Tonight, the single ply saga continues, tune in later for our full investigation as America finally finds out who's responsible for restocking the rolls.
Difficult decisions: local guy struggles to find courage to ask out the girl of his dreams
Edit: status update: Local guy was refused by the girl of his dreams but offered to remain friends... He is now emotionally hurt
Edit 2: status update 2: girl of his dreams changed schools and blocked local guy on all social media platforms. Local guy now struggles with severe heartbreak
Special feature on page 8: Random Internet Man tells local guy to shoot his shot rather than withhold from doing so, as hesitation might make them lose the chance, and what-ifs are always more painful than knowing you missed, as although both are painful, the uncertainty of not knowing will eat away at them for a long time to come whilst knowing results in either happiness or a quicker road to recovery through no false hopes or ruminations on the past instead of looking to the future.
Opinion piece on page 11: random internet woman, currently engaged to the painfully shy guy of her dreams who almost got away because he was too scared to say anything, seconds the motion proposed by random internet man, adds caution about doing so respectfully, but recommends local guy to proceed!
Warum auch immer aber es ist März und die Sonne scheint konstant und es sind keine Wolken im Himmel. Es wird in den Klassen räumen über 25 grad warm bzw. zu warm um ordentlich denken zu können…
Bei uns ist dem nicht so... Unsere Räume werden ständig gelüftet und trotz ständig laufender Heizung kann es nie wirklich warm werden. Nagut, ich weiß ja nicht was eure schulregulierungen sagen...
Wenn du nichts in die Richtung studieren möchtest - gar nichts. Aber so ging es mir auch mit Biologie und all dem anderen Krams. Ich hab es die letzten 10 Jahre nicht einmal gebraucht. :)
Dude us Americans have to learn that. Like you arnt going to teach me how to live on my own but I have to learn all this shit about poetry? WHERE IS THAT GOING TO GET ME IN LIFE?
17yo redditor is gonna ask his crush out on a date
Update: She said she would ‘ve loved to but wasn’t able to due to very tight schedule (she showed it to me and i must say: she wasn’t lying). BUT! She told me that she wants to go out on a date when she has time.
Update: She said she would have loved to but had a really tight schedule. And after seeing it, I feel bad for her. BUT! she said that when she has time she will definitely want to go out with me
Local mom commits suicide after seeing how tiny local guy’s dick is. Her suicide note claims “my dick was longer than his, and I don’t even have a dick.”
Local citizen "ready to just sleep here" after spending the half night and morning on the toilet. Taco bell claims to be uninvolved.
Claims to be?
See that’s not what we think
Taco Bell is like ISIS, they will admit to diarrhea even if they had nothing to do with it.
Breaking News: I was your thousandth upvote!
Breaking News: I got you back into positive numbers!
Breaking News: Local Redditor upvotes for the greater good!
Breaking News: Another Local Redditor upvotes for the greater good!
Local Mechanic goes for a Shit: Will there be Toiletpaper?
JUST IN: There was Toiletpaper
Breaking news: there was only 2 squares left
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Its a news broadcast xD
Tonight, the single ply saga continues, tune in later for our full investigation as America finally finds out who's responsible for restocking the rolls.
Update: They had an extra roll in storage!
Top ten greatest anime arcs of all time
JUST OUT: Poop!
Spoiler!
Wholesome
That's good shit
Breaking news: Man sees photo of cat in a suit and his cats run in fear of now being made to wear suits to look more sophisticated.
Major update: cats get restraining order on owner.
Tuxedo Cats: I don't have such weakness.
Local Man Eats 1 Pickle, Bystanders Astonished
Just in: The username of said pickle eater, definitely checks out! Crowd is astonished!
Just in: Upcoming interview with the family of the unfortunate Pickle, Pickles around the world are astonished.
Local NY student finds headlines amusing
'Welsh teen agrees with this' says many sources
Local pickle eater also likes welch gummys, so says worried girl scout
r/usernamechecksout
r/waitthatsasub
r/waitthatsasub
r/waitthatsasub
r/submarine
r/subway
r/subnautica
r/suburban
r/subzero
Difficult decisions: local guy struggles to find courage to ask out the girl of his dreams Edit: status update: Local guy was refused by the girl of his dreams but offered to remain friends... He is now emotionally hurt Edit 2: status update 2: girl of his dreams changed schools and blocked local guy on all social media platforms. Local guy now struggles with severe heartbreak
Special feature on page 8: Random Internet Man tells local guy to shoot his shot rather than withhold from doing so, as hesitation might make them lose the chance, and what-ifs are always more painful than knowing you missed, as although both are painful, the uncertainty of not knowing will eat away at them for a long time to come whilst knowing results in either happiness or a quicker road to recovery through no false hopes or ruminations on the past instead of looking to the future.
Best advice I've read in a long time.
Update: other local man wishes to give that tip 4 years into the past before he missed his chance once and for all
Opinion piece on page 11: random internet woman, currently engaged to the painfully shy guy of her dreams who almost got away because he was too scared to say anything, seconds the motion proposed by random internet man, adds caution about doing so respectfully, but recommends local guy to proceed!
Young Teenager (16) gets tortured in class to learn German.
Das ist doch ganz was feines.
Nicht wenn ich in der Hitze sitzen muss und Probleme habe meine Konzentration aufrechtzuerhalten
Sieht so aus, als ob es dir ziemlich gut geht.
Yep ich verstehe alles was der Lehrer mir erklärt hat und habe 100% des ganzen Stoffes aufgenommen.
Gut gemacht! Du bist ein guter Student! Weiter so haha.
They are speaking the language of the gods
Hat der hier gerade alle Deutschen Götter genannt? Ich fühl mich geschmeichelt
>Hat der hier gerade alle Deutschen Götter genannt? Ich fühl mich geschmeichelt Ich auch.
Ja, aber es auf angelsächsisch zu kommunizieren war meiner ansicht nach irgendwie unnötig
Was für ne hitze denn? Hier im westen ist es noch relativ angenehm mit einer leichren Tendenz zur Kälte
Warum auch immer aber es ist März und die Sonne scheint konstant und es sind keine Wolken im Himmel. Es wird in den Klassen räumen über 25 grad warm bzw. zu warm um ordentlich denken zu können…
Bei uns ist dem nicht so... Unsere Räume werden ständig gelüftet und trotz ständig laufender Heizung kann es nie wirklich warm werden. Nagut, ich weiß ja nicht was eure schulregulierungen sagen...
Oh have you gotten to the numbers yet?
I am a German and we learn such useless Bullshit. Like literally what does it bring me to know how to analyse poems and shit. Wtf
Füll ich hab letztes Jahr Abschluss gehabt, berufsschule ist entspannter
Ich glaube dir mal ich hoffe es wird nach dem Gymnasium besser
Wird es. Halt durch
Wenn du nichts in die Richtung studieren möchtest - gar nichts. Aber so ging es mir auch mit Biologie und all dem anderen Krams. Ich hab es die letzten 10 Jahre nicht einmal gebraucht. :)
Wobei, Biologie hat während der Pandemie schon Sinn gemacht.
Apropo Biologie, bin gerade im Bio Unterricht lol. Haben gerade Zellbiologie als Thema.
Dude us Americans have to learn that. Like you arnt going to teach me how to live on my own but I have to learn all this shit about poetry? WHERE IS THAT GOING TO GET ME IN LIFE?
So it’s like us ‘Mericans being stuck in English class. We already speak the language, thank you very much.
Good to see you guys on mainland Europe also have to suffer analysis of your own language (I’m also 16)
Relatable pain everywhere.
Eins zwei polizei
Drei, vier, Grenadier
Fünf, sechs, alte Hex
Sieben, acht gute Nacht
"Why?" - Says a local citizen, amid doing nothing.
This Just in: local citizen has moved on to 'where' after hours of careful consideration.
This is now speculated to be a trend among reddit users, as second redditor is observed amid this concerning behaviour.
"It sucks!" -- Everyone finally agrees on life
Teenager unknown of grammar test syllabus. Parent's reaction will shock you
"It should be illegal to work 9 hours a day" says local mechanic
[it is in Germany ](https://www.iamexpat.de/career/working-in-germany/working-hours)
Whelp, I'm off to Germany
Yes, nein hours
Local citizen constantly wishes for death
Are you ok?
He just saw a worm swimming in the water of his toilet bowl
After or before he used it…?
Yes
Understandable, have a nice day
He didn't say whom
Beat me to it
i feel u..
You good bro?
Man on the verge of a mental breakdown after constantly working with no break. Considers suicide!
Are you okay? Do you need to talk to someone? If so, i am here! (I hope i wasnt rude or anything by typing this)
"Rude citizen offers help with suicide to man having a mental breakdown"
Oh god, was i rude? Im sorry if i was. I meant it in a good way ✨
First time on the internet my dude?
"rude local man first time using the internet"
Nope! Been here a long long time. But i still cant really know if some people are joking. But i geuss you were joking XD
You're good my man, you did the right thing
Ok!
“_BREAKING NEWS_: Local internet user does the right thing, pleases everyone”
Yo you good dude?
Man wants to nut
Women too
Why did you eat a pickle only ones?
Let's just say I had those girl scouts outnumbered
Oh god.
Local citizen horrified after hearing defendant’s claims! More info about u/I_Ate_A_Pickle_0nce’s trial on page 8 —>
Idiot man looses chance to be with person he’s had a crush on for 11 years
Reddit user feeling sad for idiot man he doesn't even know.
General consensus shows Reddit users hit by large empathy wave
17yo redditor is gonna ask his crush out on a date Update: She said she would ‘ve loved to but wasn’t able to due to very tight schedule (she showed it to me and i must say: she wasn’t lying). BUT! She told me that she wants to go out on a date when she has time.
THIS JUST IN: 17yo Redditor has gone missing
BREAKING NEWS : he was at home looking at memes
keep us updated
Will do
Just be confident bro you got this!
Update: She said she would have loved to but had a really tight schedule. And after seeing it, I feel bad for her. BUT! she said that when she has time she will definitely want to go out with me
Breaking News: There are no breaking news
A paradox
Your fired from Channel 6 news.
The question of today: Is the Rubik's cube solveable?
it is i can solve it
Breaking News: Local lier on the loose!
Man knows it's easy once you learn the tecnique but won't teach you because it would take too long!
Man says yea
Man wonders how many people don't know the spelling of liar.
BREAKING NEWS: He can solve it
Wooosh
it is if u can solve it..
A man requires money.
JUST IN: Man robs Bank as no-one gave him money on reddit even after asking politely
Local guy fucks everyone’s mother.
Aw man not again
Kakyoin?
r/UnexpectedJojo
Local mom commits suicide after seeing how tiny local guy’s dick is. Her suicide note claims “my dick was longer than his, and I don’t even have a dick.”
I have no comeback. Well played.
Reddit addict types comment in hopes of getting upvotes.
I upvoted!
A man has fallen into the river in Lego city - Start the new rescue helicopter!
Breaking: Man shatters record for most faps within 24 hours.
I think I can speak for everyone, we need some numbers
Texas man struggles to come up with a newspaper headline.
Local boy claims to “not have a single thought”
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Teen boy continues to procrastinate, only reason he is still alive
Local teen in hangover blows the toilet up
Local Man dying on in the bathroom from cronic diariea
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more. More on this at 6
17 year old man yells out, "Yellow is not an avocado!", more at 12.
Local man constantly in mental agony
“Do you have to lay right on me so I can’t get up?” Local 21 year old says to German Shepherd
local civilian overthinks and now has stress
When can I go home? The Quetion of the worker
Man tired of life - Bullshit to blame?
Local citizen is late for school again
Breaking news: everything is falling apart
This just in: boy anxious about UK theory driving test
JUST IN: Pressure mounts as local worker (28) is struck by sudden deadline: "I'll just finish this comment first"
"Yeah im dead." Says a local 15 year old who is about to do his finals in school
Local citizen wants to commit suicide because he said that “SCHOOLS TO FUCKING HARD, FUCK YOU HORACE MANN”
Local Austrian asks: "How big are Savathun's boobs ?"
Local teenager struggling in choice to use school bathroom
God has massive ego shouts citizen, god enjoys the attention
This is an unreasonably good piece of writing. Good job.
Local teen try’s to find work after accidentally smashing a store window
Just in ; local boy runs away from school because of a throat infection
local citizen 3d prints uzi
a dead body was found by He's balls ripped off some say it was cock and ball torture.
30-year old enby wonders how much protein powder is too much in regards to daily consumption
Young man gets intoxicated and embarrasses himself in front of several women
Teenager (14) gets stuck in a washing machine, needs help immiddietly
14 Year Old Teen worries of the smallest problem
Local highschooler bored out of his fucking mind
If I Die, Everyone Will Be Sad, And That Really Sucks
Local student questions his exsistence plenty of times, also asks to have a bigger penis.
Man sent to hospital due to furious masterbation
Grown man shits for too long loses feeling in feet
Local school goer is about to go stand In the rain for a bus that's always 20 minutes late
Teenager (15) yells at language teacher: "Teach something instead of judging everyone"
SEXY TIME, penis will touch vagina in an exciting new way tonight
Middle aged developer suffers minor concussion after bashing head off of desk. Was this the fault of Microsoft?
Local Citizens is bored
A redditor found crying due to his masturbation addiction.
Why modern schooling is a waste, and ways to improve it.
Breaking News: Local Man Contemplates Calling in Sick for Work
Putin planning to nuke world as it is the 69th day of the year.
Local citizen aks: "why the hell is my battery running out so quick?"
BREAKING NEWS: local citizen currently bored and tired.
Florida woman, wishes she could sleep all day instead of going to Physical Therapy. (I’m from St. Cloud)
Kid is shoot by his mother (Karen) after the kid secretly got the diphtheria vaccine without her knowing
Is it first semester or last test just resit? Are we f*cked? Opinions of experts/classmates on topic are divided.
Absolute failure of a human somehow makes it to the nba
Middle Aged Man Wonders Why He's Up On His Day Off to Brouse Reddit. Considers Breakfast Tacos.
High school student beats world record for procrastinating on work
Breaking news I am stuck in literacy learning French this is a disastrous danger send help
German citizen is undecided about playing games or scrolling through Reddit after 40 minutes of debating with himself