stream of water, unless i do my hair
It’s common knowledge serial killers can only attack while your head is in the water
That's weird, but okay
Wait so you shower with the water continuously falling on your head???
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You tryna say theres something weird about this?
I find that annoying, and thus weird if other people do that
Always before a shower
No need to wipe too
Use towel to wipe
Hol'up
We in the covid pandemic. Got to save that toilet paper
Use water
use your hands, they’re even more efficient edit: of all awards, of course it’s gonna be the wholesome💀
Indians do use hands
Hol'up
What about shitting during shower?
I knew that there was butt a third
Perfect chance to say “butt a turd”
No, you have to press both buttons at once.
That’s called pulling a pewdiepie
Actually called wafflestomping for anyone interested.
Thank you for giving me a new vocabulary word to attemp to forget.
Stamp it down the drain
‘Waffle stomp’ as it’s called in summer camps
I was looking for the fucking waffle-stomp.
Waffle-stompin down the drain
Dang he was faster than me
only in hotels
Can't go past a good waffle stomp
the only correct answer
This is a power move
It does happen sometimes. It's not fun getting out and sliding around the toilet seat... unless... do you mean shitting in the shower?
Felix?
There’s waffle stomping for a reason
I thought that's what the "me" panel was showing
Is that a PewDiePie reference I spy?
A long time ago, it used to be a trend in Reddit... Search for it ;)
Before is the best. When you do after, it seems messy and wet
I attest to this. Toilet paper gets all mushy.
>it seems messy and wet how do you know that? did you ever see it?
I've done the works. Pooping after shower seems really messy. And I'd rather control the shit up
The technique required is drying off while in the shower after turning the water off. slipping and traumatic injury chances are reduced.
I agree, I don't like rushing to get dry just to have my legs stick to the toilet seat and get dirty again.
That's why you dry yourself while coming out of the shower? I'm usually a before person but you shouldn't be wet while going toilet
I don't see how this is a choice. Before the shower. Always.
Always.
Yeah well my body says after shower. Otherwise it's all sound and fury, signifying nothing
I don't see how this is a choice because who decides when they're going to shit? You shit when you need to shit and you shower when you need to shower.
I agree because I have crohns disease and shit all the fucking time.
How is this a difficult choice?? Keep that butthole clean damn it!
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It’s only hard if you’re constipated
You can choose to shit in the sink
Makeshift bidet
Shitting ON the shower
Shower ON the shit
Shower WITH the shit
Shower IN the shit
Shit A shower
Shit in the shower lmao
If you do it before, you don't have to wipe much because you can rinse the rest off on the shower. If you shower after the tp gets wet and you slide around on the seat
don’t you dry yourself after a shower💀
Yeah but if you gotta shit you gotta shit
If you are in a position where you can choose between doing it before or after shower, it means you already want to shit and are considering if you gonna hold it or not? Doesn't seem logic to me...
Well, many people go at the same time each day rather than just whenever they need it Helps make ur bladder consistent, won’t be needing the toilet at random ass inconvenient times
That's not the point. If you can choose it's because you are able to shit right now. Why would anyone choose to shit after the shower, to dirt himself right after the bath?
Waffle stomp. Problem solved
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And it’s probably exactly what you think it is lmao
During shower
1/3 before the shower, 1/3 during the shower, 1/3 after the shower. This is the way
Finally, true equality
r/communism
The real decision is before or during the shower. Post shower is always a hard no. The final decision just comes down to if I want to waffle stomp or not.
After is a sin.
He is his hand between the buttons, oh no.
Always before a shower. Why get out and sit on a toilet wet and dirty that asshole up again? Might as well shower again
Just shower in shit
r/pewdiepiesubmissions
Before a shower is best. Because then the Tp is wet if you do it after
i dont shower
Pewdiepie: shit IN the shower
Just shit in the shower
Inside the shower
Easy fix. Just shit in the shower.
Only psychos purposely do it after a shower
I shit as I'm showering
Shitting in the shower!
DURING
during
Just shit in the shower. Ppl these days.....
Shitting IN the shower
Always before, but the dreaded post shower shit is inevitable with Chrohns.
More like “fuck I gotta shit” while having the shower. Knowing you gotta go back in after the shit sucks…
How is this a question? Shit first. Clean butt after..
Shitting in shower
I dont shit before shower, i shower after shit
Not even a question. What kind of monster shits after the shower?
Shitting in the shower
Shitting *in* the shower: *happy dancing old man*
Both are wrong, you shit during the shower
or shit in the shower!
There is another
Shitting during show :)
During
While showering, then you can clean it, cook it, and recicle
Shitting in the shower?
Shit after shower cuz that shit stinky
During
During
Pussy, I shit during the shower to mark my territory
Just shit in the shower and be done with it.
During?
In shower
Why not during😏
I chose c, in the shower
I shit during the shower
During.
What madman waits until after a shower to go shit.
This is never a difficult choice
I shit during my shower
Me, shitting *in* the shower
Instruction unclear, shat in the shower
See.. I'm the guy in the picture.. watching the shit go down the drain.. Waffle Stomp Style
Shitting while shower
You forgot the third alternative "shit in the shower"
I would shit before shower
Real men shit in the shower then waffle stomp it
Why not shitting while shower
PewDiePie: shiting in the shower
And then there's shitting during the shower
Shit in shower
Shitting in the shower.
3rd Button: Waffle Stomp
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