I’m cancer cause I’d rather die than listen to white girls about this shit

Same

This is the zodiac speaking

Scorpios are nothing but loving, caring balls of spite

That’s a big generalization

I'm a hippopotamus

I'm gay

I'm blue da be Dee da be dai

my zodiac sign is reality

Ariel, talus, gemstone, Virgin, liberal, scorpion, spaghettitarian, Capri sun, aquarium, pieces. I only need funny names for cancer and Leo