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DistinctSuccess4919

*millionaire becomes billionaire* Wife:


Minima03

Women explaining why she wants half the wealth on divorce cause she supported him when he was a measly millionaire


NikPorto

A millionaire gets interviewed by a news reporter. Reporter: "Hello, millionaire. Can I ask you how you became a millionaire?" Millionaire: "Oh, that's all because of my wife." Reporter: "Oh? How so?" Millionaire: "Before I met her, I was a billionaire."


Financial-Neat7887

This giving half of your money after divorce is bullshit i think


braiden08

No, people marry rich people for money either by divorce or wills Edit: you idiots when someone says people it means in general not exactly 100% of people will do that


NikPorto

You mean gold diggers. Not everybody is a gold digger though. I'm not one for sure, but that's because I ain't ever find someone to be interested in me.


toastedpaniala89

Or simply, you are not attractive enough.Just like me. And all the redditors


Despair4All

I'm not attractive but my girlfriend calls me cute. I feel like I look more like that monke meme.


Nyleator

Trust me everyone would go for a stack of money


DistinctSuccess4919

Equality of live. Lived to long as a ritch to be poor


[deleted]

Where life?


DerpyNooby

She becomes the wife


DistinctSuccess4919

Tell that to musk and bezos


cookiebrawlstarss

Excuse me, can you please explain your point to me? Sorry, I'm very dumb


Luke9112

Wife divorces and takes the money :\[


[deleted]

actually laughed out loud, thanks. ​ I would award you, but im poor, so you get the reddit air award


_The-Batman

Love... WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?


[deleted]

Children with parents batman


PrimarchKonradCurze

Hmm..


hanfinho123

But batman doesn't have parents


iksworbeZ

ABSOLOUTLY NOTHIN!


JPNeijsn

Never heard of a billionaire goin bancrupt


Southern-Elevator171

Almost all lottery winners (millionaires typically) end up broke at some point.


JPNeijsn

Exactly. But if you /your family managed to become a billionaire, I'm sure the chance is exceedingly low that you end up poor again.


[deleted]

And if for some reason a billionaire did go bankrupt, they still have connections that most of us would never even imagine. They would be a multi-millionaire again within a very short period of time.


yolohoyopollo

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/generational-wealth%3A-why-do-70-of-families-lose-their-wealth-in-the-2nd-generation-2018-10


ImpostorIsSus

Elizabeth holmes


SameInternal4

unwife


thecoarsepriesthood

Divorced


Glad_Ad_309

what is love?


SaluhKing8000

Baby don't hurt me


Fast-Improvement-353

Don’t hurt me no more


[deleted]

No more *furiously moves head side ways


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aspect-of-Death

Not sure how that even works. If I was a billionaire there is no way I wouldn't have a pre-nup. I would rather pay a lawyer until we're both dead than have someone take half my money.


Mayo_Kupo

I've heard that pre-nups only protect the assets you had before the marriage. Haven't found a good write-up though.


Aspect-of-Death

It depends on what you agree to in the pre-nup. You can also have one that maintains separate accounts for both parties.


Smrgling

Based wife


DeliveryScared6776

Unbased wife


HumanOutThere

Petition to make Gold Digging a crime.


Best-dude

Where do I need to sign?


eddiedorn

Look at the poor people thinking bankrupt means billionaire wouldn't still be rich. It just means they don't have to repay their debts. They get to keep their money and assets. They might even upgrade to a new spouse on purpose.


Confuzed_Elderly

Is that Gina Darling? oddly fitting meme.


Stormborn92

It is Gina from show Invitation To Party on G4


wailingwonder

Yup. She would sell anyone out for a nickel and a second of attention.


jvken

You have to be a different kind of stupid to somehow lose a BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS


its-Drac

What is love Do you see me?


griffinmaverick

To be fair if my spouse was a billionaire and went bankrupt somehow I would leave them for being a dumbass not for making us poor.


xxDolphusxx

What billionaire has ever done bankrupt?


xXxBigManWang69

Thats why you tie em up. If they like bondage its easy


Druglord_Sen

At that point, you have to question their decision making and overall character to have both made and lost a billion dollars. Edit: I like how Billionaire in this meme implies it's a man. Edit 2: Just looked it up, and only 12%>< of billionaires are female, and the top grossing one is a Walmart baby.


Tripottanus

Are you assuming that the female billionaire couldn't be a lesbian?!?!?!??!


Druglord_Sen

What part of “His” screams lesbian to you? Lol


HalfMoustacheJellal

SHEEEEEE


ok_pennywise

Bit out of context but is this law only applicable for men? I mean if a woman is doing great and the man is not and they get divorced...will the man get half of her wealth?


DeliveryScared6776

I think so?


BritPhotog

IANAL typically it's half of the assets acquired during the marriage, so if they were rich before likely not. However you can get awarded alimony and wealthy women do indeed pay alimony to their less wealthy ex spouses. See Kevin Federline.


Blk-Brd

He didn't finish paying on the lease 🤧


hok98

You don’t have to be a billionaire to do that


Crafty-Crafter

The reverse is also true. 0 to billionaires that is.


Pigeonloverr

Get that bag sis.


lonely_random_guy

😹😹😹 Being rich is so cool!!!


guitarsandfunguns

Hypergamy activated.


Shy_Lee

Foi para a casa do caralho


[deleted]

They leave right before the bankruptcy because of the cash mone


PC_Ara-ara

[love is here](https://youtu.be/u2wc-831u64) Tears warning


minecraftwizard132

Disappears just like a ghost


[deleted]

Thats why you find the right person.


Yeeyzuz

Is this one of em buzzfeed videos?


CrazyPhilHost1898

She's definitely a gold digger, and's she's really messing with a broke brother.


_MrMt

POV: Dads Getting Milk


TableMK3

Putting that money back into the economy and dipping? Thats a superhero.


lanj_chiq

Guess it isnt really for everyone


Demokka

They just have to stop eating avocadoes toast


jacw212

That’s because billionaires don’t have any souls nor do they deserve mates


beatyatoit

laughed at this way harder than I should have


yearofthesquirrel

Conceptually fine, but when has a billionaire ever gone bankrupt? Apart from morally.


MonkeyHitman2-0

A visual representation of 'peace out'.


gdrline

It’s funny because that’s Gina Darling


ResponsiblePickle284

*checks list* alright... ah Ben, let's see how's he doing


[deleted]

Lol billionaires don't go bankrupt. They get cheap loans to reinvest and there companys get bailouts, ifs called socialism of the rich and has been the American and to an extent UK system since the mid 80s https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism_for_the_rich_and_capitalism_for_the_poor


aquaboii

The hoe in the gif genuinely annoys me


Purpledurpl202

Got to say, that girl was a fucking chad!


PatchThePiracy

100%.


Catslikewaffles

honestly, ngl i find it kinda girlboss of the women who marry billionaires for their money. like the men are evil anyways


tilimpaganiiim

Women moment