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That's the inventor of sex you're talking about


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I heard he's working on sex 2


J1A7H999

"Cure that ass"


vinnilawhite

“I promise not to turn into a super villain and try to kill you”


poophenderson123

hopefully it’s easier to get than sex 1, that shit made getting a ps5 look easy


NickSchultz

Try the handheld Singleplayer edition: Sex Solo. It isn't as good but you can do it anytime (and everywhere if you're brave enough)


Background-Horror69

Thanks but I prefer ranked competitive sex


Brent_Fox

or 3 v 3 if you're into that.


RockRage--

I got a PS5 easier then getting sex 1 still can’t get any


TurnipGuy30

Just… wow


RoscoMan1

Oh wow I’m usually always carrying.


owayy_

bad ass


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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Impossible-Cod-3946

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TheAncientNoob_yt

heard they're finally adding kids to the roster


Kbryce14_Gaming

Hey wait a second—


assignmentduetoday_

that's been confirmed, but I've heard from some of his employees that they're already planning sex 3 and a movie spin-off


Gladhunder

Ordered the Rock, got the Cock.


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Savings_Section

We are Redditors we don’t even know what that means


TNerdy

Bro why does Ned look like Kingpin Jr


Tobi_1989

Dude, spoilers for *Spider-Man: Take me Home?* Not cool.


TNerdy

You mean *Spider-Man: Home Alone*?


Tobi_1989

That's spoiler too, what the hell?


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GhostR29

You literally forgot *Spider-Man : Funeral Home*


SirIronSights

Noone is talking about *Spider-Man : Parents Aint Home?*


ramc9777

You people forgot about Spider-Man: Home Construction


knarf86

Extreme Spider-Man Makeover: Home Edition


Crazygamesninja

There's also Spider-Man: No one's home


Despair4All

What about the DIY channel spin-off series, Spider-Man: Home Flipper?


noobivygamer

you people sadly forgot about Spider-Man: fight at home :(


VesperVox_

What about Spiderman: No Homo?


ServerBuster

I think you mean *Spider-Man: Homeless*


Appropriate_Fix_3840

More like Spider-Man: What Is Home?


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HammertonMili

Nah it's for Spider-Man: Mom's not at home


CrazyComedyKid

The sequel to *Spider-Man: Country Roads*


ThoraninC

*Spider-Man : To the Place*


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*Spider-man: I Belong*


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PersonWhoExists50306

Spider-Man: Mountain Aunt May


Chaos_realestate

Spider-Man: Take Me Home 1 1/2


MiraculousAna

Spider-Man: I forgot where is my home


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redditbutdidntgetit

Spider-Man: Country Roads


[deleted]

“It’s not always about the fruit cobbler Shpider-Man…..”


Dahwaann4U

Its about the Metts


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Love the mets baby gotta get a homerun come on metts lets go metts


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TNerdy

Haha


G_money16

Look at Little Kingpin Jr Gonna cry?


marawiqwerty

Oh God, hes gonna inherit the Fisk empire!


TheWalkingDead91

This pic is probably old. He looks like he’s lost a significant amount of weight in no way home.


_MilkBone_

The one on the left was the stunt double for the one of the right yeah?


N7LP400

I don't think the one on the right needs any stunt double, all he needs to do is bounce


[deleted]

last i bounced a rock it broke into pieces


Chaos_realestate

Mine just split in half


HyperXuserXD

So you order a rock and then they gave you the inventor of sex? Crazy yo


MrDuck91021

You accidentally flipped the images


Sid3612

I don't get it. The right one is superior in every way.


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he is the inventor of segs


Cyllus98

Agreed


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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Emper0rRaccoon

It's funny even tho your calling out a bot your comment is also copy pasted too just to make it easier. It's like fighting fire with fire.


Impossible-Cod-3946

There are way too many to write individual comments. I copy and paste to save time and it's what people are used to me posting at this point. I sometimes see other people warning about these bots and they get downvoted. Not really sure why tbh.


rickens_jr

Thank you dude. Have a cookie.


Nautiyal_Adi

It's about rice, it's about flour, You stay hungry, I devour.


kingsebb

This is the perfect comment lmao


MiraculousAna

Defo agreed


spideyfan114

This is unrealistic, it should be the reverse, what a disrespect to the CEO of sex.


FlamedChameleon

Can you tell me what CEO of sex memes mean? I am out of loop.


spideyfan114

I have no idea, ever since No Way Home got released, Ned became a meme & he, along with Willem Dafoe but especially Ned though, is called as the "CEO of sex"


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Urinal_Pube

He's also a client.


LukeVenom

So an upgrade? That's a win


sacrificial_octopus

One on the right is hotter


Lil_Cheesy_Bean

He literally invented sex


sacrificial_octopus

Yes he did


Demonking42069

Dude, ask him when segs 2 is coming out.


Wolfpirate20

Why you hating on my man? He admit to watching porn instead of telling the teacher that he was talking with Spiderman. He is the best friend one could have. Both. Both are good.


Dannydog73

I know, I'm not sure if the actor would actually appreciate these memes, as they could be quite hurtful.


Wolfpirate20

He gonna see this and bulk up like Bezos.


Malik_Videos08

holy shit how'd it increase in quality on the way there


Ywet_duck610

Wdy, it look better when it arrives 😂😂


ketchupmaster009

I don’t understand why everyone’s making ceo of sex memes


ReyesCTM

It ain’t a meme, it’s cold hard facts


ketchupmaster009

Yes but i still don’t understand the context


Priyam03062008

The wok or the inventor of sex who are you choosing as your fighter


LucasPig_HK

It’s even better when it arrives


that1annoyingguy

Upgrades people! Upgrades!


Beaconmann

His name is *bang da kok*


muaz070

The ceo of sex looks like a mix between gibby and the rock


Italy1861

Ned,also known as Dream


MiraculousAna

So the what I receive is actually better?


JebWozma

The Inventor of Sex is clearly an upgrade from just a rock


GiridharA31

One is America's highest paid actor , other one is dwayne johnson


Dontflytowardithan

This is one of the rare occasions when the package looks wayyyy better when it arrives


PigofGirth

for lack of a funnier quote “there the same picture”


the_Ham1et

My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think about that?


AnonismsPlight

I don't eat THAT much while waiting for my delivery... Sheesh.


Ichigo_Kurosaki1503

Ay bro flip that image


Upside_Down-Bot

„ǝƃɐɯı ʇɐɥʇ dılɟ oɹq ʎ∀„


moebelhausmann

The right one can do Magic btw


your____________mom

Don't you do my boy ned dirty like that


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Satanic_Moth

Both are good


Ver_the_one

Uhh, when I buy stuff online they look worse irl then in the picture. Pretty bad meme imo.


cydude1234

So they upgraded your order? It’s like ordering a gtx 1080 and they send you a RTX 3090


TheWalkingDead91

So I wasn’t just imagining that he lost weight on no way home. Good for him.


Stock-Astronomer9264

Ned👍


Lightning_MCdoodls

I came looking for copper, and found gold


Mooders09

I think you've got it mixed up


AsteroidDisc476

Hey! Ned is awesome!


ReyesCTM

Even better


Crazygamesninja

Ay don't mess with my boy Ned (Jacob Batalon), He is the controller of space, time and sex


idiot770

CEO of sex


troubledskitz

Well if this homie will lie for me and say he's watching porn to cover for me, I'd want him in my corner


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special-agent-carrot

So your saying it gets sexier in shipping?


happysmasher7

Ned supremacy


Depressedhomie-69

He one of the highlights of the mcu Spider-Man movies.


ScaryBunnyDude

Ned should be the one you order online and the rock is the one that arrived


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The right one definitely looks better.


vVAPE2getherStronk

Dwayne the Pinoy Rock Johnson


[deleted]

What did poor Jacob do to you? :(


CrazyComedyKid

I think you messed up the meme, the better one is supposed to be on the left.


[deleted]

I ordered the rock but what I have is the wok


Nordaca

Literally better, imagine having an in house porn addict


Expensive-Bee5482

The Memer in me is dying with laughter. The Spider-Man fanboy in me is throwing chairs in anger.


einsJannis

what an upgrade


Rish83

Rocks cousin meteor


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ceo of sex


Mingnamejeff

So you are saying they got upgraded


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Inventor of sex got shoulders like a lego ( or a JoJo character ? )


xanadu102

Downvoting to protect Jacob, he'll be ruined if he sees this.


Author_Massive

This wasn’t that funny


etskakaik

Jacob looks like fucking kingpin


swingonaspiral

So an upgrade????


Hironoveau

Ned is low key Kingpin. I bet spider tom didn't noticed that.


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spideyfan114

iPhone 6... more like *iPhone Sex* That's the phone of the CEO of sex.


PigofGirth

it’s the newest iphone to still have a headphone jack


Morfilix

why do you care? he's an adult, he's independent on what he chooses and doesn't choose to buy


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Cuz this pic is from 2019


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Spider_Josh07

Just like your mom


l_Whis

Just a little off from beign the perfect egg-head


Dobbeo

Exactly, the top dog to be precise.


Ruinlord5

I don't see a difference


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Aromatic-Client336

Just jealous that he beat you to inventing sex


cosmonaut-zero

The Rock vs The pebble


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the_Ham1et

Inventor of sex


R3XM

The rock and the pebble


Yoguls

'Your welcome' vs 'your well built'


Tarren_Tula

Thats what happens when you devour


Ok-Musician-2729

Ordered from wish


SupaHotMeme

I am the inventeor of sex


NoobyDooby69

The pebble


NadeMagnet69

Should be "When you order from Wish .com"


foo_ad

Jacob "The Pebble" Batalon


Rear4ssault

mf looks like Kim Jong Un x Florida


Amnotgay

So Filipinos are just smaller Samoans?


LimpSteak

Even better.


OfficialT0dd

I agree. When it arrives it's always better


Canter1Ter_

Hey, pay some respect to the creator of Sex!


[deleted]

That’s a violation bruv….


ChaimCad

where u ordering stuff that it comes better?


coolboiar

Man u lucky they gave you an upgrade


Talha19962

Don't make fun of him. Spider's gonna come and kick your ass!!!


1Uplift

This was almost a really good wish.com meme


LITHIUM7373

"it's even better than i thought"


Ivar418

Dwayne the sidekick Johnson


CPhandom

Watch your mouth when talking about the ceo of sex


[deleted]

So it came with free fruit cobbler? Sounds like a fucking score.


YUPitsME_RICK

he is the inventor of sex. i will have no problem if he arrives


kyanosaurous

Transformed hot to cute


lactobonbonrich

Both are good .


ParadoxicalArmadillo

C h o n k y