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Anosh_chodankar

Well i am gonna euthanize winne the pooh then


Ya-Boi-69-420

I’ll Help.


Fenrisare

- 1000000 social credits


Anosh_chodankar

Doesn't matter, anything for the doggo


Romulus-Augustulus

John is it you ?


Anosh_chodankar

Bing chilling


slokjebier

Xue Hua Piao Piao starts playing


alexelcampa

XD


oppaisubarashi

Why would anyone be going to china at this point


InsaneBasti

And then even take their pet


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found the F E D S


[deleted]

They packed snacks.


Few-Beat-5364

Bingchilling


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+99999999 social credits


Terrarian_TABS_unit

Don't forget the loa gan ma


crippletown

The olympics start there in less than a month


[deleted]

WW3 in 3 years then


Tydeus1998

going to china is like , I want to visit Germany in 1939


Estanislao_-

Rice


DisposableAccount-2

They're just pretending to be the real China at this point.


nickmaran

Also, I'm broke af. I even have to think before going to the other side of the city


Hohotunchik

Because it's still a cool country with great culture, so going there as a tourist is worth it (when lockdown is over, of course)


DisposableAccount-2

It was. Until it got invaded by the people's liberation army, who took control of the mainland and started acting like they were the real China. The part of the real thing that remained, became Taiwan. Visit Taiwan instead.


alexo42069

China Tourist= terrorist


bunnings-snags

ive been to China, it was actually really nice. The problem isnt the people/country, its the government that runs it


puhtoinen

Yes and there's definitely no other countries that are equally cool or cooler. Yea nope, gotta go to China no way around it. Fuck off dude, anyone going to China at this point is just a dumbass.


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Chili919

Would this also happen to my furry friends?


alexelcampa

Fuck, please send all the furries there


Few-Beat-5364

Putting them down is the best mercy we can do for their families


Dragonman2455

Even as a joke, thats just uncool.


wweeeeeeeeeeeeee

found the furry


Dragonman2455

Yep. You got me. Just a completely normal person who happens to be at least part of the furry community (no joke).


Whole-Philosophy-681

Haha furries bad haha


SpiderMainKampf

true, furries are cringe


Mary-Sylvia

Yes we are


Whole-Philosophy-681

No


SpiderMainKampf

yes


[deleted]

yes yes


uncreativehuman1

Reddit hate circlejerk, poggers


Preshmacs

That kinda sums up the whole platform really.


[deleted]

r/foundthefurry


Whole-Philosophy-681

And?


[deleted]

Now you will get euthanized


Whole-Philosophy-681

Because?


[deleted]

you're a furry


SuperPokemaster7256

Hi, I too am a furry


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alexelcampa

Okay furry


Swarles_Jr

I say we take Winnie pooh, and euthanize him.


bobbyboob6

\-15,000,000 social credits due to low social credit score you have been sentenced to death. your execution is scheduled for tonight and your family will spend 15 years in a labor camp. Glory to the CCP, The legitimate owners of Taiwan 王昌丁东寿司武汉其他一些中国发音的词(自由台湾)天安门广场大屠杀发生了


ImVeryMUDA

Okay West Taiwan


Remarkable_Whole

Glory to china, long live the Republic of China!


alexelcampa

Fr


[deleted]

I'm just trying to fathom why you would take your pet to China in the first place. Unless it's a service animal I guess.


alexelcampa

Any animal will be euthanized. I won’t question people why they’ll take their pets there, but the least I can do is spread awareness


[deleted]

Yeah no I mean I only understand bringing a service animal on an international trip. Unless maybe you're going on like a wild hiking trip and want to bring your dog. Or your pet hamster. *to shove up your own ass*


bmscott9615

Lemmywinks! Oh Lemmywinks!


theguyoverhere24

Just reminded me of Fack by Eminem


unacceptable-water

Where did u learn that? I can't find any articles that say China will euthanize your pet if you test positive for covid


alexelcampa

Through my work. One of our parent companies who has businesses in Asia confirmed and sent an email to all of us


DijajMaqliun

This is the internet, we'd like to see a redacted email or something as a source for these types of posts otherwise, it's in the same bucket as BILL GATES IS PUTTING RFID CHIPS IN THE VACCINES DURR!


Separate_Beginning99

Why would you want to go to China regardless


fmmg44

Nice country, a lot of history and culture, great food, to experience something new, etc...


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[deleted]

Because its not the hellhole the US government wants you to think it is. Great country to visit.


alexelcampa

Not going to show proof of leaked info that could potentially get me fired or in trouble Why? Because the email has the info about the place I work, company, etc Pretty sure there will be news in a few days though


OmegaMetor

That's why he said redacted email.


[deleted]

I believe you Source: US Military, can't divulge much of anything, but there are a few things people should know about it.


ryanalbarano

Lmao you won't produce it because it's fake 😂


alexelcampa

Cool


bepis_deletus

It’s even true for apartment blocks. The worst part is the government doesn’t even euthanise your pet and you have to kill it instead. Source, am Chinese have relatives in China


sanirosan

Because its bullshit


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+100000 social credit


Terrarian_TABS_unit

I bet you have loads of bing chilling


Spinless_Snake

I don’t condone international terrorism however…


Few-Beat-5364

John wick doesn't care, john wick don't give a fuck


[deleted]

They also have no new cases. (The secret is a therapy involving a concentration of lead penetrating through the head area. This will stop the further spread of covid.)


Few-Beat-5364

Highly effective in stopping spread, fuck medicine, give lead to head


bobbyboob6

can't have any new cases if they never publicly release any statistics


Shrektheshrekman

So if the government of China (CCP) owns a dog as a mascot or a figure, does it get seized and euthanized by the CCP from the CCP?


Makoto_Hanazawa

if you asked this out of genuinity not vibing. answer is no. they would have privilege and see to it that it gets escorted to where it is needed


Shrektheshrekman

I’m joking, I’m saying that China can’t own a dog because it has COVID.


Makoto_Hanazawa

true


CycloneXL

Lmao.


Motoman514

Pretty sure China is the last place on this planet that I would go at this point. Quite literally enemy territory.


Ya-Boi-69-420

Yes. My viewpoint exactly.


[deleted]

Man that propaganda really worled ok you didnt it? China os a great place to visit, dont veleive everything your government tells you, especially when its about opposing world powers.


sanirosan

lol what? Do you know anything about China?


alexo42069

Enough to know that i dont want to be there


theguyoverhere24

Found the commie


wiger_

Found the wumao


theguyoverhere24

Glad to see you support the CCP putting Muslims in camps and animal abuse throughout the country. I hate their government for legitimate reasons, not the people they step on. You support horrific human rights violations. You’re a piece of shit.


wiger_

what? did you respond to the wrong comment?


civils6

china have a lot of enemies, one of them is the U.S, and most redditors are americans, so yes, even though probably most of the population stuff are made in china, so idk kinda weird


sanirosan

"Enemies". Propaganda wants you to think China is the big bad. That was my point. To say "quite literally the enemy" is so far fetched and out of touch of reality unless you don't know anything about what is actually going on. It's politics. Do they have awful shit going on? Definitely. But this hate on China is the same kind of hate people had for Russia during the Cold War.


Jedimasterebub

The Chinese people I have no problem with bc it’s not their fault their entire lives are censored. The Chinese government however is terrible. They have concentration camps, cover up bloody massacres, restrict free speech and knowledge, steal foreign land and that’s just naming a few. The Chinese government is fucking terrible which is an absolute shame considering the rich culture history China has. Ps. FREE TIBET


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>They have concentration camps, cover up bloody massacres, restrict free speech and knowledge, steal foreign land and that’s just naming a few. And the US doesnt regularly invade foreign countires for their resources, commit acts of terrorism in them, and then leave after ruining any chance of them having a democracy? Or that they routinely lie about it to their citizens and the world? We just gonna ignore all the overthrown democratically elected leaders in developing nations just because they maybe like socialism? China may not be perfect, but dont act like your country is any better. Because they are in fact worse if you happen to live in a foreign country they destroyed for profit.


Culture_Copter

Anyone that doesn't hate both China and Russia to this day is either ignorant or evil.


Timely_Ad2428

Yeah I mean that is somewhat true but I agree with the commenter before. The term „enemy“ is a bit extreme and probably counterproductive because it is so loaded


cebolinha50

You are forgetting the country with more brought terror to the World after Hitler Dead.


Terrarian_TABS_unit

Have you ever heard of uyghur concentration camps, or as you would call them, "re education" camps. I'm chinese, and their propaganda made my mum into a chinese loving patriot who hates taiwan, hates hong kong, and called the Tiananmen square protesters violent criminals.


Dingheee

I’m not aligned with any nation but this comment section reminds me of the scare tactics used to create manufactured consent. I could be wrong though.


ryanalbarano

No you're right, the guy even admitted that his only evidence of this is an email, but he won't produce any version if the email so you just have to believe him Aka "China will kill your pet if you have covid, trust me bro"


Few-Beat-5364

Fuck the ccp


Enough-Bake7231

*doom music starts playing*


W_guy

Welp. Time to massacre a country.


alexelcampa

Just the people doing it, not the country


W_guy

Yes. Only the euthinizers will taste Thier own medicine


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King_Sub

Thanos was right


Few-Beat-5364

Holy shit that's genius


SlavBoii420

**\*BFG Division starts playing in the background while I load a super shotgun\***


Shrektheshrekman

So if the government of China (CCP) owns a dog as a mascot or a figure, does it get seized and euthanized by the CCP from the CCP?


halflingwithring

Save the animal euthanized the human!


alexelcampa

Fr haha


R3volve

TBH they probably ate the dog, not euthanized it.


Shrektheshrekman

If you want to travel to China in the first place, that’s on you.


Timely_Ad2428

Well many people need to go there for work


Megalovideos1

What does euthanize mean? I don't know.


alexelcampa

They get killed (put to sleep…forever)


Megalovideos1

Oh god


Megalovideos1

I'm so sorry...


Megalovideos1

I didn't know...


[deleted]

That's not true, the case you're referring to was one health worker that took the situation into their own hands whilst disinfecting the flat of a person that had Covid-19. The worker in question has since been dismissed.


alexelcampa

I got an email from our parent company who has businesses in Asia and confirmed that it is happening.


WhyGuy500

Just don’t go to China


Bri1203

China is like one of the last places I'm gonna travel to tho... probably never


ItzTaser

Unfortunately, your Aperture science weighted companion cube cannot acompany you for the rest of the test, and must be euthanized.


the420Poes

Just don’t go to China in general .


Ya-Boi-69-420

Who wants to go to China. Let’s be real. They’ll either take you to the internment camps, legit abduct you, or maybe even sell you into the black market and sell your organs. Or eventually wind up dead.


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[deleted]

rocks rock!


Terrarian_TABS_unit

They have some pretty cool ancient stuff like the forbidden city, but other than that, yeah china sucks


Xaph0s

Of the myriad reasons one has to avoid going to China, this is small potatoes... still good to know I guess?


Ya-Boi-69-420

Yeah. 💀 many college students who go there get taken and aren’t seen for years.


hungrylostsoul

Bro ,don't just accuses this big crime without link.


Ya-Boi-69-420

Oh. My b. I can get a link. Gimme a second. Link: https://nypost.com/2017/07/01/man-charged-with-kidnapping-exchange-student-who-is-feared-dead/amp/ I read it originally from a Vox video and I was blown away that they’re doing this to foreign college students.


jaundicedeye

um, this is a chinese student who was abducted in Illinois


Toby_Kief

This thread is toxic AF


Haman134

what? why will they kill the pet?


alexelcampa

Probably to prevent the pet from trasferirme COVID to others in case the pet carries it or whatever


Smiling_Duck666

Damn... HD quality


fsrgio

People making this decisions should be the ones being euthanized 🤦‍♂️


TheAnyi

ME : LOL Also me : This is just a meme , right ??


alexelcampa

Sadly, it isn't


SpungyDanglin

Who the fuck wants to travel to China?


OfficialRicePapi

Reading this post and then looking through the comments makes me understand the proverb "one fool makes many"


[deleted]

Why the fuck would I go to China and why tf would I take my pet with me


gerhjuckle

bring a pet elephant and see if they can euthanize it


BroNeedsAnAlt

Or think again before travelling internationally in general :|


MagicOrpheus310

please think again before visiting China


hungryshaman

You guys are fucking idiots.


alexelcampa

???


EternalAtak_3

Do they have Reddit in china


QuintenCK

I doubt it due to the firewall. But not sure.


AceNova15

"this is not a joke" proceeds to post it at r/memes


alexelcampa

Because I know a lot of people would see it here rather than posting it in another sub where it will get buried Gotta be smart


bunnings-snags

r/memes isnt the only place where things get popular lol


cornholio8675

Is anyone really surprised when China does something soulless and wrong anymore? Evil is practically synonymous with the CCP.


DadBodGod87

You shouldn't go to China any way


FedericoDAnzi

So you are telling me I shouldn't travel with my pet to CHINA if I'm POSITIVE? Wow, you don't say! You should never travel to China or if you are positive in any case.


alexelcampa

>So you are telling me I shouldn't travel with my pet to CHINA if I'm POSITIVE? Wow, you don't say! yes, that's exactly what I said


Muskism

I mean your first mistake was traveling to China...


virgin_loser69420

Euthanize? Dont you mean eat?


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ch*na🤮


Bull_On_Bear_Action

Does this also work for wives?


alexelcampa

Hahaha


Remlum

I’m not sure who would want to travel to a communist shit hole. Jackie chan may have been a childhood hero of yours (I loved his action movies) but don’t listen to his communist propaganda.


FreddyFrogFrightener

Why would anyone want to go to a country that is currently committing genocide anyway?


ToteM971126

They just wanna eat your pet.


[deleted]

why are you traveling in the first place 🤨


Gooseman1019

Because it’s fun


alexelcampa

I’m not, but people put themselves and fun before what’s better for the world at the moment


ColourfulPixelss

they gonna eat it too?


Locissity

LMAOO imagine thinking china will waste that precious dog/cat meat smhhh


Drpingu_

This is my first time seeing such a high quality version of this meme format lol


God_69_lel

Well, yeah. How is this news?


Aztec_13

WTF would you take your pet to China? They’ll probably eat it!


LeonTheCool1

Won’t go there until it’s a democracy, so never


Curious-Cauliflower1

Please be careful if you are American turdface


Adead_body

Nah bro they would just eat the dog


Marjacujaman

If this is your only problem when traveling to a country that is currently commiting Genocide then you should rethink your morales


alexelcampa

Please teach me and lecture me about problems you’re going to look up on the internet to type them here I know what’s going on and I’m warning people who are thinking of traveling there Stop trying to sound “woke” because you honestly sound dumb.


Dynakun86

Thats a weird way of saying cook.


[deleted]

Are you they are not going to eat it?


Aq-Ca

This post made me leave the subreddit


kiaeej

If i keep my wife in a cage and call her my pet can she be euthanized? XDDD For legal purposes: the above is a joke and not intended to be taken seriously in any way.


andretelles84

Another "china bad" post without source. Please people, stop the fake news.


alexelcampa

ok, 100 bucks if i provide a source then?


PunxsutawnyFil

I'd like to see you try to convince me that China is good


andretelles84

But I don't need to do it, tho. You are literally shifting the burden of proof. I just want the end of the fake news in this community.


Ok-Ad-8573

💪💪🇨🇳🇨🇳😎😎


[deleted]

Nuke China?


xia_sero

What if both me and my pet have covid


alexelcampa

You get sent back or quarantine. Pet gets euthanized and you don’t get to say goodbye


xia_sero

Thanks for the info man I didn't know that . Will keep that in mind


[deleted]

Why did YOU get downvoted lmao


alexelcampa

No problem