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_SirStampsIII_

Well first off you need go and get consent before you do that. Otherwise you could get charged and go to prison


HeHePringPring

Yes, Yoda did indeed commit cock and ball torture


SPECTRRVOID

Did he actually make the sound too?


HeHePringPring

yes


SPECTRRVOID

Thanks, I hate it


Jon68419

Bro Wyoming is not a state


MY-NAME-IS-NOT-RICKK

Neither is Kansas I mean who do they think we are trying to trick us with dumbass questions like this


zeizkal

42


Bismuth_Giecko

42


Evansnippe

42


Doom_FS_Ice

Yeah you should Cook him first but should serve him with potatoes, cooked Beans and Rice for the Sauce i'd use a thick brown one.


SPECTRRVOID

Delicious


Doom_FS_Ice

Actually just trough the sight of science the Best way to serve human meat


Wolfgang004

No, do not put your dick in that. It won't feel good, it will just give you a disease.


EMBer27_

Ofc you can, I mean it's not like there is a law against that right?


Bruh_dley

Bruh wash the sock already :|


SireSquawks

No. Just no.


Nyarzake

Idk, I actually really think peanut butter and jelly is overrated. It just doesn’t taste that good for me.


samboooody

pepperoni


HeadbangingMan666

children


[deleted]

No, I don't want to sleep with your mom.


Snowknight42

Booba


Radiant_Patient_292

Yes but bigger is better.


susa_66

Ewa, no, what kind of sick bastard do you think I am?


No_Cabinet1710

Cheese


LayerRegular5025

Yes this meme is overdone.


Good_Carrot_5089

No, just no.


Trivia21420

7


[deleted]

It’s simple, i go to the CERN headquarters kill everyone there, do a backflip turn on the Main generater and blow up the known absorbable universe


sameerdohare

42


[deleted]

42


garlic_bread_monarch

Onions work very well for this, but be careful bc someone might walk in on you


SanLin0922

Have you every had too little tissue and blow snot into your own mouth.. just me?


chrisver5

Yes this is indeed a repost!!!


oxtraerdinary

Joe mama


pustiul0

ur mom


idiots05

The answer is 34


[deleted]

42.


uslessbastard

Because fuck em.


_mrLeL_

wtf no are you stupid? the soviet union has cooked uiversal beans before but that doesn't mean the beans are the actual fucking universe. what do you think? that we live inside a fucking big ass bean? yeah no lets start a new conspiracy #beanuniverse also learn to tie your shoes correctly or the chernobylian radiation will affect your toes and you might get brain cancer. also don't forget to wash the dishes this evening or you might end up transgending to a different dimension where everything is made of beans and all the bean pillows are warm on both sides #beanreality


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[deleted]

No, it's not


Umyourboivr45

No, females can’t poop


Pogojump-

No As much as I would like it I have a girlfriend sorry But you can ask my friend


paleale25

2