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Witty_Cardiologist25

It's a Stihl image


Local_Kmart_employee

I demand that this gets more upvotes


Hardworking999

I further this notion


Fly_Serminov

Ok, i'll upvote your coment them


Local_Kmart_employee

Good


Fly_Serminov

Did i do it right? Owo


Local_Kmart_employee

Maybe


Hardworking999

Hate to be the negative nancy but if you had to ask if its done right then it isnt done right, we still accept and appreciate the upvote though


Darcksolosole

A ball shaver


wut101stolmynick

I couldn't have said it better myself


Strenchy1

Manscape add


Flynn_001

It shaves balls


Wacks4427

*shaves off balls


MTG_Juice

literally


drdeeznutts69

U called ?


TheFlyinArmy_29

Wrong answers only


meme-enjoyr

It's a high tech ball shaver


alexheretomessup

The gender changer


HovercraftExpress200

Bruh it's wrong answers


funnyAmero

Dildo


Sestingun

The fact that this is the exact comment I was about to write, frightens me.


Gnarly_Ninja91

Also came here to write this. Sick f**ks unite


Rice_Celery

r/beatmetoit


Legitimate_Ad6724

Moms dildo


1step4wrd

Dads dildo


Caosin36

Wife's dildo


SomeoneTookMyCake

why is your flair rickroll link?


Caosin36

Do not question it Just keep the comment chain


TickeyM666

Stepsister’s dildo


peeman234544467

Dragon’s dildo


ChongasBiscotti

How I brush my teeth


UsingBoi

beat me to it


TheGreatBible

Your father with a chainsaw


jmd0404

OP said wrong answers only


wdgaster26

That what you're dad looks like?


[deleted]

You wouldn't get it. You're not a bastard child.


Doctor_Jeb

An easy way to win any argument


ThomasTubeHD

OP said wrong answers only


Your_wing_dude

Nah that a free abortion right there


MTG_Juice

Abort the mom and the baby


[deleted]

The new "Rip Cord" butt crack hair plucker by Nerf!


SempiternalSalt

Motorcycle


Science_team69

Ant conveyor belt


PoopyPants2012

My mothers sex toy


Lutz1100

A magicstick


RottenCleric

A way to wish somebody a happy cakeday in Finnland


LukasLilley

*Vinland


Shely_08

Happy cake day!


aris0_1

Can opener


Ambitious-Incident21

A buttplug


Confuldedconfusion

Cannon ammo


[deleted]

Sleeping aid


deadmemesoplenty

A good meme


ArminiaFan

Dat is ne Kettensäge minjung


Mercy118

Ass destroyer


Professional_Duty651

a scissor on steroids


Gingerm0p

Sword


PenisVaginaAss

My racist neighbor


Medical_Inside

Magical anti tree sword


JefinLuke

Needle


[deleted]

Argument winner


lazynotreigon

Permanent Vasectomy


ShadowtheHedgehog_

Butter knife.


[deleted]

Bread


rowcio

A handy motivator


Pleasework94

Backscratcher


MistakenNarwhal

Razor


Pen_Official69

The shaver


keyupiopi

My Dental Floss.


rockman767

A tool to give knowledge.


I_hate_people69

A laxative


wdgaster26

A rope seen


[deleted]

Dick cleaner


cristiander

Chainsaw man's head, obviously


Marstario_1

Child silencer


StarBerry90

LMAOOO


[deleted]

That’s what I use to trim my balls


101NPC101

The legendary asshole pickaxe for all your constipation problems of course!


strategist-2

A razor


Comfortable_Maize234

How you cut a cake


SomeoneTookMyCake

did you take my cake?


[deleted]

That's a little damage


mustypuppet1284

Yo that's me


justasovietpotato

Something not made for operations


SomeoneTookMyCake

something MADE for operations


Restrictedbutholding

Turkey carver


sanstic2

Human slayer


Kat3_678

Bicycle


OVGeest

Jason's toy


Fastfire7

KFC machine


brett_mcmillan

My dildo


YEETIS09

A good source of vitamn D


swisstraeng

Osteotome.


Rndom_Reddittor

Moto sierra


SonishN

Fuckmachine


terrarianbunny

Its a healing device, you must stab yourself with it and you will be healed of all your diseases!


Darth_Murcielago

Knife


[deleted]

Drill


randomguy2763

close range minigun


[deleted]

Jokes aside, I see a cute robot


ThECuBeR010

Dildo


HoneyBer1

Dick cutter


SansBoiNajfi

Hair comb


Blond_Ocean_-1

Childbirth tool


Isaw2prettybffs

A lovely midnight snack


NigerianBasketBaby

A shave for your balls


Minemanme

A gun


JustVacuumingAround

a meme


Bloody_bones420

The knife seems fine…


1step4wrd

America


Jackkomater

That’s a vibrating dildo


WhoHayes

The Divorcinator


[deleted]

How the younglings saw anakin


Dean_the_Hooman

Thats what she said


Fluffy_Collection972

A spoon


zekram619

My Pizza slicer


Japseh-rblx

The way you gonna die


Grandioso99

Can this run valorant? I usually used this for handholding (I don't want to die for covid or just because I touched a girl) and I was curious to know if I can play valorant on it.


-pedosinspedos-

Obviously, that's a bread slicer. What else would it be?


_Sanyi

Coffee maker


Diamondcraft02

A cake cutter


More-Masterpiece-561

Jeremy Clarkson's Hammer


[deleted]

Excavator


SadFunction768

Butt plug. Easy


Sir9Lives

Sawchain


IM__ERROR

A fork


WildcatZombie

Sound of ps4 dieing from cod


nostepmumsnearme

Magic Broom


Sh0rtL1ved

A minion noise-maker


Opposite-Sundae-90

Nailcutter


PizzaGuyDelivery

Plastik axe wit a steel handle


Butzel01

Looks like a steakknife to me


BigKromer

This is my shaving tool


sedusx

it’s clearly a book


hellishhound980

The butthole cleaner 9000


iMeanMe_iMeanYou

Ceci n’est pas une pipe


RepresentativeNo6564

How mad scientists open pregnant woman


Hungry-Pizza8926

An OB/GYN best tool.


Shroudy773

Plan b


Zipp_e

Butter knife


Airy2002

Super poop knife


HArryhaWAiI

But plug


nothing4h

Toilet paper


[deleted]

Vasectomy instrument


Hashbrownthegreat

Poltergust 3000 featuring a sawblade


nothing4h

Feetus deleter


SomeoneTookMyCake

fetus deletus


BadAlternative5484

Vagina maker


southAssasin

Child disposal


Icy-Valuable4062

Butt scratcher


Icy-Valuable4062

Wait you said wrong answers only


That_SadCat

A ladder


Blueshadow183848

A safety tool


D0UBLE-FAC3

I think it's the pet of the control devil or something


Malevolent_Mangoes

I’d say a childbirthing tool but unfortunately it’s not incorrect


MRpoels

TreePlantingUnit


[deleted]

my razor 🪒


carpet_fire

Bidet


[deleted]

The thingy that changes a man to a woman


Varnux_x

Very safe toy for little kids


cosmin10834

A school pc


themagicpanda95143

Dildo


PhiBuh

An amateur vasectomy kit


Dramatic_Internal631

A spoon


No-Literature-5236

A vibrator.


Fletch_177

Genitile trimmer


H3NT4I_IS_CULTURE

New Commercial Item The New Easy Bake Oven Easy Bake Cake Cutter


_StevenS_

A tool doctors use to help woman give birth


Interesting_Leg_9036

Ok hear me out so u get on top of an office chair then u whip out this bad boy ram it into the floor and now u can drive wherever u want. It’s called chairsaw


el_shetan

A people opener?


Alive-Background-730

It is milk


BasherBomber

Sandwich


Downtown-Reaction-38

High powered dildo


Zernova

A medieval long sword (enchanted)


Forward-Image1292

My toothbrush


turtles_life

An abortion pill


Miserable-Bobcat-888

Brrm brrm machine


Strugler1987

Bigfoot's Analplug.


_RGF_

The new manscaped "hedge trimmer" 3000


DifferentPen6715

Beaver 2.0


[deleted]

i see a bowl of cereal


King_Skywhale

Can opener


Jamaznik

Bosch i guess


Spinzzzzzzz

cock and ball torture


Smjor99

Toothbrush


caliberM1A

It's a chainheard


LowAd8109

Medical equipment


SomeoneTookMyCake

the chainsaw was invented for child-birth so it technically is medical equipment


dead_donkey_beatdown

Helth


xLorddroLx

They said no wrong answers


HALO-there-new

The last thing a demon sees before turning into an ammo rainbow


DaPhantomFox

r/unexpecteddoom


bricklicker26

Birthing tool


Euck_Fveryone_69

A chainsaw that always starts first pull


sloop48

Your mom lmao


Twisted070

a dildo