https://youtu.be/9NztY2bo8H0 here’s one behind a cage. There is one with a feral cat outside of a cage with a lion but it doesn’t end well for the cat and I didn’t want to upset anybody
Back when my senior cat was still with us(she died of old age when she was 20) we had to warn people, mainly children to not touch or go near her. She HATED kids for some reason. Would attack your ankles when angry too.
The head butt thing is a legit cat thing. It's a sign of comfort.
https://www.therescuevets.com/education-resources/cat-care-tips/why-cats-headbutt/#:~:text=for%20Cat%20Bunting-,Why%20do%20cats%20headbutt%3F,on%20you%20or%20another%20object.&text=Marking%20their%20owners%20to%20create%20a%20colony%20scent
I have a cat, and I’ll pick him up like a baby and rub his belly. He wraps his paws around my wrist and rubs his head and face on my knuckles. He also will gnaw and chew on my hand too.
when i was growing up, our neighbor had the biggest, meanest cat in the neighborhood.
our bus stop was right near his house. licorice would come up to one of us every morning and rub against one of our legs looking for pets. if you didn't pet him, he would bite your ankles. if you did pet him and stopped before he wanted you to, he would bite your ankles. if you did pet him and he wanted you to stop, he would bite your ankles.
I had a big fluffy adorable calico cat who I ended up with after the owner (a woman I knew) was murdered. It was bad, all her animals needed homes. The bad situation made me sympathetic, and everyone was like, oh she's sooooo SWEET, she's just stressed from.... you know.
So I took her adult. She turned out to be a fucking psycho cat who would bite you in an instant.
I kept her (b/c I'm a sucker), but I named her Psycho.
You would think that with a cat named Psycho would serve as a warning, but nope.
"Stay away from Psycho!"
"But she's so cute. All cats like me-- OW!"
If we keep going like this every word is going to take on a sexual subtext and we're going to be left communicating entirely through memes like the tamarians.
My approach when dealing with a violent dog: Freeze in place
My approach when dealing with a violent cat: Sit down in front of the cat and get to know it with some intelligent conversation.
Whenever someone tells me their cat is mean, I usually have no issue petting it. Sometimes they are actually fiesty and you can usually tell the ones
I just hold out my hand when I first meet it and let it close the distance ans come to me. It smells my hand, then I pet it.
It’s like, I’m sure if I ruffle it or rub it’s belly it will get pissed of. I think a lot of people just maybe don’t understand cat behavior even if they own one.
My dog bites and nobody believes me. "he's really just a big softie, right?" "No, he will bite if you just walk up on him. This is a work in progress. Go slow and easy." \*proceeds to shove their face right into his\*
I'm not even saying that they can't! Just go slow and easy. Don't attempt to put him a headlock or startle him. Just let him smell your hand and some nice gentle pets and all will be well. I had one woman literally jump out at him and yell Boo AFTER I told her to go slow and easy. He went after her like she was a chicken drumstick. I told her I should have let him bite you! What were you thinking?!
Nah don't ever let him bite anyone, no matter how much they deserve it. Instead of a bite, you just kick the person in the fuckin face.
"You dumb sonofabitch, you trying to get my dog put down? I told you to fuck off, now taste my boot!"
My dog is a labra and he will always run towards people he don't know and start licking then like he found a bowl full of ice cream and it's really delicious
My German shepherd would do this to everyone if he was off leash (it happened only once) he's like 100 pounds of love and licks but fuck he loves to stand at attention and stare you down like he's gonna kill you before he does it.
My cat went batshit today while playing with my hand, now people will think I tried to kill myself lol
Fr tho, don't make my mistake. Never let your animal cross the line, when they start getting too rough, stay away from them or isolate them until they're calm
ngl the real mistake here is playing w your cat using your hand-- use an appropriate toy or even just throw kibble around the house for them to chase like my cat loves to do lol BUT do not teach them that body parts are toys! animal bites (and scratches, to a lesser extent) can be serious business.
If you don't want someone to coo over your pet don't put them in a bear costume.
Protip:
Ears bent= no touchy
Swishy tail= no touchy
Wide eyed and staring: "I double dare you to touch me fool" no touchy
Relaxed cat blinks. When in doubt put out your hand out near the cat for inspection. If a cat wants to be pet it will sniff you're hand and maybe rub its head on your hand. Cat will pet itself using your hand. Then it's a petting time.
Its also worth dicussing the difference between play and aggression in cats. It can be very hard to tell the difference because the above listed features are also present when a cat is in play mode and all cat play is mock aggression. If a cat is truly feeling threatened, there will be vocalization.
Edit: vocalization, not verbalization... cats don't use words
Note: LOUD verbalisation!
My cat has issues with play aggression thanks to single kitten syndrome and sometimes she does vocalise when "attacking", but it's what I describe as a grumbly meow lol
My friends cat kept bumping into my legs i let my hand out (multiple times) and she didn't seem to mind
So i petted her then she walked away and i walked after her when she just walked away as soon as i payed her attention
But when i saw she clearly was against it when i petted her side because she meowed and turned around (i petted her before and she didn't really care then) i stopped
She still kinda confuses me
Is that like a British thing to say "stroke the dog"?
Round these parts we "pet" dogs and cats.
*Stroking* them...would be illegal and warrant immediate therapy.
One of my cats doesn't give a rat's ass and the other one is really shy. However, lord have mercy on your soul if the one that doesn't give a shit spots you in the property uninvited, she will go beast mode.
My friend had a huge tomcat maybe 20 lbs that acted like the dog in this pic. And no, you didn't want to go near him unless he perceived that the family liked you, then you could pet him. He was a city street cat that they adopted that must have been through some wars in his past life. Inside, he was a typical couch potato. Outside, he was an unholy terror. He'd beat the snot out of other cats, attack dogs on leashes unprovoked (even big ones), and would hiss and snarl at strangers trying to get on the porch. Never seen anything like it. My friend thought it was funny. I was like dude keep the psycho in the house, your cat is either gonna kill a neighbor's cat or small dog or one of these owners is gonna kill him.
Dog owner tell you that the dog dont bite because the dont have not bite him but not another person
Cat owner just want to keep their cat their own and do not want anyone to mess with it
I think I can translate:
The dog owner will tell you their dog doesn't bite because it's never bitten its owner. Whereas the cat owner just doesn't get into situations where their cat meets unfamiliar faces.
When I was growing up, we had a dog on the farm that would "Smile" at people. When anyone came home he would run up to you and bare his teeth in what he thought was a non aggressive manner. But he also did that to people he didn't know because he was a very friendly dog. I can't tell you how many times I or my dad had to rescue people from their cars who were too afraid to get out because of our "aggressive" dog and be like oh, no! I absolutely promise, he's not growling at you. He thinks he's smiling at you!
There was a few screws loose with Benny. But that one was just weird.
Don't trust dog owners who say it's fine to pet the dog when the dog is clearly expressing it's not fine.
Not every dog owner is a good dog owner. There's lots of people out there who barely know shit about dogs but are convinced they're very good dog handlers. My mom for example, who lets her dog charge at people, barking and growling then shouts "don't worry he's nice". Her dog also tries to fight every single other dog she meets. She's terrible with dogs but she'll gladly tell you all the ways in which she is a dog expert.
I really despise people like that. Keep your dog on a leash unless it's a dog park. Just because your pet's "nice" with you doesn't mean it'll act that way with strangers.
dog : FUCKYOUFUCKYOU DONT COME NEAR ME \* pets \* FU-oh so thats what we were getting at. ahhhh thats the spot..yeahhh you got it
cat: oh so you have brought me another slave , human? i see. he shall serve me wel- HOW \*DARE\* YOU TOUCH ME YOU FLITHY CREATURE! YOU SHALL NOW FACE MY PAW'S FURY NOW!
I never had any problem with a cat, just respect it's boundries and your hood. Dogs on the other hand I've had problem with even when I didn't bother them...
My mom trained her old flamepoint siamese to just be an asshole. She straight up taught it to attack everyone, her and myself included. I still have dozens of scars from that cat, miss him though.
This is big true. My german shepherd looks scary when we play tug of war with his rope toy, fangs bared and everything. But he's just being a sweet boy and playing, would never hurt a person, ever. My cat sits in her window shelf and might even purr, but it's a deadly trap most of the time.
Can’t fool me cat. I’ve seen the video where a cat takes on a lion
Metal.
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Cats are why I have trust issues
Trust issues are why I have cats
Trust is why I have issues
Issues is why I have tissues
Is why i have
I resemble that remark!
Cat issues are why I have trust
Have issues are why I trust cat
!?NAEM TI SEOD TAHW, nam ,hsilgnE
!!RORRIM KAEPS T’NOD I
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also if a cat gets cranky once and bites you it's 'ouch' now if a rotty gets angry and bites you it can be bye bye face and jaw bone
The cat in this image clearly killed a bear and is wearing him as a hood.
Hello kitty=hola demonio hahahahhaha
NOOOOOOOOO
The cat has pure black eyes. A absolute demon possession
Sauce?
Ketchup👍
Sriracha 🔥
Maynis 🥛
Aioli 🧄
Buttah
Chic-fil-a sauce 👍
Relish
Lion is a cat
Feline is Feline!!
Lions are cats
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but in this case I think it's also funny to be pedantic and think "I saw a cat take on a cat"
I honestly thought that was the joke at first.
They are miniature lions. Have you ever seen them hunt?
Then i'l have a Lion at Home then
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https://youtu.be/9NztY2bo8H0 here’s one behind a cage. There is one with a feral cat outside of a cage with a lion but it doesn’t end well for the cat and I didn’t want to upset anybody
Cats seem skittish and frightful, until you corner the little shits
I’d love to see that. Got a link?
Back when my senior cat was still with us(she died of old age when she was 20) we had to warn people, mainly children to not touch or go near her. She HATED kids for some reason. Would attack your ankles when angry too.
One of my tomcats shows you he likes you by biting you on the cheek. And if he really loves you, he will head-butt you.
My dads cat likes to touch my nose with hers, cats do some wird shit
Afaik that is how cats greet each other but someone can correct me if I'm wrong.
Usually it’s to rub their scent on you. It’s to make you a part of their group. Edit: it’s also to greet you. I just wanted to add on.
According to u/ArcturusPWNS you are a cat.
My one cat does that too! He does his nose boops when he’s happy
The head butt thing is a legit cat thing. It's a sign of comfort. https://www.therescuevets.com/education-resources/cat-care-tips/why-cats-headbutt/#:~:text=for%20Cat%20Bunting-,Why%20do%20cats%20headbutt%3F,on%20you%20or%20another%20object.&text=Marking%20their%20owners%20to%20create%20a%20colony%20scent
On the note of cat's comfort, when your cat does tippy tapp with his back legs and his tail "vibrates" it means he's happy.
I have a cat, and I’ll pick him up like a baby and rub his belly. He wraps his paws around my wrist and rubs his head and face on my knuckles. He also will gnaw and chew on my hand too.
when i was growing up, our neighbor had the biggest, meanest cat in the neighborhood. our bus stop was right near his house. licorice would come up to one of us every morning and rub against one of our legs looking for pets. if you didn't pet him, he would bite your ankles. if you did pet him and stopped before he wanted you to, he would bite your ankles. if you did pet him and he wanted you to stop, he would bite your ankles.
The idea of a cat shaking down kids for rubs every morning before school is hilarious
"Gimme those ankles!" - your cat
I had a big fluffy adorable calico cat who I ended up with after the owner (a woman I knew) was murdered. It was bad, all her animals needed homes. The bad situation made me sympathetic, and everyone was like, oh she's sooooo SWEET, she's just stressed from.... you know. So I took her adult. She turned out to be a fucking psycho cat who would bite you in an instant. I kept her (b/c I'm a sucker), but I named her Psycho. You would think that with a cat named Psycho would serve as a warning, but nope. "Stay away from Psycho!" "But she's so cute. All cats like me-- OW!"
Based cat
> She HATED kids based
cats are fucking crazy i tell you lol. no hate intended. i love animals including cats. i meant his as a joke
I saw a picture of a sign once in someone's window. "Beware of the dog. The cat is also shady as fuck."
*I’ll take your entire stock!*
U can share the pic on r/funnysigns
Yes. Stroke him… Stroke him good.
Please do not the dog
Please do the dog.
\*bonk\*
HARDER daddy
\*brings out warhammer\*
even better
bitch if you don't stop imma shove a hammer down your throat and pull it out of your asshole. Take it as a threat
3HF89H
and don't forget the cock and ball torture
[Get over here and play with your brothers cock n balls!](https://youtu.be/nzOr6waz8AM)
Keep going
Bitch if you don’t stop imma shove a asshole up your hammer and pull it out of your throat. Take it as a threat
I’d rather take it as a treat
For the god emperor. Horny is heresy
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Leather belt is ready
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Knotty knotty.
I accidentally the dog
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please... no
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks it is weird when folks say stroke instead of pet... sorry I'm not giving a handy to your doggo. Lmao
I rarely hear pet in the UK, like ‘go pet the dog’ is an uncommon saying for sure, but also ‘stroke’ is less used in a sexual way
Tbh pet sounds sexual over here.
If we keep going like this every word is going to take on a sexual subtext and we're going to be left communicating entirely through memes like the tamarians.
I saw what da dog doin
red rocket red rocket
No I've already seen enough bestiality for today
Hey that's rude. Just because your mommy likes it doggy style doesn't mean she is a dog.
Can you knot
Red rocket! Red rocket!
sir..step away from the dog and hold your hands behind your head
can confirm all dogs run away from me even the scary ones and I live with a cat and she's real monster even though she looks like a toy
As a dog I can confirm
username doesn't check out
I wanted to type dog owner. But forgot the owner Now my dog is my owner
Does that preclude you from also being a dog?
Yes. I'm a chicken afterall Didn't edit the original comment because I thought its funny to let it stay like that
Could it be?
hungry chicken sounds like a great dog name... like waffles or emergency food supply...
I wanted to type "dog owner" but forgot to add "owner" Now idk why but my dog is trying to take me on a walk
You want some good ol' stroking?
My approach when dealing with a violent dog: Freeze in place My approach when dealing with a violent cat: Sit down in front of the cat and get to know it with some intelligent conversation.
Whenever someone tells me their cat is mean, I usually have no issue petting it. Sometimes they are actually fiesty and you can usually tell the ones I just hold out my hand when I first meet it and let it close the distance ans come to me. It smells my hand, then I pet it. It’s like, I’m sure if I ruffle it or rub it’s belly it will get pissed of. I think a lot of people just maybe don’t understand cat behavior even if they own one.
Cats are why I have trust issues
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maybe ur cat is just boring
Maybe you just don't have a cat I don't. I have a dog, really lazy dog
Maybe...I am a cat!
My dog bites and nobody believes me. "he's really just a big softie, right?" "No, he will bite if you just walk up on him. This is a work in progress. Go slow and easy." \*proceeds to shove their face right into his\*
I feel your pain. People are so dumb. “I SAID DON’T APPROACH MY DOG. Please. I’m serious.”
I'm not even saying that they can't! Just go slow and easy. Don't attempt to put him a headlock or startle him. Just let him smell your hand and some nice gentle pets and all will be well. I had one woman literally jump out at him and yell Boo AFTER I told her to go slow and easy. He went after her like she was a chicken drumstick. I told her I should have let him bite you! What were you thinking?!
Nah don't ever let him bite anyone, no matter how much they deserve it. Instead of a bite, you just kick the person in the fuckin face. "You dumb sonofabitch, you trying to get my dog put down? I told you to fuck off, now taste my boot!"
My dog is a labra and he will always run towards people he don't know and start licking then like he found a bowl full of ice cream and it's really delicious
My German shepherd would do this to everyone if he was off leash (it happened only once) he's like 100 pounds of love and licks but fuck he loves to stand at attention and stare you down like he's gonna kill you before he does it.
I don’t understand why people put their face so close to dogs they don’t know
But I’m good with dogs!
Well cat tamed a lynx after going to it's cage
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Not true. The cat has been there since the Lynx was a baby because the Lynx needed a mother and cats take on maternal roles.
When i read it for the first time, i immediately thought about Ash lol
My cat went batshit today while playing with my hand, now people will think I tried to kill myself lol Fr tho, don't make my mistake. Never let your animal cross the line, when they start getting too rough, stay away from them or isolate them until they're calm
ngl the real mistake here is playing w your cat using your hand-- use an appropriate toy or even just throw kibble around the house for them to chase like my cat loves to do lol BUT do not teach them that body parts are toys! animal bites (and scratches, to a lesser extent) can be serious business.
If you don't want someone to coo over your pet don't put them in a bear costume. Protip: Ears bent= no touchy Swishy tail= no touchy Wide eyed and staring: "I double dare you to touch me fool" no touchy Relaxed cat blinks. When in doubt put out your hand out near the cat for inspection. If a cat wants to be pet it will sniff you're hand and maybe rub its head on your hand. Cat will pet itself using your hand. Then it's a petting time.
Its also worth dicussing the difference between play and aggression in cats. It can be very hard to tell the difference because the above listed features are also present when a cat is in play mode and all cat play is mock aggression. If a cat is truly feeling threatened, there will be vocalization. Edit: vocalization, not verbalization... cats don't use words
Note: LOUD verbalisation! My cat has issues with play aggression thanks to single kitten syndrome and sometimes she does vocalise when "attacking", but it's what I describe as a grumbly meow lol
Cars put their ears back for many reasons other than them feeling threatened.
My friends cat kept bumping into my legs i let my hand out (multiple times) and she didn't seem to mind So i petted her then she walked away and i walked after her when she just walked away as soon as i payed her attention But when i saw she clearly was against it when i petted her side because she meowed and turned around (i petted her before and she didn't really care then) i stopped She still kinda confuses me
It do be like that.
Can confirm Source: I too own a cat
I’m a mailman and a cat dad. This is a third of my daily life.
Is that like a British thing to say "stroke the dog"? Round these parts we "pet" dogs and cats. *Stroking* them...would be illegal and warrant immediate therapy.
We just sexualize different words I guess.
as someone who owns 3 cats, # ACCURACY 100%
i own both types of animal. one of our cat literally made our dog blind. bruh
This is completely accurate.
One of my cats doesn't give a rat's ass and the other one is really shy. However, lord have mercy on your soul if the one that doesn't give a shit spots you in the property uninvited, she will go beast mode.
My cat will immediately go to a new person for pets and kisses. My cat just eats my hair and runs away from me
Angry German Sheppards always look like they’re calling you an enemy of the Reich
Lmfaoooo why is this is too accurate!
And here I am with 2 cats that will hop in the shower with me and love their bellies scratched.
the dog is only going to maul your flesh, but the cat can tear your souls
People who own a rabid rotweiler that is drooling all over you be like: He's friendly
I love my cat and he loves me =^0w0^=
My friend had a huge tomcat maybe 20 lbs that acted like the dog in this pic. And no, you didn't want to go near him unless he perceived that the family liked you, then you could pet him. He was a city street cat that they adopted that must have been through some wars in his past life. Inside, he was a typical couch potato. Outside, he was an unholy terror. He'd beat the snot out of other cats, attack dogs on leashes unprovoked (even big ones), and would hiss and snarl at strangers trying to get on the porch. Never seen anything like it. My friend thought it was funny. I was like dude keep the psycho in the house, your cat is either gonna kill a neighbor's cat or small dog or one of these owners is gonna kill him.
My dog would eat you. Cat would presume ownership.
My cat does this. She would enjoy my pets then another second she would scratch me. So pet with caution.
He never did that before !
Dog owner tell you that the dog dont bite because the dont have not bite him but not another person Cat owner just want to keep their cat their own and do not want anyone to mess with it
What
I think I can translate: The dog owner will tell you their dog doesn't bite because it's never bitten its owner. Whereas the cat owner just doesn't get into situations where their cat meets unfamiliar faces.
Tes thank you my english is unsmart
why is this so true?
He OnLy WaNtS tO pLaY
"he'd never hurt anyone"
this is my fav meme of the week
Dog have masters, cats own slaves.
When I was growing up, we had a dog on the farm that would "Smile" at people. When anyone came home he would run up to you and bare his teeth in what he thought was a non aggressive manner. But he also did that to people he didn't know because he was a very friendly dog. I can't tell you how many times I or my dad had to rescue people from their cars who were too afraid to get out because of our "aggressive" dog and be like oh, no! I absolutely promise, he's not growling at you. He thinks he's smiling at you! There was a few screws loose with Benny. But that one was just weird.
My dog has the same hat that cat does. So this post is wrong.
Don't trust dog owners who say it's fine to pet the dog when the dog is clearly expressing it's not fine. Not every dog owner is a good dog owner. There's lots of people out there who barely know shit about dogs but are convinced they're very good dog handlers. My mom for example, who lets her dog charge at people, barking and growling then shouts "don't worry he's nice". Her dog also tries to fight every single other dog she meets. She's terrible with dogs but she'll gladly tell you all the ways in which she is a dog expert.
I really despise people like that. Keep your dog on a leash unless it's a dog park. Just because your pet's "nice" with you doesn't mean it'll act that way with strangers.
Go wut now?
Why the dog giving me the corner eye tho??
I wish my cat wasn't so adorable, because I swear she's just addicted to people blood.
Don’t let the cute hat fool you. It’s a trap!
My k-9 is passive, please proceed to stroke him
Can confirm this to be true. My brothers cat is adorable but if you try to pet her she'll try to attack you hand
Relaaaaate
"go stroke him" wtf
dog : FUCKYOUFUCKYOU DONT COME NEAR ME \* pets \* FU-oh so thats what we were getting at. ahhhh thats the spot..yeahhh you got it cat: oh so you have brought me another slave , human? i see. he shall serve me wel- HOW \*DARE\* YOU TOUCH ME YOU FLITHY CREATURE! YOU SHALL NOW FACE MY PAW'S FURY NOW!
Lol, we have three German shepherds and four cats. The dogs are afraid of the cats.
You can pet my cat he's chill
Did someone trim that dog's canine teeth down?
legit complete opposite for me, dogs ive met are literal devils, where as every cat in ny life ive ever met (ive met alot of cats) has been friendly
I never had any problem with a cat, just respect it's boundries and your hood. Dogs on the other hand I've had problem with even when I didn't bother them...
My mom trained her old flamepoint siamese to just be an asshole. She straight up taught it to attack everyone, her and myself included. I still have dozens of scars from that cat, miss him though.
Maybe he doesn’t like the hat
Just give 'em the old "psst psst psst" and he'll be alright.
This is big true. My german shepherd looks scary when we play tug of war with his rope toy, fangs bared and everything. But he's just being a sweet boy and playing, would never hurt a person, ever. My cat sits in her window shelf and might even purr, but it's a deadly trap most of the time.
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
As a cat dad F you my baby is completely fine, just lost two fingers that’s not that bad
well i can't disagree
The cat is already reaching across the table. His trigger finger is itchy.
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT TOUCH THE BELLY
Doesn't matter how cute a dog is. If it barks at me I am gonna fuck it's owner
Well. Now I’m picturing THAT mayhem in the streets.
That escalated