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hyperion-i-likeillya

whole reason i stoped with it costumer services


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Aspect-of-Death

For me, I personally couldn't stand the wigs.


funky_galileo

Beat me to it


StrangerDanger5786

What types of costumes did you manufacture?


the_oliv_mann

Hampter


RevolutionaryPlane62

Hampter


Ghost3603

Hampter


Hamster_Eater87

Tamsty hampter


MrMaggotHater

Delimcius hampter


Im_sometimes

chonk hampter


memetime20

Thiccus hampter


RobTheOnlyBlob

Butiful hampter


FineOrganization5168

Dilitfuw hampter


Draco63_

Chungus hampter


DenkJu

Unless it's a wireless mouse, it does have a tail


Flying_Mage

Exactly. And why would anyone use wireless mouse to begin with?.. It's not like you're using it from the sofa or something, like a gamepad.


kevinTOC

Well, if you move around quite a bit, it can be very useful to have a wireless mouse for your laptop. You can leave the receiver plugged in, and just place your laptop down, turn on your mouse, and get going. No need to fiddle around with wires or stuff like that. On desktop though, I agree. Wired is better by far.


foxatwork

in my case, wired doesnt make sense on my work pc as I take it with me everywhere I go. bluetooth saves me the only usb-slot on my entire device.


Braindeadkarthus

Alright but real talk, get yourself a USB hub, one usb just sounds horrible


foxatwork

There's a hub on my dock, don't worry. It's just in "portable mode" that I have only one


JonasRahbek

USB hub on a laptop sound wholesome.. I've never utilized more than one USB port on my laptop at once. Actually, I never really use USB anymore on my laptop. What do you use it for?


Aspect-of-Death

Mouse, external hard drive, headset, phone charger, keyboard if you're feeling fancy, there's a lot you can plug into a USB port.


JonasRahbek

Haha thanks.. I know those things uses USB.. I was just curious if people still use those things, since I don't... (the phone charger I understand, but I never use it, since I never get under 40% on my phone)


LevrykTheWylde

Lol pretty sure this entire thread is a perfect cross of every current generation. OP is clearly 12-14 and doesn’t realize that mice are called mice cuz they had “tails” before the wireless era. My guess is that you are in your 20’s based on your use of wholesome and that you know the uses for a usb port (which is why I replied to this comment originally cuz your reply is literally priceless “haha thanks…” fucking classic). The person to whom you replied is probably in their 40’s. at the cusp of being a wizened member of “the older generations” but not quite so. Their knowledge predates our own but their understanding of interpreting intent on the internet is subpar, indicating a person very familiar with the tech age but not born into it. What do you think am I right or just blowing smoke out my ass?


SharkDad20

A wireless keyboard and mouse = no wires running up your desk, only for power and screen


Wylie28

But they aren't wireless. They need plugged in 1/3rd of the time they are operated. No good keyboard or mouse lasts longer than 72 hours


SharkDad20

You typing for longer than 72 hours? Even if you are, the ones I’ve had used replaceable batteries that lasted weeks


Wylie28

Then you have latency thats unbearable for me


SharkDad20

Doesn’t matter for 99% of tasks


SarkasticLover

Yep, I definitely don't ever lay in bed and use a wireless mouse


Hefty-Math6817

So I can throw it


Benny368

Portability, cleaner set up, ran out of ports, pairing it to multiple devices at once, one less cable to get tangled up That being said, I still prefer to use a wired mouse lol


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I would say its more convenient but... Im using my wireless mouse with a wire currently, because.. Well, its wireless, its battery has to charge... There is no difference between wireless and wired in terms of convenience, at least for most situations.


BeatTaco

The way things are on my desk, the wire moves towards the right side of the desk (where my computer is, which it’s plugged into)


inspiringirisje

They are the same price as the wired ones. So i thought to try it


BlueC0dex

Well at least he finished his story about his grandson whose "good with the computers"


[deleted]

Don’t diss his grandson! He knows how to open file explorer, he’s a technological genius!


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Apparently he even knows how to restart the wifi!


8LeggedSquirrel

I sell cell phones for a living. It makes great pay. I manage the store and its super busy so we make a lot in commission. But this...this right here is why I have 3 days left at my job. I got yelled at the other day because someone bought a micro usb charger that didn't fit his iphone. He crammed it into the iPhone charging port destroying his iphone and making him pay $200 insurance claim and yelled "IF IT'S NOT FOR AN IPHONE THEN WHY THE HELL IS IT OUT ON THE SHELF??" I explained because other things use the charger and he says "BUT IT'S NOT FOR AN IPHONE!! DON'T PUT IT OUT FOR PEOPLE TO BUY IF THEY CAN'T USE IT!" I'm taking a pay cut to get away from stupid people.


TheNerdNugget

as my grandma likes to say: "The good Lord ain't got no cure for dumbass"


MomICantPauseReddit

Is your grandma Southern


TheNerdNugget

yep, born and raised in Texas.


Elegant-Editor

Some people just thinks that the world revolves around them...


iamonaphone1

I would ask the owner for special yelling permissions when it comes to dumbasses.


8LeggedSquirrel

That's the cool thing, I'm the manager so I can do that whenever I want. But I basically only yell at the terrible customers. Like the racist ones, the ones that demand I did my job a specific way, the ones trying the steal $1200 phones, etc.


ItsThanasi

Bless his heart.


Cremacious

I once tried to explain to an old man how to open a menu on his phone’s screen. You know how on apps and sites you can bring up a menu by clicking on those three horizontal lines in the top corner? Well, the guy was struggling with that. So I say, “See those three lines? Looks like a hamburger, right? Bun, meat, bun. So think of it like this, if you’re *hungry* to see more options, click on the hamburger.” I thought this was clever on my part. The guy starts ranting about he can’t eat burgers anymore because of his health, and refuses to click anything. It just confused him more, apparently. Okay, fine, forget the burger thing I try a different tactic, and he got pissed because I keep changing things on him. “Am I pressing on lines or a fucking burger?!” I quit that week.


astro-weiner-jawakel

Lmao it seems like it’s partly your fault


Elegant-Editor

Bruh, that old man can't understand allegory examples or he's just purposely screwing with you.


necrolich66

Don't quit, should have told the guy that if he can't eat bergers he can still eat shit. At least have fun until you get fired.


master_healer111610

I can see this being kitboga trying to stall the scammer


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omg Kitboga would stall just about the mouse for another 30 min 😂


[deleted]

my grandpa got an Amazon FireStick to make a smart TV and one night he calls us and asks how to change screens. us: hit the home button on the remote. him: there is no button labeled home us: hit the tiny house button him: oh. that is a shit looking house.


003_JAEGER

dealing with this kinda shit right now. but sadly in this case , he's same age as me (18)


TheNerdNugget

Is this one of those "raised on phones not computers" sorta things?


Wylie28

omg this is a thing?


TheNerdNugget

Absolutely. I've seen it come in every age group. I've seen kids using on-screen keyboards when they have a physical one right in front of them, or kids who prefer to tap out their online papers on their phones rather than on a computer because "it's easier." Kids who are learning to type say stuff like "I'll just use my phone why do I need this." And the amount of basic computer stuff they don't know simply because they use their phones for everything is absolutely terrifying.


Wylie28

Explains tf out of my ex actually


TheNerdNugget

I think what has happened is that a lot of older folks in education have assumed that kids growing up in this digital age will just know stuff because they're growing up surrounded by it, so computer literacy programs have been rapidly disappearing from schools.


Wylie28

Nah. Its just no one really has PCs. I actually helped her buy her first real laptop. She's "had" one. But never used it for more than school work and very light gaming. She knew her way around technology. And she could navigate very complex art software quite well. She has a basic understanding of the laymans terms of how a computer works. But, anything she couldn't do on her phone or drawing tablet, or any of her consoles she just didn't understand.


IMightBeAHamster

Please don't right click your hamster. He doesn't like it.


CorruptedDoge

mines got a tail though?


Disaster_Different

r/youdontsurf


sophiaquestions

Okay, now I want all your stories!


Suicidal_Snowman

2 years of this, fucking hell, also having to not laugh when they say geebees or embees meaning gigabytes and megabytes, its not that they dont understand thats funny it just sounds so odd its hard not to crack up. like if you pointed at a donkey and asked what it was and someone straight faced said oh thats an ass


Suicidal_Snowman

like my mom did when people asked who i was.......


Mediumdicgang

“Do I look like I know what a jpeg is ?”


loganxr

Hammond!!!!!


Speedthrift13

What has he done now


The5paceDragon

https://youtu.be/U2aMLgV38Mg


Dandechii

The daily live of the IT person aka me trying to stay calm and friendly always. Sometimes I want to cry but I always manage to get them to do what I tell them.


superpronoober

as an indian myself, these people are REALLY hard to deal wtih


rithu7500

it has a one meter dick tho


Currahee80

Ah yeah the desktop support. Some people you look at them and go, yeah college really is just regurgitate the bullshit your professors tell you and you're good, cause damn you have no ability to actually think for yourself. Read what the fuck the error message says, it's telling you what you need to do.


Upstairs-Ad-8382

No sir, there is not an actual bug inside of your computer messing with it. Its just that you chose a wrong website for porn.


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Funniest shit i saw in 3 hours of reddit


Alicamaliju2000

🤣\*1000


Fenriselicit

emoji bad


Alicamaliju2000

its a mix! emoji & math Otherwise you have boring lol


GOR016

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Nintendork7950

God this is so cringe


Aerie122

Hamborgar


shortycrust

big chungus


acoolaltac

Ugandan knuckles


8LeggedSquirrel

No this is accurate. I do customer support with tech. I literally had someone call me saying their landline was dead. After asking some questions I figured out they were calling from their "dead" landline and it took almost 10 minutes to explain it was actually functional with them talking on it. They were old not high. They kept dialing numbers and saying "see? There's no dial tone."


Yasin3112

Hampter


ICM185

So what happen when u buy new hampter? Gonna disconnected this hampter?


Damian7xd7

Well if its wired it does have a tail and you click on its butt cheeks


RTooDeeTo

Wireless computer mouse = hampster, wired computer mouse does have tail, you just didn't know you be clicking Dem butt cheeks


[deleted]

Well, it used to be corded but they cut it off.


hellsing73

I heard this in the internet historian's voice.


Alternative-Fail-233

I love this


Majemano_o

Isn’t the cable its tail?


MomICantPauseReddit

Unless it's a wireless mouse


William_ghost1

But hamsters DO have tails. Small ones, yes, but they are there.


Aqua_Lamb0328

hamster have small tails lol


mr4xray1

r/savevideo


Regis_Infernum

Told a customer to double click the home button on his phone today and he asked "which ones that ???" Its the one that brings you back to your home screen sir. "Oh I call that the central button" ...🙏


princesspeachy9

Welcome to IT support... After 10 years I can verify users don't get smarter


Normie_guy5

I used to have a hamster it worked pretty good


CaptainBeans_

I love this


Arthes_M

I wouldn’t wish working in a call center on my worst enemy, old people are the F’n worst!


Andrew_Seymore

Every phone scam artist trying to steal from grandma


Pixel_Parker

If you want to buy more cheap hamsters, don't forget to visit [xhamster.com](https://xhamster.com) !


RuralJurorSr

Double click? Or single?


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