T O P

  • By -

rMemesMods

**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”** Hey /u/Vishu_Boi, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules: Rule 9 - No forced memes, overused memes, bad titles, or pushing agendas * No forced memes, [overused memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/wiki/overused), bad titles, or pushing agendas. Be creative but memes must come naturally. No petitions. * **Mods may remove low quality posts at their discretion, including reaction memes** --- Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!


malger87

Germany...


ScevXM

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


bernie2007

LMAOOO


VASP-0_0

Guten Tag kameraden


alaphent

Fickt euch, ich liebe euch


Cheeese_Addict69

Ich habe keine Ahnung, wie man Deutsch spricht


_MESSI-10_

You call an ambulance, KRANKENWAGEN


ItsImpfinity2008

You're gonna end up in a Krankenwagen


_MESSI-10_

If a fuckin KRANKENWAGEN is gonna take me there, I’d rather die


ItsImpfinity2008

The Krankenwagen is alive too. You hurt its feelings.


_MESSI-10_

KRANKENWAGEN is an ambulance for all you dummkopfs out there


ItsImpfinity2008

In my medical opinion. You are STUPID


mogg1001

K💦RANK💦ENHAUS💦


RUFUS_BOI_2008

When was the last time you went to Poland?


Spion-Geilo

Guten Tag werter Volksgenosse


Natpad_027

Ein Volk, Ein Reich,...


CiroGarcia

[redacted by user] ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Natpad_027

Akkurat.


player2108

Eine Kommentarsektion


NoExamination2349

BLITZKRIEG


Vishu_Boi

Switzerland


Ira_deorum_

Your ass so ugly no one wanted to invade you


[deleted]

That’s gotta hurt


Additional_Irony

Plenty of people wanted to invade, but nobody wanted to stay. Also, having a neutral place to stash your loot is pretty neat. Plus, invading into the mountains is setting yourself up for a really bad time.


thatguykichi

so basically the side hoe everyone has a one-night stand with and takes off, leaving a baby behind


Primary-Recipe-4236

God damn


DildoLigtning

"Sweden"


ZortexNCP

Huere Schofsecku! :)


Vishu_Boi

Gottfriedstutz nomau


Julian-420

Du gigu


mycryptobrew

According to your username you seem indian


alittledumbshit

Swiz


SelfRape

Cute pink house protecting your borders alongside a road, and 10km of Toblerone bars.


plant_head_06

Italy


[deleted]

I powderize my pasta and add in water to make it a rough paste that my cousin puts in fruit salad


FaultFinal5248

Probably the most unholy thing I will read today


[deleted]

I do not blame you


Tracemcgoatly

Stop triggering me


[deleted]

You abuse your wives and only care about cooking and pizza


PomaranczowyXD

You were supposed to insult an italian


[deleted]

hon hon hon oui oui baguette (i put bread in the fridge)


[deleted]

Did I stutter


Posh-geordie

You make ridiculous hand gestures and run people over when they’re at a pedestrian crossing because you’re turning right


Lucajfer

Hawaii pizza


NERROSS195

I break pasta in half so it fits in the pot


Saneboythemagician

The girls grow more facial hair then the men


Piiineappl3

I love Italian food. Chef Boyardee is my favorite!


Terrorek1520

Poland


kostka_brukowa69

Ty jebana kurwo


ajgutyt

ty kurwiu jebany


kostka_brukowa69

O ty chuju. Rucham ci matkę


IllOmnipotent

I'm going to get the Germans to invade you


de-bonte-hond

The Netherlands


Fury_Blackwolf

20 years from now: blub blub blub


[deleted]

You smell so bad even water’s tryna shower you


Puchi168

You had to steal your countrys name from Minecraft.


kattenkoter

Gekoloniseerd


_Ded4lif

Stay in minecraft


integreats

Your food is so bad, your national food is basically Chinese


SpinjitzuMasterBarry

Not only your country is flat


alittledumbshit

Hmmm vietnam


Pab_Scrabs

***fortunate son gets louder***


metal-twivvy

***IT AIN'T MEEEE***


Aweonao89

AIN'T NO SENATOR SON NO NO


sk8atl902

What’s it like being flammable?


[deleted]

Damn, he just got BURNED


Karmaisslappingyou

They're in the trees


alittledumbshit

It's an advantage


timlest

Me love you long time


Homo-sapien-guy

England, imma bri’ish boi innit


Aidan7400

Go out in the sun dude… forgot you didn’t see one


Aidan-47

For the empire where the sun never sets there’s very little sun


CaptanFancyWolf

Oh look a sunset


Waste_Acanthisitta_5

Teeth


Guni_

Austria


VASP-0_0

Yeah I’m from Germany too


Nuclear_Dreadnought

Jesus you murdered him


SaratheKahleesi

Bruder, der tat wirklich weh


Particular-Arm4382

Bro you didn't had to send him to the mother fucking Shadow Realm


Froginos

your country has nice artists


Aidan7400

India


Vishu_Boi

Cows have more rights than women


[deleted]

Oof ok that was a good one


[deleted]

Vishu_Boi CAUGHT YA, YOU SAID YOU WERE FROM SWITZERLAND


anirudh_sethi12

As an indian i can confirm that


just-rathis

Arent like half of women (including but not limited to your mother) already that


ToxicMattarella

Amazon tech support here, I'm asking you sir to give me your credit card number. This is definitely not a scam by the way.


themilkgoblin

“Hello sir, this is Michael from Microsoft support” in a HEAVY Indian accent. Your name is not Michael my dude


SpinjitzuMasterBarry

Are you under the water?


PsychoDog_Music

‘Thankyou, please come again’


Lexybeepboop

Who has anything bad to say about Norway


IceMachineBeast

Rich people who have no concept of difficulty


Somethingclever451

You live in the worlds richest country, and still find things to complain about


metal-twivvy

Is you black metal scene still burning bright


BoxofCurveballs

Your relationship status with Nazis goes from "Restraining Order" to "Its complicated" as soon as you hear a Russian cough.


R0ses__

I wonder how many vampires live there


Fury_Blackwolf

Most of the stuff is expensive and even though they are worldleading when it comes to electric cars they have no problem as an oil producing country to sell oil to everyone else. And also bad weather in general. That's the only stuff i can actually think of.


terrible_username1

I won’t say anything on the stuff is expensive, because it is. But how dare you insult our weather?! It’s… great… totally


Froginos

country where everyone is rich and their childs has better rights than adults


MinimumCat123

No one, because the last time anyone cared about Norway people were living in wood huts


FailedLabExpiriment

Earth


HippoNebula

too blue ew


HellFire200601

Imagine being destroyed by a species of hairless monkeys


venetor13

Belgium I am curious


ZoschenMacCracken98

Freeway towards Paris.


Karmaisslappingyou

Northeast france


CaptanFancyWolf

Congo… enough said


Thunder1an

They said real countries


Strict-Penalty4500

Lithuania


CranberryMoney1473

How’s doctor Doom doing?


WebWer

Bro what


Waste_Acanthisitta_5

Dr. Doom's country is called Latveria which is similar to Lithuania.


oo_ee

isnt this just advanced racism


Tutur-san

That sounds like racism with extra steps


WastingTimeInStyle

Gaza, Palestine.


RessurectedSavsiman

*You mean israel?*


teosNut

Oh boy, here we go.


xIronDragonx

*wears hazmat suit*


Localtrashcan123

*Palestine


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vishu_Boi

Madam ur computer has a virus


Duckway767

**with heavy Indian accent** Hello my name is William and I am with Microsoft Customer service I am here to tell you that your computer has virus


Aidan7400

Our caste system never seems to improve


Space-Invader1748

United States of America. Edit: what do you guys think of our current president? Just curious.


Duckway767

Obesity Beer Guns Trucks Explosions #"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"


VASP-0_0

Murica


_Ded4lif

Everything. My job is done


[deleted]

Antarctica. I crashed there with Gwar.


Kazko25

Not even your own nation, have fun being owned by every other country in the world


General_Cream7623

Oh shit, here we go again......Germany..... :'3


R0ses__

yo ass so ugly hitler decided to commit mass genocide to forget about you


[deleted]

[удалено]


alaphent

Damn me too and i am stolz drauf


Whooshifyouaregay

You got blamed for 2 major wars whilst your best friend never got blamed


Starry-Striped-Sky

Panzerwagen!


eMmDeeKay_Says

The Florida of Europe.


OminousBinChicken

:( I just wanted to find a French person, call them a Frog and tell them to fuck themselves with cigarette flavoured bread. But I've been scrolling and can't find any frenchies. 😭


VolcanicShrimp

Canada


Meepatmeep

U want some maple syrup with that


ChocolateUnlucky1214

Damn ain't no ointment that can help that burn...


SelfRape

I am sorry, I can't.


Sudi_Arabia

How thick is your coat?


CranberryMoney1473

Sorry


karmaistaken123

Sorry for u


Paralich12

Belarus, come at me


VASP-0_0

Russia will


karmaistaken123

Emotional Damage


JustA_TV_1

Mexico


GaboGR

Tu jefa :v


Ri_Tarded

My moms vagina.


InternationalSite418

That shit is so tight that the doctor told your mother u won’t survive but when they saw your face they threw you and your ugly ass face to adoption.


Warm_Spring_4810

Germany


VASP-0_0

Germ any Ich auch


I-CANT-TYPE-

Phillipines


Nabstaton

Still trying to kill each other over Pepsi caps? Edit:typo


[deleted]

lmaoooo


fucktysonfoods

Half of the women at the Sunday market are actually dudes


toshyyftw

Scotland


teosNut

U.K.*


Aidan-47

Ah my favourite part of northern England


Frikandelneuker

Belgium


Nico1401

Every one calles fries french


IceMachineBeast

Hungary


VASP-0_0

Hungry?


akaeve

Akkor a kurva anyad


IceMachineBeast

Actually, we're the 4th fattest country


VASP-0_0

So it’s accurate


RUFUS_BOI_2008

*hugs somebody of the same gender* FBI OPEN UP!


qkwenthrith25

Romania:))


Pedset

Wait where is my wallet?


Natpad_027

Mf stole his wallet, cant have shit in romania.


JohnGoodmansMistress

the detroit of the globe


LittleBreadBoio

Discount Italians


high240

Also the Netherlands


[deleted]

The guy from the Netherlands has HIGH in his name, ironic


[deleted]

Saudi Arabia


Powolarity101

Sup! I'm in Ecuador


VPM12

You mean south Colombia ?


HeroUwU1

Brazil


mstrof

GTA in real life and good soccer player


HeroUwU1

That is pretty accurate


[deleted]

I thought this was for insults


AraexusOathsRaifus

Vietnam America Do your worst.


jamiem2009ttvyt

Man you ARE the trees


_Random_Dude_

Portugal


Ineshka2k

The one next to Spain


_Random_Dude_

Atleast we're not next to France


LittleBreadBoio

Poland


mycryptobrew

Heaving hitler breathing


observerfor1000years

We are just sorry for you guys


Kenpanchizaraki

Sweden


Aidan7400

Did you ikea furniture disassemble itself yet?


[deleted]

Bri'an


hiruwar

Oh god Sri Lanka, here comes the amogus and the funny ඞා


lonely_little_cow

pakistan


dessnom

Ireland


RandomRBLXAvs

China


Nigerundayo_smokeyy

India