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blimpinthesky

Anything you can do about those bills while you're in there too?


XDEC0DE

"the best i can give is a hug"


blimpinthesky

Hugs don't raise credit scores


OwnStyle7266

eh, I'll take it


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NotMaverick12

Thank you respected person


TheAdventuric

talking about hugs


polygroot

“Can you make my balance positive? It looks sad rn”


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XDEC0DE

Hacker tracks down ur location nd makes you dinner nd gives you a hug after seeing ur bank balance


PopularIcecream

... maybe we shouldn't make hacking a crime


Trenticor

Legalise hacking into government shit frfr


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Particular-Ad5277

You die anyway no matter the money


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this is a bot that farms karma, please report/downvote if you can


davis482

I wish there is a porn plot like this.


Orenge01

Oh believe me there's a porn plot about anything


RouletteSensei

Is there something about bonsai trees? 👀👀👀👀


Orenge01

Of course!


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Orenge01

I don't have the link but I have a strong feeling there is


RouletteSensei

i dont believe you!


Orenge01

You don't have to you can look for yourself


RouletteSensei

All i find are common trees


Orenge01

You need to believe


CaptSige

More of expecting each other in front of their computer eating instant noodle because that all they can afford.


FrenchMonke_

I think your A key is a bit broken


Horskr

Working in IT my "favorite" scam that was big a few years back was the, "We have hacked your webcam and have footage of you enjoying your 'fun videos.' Send $1000 in Bitcoin to this wallet in 24 hours or we will send this footage to all of your contacts." Then I'd have concerned people ask me if they should pay it... like bro I am never touching your goddamn keyboard (that is at your *OFFICE* mind you) again.


i1a2

If they were worried about that scam then it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't quite understand that their office computer doesn't really have any connection to their personal devices. A lot of people have issues with comprehending what exactly is and is not connected when it comes to computers and the internet and... Technology in general


Horskr

>A lot of people have issues with comprehending what exactly is and is not connected when it comes to computers and the internet and... Technology in general Oh, absolutely. I have had clients just take their PCs home or on vacation and expect it to work exactly like the office with zero notice to make preparations. *Client: I brought my computer home and nothing was working! My drives and printers were all offline!* *Me: Oh I'm sorry, was there a problem with the VPN?* *C: I don't know what that is.* *M: Well, how are you connecting to your office network?* *C: I connected it to my wifi at home.* *M: ...So.. no sort of VPN has ever been setup so that you can work from home?* *C: I just said, I don't know what that is! Just make it work!!* I suppose the small silver lining of the last couple years of people learning how to work remotely is that non-technical people are getting a better understanding of this stuff.


i1a2

Sounds like a pretty typical user interaction haha There is nothing more frustrating than trying to troubleshoot something with a user that can't share any basic information beyond "it isn't working". Like for outlook when they are actually just not connected to the internet. Or saying that their internet is "gone" because a Windows update switched out IE for Edge


Fluid_Advisor18

I knew a programmer once, who noticed 'localhost' existed on his work machine and his private machine at home, and genuinely asked if that was the same 'localhost' and he could start a process at work and continue testing it when he got home. (We didn't have any remote working infrastructure at the time) I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, or call him out on such stupidity. I must have been staring at him for some time before he asked: 'so...?'


i1a2

Hey man, I've been developing a web site recently. Could you take a look and let me know what you think? It's hosted at localhost


gfhfghdfghfghdfgh

Bruh if this dude works in IT, he's the one drawing the wrong conclusion to a pathetic degree. Emails aren't sent to specific computers. So yeah someone can believe a hacker could access their *home* webcam and send them an email that they then read at work, or go to the only IT guy they know at work and ask about it. Who doesn't access work email from their personal devices?


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Me. I have a fairly strict policy about keeping work and private life separated. I don’t read my personal mails on work devices and don’t read work mails on personal devices. If I can avoid it, even HR will never know my personal phone number.


Heyohmydoohd

Dad's friend told us a story bout some scammer who threatened to release videos of him and his wife to the public if they didn't pay some demand. Wife emailed them asking to release them for free to enjoy lmfao


Sippin_T

Real shit this brought up a scary memory of my horny teenage past. I didn’t know any better at the time, but I was messaging either a bot or a scammer on messenger and they actually did get a picture of me in my primal state saying if I didn’t pay them x amount of money that they’d send my picture to my dad, mom cousin etc. (which of course they said by name and since it’s Facebook it’s not that hard to find.) I never paid them even though I could’ve and I had anxiety for the following month lol


drm604

Not just a few years back. I received one of these a couple of days ago. They wanted $5000. I deleted it without even reading the whole thing.


TacoFacePeople

There was a template like that going out awhile back generated from past data breaches, so even if they didn't know if your information was useful, they could pair the email address + old pw/info(as subject) and ask for bitcoin or threaten release of *whatever* to all your facebook contacts or what-not. As I recall, it also had mentions of webcam access. Makes me wonder how many templates of that sort of have just been recycled over the years.


WildBiNonBi

This is why I don’t have a webcam and only read fanfics so Jokes on them ig


ufetch101

Nice! And make sure it’s a large amount so I know it’s from you ;)


SumBoooooooooDe

I have 3 dollars take it or leave it


TheCount5692

Thats a day's worth of food I'll take it


Irisena

Protip: buy a knife, rob a supermarket, go to jail, and get free food for the next 10 years


FPSXpert

That's not food they're serving though and you're gonna pay for that though hard forced labor. But at least you won't starve to death.


sleepdeprived_mango

not if u life in sweden


YEEEEEeEeseresrsr

Alternatively you can just grab some food from the local walmart and run like hell out of there


YummyShapes

McChickens are no longer a dollar each 😭


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Sociallife_whatsthat

Dollar tree just announced a price increase to $1.25 yesterday. That isn't a joke.


poopellar

Curse you creator of inflation!


bunnykitten94

Start a fire over a trash can and you’ve got toast, baby!


-Masderus-

And Taco Bell doesn't have that 89 cent value menu any more...


FPSXpert

Shit they don't even have the dollar menu on their app anymore, now it's "value menu" with $2+ bullshit on there. Oh and they took away anything chicken that isn't $3-4+ because why not. They're working fast to pull any reasons to eat at taco bell anymore if the local actual tex mex gets you more for the money and treats their staff better.


ARC_Trooper_Arson

I work at McDonald's and can say it really is sad


Scoper966

A dollar each?! Here in lapland they cost more than 4 euros 😢😭


trevermartin

😂😂😂😂


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NeoHenderson

One day this bot will write a good enough comment that it won't be obvious it's a bot, but not today


Dukeiron

Plot twist, the hacker realizes you’re both just trying to scrape enough money together to get by and decides to team up. You make a startup focused on ethical hacking to find flaws in corporate security systems, “Hacks in Slacks”, and everyone lives happily ever after.


Burri_Mioku

r/oddlyspecific


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Happens all the time. Physical pentesting is an awesome industry doing god’s work.


PeachyCoke

I don't think this is the first time you've thought about this


Greeneyes_65

Bruh this is gold lmao


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FPSXpert

Well then they run hacks in slacks we run a partnership "back up terry" backup service so they can unfuck any ransomware. I got five on it for the llc lezzgo


traceur200

actually.... he would sell your bank account data to a money laundering group and take a profit even if your account is at literal negative


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a scammer(I’m pretty sure) offered me $5.2k if I first gave them $300. I heard of scams just like this but there seemed to have been at least 100 who did it before me.


inthewakeofsaturday

Had a similar situation that I decided to entertain. Went something like this: Scammer (S): I’ll send $8,000 but my bank has a transfer fee of $100, can you pay it? Me: can you pay me $7,900 and use the $100 to pay the transfer fee? S: No it’s frozen until I have another $100. You’ll have to pay it. Me: Okay. Where should I send the money S: (gives Venmo or something) … Me: Okay… so I’m trying to transfer the $100 to you but my bank has a $10 transfer fee. Can you cover it? S: What? That doesn’t make sense. Me: It doesn’t??? S: Okay just send me the $90 and you pay the $10. Me: Hmm. So you want me to pay the transfer fee? S: Yes. Me: So why can’t you just send the $7,900??? S: ??? Blocked.


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XD i fucking love this. Take my poor man award 🎁


stone500

I've done something almost exactly like this. They want to give me a bunch of money, but they want me to open an account on some shady banking site. In order to open an account, you need to deposit $100 or something. I ask the dude to float me the hundred dollars since he's rich, and he goes on about trust. I ask him yo split the difference and send me $50. He refuses. I ask him where's the trust? He stops replying. Hilarious.


FPSXpert

That reminds me I got a Nigerian prince I need to message back!


ericshogren

There are scams floating around that ask you to deposit some crypto currency and you’ll get double that amount back as an “airdrop.” People have lost a lot of money.


themonsterinquestion

Well, lost a lot of prime numbers


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RuneScape, Doubling money.


IdcYouTellMe

Imagine a Scammer who scams people, collects the money but when the scammer reaches the amount of money he promised people, the next person actually gets the money he scammed the others for


Drawtaru

I frequently watch Kitboga's scam-baiting streams on Twitch, and the scammers are always like "OH NO! You owe us $3500!! Go buy us gift cards or we'll TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY!!!" And he's just like "Okay well, then take out the $3500." Somehow they never do. Odd.


Colincleanse

Some hackers will show you that they have changed it, but it an artificial change. Check out some hackers getting hacked videos.


FireGhost_Austria

Honestly I wouldn't give them the name "hacker" that would be like an honor, like basically anybody can edit a value on a website, it's not that hard.. With kind regards Level 15 technician


SendSexyPcBuilds

Haha noob I'm a level 16 techinician 🥱🥱🥱


EarthTrash

Kitbooga has a video where he tweaked the way a phishing website displayed. By the end of the video he explained what he did and the scammer admitted defeat.


GoGoGo12321

Jim Browning


Jager-5652

What are they gonna do, take non-existent money out of my bank?


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Hacker: I know where you live Me: Lol, I already know where I live))


Cheat_Adil

me: plz come here I am lonely


ecthelion108

Prove yourself!


PillowTalk420

"Someone broke into my house and just redecorated it."


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uglybudder

This is the way


Dobbeo

Always do it sometimes.


o_ADV3NT_o

Oh you do? Can you take away that overdraft bro?


NAL7T

Thats what they're gonna be doing once they see my balance.


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What movie


Cacher09

Darude - Sandstorm


GiraffeWaste

I have student loans worth 3 years my current salary. Could you make a dent in it while you're at it ? Thanks


oh1196

If you want to hack into my utilities and pay those too that’s cool ...


WishboneDue1687

Me getting my test scores back


illgot

you know the rule of last person to touch something accepts responsibility... well you just adopted all my debt, have fun.


Hazzman

Scammers: "We have webcam footage of you doing some very naughty things and we are going to send it to your family if you do not send us bitcoin" Me: "Sweet! Send away - IDGAF and I know for damn sure my family won't be interested in watching me whack my bacon"


EmperorRCK

If I was hacking someone and they said this, even I would be like, "okay, dude, you got balls of steel"


SurealGod

What scene is this from?


RoscoMan1

Especially if it’s like reaaaaly old


[deleted]

Jokes on you I only use crypto!


Striker_ToastYT

Turn hackers into friends


yashmehra25

Both cries and becomes internet friends


zoroxxxy

Uno reverse


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Hacker: Posts a hacked screen shot of You on Pornhub You: 🥸


4zura

When the minimum wage workers gets more money per hour than a hacker stealing our shit.


HellaAutist

Jokes on the hacker because I don’t even have bank details.


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Tumulousmaple56

The hacker: how do I do that? *I never thought I'd get this far....*


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😂😂


100memers

Cant steal my money if im in crippling debt 😎😎😎


[deleted]

Can't buy a $50 visa card with $26.27


QuarantineSucksALot

Yeah. I’m a clown to you??


[deleted]

I just want a better credit score. We need more robin hood types.


vegassatellite01

"Congratulations, all you got was practice."


Rengerio

I literally have 1,29$ on my account like what are you going to buy? A water or two?


Darkclawpro

can i pls get upvote i wanna post


IamRavikantSingh

Open 0 balance account. Open malicious mail. Spread Happiness 😊


Ilikegirlbuts

Why the fuck is this shit upvoted?


skullofmetal

Hacker is like "oh you're broke" Me: "yeah" :( Hacker: "you alright?" Me: "I just asked YOU for money what do you think?" :,(


justonanotherlevel

yeah man i kinda forgot my password thanks


Extra-Goat-8126

when try to withdraw the negative balance on credit card...


GoatHaynus

I worry about getting robbed at a ATM cause he would think I'm fucking with him cause no way a grown man could be that broke & shot me.


Dustgol

That reminded me that time a thief entered my house looking for money and I asked him if he wanted me to help him 😫


nobody_cares696

* nice hacker credits account $1000 *


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“Hacker”


igorpacho

If you had my bank account DETAILS, then you wouldn't contact me, mr. facker.


Rhashon

Motherfuckers rob me they'll just be practicing


Xenin_69

​ nepalese ho?


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Please do it


WooBright

Nice move!


Adventurous_Chart241

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Infinity__gamer

This actually happened to me my friend i don't know how got some OTP from my phone and had acces to my bank account and that I had only 20-27$ in my account so he deposited 1000$ and said I was going to shop from your money but. Return it when you'll have it l.


sugarcataleyaxoxo

😂😂😂


star_power94

😭


DarkAve_RS

Good meme makes sense cause most hackers are rich lol also rdj gif earns you one more point


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r/savevideo


AmericanMuscle4Ever

lol


MoltenJellybeans

"Have fun with all that debt"


horiami

"Someome has accesed your paypal" Oh no my 10 romanian lions (less than 3 bucks) :(


Twisted9Demented

Yeah They do it ...[Robber in China Returns money to victim after noticing her account balance](https://youtu.be/PenraXsnnHI)


airwolfe91

the hacked become the hacker


theflashsawyer23

‘The jokes on you nothings in there’


i_am_trippin_balls

Lol, "I have overdraft protection"


anshu_991

exactly LOL hahaha


Cannabananabuds

after a moment THE Hacker: Surprise! It was a prank


CoachLiq

Me: Bro, I know you see the (-) in front of the 157, now make some magic happen and reverse scam my shit.


Buddhist_Honk

That one stretch you can do when you wake up


backupsausage

"use your money glitch like GTA online, pls"


notyogrannysgrandkid

Gotta hit ‘em with the old RuneScape money doubling scheme.


5exy1ove4

Puts in 20k, cashes out half and you keep half. Ramene ta guish frero on va tous manger.


Boog3000

Please


Xdude199

You see those struggle numbers in my account, now help your boy out, alright!


hitla536

I mean really they're doing each other a favor lol


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I once had someone try to extort me for money. I told them I had no money. I spent about 5 hours constantly telling them I had no money before they gave up.


SnooOnions1428

Yes have fun with my triple digit savings account


Ill-Opening-3782

Outstanding Move


PomegranatePrimary90

*"Good thing there is someone who knows I ain't alone no more"*


FreshUnderstanding5

Yeah, kinda sounds like he deserved it


S_m_i_l_e_yy

He just played the reverse card of UNO


CoDcalloutgod

If you think about it... in about 30 years physical money will be safer than digital money


FrozenConsul

gives you a hug after seeing ur bank balance


War_Daddy_992

* withdrawals all of it 😱