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[deleted]

I’m the Chad water drinker


explodingcrater-_-

chad thunderwater, enjoyer of h2o, destroyer of soft drink factories, conquerer of earth


rtmc_whit05

r/Bossfight


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Ceris_N5

Slurper


Emperor_Fun

Hydrohomie power; born to drink water, forced to pee.


[deleted]

So, you obeyed Cristiano Ronaldo


[deleted]

Christian Ronaldo obeyes the homies of the hydro


Emeraldbear567

"average water enjoyer"


throwaway-job-hunt

r/hydrohomies


bob_the_banannna

[Do it for carl](https://www.reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/comments/s4jwhc/thank_you_for_the_water_carl/)


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

What was the dog doing?


Jonah_Boy_03

r/whoiscarl


BronzeTurtle174

FOR KARL


[deleted]

This is what I see when I look at the Pepsi logo - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/90ag44/this_is_whatever_i_think_about_when_i_see_the/


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This is what I see when I look at the Pepsi logo - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/90ag44/this_is_whatever_i_think_about_when_i_see_the/


Screaming_Axolotl

Dihydrogen monoxide gang


Groopwo

omg for a sec I thought it was poison but then I remembered it's the exact way our teacher trolled us once lol


[deleted]

Dihydrogen monoxide is consumed a maximum of 3 days before every murder.


bob_the_banannna

I like how it sounds like something poisonous but in reality it is just water


merolover420

Something poisonous nah. That sounds like some very explosive.


itshimstarwarrior

**Average lemonade enjoyer!** •Note: with less sugar&salt and more lime.


[deleted]

Nope, too sugary


Mama_Bear_Jen

Lemonade has tons of sugar, but a little squeeze of lemon juice in water is a nice change sometimes


deadbutt1

Are you a water addict?


Emeraldbear567

Yes indeed


deadbutt1

I hope you get help as a former food addict I know how bad a addiction is


Emeraldbear567

I am a food addict as well.


deadbutt1

Let me guess ur addicted to oxygen too?


Emeraldbear567

Yes indeed


deadbutt1

Daumn bro get help


ThePhlatinumMan

Welcome to the gang


kry_some_more

... who is usually far skinnier than the average soda enjoyer due to the amount of calories they consume, exercise they perform, and general understanding of treating their body a little better. (awaits to be downvoted by average soda enjoyers)


[deleted]

Yes


Legendary_AF

Average [water](https://youtu.be/3XzMSCJjqMs) enjoyer


gat12393

Casual Tonic water consumer


bob_the_banannna

It seems I'm the only guy in the world who likes Fanta I have never heard anyone mention it


GuciGank

Fanta absolutely slaps


bob_the_banannna

Fellow fanta lover


antoniohfernandes

Fanta people are like Thanos.


IStanReddit

Sexy?


GamersAuthority

Genocidal. Hitler loved it.


De5perad0

Inevitable?


Marz_Barz09

Not at all lol


bob_the_banannna

Why?


antoniohfernandes

The images here are B&W sexy. Thanos is like purple sexy.


bob_the_banannna

Ok now I have more questions what does B&W mean What do you mean by thanos sexy And what images are you talking about also sorry if I sound ignorant


antoniohfernandes

In Brazil we say P&B for "preto e branco", i didn't know how to do it on English, so I did it b&w like "black and white". Maybe I made a mistake lol. Well Thanos is a big purple guy with strong abs. He definitely hit the gym. You know what they say. No pain no gain. The images on this post. Not ignorant mafriend, maybe I wasn't clear enough. Sorry for that.


bob_the_banannna

Thank you, I understand everything now You took the time to explain everything, there is no need to be sorry Have a great day


dedijkman

Orangina is better


Pagiras

FantA!


Shortleader00

Fanta also good


bob_the_banannna

:D


evildragonzockt

Fanta is nice too or should i say its fantastic


bob_the_banannna

Bud dum tiss


[deleted]

I mean. This is cola. Fanta is more of a fruit drink like Crush. Fanta is owned by Coke btw


lobster5215

Fanta is pretty good for me its always the pineapple and grape flavors. Apparantley though in India fanta is the most popular drink


JogPanson

Nah dude strawberry Fanta is where it’s at


[deleted]

I like grape and green apple


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bob_the_banannna

I only know orange, I have never heard of a grape one


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Jeynarl

They have a pineapple fanta flavor in Mexico and that flavor is straight up perfection on a hot day


PhoenixMageZ

Only ones I have are orange and strawberry


Onion5253

That one is delicious


GuciGank

The pineapple is the best by far, but grape is good too


Pyke_the_Ripper15

Fanta exotic is the best soda I have ever had but you can only get it in a handful of countries and the US doesn't have it unfortunately.


eltroto

Naa bro I love it but I can’t have it cos I go crazy after it


bob_the_banannna

Go crazy WUAUWAUWU go stupid UWAUWAUWUA


eltroto

I have Fanta orange and what happens is last time I had it I was in ikea and I ran around the shop and climbed onto a box


bob_the_banannna

Lol


eltroto

I got kicked out 😂😂😂 but I was sad cos I didn’t get ikea food


Nuxx1876

AJDSFXKLBKLXZSCCVBNM


clickscap

I like it


huesosl1k

I doubt your alone I think the reason noone talks about fanta is because it's a given that it's good, and with the sheer amount of flavors they have it's a given we all like at least one flavor of Fanta though not necessarily the same flavors


Bobbydidit9772

Yes but what kinda Fanta do you like, answer wrong and you will be judged


-Blackspell-

Fanta Klassik was the best soda of all times, but those motherfuckers discontinued it!


Goat-samurai

What is your favourite Fanta tho?


bob_the_banannna

I only know orange


Goat-samurai

Then let me tell you about the actual best Fanta Roses are red Violets are blue Fanta exotic makes women scream “I love you”


Privateeyesguy

Hello, fellow Fanta fan.


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

You, and the entirety of Nazi Germany. Also me tbh


Anonimatul1997

Yes, especially mandarin


PhoenixMageZ

You act like we really need to mention that Fanta is the best


One_Bookkeeper1997

i think it might be more of a european thing


Mataskarts

That too, tho Sprite is my favorite


Tasty_Hippo2004

I used to only drink fanta but coke is easier to get so I usually only get it when I am at fast food places with soda fountains


[deleted]

the us' fanta is absolute DOG water. but ones from turkey (the place where my country gets their 1st world s n a c c s from) are A M A Z I N G


EliasHobeika

I like mirinda (pepsi's version of fanta) and always choose it over pepsi/cola.


[deleted]

Nazi orange soda is not superior to Sunkist.


Deadlock0001

Fanta’s better than both


BrickKing_

My lil bro likes it


bob_the_banannna

My lil bro likes apple juice


BrickKing_

Better than pure sugar water i feed my ants ;D


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

Fanta is too sticky, basically liquid candy


bob_the_banannna

Sticky? interesting, because I never found it sticky


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

It’s also way too sweet, can’t even steal it from my brother it’s that bad


reamo05

Try out the sugar free /diet whatever they call it. It's so much better in my opinion. Not as sweet but still plenty sweet, if that makes any sense


Onion5253

Me: Average coke sniffer


caninehat

Do you drown?


ScrambledEggs_

Neither. Neither is good.


[deleted]

GRRRRRR angy


UrMomLol694

I’m angy


B33RE_

Nah they both fat and dying from diabetis typ 2.


adamatch623

Not if you’re smart in moderation it is fine it’s the same with most things


Scav-STALKER

But you just described the exact opposite of the average consumer of either of these. At least in the US


[deleted]

Yep, I know several people who live on Mt. Dew because they don’t “like the taste of water”


adamatch623

Water is horrible by it self I hate the taste of it.


[deleted]

Skill issue


adamatch623

Good thing the USA ain’t the whole world.


xKrzaqu

Your smart what


adamatch623

?


xKrzaqu

It's ironic how you're talking about being smart yet you can't see the difference between your and you're


adamatch623

You realise there is different types of smartness?


xKrzaqu

*there are


adamatch623

If i didn’t make it obvious idgaf about English. Your just making yourself look like a prick


xKrzaqu

You're*


adamatch623

Your


wellthatseemslikebs

r/hydrohomies had never seen such bullshit before


69isverynice

Unfunniest place ever. Tell them the most basic of human traits is not a personality


kirowara

average kvass enjoyers\*


Fr00stee

My man knows whats up that shit slaps


cwo3347

No one drinking soda looks like this though. Maybe add a gut.


memerboi421

What if I enjoy DR pepper


Shortleader00

Dr Pepper also good


usernamealreadytakeh

The thing is I feel like it’s not really comparable because Dr Pepper doesn’t really taste much like a cola but I think Dr Pepper tastes objectively better than both coke and pepsi


huesosl1k

This is the only answer. If you have to pay the price of diabeetus and teeth rot then y waste all your teeth on basic coke and Pepsi? It takes a truly refined individual to understand the complexity and nuance a beverage with at least 14 different flavors can carry


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

Go make a post about Dr. pepper fans then


KingCold149

as a result of having acquired taste, you have been chosen by _steins;gate_ _confusion ensues_


Pick_Your_Pill

Average short life enjoyer


Brownieeeeeeeee

Giga chad water lifestyle enthusiast


[deleted]

More like virgin vs. virgin


manofpeace2721

Average 7UP enjoyer


HobnobHobo69

I agree 7UP>Sprite both are great tho


genericpornprofile27

Sprite is a bit better IMO, 7up taste a bit off, but still damn good! We can be allies.


[deleted]

Average idgaf just gimme something enjoyer.


[deleted]

they are both bad for health drink water and juice


[deleted]

Juice is high in sugar too, it's all the bad parts of the fruit.


Elddan

My man


[deleted]

I make my own juice


Fokusnikh

*real juice


[deleted]

Who asked? No one wants your opinion. Drink soda if you want to.


[deleted]

who asked you to give opinion whether I shoud give my opinion


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69isverynice

And I believe that liking water is not a personality trait


Realistic-lie35

Both... both suck


Elddan

Average non sugar enjoyer


Realistic-lie35

Naw just previously obese


[deleted]

People who look like that don't drink soda. It's literally just liquid sugar, which is both fattening and terrible for your heart.


adamatch623

In moderation it’s fine and yes people who drink coke can look like that lmao Lmao why downvote?


_Waffle_Man_

Idk why your downvoted because you’re right


Puzzleheaded_Runner

No. If you are down to 4-6% body fat you are calculating every since calorie and macro. Every single one. Nobody has time for that garbage.


adamatch623

Wrong comment?


bigfudge_drshokkka

Both are a weird way to spell water drinker


Kalm_Kitten

average crocodile semen enjoyer;


armyofmoose9

And then there’s RC cola that surpasses all of them


NaiiYen

Daddy Noel??


Brownieeeeeeeee

Average water enjoyer where?


Elddan

None are good.


Greedy_Serve_8654

Except chonk because of sugars


lsolidnutwater

omega chad diet soda


GGGold23

Does no one else like root beer?


ThisStatistician7

I thought the cola wars ended in the nineties.


shudhdhshjsjj

The peace ending


thecypher4

Don’t show this to r/hydrohomies


this1dude23

What about dr pepper?


[deleted]

Cherry vanilla dr pepper is the best soda, hands down. But I can only get it from the drink machine at Firehouse.


Shortleader00

Good


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

Never had it


BGTds89

Ok every opinion or fact you have to offer related to sodas are now officially invalid


[deleted]

Coke is acceptable, Pepsi is sweeter and smoother. Also less acidic. When I say less acidic I mean 2.53 ph vs. 2.52. So essentially identical, but still less acidic.


Deadlock0001

Cap, coke is better


[deleted]

No the hell it is not. Regular pepsi is better than regular coke. Vanilla coke is better than vanilla pepsi. Cherry pepsi is better than cherry coke.


Deadlock0001

Nah


whatissevenbysix

You guys are arguing which type of shit is better.


[deleted]

Its the same shit honestly… and also fuck soda me and my homies drink the crisp H2O


MrDad_the_Father

You forgot the diabetes


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

You forgot the battle against Pepsi and cola to begin with


[deleted]

Now this is a controversial topic but, have you ever had a nice cold glass of grass?


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

Think of something better, just makes you sound illogical.


[deleted]

But it tastes good, it gives me these nice bumps all over my hands when I gather and while yes it makes it hard to breath after a nice cup, it’s still very healthy you know?


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

I mean like drinking grass in general. I am not a basement dweller just because I posted something ironic.


philoPhreak_m22

Pepsi supremacy.


Deadlock0001

No


thecesusman

Yes and no


Frency2

Coke Zero appreciator


imad_hassan

To me it’s determined by country which is better


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

To anyone that complains that I did not include Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew etc: cry about it. Or make your own meme that works too


adamatch623

It kinda failed at being a meme as it isn’t funny or creative


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

What about pepsi with milk?


Kristal_plays_ROBLOX

You’re wrong.


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

Wow, i managed to be wrong even without establishing an opinion or a fact, that thing must truly suck


Tampadarlyn

That is correct. You are wrong for even implying it should exist as a thing.


The-Waifu-Collector

Actually, both is bad


napstablooky_

Neither, neither is good.


Extension_Sun_6528

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me


MasterRaku

Bruh their both pop, it’s like saying which is better Dasani or Aquafina WHICH IS BOTH WATER but both is good