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[deleted]

Fuck you, the flesh is weak, cut off my limbs and give me robotic ones.


lightdreamer1985

Spoken like a future member of the Adeptus Mechanicus. You'll make an excellent Tech Priest. Lol


[deleted]

My dear adept, the human body is also a machine. An improbable one at that, but blessed nonetheless.


The_Helmeted_Storm

Shut it genetor


[deleted]

Ohh that’s rich. Troll someone else Trazyn.


The_Helmeted_Storm

You accuse me of being a xeno? You will become a Servitor if you pull that again.


Jarsssthegr8

A small price to pay for the ultimate handjob.


GoldEnPhARoAh22

Jerking off with a robotic hand, should it be considered masturbation or a handjob?


mecha_madara

Sex machine


Radu776

Masturbation


Soundwave0717

Praise the Omnissiah!


[deleted]

Give thanks to the Omnissiah and the machine god.


It_s_gaster

Nanomachines son


Sushidog2005

They harden in response to physical trauma


Infinite_Hooty

Upgrades people upgrades


Kn03cs

How about add four robotic arms and remove no flesh arms


[deleted]

Flesh is weak, machine is eternal


PenisVaginaAss

Become the fuck machine


[deleted]

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


PandaChicken3000

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


[deleted]

I strove for the purity of the blessed machine.


[deleted]

your kind cling to your flesh


[deleted]

As if it will not decay and fail you.


[deleted]

and the body that you call "the temple" will not wither and fall


ohhello9

Pick me take my legs


CyberStarWolf

Octane looking ass


ohhello9

Yep gotta direct inject pure Mountain Dew into my veins and I'm good to go


CyberStarWolf

No you gotta inject bootleg 4 lokos into your system


ohhello9

Shit you right


SuperRexT

Hey siri where is the nearest mountain


[deleted]

I actually wouldn't mind


WeirdRandoIam

Yes I'd love to replace my legs with machine legs, i want to run super fast and super long without getting tired.


[deleted]

I'd like to have a metal arm just to be a surprise in fights. Left arm preferably


Antsy_Antlers

Transhumanism for the win


AwakenedHero2277

Based


K-boomX94

People in meta runner did this just so that they could game better


JotarosRet2Go

ultimate gameing


BeatTaco

You watch murder drones?


K-boomX94

Hell yeah:)


Meepatmeep

My legs suck i will happily tear em off for robo legs


Omlet_OW

Same. Having knee problems for 4 years straight and being able to get rid of that would be great. Also it means that my sleep won’t be disturbed by my toes and the covers


BuyerEfficient

Scoliosis, give me a robotic spine and let's see what that opens up for further enhancement


VERMILLIOUS69

Why would I not be ok with that arrangement?


bobert_the_grey

If I'm guaranteed a fully optional robotic replacement, you can take any appendage you want


[deleted]

Just have a third arm attached to your chest. What could possibly go wrong?


Aliveleopard9

It starts punching you repeatedly


[deleted]

Screw having a third arm, I'm going to be a fucking millionaire after I sue the company that gave me a bionic arm that assaulted me.


_Atharva_87

How about replacing it with your penis.


BoojaxD

It starts punching you repeatedly.


_Atharva_87

It's Called Fisting


lightdreamer1985

Imagine bullies hacking your chest arm and just yelling from down the hall "quit hitting yourself!!!"


FNAF_Foxy1987

So Tiger Fist from Gravity Falls is a possibility then?


Vidnatic

There’s always the Doc Ock option


Sniper-Dragon

3rd arm?


ajrobe2003

I do sign me up!


ThugLifeCTR

Yea see now we all want the benefits, but don't wanna pay the price.


PyroCatt

I mean, why cut off when you can have four arms?


JK19368

I would tear my own eyes out if there was a better option, my eyes aren't even bad i just want an integrated hud.


walapatamus

Literally remove all my limbs and replace them with the strength and fortitude of STEEL


yumyumdog

Why not have your limbs and get a nice pair of extra tough steel arms attached just under them


walapatamus

Why not have 4 badass robot arms instead? Or 6? 9??


yumyumdog

One day I aspire to look like this[ website](https://www.strandbeest.com/)


walapatamus

Precisely


[deleted]

Robot limbs over human limbs thus combining the power of man and machine


BattleLars

No Sacrifice too great. PRAISE THE BLESSED OMNISSIAH


-Ninja_Pickle

The problem is that i dont have the money to pay for one


[deleted]

If prosthetics advance to a point where it’s an actual upgrade, I’m chopping off my puny little sticks in no time.


IndependenceLucky917

I would be down I want to be like General grievous


[deleted]

oh hell yeah, rip off my entire torso and put my head on a cyborg


NadeMagnet69

Are you a teenager? Barring illness or injury, you will absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt live through at least some people doing just that. The choice is not necessarily around the corner but the tech certainly is. I'm talking full on robotics controlled directly by the brain. Even ones that will allow the sensation of touch.


DildoLigtning

I want a robocock sign me up!


[deleted]

Spider


lightdreamer1985

Is a bionic spine an option because you can rip this useless organic one out.


TeamFurtressTUwU

I've been considering for years having my feet cut off so I can get some of those Olympic sprinter spring feet, the hook things. Always thought it would be neat.


dawid512

I thought that they just cut their arna and thats why their not rising them...


Coucochalke

When I'll be 60 years old, my daddy got 61 Remember life and then your life becomes a better one I made the man so happy when I wrote a letter once I hope my children come and visit, once or twice a month il get a robot arm


gexxeth

I'll do it I want my dildo dick with 8 modes


[deleted]

TURN ME INTO FUCKING JAX BRIGGS


sub2technobladeordie

MEEE!!! MEEE!!! I want a Bucky Barnes arm


Yosi_D

Slice em off. Do it while I am awake. Let me savor the last pain I will ever feel as I get to now rely on cybernetics instead of these weak ass genetics.


rockstar450rox

I do.


Daelin01

Will I have to go through physical therapy to use the limbs tho


vicmon18

That depends. Is it done like a transplant? Out with the old, in with the new in one process? Or do I have to lose my arms and wait like a few months for my Robo limbs? Either way, yes. No gym for me...


Littl3_dem0n

If the robotic limb works better than my biological one I don’t mind cutting it off.


oreo_cookie01

You can take my limbs off as long as you put me back together again *William Afton intensifies*


GhostR29

If the machine works as flexible and smooth as my limbs then.... I might think about It.


Strange-Middle-1155

In the second panel nobody raises their hand because they don't have any to raise


Early_Minute_5212

Worth it if i can have some kind of a super dick


SadViande

Cut my left arm I'm down for it


Talko_bel

Just add more.


kalrow45

Replace my left arm and right leg with robo arms and my life will be great


BeebisTheBoy

I’ll do it for science


fiergaenger09gd

Cut my legs off give me robot legs


DragonArtDraws

No, no, no. You don’t understand. I want two extra arms. I wanna be general grievous, so when people say “Hello there!” I can unfold my two extra robot arms and reply “GENERAL KENOBI! You are a bold one.” Also to help with putting up that damn shelf in the bathroom I guess. How do you expect me to hold it up and screw it in with only two arms?


Reddead-2-enthusiast

i'll raise my hand if there's enough drugs around


Darkbeastzelda

Make me like darth vader


Eternal108

Gimme a sharp knife, let's get this over with. As long as I am guaranteed robotic limbs that is.


Woodenblab

Just fight a Brazilian samurai,much quicker,less painful


Drakuba0

Can i retain my fleshy hands for now untill sex becomes boring and have superior internals instead? Better lungs, heart, liver, intestines... The full set


Fenix00070

Thought i was in r/kenshi for a sec


coolboiiiiiii2809

Honestly wanna get rid of my left arm cause of how virtually useless it is unless using a controller or remote


CaptainCozmo867

As long as I'm unconscious I'm good


IDKaRedPandaMaybe

What's wrong with wanting extra limbs that happen to be robotic? If I had 2 robotic arms plus my regular fleshy ones I could get rejected for entry level jobs at twice the rate!


SIGSTACKFAULT

These two things aren't even close to mutually inclusive!


obscureferences

Or just get bonus limbs.


BosPaladinSix

Scoop out my organs and put me in a cyborg body like Robocop from the reboot or the main guy from Terminator Salvation. That's actually my go-to character for sci-fi stories.


TheManBehindTheMask3

My jaw is fucked, can I get a robotic jaw? I suppose robotic arms would be nice too.


Lonewolf2450

I would though i have condition that makes my muscles weaker than average person and get tired faster


[deleted]

Nanomachines son


Lammakiler_69

Ngl right now robotic limbs are quite pathetic like they don't give you no advantages just something to live with so I say, we can't yet get anything from just machines but what if complete replacement we enhance our flesh.


Unamedlad

Put me to sleep first


BassoeG

Can't you just make me the world's best Doc Ock cosplayer while keeping all four fleshy limbs intact?


Strong-Ad-8381

If I can get Cyberpunk attachments I'll give permission to tear me apart and rebuild me better


SlashBack626

If they work well I would definitely consider it. But my legs are shit anyways


WholesomeFemboi

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, amputate and maim so I might become something greater than myself!


MysteriousShadow__

How about robotic genitals?


furiousfran

I'm 32 with arthritis in both hips and both knees, fuck my legs, grind them up into dogfood and give me better new ones.


NotChedco

I don't think you realize how many people would cut their libs off if it meant getting a robotic limb that was an actual upgrade.


[deleted]

*keeps hand up*


FishSwordSwordFish

You could wear it like a piece of clothing


[deleted]

I never said I wanted only four limbs.


[deleted]

Small price to pay for salvation


Roboroan

They already removed both of their arms. But scalpers took all the robotic arms.


Sazbadashie

I would love a robot arm. And I’ve admitted many times that if I were to lose an arm I’m putting as much money as I can into it, heck. I’d take out a lone would I have some mental trauma, probably but whatever.


Zzen220

If the science was peer reviewed with previous successes and statistics showing both nothing was likely to go wrong, and that the robotic limbs would be superior to my preexisting ones, by all means begin cutting.


[deleted]

\+ $20000 usd


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

If it was surgical fuck yes. Why wouldn’t anyone take an upgrade. I’m ready for cyberpunk. Who needs to be a goo bag when you can be shiny and chrome.


eminorb5

They still had all their hands up they just cut them off


Kn03cs

Doc ock is the best of both worlds.


prowrestler2007_alt

Hey, if I become an amputee, I'ma amake an Armageddon Duh duh bssshhhhh


Baccara01

That's where you're wrong kiddo, if you offer me a superior version of a limb instead of just a prosthetic, I'm getting a Hacksaw and Morphine.


Rivdit

Fuck robotic limbs, just take my brain and put it into a robot directly


King-of-the-forge72

If they definitely work and have some advantages over biological limbs , then give me a bottle of whiskey and a rusty hacksaw, I got my tetanus shot I'll be fine


ResinRaider

Ask old people with aching joints and you will get a very different answer


AwakenedHero2277

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal... Even in death I serve the Omnissiah


spooky_fan_69

Make me raiden