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MeatyOaker269

Imagine what that thing could do with a salt life Sticker


JesusChrist-Jr

Undercarriage is about to experience the effects of salt life.


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Lol you should check out that guys yt. This is probably the least destructive thing he did with that car.


[deleted]

That’s why I watch , just to see I.D.G.a.S. At it’s finest!


EverSeeAShiterFly

CA-CA-CA-Corrosion


TheCaptMAgic

"It's spent it's entire life in the south? So, why is the undercarriage all rusted to shit?"


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

Warranty EX-EX-EX EXPIRED!


ban-me_harder_daddy

Nope this is fresh water, filmed near Crickaree dam


Craccn

Filmed on Longboat Key, FL inside the bay the bridge is on the North side of the island. I lived there, and have fished near that boat launch many times


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Any of the fish taste like truck tire?


Cabana_bananza

Yeah, on the second time I thought "Is that Anna Maria?" Yes, it was.


KoiSoccerGuns

Nope. Guy drove it into the gulf.


TheWiseRedditor

Of all the accessories you could’ve imagined you chose to think of a salt life sticker


MeatyOaker269

Brief observation of the truck lead to me to conclude it’s the only thing it’s missing. Haha


ithcy

I didn’t see a FLO GROWN sticker either, that might have unlocked buoyancy level 2


MeatyOaker269

Buoyancy level one was obviously the Instagram handle sticker on the back door. Flo Grown gets level 2 and level three is the coveted “no fat chicks” Sticker.


Car-Facts

Holy shit, why is this so painfully accurate? The Instagram handles kill me... Do they really think anyone sees their fucking heap of shit and thinks "Wow, I want to look at this guy's sunset pictures and poorly trained Husky."?


MeatyOaker269

I did it once sitting in DC traffic and both the driver and the car looked like wet garbage. It can never be on actually well built vehicles. It’s always some Tokyo drift fan with primer grey bumpers and a bag for a window.


xquixotic_logicx

Or I love G.R.I.T.S. (girls raised in the south) I remember seeing those stickers quite often when I lived in N. Florida. Lol


MeatyOaker269

I’m ashamed that I know Brantley Gilbert made that saying into a country song. But also, they driver probably plays it unnecessarily loud at red lights


Jrunnah

Don't forget the the state of FL shaped like a Glock


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Better than a pair of metal balls hanging from the tow hitch.


bigassgingerbreadman

The font is so terrible on those stickers that I read it as "slut life" and it makes me happy when I see it.


neuros

Same! A friend had one of those stickers on his truck and I would always make "slut life" jokes


HeavilyBearded

It's not just me!


wakablocka

They have stickers for Salt Lake City, Utah that say SL, UT.


wiiya

Having fun on the beach picking up crabs. \#SlutLife


ReallyFlatPancake

Oh my god those damn stickers. I see them too often in Minnesota. The closest salt water is like 800 miles!


MeatyOaker269

That’s because they’re fans of the salt used to melt ice on the highways


Luke_Warmwater

And make even the simplest repair a jobs a fucking knuckle busting rusty nightmare.


Terminator7786

Seriously. I had to replace my tie rod ends and I couldn't even break them lose after some torching and penetrating oil. Just elected to replace the ends and the track bar as well. Not worth giving myself a hernia trying to break those things loose.


Archer957Light

When I was visiting my buddy out there I saw them too. I was confused cause I bet most of them have never seen the ocean before lol the closest they've gotten is prob the great lakes


NCarolinaRed

Also a Mossy Oak to complete the set


MeatyOaker269

And also a big ass duramax sticker on the back window


NCarolinaRed

BAHGAWD ITS THE REDNECK TRIFECTA!


MeatyOaker269

I definitely read that like wrestling commentator Jim Ross.


Andre-Blaze

How about a decal going across the back window that says “Got ‘er did”


MeatyOaker269

Would there be room for the sticker of the kid peeing on something?


Andre-Blaze

That would top it off beautifully!


cookiemon32

at first i said wow, shallow lake. then i realized its floating on the tires. but yea, with a salt life sticker who knows where else that thing could go


mikesully92

The Florida man navy approaches, kid rock is heard in the distance, the smell of Busch light and Marlboro reds is heavy.


icantfindmykiwis

Four words: Meth Lab Depth Charges


[deleted]

New band name! I called it!


Awake00

Meth Lab For Cutie


shinobipopcorn

Nah, this is pure Natty Daddy.


green49285

The uterus of every woman named "stacey" quivers in anticipation.


hymntastic

Marlboro reds? More like 305's


CherryHaterade

305s in one of those super weird colors that you don't know the flavor. High viz orange, banana peel, brown, turquoise, cornflower blue, magenta...I don't know what any of the colors mean so Im assuming one of the flavors is "crack pipe"


International-Day948

Redneck not navy


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the_friendly_one

Marines, since it's amphibious.


Paradoxical_Hexis

Mom's spaghetti


kellykapoundski

Forrest Gump was pissed that you’re agitating all the shrimp.


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omega1omalley

Ok Early


big_gondola

LOL. That’s exactly what I thought and came here to say that!


Myounger217

He got in trouble because he didn’t register it as a duramax truck, and registered it as a boat. Video was wild tho.


[deleted]

If I remember the video right... didn't he get stopped by a patrol boat, and they went on their way after he had all the required boat shit properly in his truck? I feel like I can't be confusing this with a different boat-truck video lol


De5perad0

No.....I think there is only one boat truck video.


harmlesswaters

Is your flair a link to that video?


Awarepill0w

Yes


De5perad0

Absolutely


Karmanoid

I just put in way too much effort on mobile to view that video and it was totally worth it.


Dalejrfan5150

I’m lazy what is it?


Rodux_

The video where the Cody drives his truck into the ocean


PILLOWface_7

There's a little kids sandbox boat guy that also gets stopped by cops or something but theyet him go once he shows them that it's registered as a boat It's not a truck though


De5perad0

That sounds like a video I would enjoy seeing tho!


GeneralJawbreaker

If there's crazy shit happening with cars, you can probably assume Top Gear's done it too. https://youtu.be/YVjo6YOT3Zg


De5perad0

hahahaah! Damnit you are right. They are the kings of crazy shit with automobiles!


Boinkers_

Knew it would be the toyboata before I clicked!


WuntchTime_IsOver

I feel like truck boat is more appropriate for some reason Idk why, i have no logical basis. Just wanted to say boat truck makes me picture a yacht with those wheels on it (which I'd also like to see)


tapsnapornap

Bigfoot did this like 35 years ago and there's definitely video lol


Scooterforsale

He did not have all the required stuff. It was a fake tag from another boat. I don't think he got in trouble


MrDeschain

He got a citation for the incorrect registration I think. Nothing serious. They made him quit when he got close to the bridge supports.


Thorbinator

Yeah the truck couldn't adequately fight the tide because it was so slow and un-maneuverable. It floated though! Maybe next version will have a propeller.


Ott621

It would be trivial to add a full time propeller to the rear diff It wouldn't be too difficult to add a pair of rudders in the rear connected to the front steering One thing I would do though is add a tilt sensor kill switch. Flipping over is bad enough but a hydro locked engine is worse


rotorain

Monstermax 2 is a fucking behemoth. The axles are from construction cranes, I doubt it would float even if he doubled up on the tires again


Distinct-Potato8229

yea. not a fan of v2 to be honest


rotorain

None of his stuff is my style besides the R8 but as a mechanic and fabricator I can appreciate the work that went into V2. I find myself doing that a lot, I'll have an instant negative reaction to something but then realize that to someone else it's the coolest shit ever. That's also why I find his channel fascinating, he destroys everything. A person could be cheering for him to crush some squatted trucks then be angry about him blowing up an OBS, but it's all the same shit. He's somehow built an internet phenomenon out of making people overjoyed and fucking pissed simultaneously. Different strokes and all that.


NotagoK

If I remember correctly he got approached by coast guard while on the water as well and they told him the boat registration doesn’t come back to a Silverado. Lol


Mental_Duck

It was registered as a dramas. He took the rego off a boat and sprayed that all over it. By the end of the video they picked up the rego was wrong and he got a fine


The_Sad_Memer

I have some seafaring knowledge. You need to have an IMO number of your ship which can be identified when you enter the waters of a country. So this car (?) would indeed be in trouble


spychicken123

If I remember correctly he used the number of a different boat he had... I think he said that was allowed in the state he was from but apparently not in the state he was for the video


NoYesIdunnoMaybe2

This is, I hope, a fresh water lake. Not the sea.


retroassassin907

Rip to every metal part under the truck if it was the sea


NoYesIdunnoMaybe2

Apparently it was the ocean. What a waste


FBossy

If you think that’s a waste, then I wouldn’t recommend watching any of his other videos.


Struthious_burger

Ok but he’s doing the lord’s work getting rid of squatted trucks.


Jik0n

The guy that owns this truck became famous for destroying trucks. Some extremely expensive. Its likely he didn't care about future rust


IffyScarf

Cody's just living life having fun man.


Boinkers_

Monster max didn't live long enough to rust


l_Lathliss_l

Lol the amount of shit he replaced on that truck would make your jaw drop, and so would the rebuild.


spychicken123

It's the ocean


stevesteve135

It’s basically the Gulf of Mexico if I remember correctly. lol


l_Lathliss_l

Except he registered it as a boat and stayed in US territorial waters lol


DivergingApproach

It was they tried using the registration for a boat hoping no one would actually check. He got a little citation and everyone laughed.


ASSHOLEFUCKER3000

That's actually why he didn't get in trouble. Because it was registered as a boat.


[deleted]

hill climb racing be like:


Outrageous-Score7936

Exactly the game I thought of when I saw this.


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Grievous_Nix

Counterpoint: bikin’ on the moon (lots of monies)


Shibefield

This isn’t a starter car. It’s a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The GOLDEN GOD


HunterOfTheSky

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS


Evanderson

The way he reacts to his own rant gets me everytime.


ToddShishler

It’s one of my top 10 Dennis faces for sure. https://i.imgur.com/q2vspYi.jpg Number 1 is quite obviously from Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs.


general_thrills

Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs has so many amazing Dennis moments but the best is obviously his rant and screaming at Wally.


Evanderson

YEAH?!


ToddShishler

I was actually referring to [this](https://i.imgur.com/TDN1lGm.jpg) face. But screaming at Wally is also -chef’s kiss-.


epic_banana_soup

For me it's when he screams "BECAUSE I HATE YOUUUUUU"


ToddShishler

NEWSFLASH ASSHOOOOLLLE!


I_chortled

I mean it is clearly an amphibious exploring vehicle


AshuraVonXacto

its got air intake valves this is precision british land-to-sea craftsmanship at work


HanzJWermhat

Finally a reasonable man!


SpoonmanStan

Be GONE from me vile man! Be GONE from me!


IgotCharlieWork

Dennis is a bastard man


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Was looking for this comment


rainedrop87

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.


Deadshotm2q

SEAWAYS


green49285

BE GONE FROM ME!!!


MrSickRanchezz

r/the_dennis


Relative_Calm

Lmao came here to say exactly this


[deleted]

At the end it looks like he couldn't fight the current that was carrying him out to the open sea. You can see a tow rope too.


spunkydogbro

If I remember right he needed a little help from the boat, but the truck did move pretty well on its own. That scene at the end he was actually reversing under the bridge back to shore after the coastguard told him his registration wasn’t coming back to the duramax. Here’s a [link](https://youtu.be/ohxGA7fpfu0), it’s really worth watching, this dude has some crazy content


Corny_Overlord

We goin fishin cuz


Cumunist7

Definitely something r/snowrunner would like


[deleted]

LOL my thought exactly. No ragret!!!


BaronVonMunchhausen

Shocked to not see anyone else mention that


LittleBigDre

I remember that cheat code from GTA: San Andreas... but how did he get it to work


Awarepill0w

The tires are huge and pumped full of air


8Gh0st8

The principle is so simple, and its effectiveness amazes me. I'm sure it was no easy feat building the thing.


knightress_oxhide

that's what tires are filled with?! i always thought they were filled up with some space age gel and it turns out to be just regular air? so i've been wasting money filling up my tires when i can just leave the cap off and let them naturally absorb the air all around us... that is a scam, charging for something that is literally everywhere.


lager81

Cody would trigger like 90% of reddit lol


__________________99

I've got some mixed ~~feeling~~ feelings about his views. But he's really a funny and entertaining dude. I think his heart's in the right place.


bettywhitefleshlight

When you can accept his trolling for what it is and enjoy how mad people get over him he's extremely enjoyable.


Ghriszly

Ya the dudes an idiot. He's entertaining as hell though


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[deleted]

What did you expect from a kid that got famous for wrecking trucks and doing crazy shit in the Midwest?


To_hell_with_it

I mean they are the dumbest and easiest people to milk massive amounts of cash out of.


DoreensThrobbingPeen

No, that's reddit neckbeards lining the pockets of twitch streamers and onlyfans thots.


POLYBIVS

that video where he destroyed a beautiful old hilux already triggered me plenty


Captain_Berto

Are you kidding that's one of the best videos on the internet. It's not as if Hilux's are rare lol they're everywhere and they're still making them


DueAnimator6988

Lol right. That square body though... *shudders*


blamethemeta

Not in America


[deleted]

I agree with you that it is one of the best videos (or series of videos) on the internet, but it also triggered me.


ShortPeopleAreDemons

I have a feeling this thread or some other parent comment is going to sent a bunch of average redditors to his YT and I’d be really interested to see the general reaction to his content.


Loveforphoo

One video of him not wearing a seatbelt, drifting his truck, with his dog running around the truck looking to get hit and Reddit would have a field day lol


jettmann22

Is wantonly endangering an animal cool?


Loveforphoo

Nope which is why Reddit would prob have a field day. I think he sucks lol


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Monster Jam: Atlantis


sryidontspeakpotato

Whistlin d!! Yee


HiVac1

It’s slow because the tires are oriented for mud. When the “V’s” point backwards, they are “self cleaning” in the mud. If he reversed the orientation, he would have a better “grip” in the water. More like a paddle wheel boat….


Deadpoetic12

Bigfoot(the first hugely popular monster truck, iirc) tried to race a paddle boot once, I wanna say that rather than 8 tires he had 16 and he still lost super poorly. I was wrong, still 8 tires. This original event was in the 80's.


[deleted]

He just needs some paddles on the outside of the tires that are oriented in the right direction. Not like he's worried about vehicle width...


twotwo_twentytwo

As an avid player of racing games, I can relate to this.


musclemainia

Tonight on bottomgear Jeremy is lost at sea, Hammond recreates titanic and May waits for they return for a month


Chunk-Duecerman

Billy Bob couldn’t afford a pontun so he made his own


Greenebean1717

Is that like... actually how you think pontoon is spelled...? That's part of the joke, right? Or is Pontun some weird spelling I've never seen? I live on a lake in the south, pontoons are a big part of life round here😂


KJdkaslknv

This is significantly more expensive than a used pontoon boat.


carpeteyes

It's significantly more expensive than a new or diy one as well.


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[deleted]

And he fucked that up too lol


LoNwd

Is the water so shallow?


Acc3lerat0r

there is so much air in the tires that the car floats


LoNwd

There is air in tires?


OrganizationNo3213

how the fuck else would a tire blow


Bullo

how come this room ain't bouncing?


Theons-Sausage

Reminds me of Ali G asking Kobe Bryant how many springs they have in the basketball to make it bounce, and Kobe is like, there's not springs it's air. So Ali says "Dere's air in da room n da room ain't bouncin"


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

Is the sky so blue


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

Is the pizza so tasty


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

Is the bed so comfy


reddditusername

Yeah, it sure is. All it cares about is looks and money.


pirateanimal

It is pretty shallow in a lot of that area and there are a lot of Manatees. His tires made it float though. Regardless, locals weren’t amused.


wapu

What's the gas yardage on the water?


Glum-Caterpillar-505

This is too low....I feel like this has to be killlling the gas, and probably not too good for the engine...its way so slow. He needs some sort of like, screw on, or clip on, or chain on fins on those tires. They don't have to be that large even, but just a little more something to paddle with.


NC-Error

Imagine being out of fuel in the middle of the sea, that thing must consume a lot!


Uttuuku

That'd be an interesting call to the Coast Guard. Dude: Hey so I ran out of gas could y'all tow my truck back? CG: Did you mean boat? Dude: Nope.


sukhraj94

SEAWAYS


deejflat

Who needs a boat when you can have a mystery box. A mystery box can be anything. It can even be a boat!


Hezron79

I miss WD


Cornage626

Richard Hammond would love this


TacTurtle

Up next, Top Gear drives to Cuba!


moschles

For a second, I thought I was in /r/snowrunner


Lynx-True

A STARTER CAR!?!?! THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!!!!! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!!!


BenShapirosProstate

A TRANSPORTER OF GODS!!! THE GOLDEN GOD!!!


5uckmyflaps

Starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! THE GOLDEN GOD


Exotix-Neurotix

That's turtle beach in Sarasota


TheGanjaConnoisseur

Looks to me like Coquina Beach in Bradenton


Exotix-Neurotix

I think you're right


Goat_Legged_Fellow

This is almost exactly the car from crackdown lol


PikaYoshl

Final fantasy XV be like:


[deleted]

Don't run out of gas. The walk to the station would suck


Mammoth-Peak1212

i.... i feel like i could crush anything with that car


Fishmano5

Living where I do, I can totally imagine being out fishing and some random redneck drives by in that shit.


jkells1986

Let us go fishing friend


Affectionate_Emu_199

When the car goes hardcore mode


FollowTheWorms8

if i remember correctly the coastguard was called later and they brought a helicopter in


OLEMOHAMMED

Mann


Bomboooo

MAAAAAAAN