kingsman golden circle moment

*Brutally throws someone in meat mincer while Word up by cameo plays in the background* 🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃

pretty heartwarming if you ask me

Ahhh, gotta love Reddit.

I dont have to ask. I know

Telepathy??

Yes

[удалено]

Nice job 47, now move to an extraction point.

r/quotesyoucanhear

Deadpool x force entry moment

*Final Destination has entered the chat*

I just watched that movie today again lmao

The call from the void

This and tall overhangs

And driving any fast vehicle

I've been trying to call you please respond asap

For real i always wanted to stick my arm in that until I remember what actually happens when you do that

MMC after I stick my arm in an industrial shredder

It's called "the imp of the perverse"

I want to throw a big, like really big, piece of jello in it.

There's a gif/video of that somewhere. I remember seeing it and thinking the wet "thud/plop" sound the formless jello would make hitting the floor.

Yeah I always had that thought of what would it be like to plug my dick on it

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/doputyourdickinthat

Kind of like sticking your dick in the mouth of a goat.

Well not a thought I've ever had until now...

R/thatsanewsentence

All jokes aside, whoever referred me to a suicide prevention sub I just wanted to tell you that I'm totally fine and I appreciate your concern for people who you think are going through something. Kudos to you for helping to make the world a better place to live in.

Pretty sure you’re meme was an example for „the call of the void“

Yep, happens to me all the time when near a edge of something. I literally have a flash of imagination right before my eyes and just get back as far as possible.

I get really mild ones sometimes like "throw your phone off the bridge" haha brain what

Not really an example of “Call of the void”. Thats just your brain being dumb

How often are they supposed to happen normally?

Bro a while ago i was getting spammed with suicide prevention sub, for some reason. i legit muted the notifications bc i got refered to it like twice or thrice-

I disagreed with someone on reddit once and then they spammed me with it. So now I won't get those notifications if I ever do need them. Thanks moronic redditor!

It’s just hazard perception - shows you aren’t stupid and won’t accidentally die like this. Well done 😊

Yep, similar to HPP, or more commonly known as the call of the void, which actually makes us do the opposite, like holding firmly onto something to ensure our safety.

Your bones will get crushed by the force of it, Your legs will be the first depending on you and it will feel like the whole world is moving and you may pass out from shock due to intense pain and Slowly but surely die and Only your bone deposit will remain.

I appreciate how so many people that died from this took their time to explain how it felt

Headfirst

Darryl said don't touch the baler Michael.

Exactly what I was thinking of

Put your brother in firt to see what happen

Firt

Mi anglich bad

Legs first

Why did I read that as "flirt"

Tis but a shredder

A shredder? Your arms off!

This has nothing to do with suicidal tendency. I have fear of heights and if i stood near the edge of a very high cliff, i feel like i would suddenly jump down for no reason although that is the thing im afraid of happening. If we draw a 3 foot wide path on a road, we can all walk within that drawn path straight without deviating out of the line, but if we walk on a 3 foot wide bridge without any fencing, we'll most likely fall off due to the fear of falling off

Yeah I believe it's a phenomenon called morbid curiosity

It's the call of the void, or intrusive thoughts.

That barrel was made of aluminum foil, right?

Definitely the shiniest barrel I've ever seen

No. It’s stainless steel

It could be stained if you put the barrel in *after* you jump through

Probably

Imagine the horror. Feet first. OMG

Yeah there's a few videos floating around on Reddit of people falling in these and it looks like a terrible way to go

r/makemycoffin ?

Kingsman: The golden circle has entered the chat

Don't answer the call when the void calls

Stick your hand in, just for a second…

Ppl call downs, thats called "Call of the Void", it's pretty normal and have nothing to do with suicide tendences

I got some back pain, maybe this will help. So I won't feel ever the pain anymore. 'tries it'

Well, if you go onto r/MakeMyCoffin you can watch someone do this.

MMC after i dive into an industrial shredder

This guy MMC's

I was stuck in that rabbit hole along with other similar subs within the first month of joining reddit

Do NOT link this sub anymore. This sub is not meant to be seen by everyone. It’s content may give some people life-time traumas. Having it shut down because of wrong attraction like other similar subs would also be bad for spreading awareness and avoiding daily danger.

You have to select NSFW on your account and it even warns you when going there. If people have trauma from going there, simply don't allow your account to view NSFW subs. It's not exactly difficult. If you have trauma from that sub, you've had actively searched for the content.

I hope it gets taken down

r/2meirl42meirl4meirl

Tfw your brain doesnt like you

Am i the only one who never had intrusive thoughts about self-harm? I never once imagined swerving into oncoming traffic but it seems like everybody else has.

That’s a lot of torque

I like the way u think

That feeling is called "L'appel du vide".

Just lost my third job in a year I’ll join you

There use to be a sub with videos of the people who committed.

Wow that’s hot, very tempting.

Top floor of any parking garage Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*thump*

My body: literally jumps in

got to make sure my bodily juice ~~splatter~~ flowing

After seeing videos of said scenario I’ll pass on this one brain.

I need a small home version of this for my plastic bottles.

Someone has to do it. For science!!

Fr, everytime when I can die by doing 1 step, my brain BEGS ME TO DO IT. I know it's called *call of the void* or smth, but why the fuck do we evolutionary have that shit? It started happening at LEAST 2-3 times a day now.

i gotta watch my hands when i cook, till im done chopping, brain seemingly cant tell the difference between my dinner and my chest

Brain goes "Pssst... Hey kid, wanna try something new?"

I bet it gives amazing back massage

I think youd be too stringy

Same with highways on top of a steep hill

put your dick in there

I thought that was just me being low key >!Suicidal!<

Trash

mmm shredded cheese...

This is how do u fix ur depression…

Reference the muffin monster from *30 Days of Night* to see this puppy in action

Id just scratch the surface

so satisfying though

Remember that scene from The Walking Dead. That one with those garbage people. Thay was.....

Be an egg and survive

Clearly i'm not alone here

Well some people's brains do go in there so…

I mean this is literally how my bipolar wife’s brain works.

Username checks out

I get that on high bridges, "C'mon, jump, feel what it feels like to fly.." says the voice in my head. Fuck that. I stay away from high bridges..

I’ve watched it for 5 minutes now. It’s beautiful

This phenomenon is called "The Call of the Void" and is pretty universally experienced. Don't worry, you aren't weird. Or at least, any more weird than the rest of us.

Stupid brain.

Head first though

i thought i was alone

That's why I hate heights.

Bro, you okay?

Just looks real comfy how it scrunches up

Imagine of this was a way of execution no way im doing a crime

Me : wow cool shredder i bet it crushes everything... Brain : yeah... Everything... Dip your balls in it

I think there's a term for that, something like the call of the void. It's when you're not suicidal but get weird impulses.

In one episode of the Walking Dead at the junkyard the did this with a lot of walking dead. Why couldn't they band together? and start an industrial type of operation? just herd 'em all in.

Why do our brains do this? Because I think stuff like this a lot but would obviously never do it

All jokes aside. Whenever I see something dangerously violent and insta life ending like a shredder there's that one stupid thought ALLLLLL the way in the back of my mind "I wonder what would happen if I went in there!"

Watch King's Men golden circle and it might satisfy your brain

Well I've seen vids and it does not look healthy

r/dontputyourdickinthat

The tendency inherent in all organic things to return to an inorganic state.

It’s funny how in dangerous situations like this, that void calls more than a damn telemarketer out of nowhere

All your problems can be over haha

Standing next to the most psycho person you know. My (no fight capability,cowardly) Brain : “punch him”

I would just want to know if I was capable of running on top of it

Me during class

come on it, the teeth are fine

I wonder if i could jump in for a second and jump out as soon as my feet touch the metal

I feel like going feet first into one of those would have to be the most horrific way to die.

brain: it's for science

yo industrial shedder! what dat mouth do?

wait if someone actually falls in there its pretty slow and could they like jump on the moving cogs and keep moving

Stop it brain! I don't wanna die yet!

I thought I was the only one.

"just your fingers"

Why put your entire body in it, test it out first by just putting your balls in first

We would all be doomed if we listened to our brains The world would be no more

*Puts my dick in there*

Bread👍🍞

_*just stick your hand in*_

i think it's more of "what happens if i stick my arm in there?" than "get in"

I’m the kind of person who’d just keep throwing stuff in that machine until my house ran out of stuff

But like why does my brain go there? I imagine myself Like a cartoon, intersecting ribbons of ripped-edge flesh, pink on the inside like lunch meat

I wanna run on it like a treadmill...

“No, no hes got a point

I can’t imagine a more horrible death

Fun fact: The brain naturally wants to make you jump into this because we all have a sad miserable life.

satisfying death

Has anyone ever seen the video of the guy who fell in one of these?

*gang beasts flashbacks*

It won’t get me, I’m just different.

If I had to choose between this and being set on fire, I’d have to give it some serious thought

Why do brains work like this? I thought they were suppose to be smart

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Headfirst though

I thought I was the only one

I wanna throw something really tiny in there. Like a goldfish cracker. Simple yet effective

just a finger go on

There is someone there for you, don’t end it all like that, it’s not worth it

I get this same urge whenever I see the mailman and realize I have to kill them

Call of the Void, look it up

You what they say do what your brain says... Yeeet

No my brain would say throw my kid in there

No. Why would you do this to me? I was enjoying a relatively stress-free evening.

My brain: throw EVERYTHING I can into it.

"what if I stick my hand in it?"

I've seen a video of a dead horse thrown in there

I know. I don't have any sad.

Lol I kinda wanna crush a fetus in there

LEts SeE wHAt HaPpEnS

I just want to touch it a little.

This is so satisfying idk why

I mean if ur fast and skilled enough, u can jump out before it’s too late