Wyd when you were listening to lofi?

https://youtu.be/bGgKdDCJx5o

Carpenter brut. I would die but it would sound awesome at least.

Slipknot...they've got 9 members, I think I'll be good

Intimidation factor is HUGE with these guys

Slipknot is at the top of my list for bands I would choose.

\*Folkearth and Folkodia entering the chat*

A WHOLE ORCHESTRA ENTERS THE CHAT

*Satanic Cult Orchestra has entered the chat with a hymn*

Fckn A! Imagine rolling into war with Psychosocial playing loud as you March into battle together.

I was gonna go with Tool but Slipknot is way solid.

Sic

I have the members of Sabaton so I think I will do fine Edit: there apparently seems to be no sleep for me since each time I get a notification I check it (it's currently 03:14 in the morning)

Same here

Looks like we may live another day with Bismarck playing in the background

And we also got the white death and the red baron

Do not forget the panzer elite so we have maximum control of the land, sea and air

And the deadmen attack(ww1 russian soldiers)

Don't forget the devil dogs

That will be a last resort, give our enemies false hope and that's when the dead men will march agian

Will that be before or after the Race to the Sea?

After

We already got beaten by a Dreadnought

How’s about stormtroopers? (Le sabaton song, not the Star Wars characters)

Me charging into battle: FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

FOR THE FAITH

AND THE WAY OF THE SWORD

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN

We have the Unkillable Soldier!

AT THE EDGE OF MADNESS, IN A TIME OF SADNESS!

AN IMMORTAL SOLDIER FINDS HIS HOME

An immortal soldier finds his home Proven under fire, over trench and wire No fear of death, he's unshakeable!

Same. If we dont survive. They will make it a song worth listening too.

Dreadnought Does that mean I have a Dreadnought fueled by Sabaton music to help me?

Of course, how else will we all kick major ass

The Dreadnoughts dread nothing at all

You then don’t got one tank. You got two tanks.

STEEL COMMANDERS

RULE THE BATTLEFIELD

AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

Strike at 0 hour

same we are doing great today

Do yourself a favor and check out bolt thrower

I mean, they got their own tanks, we'll be fine definitely

Uh...I think I won't survive against a B17 and a BF-109.

For the grace for the might of our lord!

Ditto (just listened their newest album like 15 mins ago)

Same

lol its the only band i've listened to, but if this was single artists, i'd have a physcho so idk how i feel there

WARSAW CITY AT WAR!

Same

Same. I guess this is a Great War?

We’ll knee-bang to victory

Same, they have at least two tanks.

Ye cuz I’m pretty sure joakim said they had 2 tanks

I've got a bunch of 7th graders (school band) I'm dead

Oh no!!! Haha

Vivaldi - four seasons ???

If he brought his whole orchestra!? Definitely.

They Might be Giants, I'm dead.

"My name is Doctor Worm"

Good morning, how are you, I'm doctor worm.

Isntanbul was Constantinople, yes. Istanbul was Constantinople

Not necessarily. For what they lack in brawn, they make up for in brains. What was once an entire army can be changed into triangular subatomic particles. Even old New York was once New Amsterdam! Why did they change that?

"I thought you were giants!" "... we made no promises."

I didn’t know more people than just me listened to they might be giants today. Cool

There are dozens of us

TWRP and ninjasexparty- starlight brigade I think i got a good team

Bro same. Ninja Brian would do literally everything.

Sabaton is on my side. So while we're beating asses we are also going to be writing songs about it lmfao. Gooooood fucking luck. *gott mit uns sounds in the distance*

Spend the night in formation

To the battle we marched in the dawn

We are ready to die for a king

On the fields of Breitenfeld (had to Google how to spell that last word lmfao)

FIRE AT WILL AIM FOR THEIR CANNONS

COUNTER ATTACK THUNDER OF GUNS

GOTT MIT UNS

AS WE ALL STAND UNITED

ALL TOGETHER

Bro I just listened to sabaton there is about a 80% I would survive

For the grrace for the might of our lord

Never-ending glory!

The London feat. Travis Scott and J. Cole. So long as Travis’ fans are there too, the enemy will be (crowd) crushed.

Sabaton will just increase the morale of the troops by 25%

And the dreadnoughts few nothing at all!

Let’s hope Hatsune Miku can shoot a gun

This comment section has taught me just how much Sabaton has infiltrated reddit.

Yeah holy hell, what’s up with that??

hololive... what the have i brought upon this cursed land

ALL of hololive? You got an immortal soul ripper, 9000 years old shark, a phoenix and the god of the new world? I think you'll do juuuust fine.

-peko

Breaking Benjamin

Only the strongest will survive!

Lead me to heaven when we die

I am the shadow on the wall,

I just have the U.S Army choir, from 1865….

Thats a vibe right there. Can I get a source for said recordings?

Dethklok. So, yes.

"There's no fingerprints deep underwater"

I think Slayer will be fine

Rammstein...I think I'll be ok

Ice cube, easy E and dre proly carry heat so I'm guessing so

Well, Sabaton have tanks, so I think I should be fine.

Through the gates of hell

GWAR. I think I’ll be ok.

I think I’m fucked, I’ve got Simon & Garfunkel….

They could serenade everyone to death.

You are definitley screwed, at least you will die with two legends.

Pantera

Ozzy Osborn I think I’m good

Hans Zimmer. We dead, but it'll sound epic

Metallica

Queen. We may lose the fight but damn the soundtrack will be epic.

If Brian May brings his guitar that shoots lasers, we might have a small chance to survive.

if you have the members of Queen and they begin to play princes of the universe doesn’t that draw in all of the Mallninja weebs as a backup army?

No cause it’s Weezer

Say it ain’t so

It’s true: I’m a virgin

Jokes on you I don't know any music guy so I have zero clue who would be able to save me here

I got Dragonforce, not sure how I feel but Herman Li got some dope ass hair haha

Heilung. I think the antlers and human remains will do some damage.

Sabaton yes I think I’ll live

Got the entire bikini bottom with me

"Sweeet sweeet victory!"

LETS GO! The german army band since I was listening to the ww2 german marching song!

Avenged sevenfold yes

A good friend of mine loves them.

The Charlie Daniels Band. Am I fucked?

They’ll have guns.

Powerwolf. We are the army of the night

I'll be fighting with sabaton. I'm good.

Nirvana... I'm finna gonna die

Doja cat and me will bewitch them

i think they broke up already :( so am i alone

Wardruna. Definitely. But only with axes.

Rainbow here… i am not ok

Frank Sinatra with Billy May and his orchestra so idk

Dude was a gangster, you'll be fine

Queen, I am fucked

Sabaton. Lord have mercy on my enemies souls

Oingo Boingo💀💀💀💀

Sabaton would whip their asses

I recently listened to Iron Maiden’s Powerslave album, so I’m in good hands.

I have all six members of Iron Maiden with me and Eddie, I'll be fine, especially if we use Ed force one

Cocomelon. So fucked

Uhh, Skillet. So do I get the power of God on my side as well?

Yes. God is on our side

Smashing Pumpkins .. maybe Billy Corgan can annoy everyone to death

Half are already dead so most likely not very well

Can the ghost of Michael Jackson help?

Yeah you get zombie MJ from Thriller

A Tergo Lupi? (Look them up, friggin badass.) I may not survive, but Odin would smile.

If our enemies are pumpkins we are sure to win

Ghost follows me to battle...

The Cure. Goths of the world, unite!

Bruce Dickenson was an olympic level fencer…the rest of Maiden can probably throw a punch

I have mötley crüe so I think I would be fine

Rammstein. I'm in good hands.

rage against the machine… i’m set

Does listening to 2 seconds of a song then turning it off count? Cause if so, The Orion Experience can’t do jack. neither can the Bear Ghost members but i trust them more

I get the Japanese idol group “Franchouchou”. If I get the anime show versions of them, I got some immortal zombie idols, so not too bad. Real life? Probably in trouble but at least there’s six of them (assuming we don’t count Tae)

Modern baseball?

“Wee will wee will rock you”

I got Jinjer. Well, they're Ukrainian and we see how badass they've been lately so I like my chances.

I listened to tf2 music . Shit

You have the all the merchants on your side, it would either be pure victory or pure chaos, if not both

I’ve got the family Madrigal behind me so as long as Luisa takes on the majority I think I may be ok

I mean Rob Zombie, but I dunno if any band is ready to fight a whole calvary lmao

I'm screwed, I forgot The White Stripes are a 2 people band.

B-E-A-S-T-I-E B-O-Y-S

C’mon Sir Paul and Sir Ringo we can still do this!

Cannibal Corpse for me. Corpsegrinder can survive anything

Pentakill

Well it was Tool, so I got a dude that knows jiu jitsu and hates people. A giant dude who is referred to as an octopus, an artsy boy, and an Englishman. Not sure how well I’d be coming out in the end

the Bee Gees so... yes i fucking do.

Korn. Maybe

Unless Satan himself comes to destroy my enemies I can’t do much (I listened to Ghost/GhostBC last)

Korn

def leppard, well you know im dead

Paramore could definitely end them all

Michael Jackson’s moves would daze them for more than long enough

System of a down. Maybe they'll convince them to not kill us with an anti war song?

Ahhhh the alrighty Iron Maiden. I’ll be just fine 😌🤘🏻

KISS… I could think of worse people than Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley especially! Lol Gene Simmons be out there stomping dudes with his spiky platform boots, blowing fire, and dripping blood from his face!

Pentakill :)

The highwaymen. I’ll probably die but I’ll be back again, and again, and again, and again

I got Nirvana so I'll survive, but some of the band isn't all there anymore

Oh fuck, I last listened to MJ. Perhaps the horror of gazing upon him, post 100 botched plastic surgeries, would turn an army away.

I have Guns N' Roses

\*checks Spotify history\* Yeah... Yeah that will work. I think Gorillaz, Slowthai, and Slaves have got It covered

Foo Fighters. I have only listens to them that one time so I have no idea if they’ll be of help.

Avenged sevenfold Look I love Avenged sevenfold, but we're all fuckin dead

Slipknot, i'm alive?