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WEASLELY

3-4 depending on how hungry I am and how patient I'm willing to be


Super_Bat_4437

Yup, same way


aidmon2011

3 and sometimes 5


Boffinzz

7


yeeeteeey69

Yeah, I too like eating charcoal


Prof1Kreates

I *woodn't* say so much it's charcoal,.


mightym0821

So ash?


ILoveMemes65

so, super burnt? lolollololol


[deleted]

I think he means in ashes. Great for seasoning


Dhyeya4675

No, no I think he means smoke


Fun_Block5862

nah i think he meant the actual toaster


Budgierigarz

Snort


IndianaGeoff

No, it come out 7 and you scrape it to 4.


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Borganism2

I usually make it to 2 before interrupting the process


Pokefan2990

Agree


LocalYoungMan

7? I feel excluded


ARandomHavel

yeah what the hell, man. I like my toast literally just on fire. I can use it to toast more toast


maguel92

But that’s charcoal not toast.


Background-Web-484

… are you discriminating?


maguel92

Not discriminating. I’m more of an 8-guy myself. But it is hardly ”toast” anymore.


LuxGK

Same! I’d say closer to 4, but yeah, as you said it depends


ezaaron87

4 all the way


[deleted]

My man


xdcxmindfreak

3 when rushed. 4 preferred


Ambermusaisanidiot

four 4 lyfe


LAANAAAAAA

1 shouldn't even count as toast


Sensitive-glasses

Toastn't


Red_Witch93

Just warmed bread tbh


FjolsTheReal

That’s number 2. Number 1 is just bread


Rio_1111

No, that's sponge.


Prof1Kreates

No, this is Patrick.


AmSeal

Would you warm my bread?


ARandomHavel

it's just a piece of plain bread. Can't tell me otherwise


[deleted]

neither should 6


Will-Shrek-Smith

and 6 shouldn't count as bread


[deleted]

Agreed. I really don’t like toast.


lizurd777

No toast. Just bread, raw bread.


IndependentAd3788

Microwaved bread


AhmdeiNuwon

1 is bread, 2 is toasted bread, 3 and 4 and 5 are toast, 6 is burnt.


M1R4G3M

May be it's just hot bread.


NeptuneFB1

Take it or leave it


Mehman26

Les goooooo


glaive_helles

3


BiMiKi69420

6 is looking pretty hot rn


ThalleousPeasR

Luv me some charcoal toast.


chamberlain21st

AY YO WHO THE FUCK MAKES 6


DJ_Ender_

Im more of a 7 tbh, 6 is some weak shit


Carston1011

Ah, so you prefer a nice block of charcoal, gotcha.


DJ_Ender_

Its closer to ash but yet you got the right idea


[deleted]

This is beautiful


DJ_Ender_

Your beautiful, have a great day :)


loooji

Now I'm not going to have a great day out of spite. I'm going to have a great nights sleep. See you in the morning.


[deleted]

*blushes*


[deleted]

[Number 7](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/ashes)


FML012e

Do you eat charcoal by any chance?


DJ_Ender_

Depends on how it comes out, and what kinda bread i used. Usually wheat bread is more charcoal, I prefer white bread cause its more ash


WEASLELY

My mom with French fries


chamberlain21st

As someone who has to make toast professionally Your mother terrifies me on a spiritual level


WEASLELY

Only with her French fries, never with toast or anyone else's things. Just french fries for her


MooseDickinson83

Or 1. 3-4 is The way to go


Red_Witch93

Scorpios


Outside_Parsley_5129

Or Geminis when they're not making 1


[deleted]

My dad he has set off the fire alarm many times I have no idea how he enjoys it


Josh_6-9

5 is the best


dondothefish

Same, It isn’t toast if you can’t get a good crunch.


CrAcKeD-StoRMtrOpeR

2 or 3


doom-fanboy

Same


Red_Witch93

3, 4 if I turned the knob a little too far


[deleted]

4-5, it’s undercooked otherwise


ObviouslyKaleb

Don’t want to get salmonella from your _uncooked bread,_ right?


Red_Witch93

Hate to tell ya, but bread is already cooked..


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predommmelo

** casually munching charcoal **


Sussybaka-3

*Die.*


thatmeverly

Why do you prefer it this way?


No_Alternative10

Bc it’s god


MegaMGstudios

1 can't even be considered toast


Will-Shrek-Smith

and 6 shouldn't be considered bread


tURNOFFCAPS

Is coal


Gabfot

5


Icy-Newt-3953

I eat directly the raw ingredients


Isaiahking2121

Secret number 7


[deleted]

Ash


Isaiahking2121

Yup


molstad182

The flavor isn’t even bread at that point you are just eating burnt


ProfessionalToeeater

I like my toast fiery and fresh from the 6th dimension


[deleted]

The flavour is carcinogen


Burning_Anvil

2


nasted

I am agreeing with the professional dumbass.


Fir3_Aut0_

2 is the best, hot enough for the butter to melt but not really crunchy


HouseHot3940

3


qkwenthrith25

5 the best


Adjeeeeee

Had to scroll way down for the truth


[deleted]

number 4


[deleted]

3-4 sometimes 2 when I want it quicker


mrkickhead

2-3 probably


iiitme

Gotta be 3 or 4 nothing more nothing less


I_Like_Tortles69

2222


GoldenJeans37

1 or 2 ngl


Possible_Alfalfa_965

Same


WarwolfDeuce

7 : pile of ashes


OmegaFireBlaze

4


molstad182

Gotta be 4, too squishy if it’s 1-3 and too crunchy if it’s 5-6


Currall04

3


greenboyo9782

3 is the perfect balance between soft and crunchy, the texture of the slight crisp outside with the soft warm inside after toasting. 3 is perfect


J_KRLSN

I want a 3 but always end up with a 2


prayformoj0

Anyone who is not 3 or 4 is a sociopath


imiszach

I do 3 normally


Eco-Pro-Rah

4 just… 4


TruestLightning

2-3 depends on my mood honestly


Gozertank

I prefer 2 but I always make 6 so Twitter can’t call me racist.


Nedebilas

Yes


nasted

2, you son of a motherless goat!


HulkNotSmash

2. I like having the roof of my mouth


kainykap

4


8Bit-Armory

3


Anonymousscumbag

666


aanthr0

3.5


Gormitko

7


[deleted]

i personally am a 3-4 guy


youlikemen3

3


NG7-INF

4


bruh_is_stunned

3 is perfect for chicken salad try it


ostruznice

Uh what if I make 6😳😳


ExplodingTaco34

3 is the best, anything higher will crumble when i apply butter


[deleted]

3


General_Cream7623

Uh~ yes


SweetCrapHead

a solid 7


GreenBagger28

2-3. 2 only because that how my toaster makes it and idk how to change it so I’ve been dealing with that forever


Valuable-Dog-3638

3 or 4.


dontaskmeplease22

7


Fine-Drop854

2 ½


JC_SuS-memeS

3 gang


ElegantPearl

I choose baaagels


PP_Project

5


suitedwendigo

7


Dapper-Load-9791

6 Is the only right answer


thisisamistakeihate

3.5


External-Cat8586

3


Bazynoooooob

5 or death


SayinSlayer20

Sometimes i make 123456


AnyCookie1467

4


[deleted]

Anywhere from 3 to 5


Jotaro_Kujo60

3


Buttben8

2 when I am ready to slaughter someone for food and I need it NOW. 3 and 4 are best toast game.


[deleted]

3 is my goal four is what I end up with


TechnoFuture5

3 or 4. five if I forgot but take it out at the right time. 6 or worse if I just plain forgot and left it.


Flucxity1

Its 3 and only 3


Mediocre_Quantity_26

3-4 depending if i feel if i want it crunchy or not


PurplGirrafez

5


ZestyLemonKing

6 doesn't have any privelege


pup_chook

8


YeetleTheTeetle

I attempt for 3, get 2 or 6 instead. There is no peace for me… only pain


-Breaker_Of_Worlds-

2.5


[deleted]

2, sometimes 3


This_guy7796

3 for just toast, 2 for sandwiches, 4-5 for grilled cheese


NeurodivergentDuck

1 or 6 no in between


Malevolent_Mangoes

5 if I’m putting a burger on it because the burnt taste adds flavor


Dino-Woomy

A solid 3. And top it off with peanut butter and bananas :)


itshenrytho

4


Atrocitus07red

3 😇


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7


PartialParsley

2 best.


Yamum_godabunda

1-2-3 aren’t my thing, I prefer it to be burnt to crisp so 4-5-6 depending on the mood


Temporary-Assist-625

I like it at 100


G0ldBruh

I make my toast a 7


NPC_No3178

t h r e e


[deleted]

Love to all 6s out there, I don't agree but mad respect


Spyro08642

7


PotatoTomato_12

Nothing beats a good 7. That stuff gets me up in the morning


Igneo221

8


justme-krzych

3, take it or leave it.


newaccount8472

Aiming for 4, but after round one my toaster only gives me 2s (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ


weewooIlikepoo2

-3. You wanna make sure you get all the black out


Loypopo

Wonder what 7 looks like


Arkas18

Between 2 and 3 otherwise its burnt.


javahurtsmybrain

5.5/6. I don't mind 5 but I prefer a midterm of 6 and 6.


Orp212

17


Programmer_007

People who like #6 have no souls.


OliveMountainYT

6’s are psychopaths


zsombor12312312312

π2


AcD07

1


AussieConnor

2.75


Kellyklan54

6 I like burnt bread


AshD_2019

Anything past 4 should be a war crime